A couple of weeks ago, someone was talking about the diversity of bodies and talents in the BG East stable at the BGE yahoo group. It seems every so often, we fans can get catty and hypercritical in our assessment of the homoerotic wrestling boys. Someone made a generous counterpoint, saying that even the boys that don’t have “the best bodies” offer something tasty to wrestling. Among the list of classic twinks with perhaps less than perfect bodies, Rafe Sanchez was mentioned.
Huh? I had to re-read the sentence several times. The proposition was that Rafe Sanchez is someone who doesn’t have the best of bodies, but we love him for his other talents. What the….?
The conversation reminded me how subjective beauty is. I, for one, find Rafe’s body simply stunning. Rafe, for another, is also clearly enraptured by the sight of his own physique. He routinely requires his opponents to worship him, which, in turn, makes me adore him even more.
I get it, that Rafe’s not exactly a bodybuilder. He’s not as thickly muscled as, say, Rio Garza. He’s not as sincere as, say, Mitch Colby (the champion homoerotic wrestling pornboy of my heart). He doesn’t have the wrestling chops of Kid Vicious, or the pendulous balls of Josh Goodman.
But I would certainly not meet this fine, fine body at a bar and think to myself, “Well, he doesn’t exactly have the best body.” Rafe is a tasty, tasty treat. He oozes sex. I can smell his intoxicating pheromones emanating off the screen. His ass is imminently squeezable. His pecs are clawable. His abs are evidence of some healthy workouts and a seriously high metabolism. When he sneers arrogantly, it drives me nuts with an impulse to grab him roughly by his shaved head and clamp my mouth onto his. And he’s in love (love, love, love) with his beautiful, long cock that stands at perfect attention; and loving yourself is an aphrodisiac if you ask me.
Not to ruin the suspense for anyone, but I for one am more than happy to see a familiar whipcord-tight, fantastically stubbly chested hardbody in the newest update on BG East, in Masked Mayhem 6. That body in a masked, erotic, competitive battle in the ring is golden.
Not to ruin the suspense for anyone, but I for one am more than happy to see a familiar whipcord-tight, fantastically stubbly chested hardbody in the newest update on BG East, in Masked Mayhem 6. That body in a masked, erotic, competitive battle in the ring is golden.
Thankfully, diversity is the spice of life. Perhaps the hardbodies that turn your crank might leave me limp. I don’t begrudge anyone who would take a pass on pounding Rafe. But as for me, he’s an instant erection, never disappointing, and someone I wouldn’t be able to tear my eyes away from in any setting.
Sidelineland 
Yawwn. I am sooo bored with run-of-the-mill dime-a-dozen bodies like Rafe Sanchez's. Is this REALLY the best BG East can do?Who among us does not have a body like that? It will "do," I SUPPOSE, in a pinch. Still, it's just sad sad sad he cannot pull off that bedroom-eyes-matched-with-a-sensuous-mouth look–the poor homely thing is just tooo 2008.
Yep. I'm sure this is really all about my pitifully low standards in men. It's probably a self-esteem issue with me, really, that I could be satisfied worshiping someone of Rafe's caliber (squeezed between my knees and crying out for mercy). [You do sarcasm very skillfully, Joe! I usually come off as an ass when I try to write it…]