I have some bitter friends right now with painfully twisted panties. Personally, I was planning on giving a pass on the remake of Clash of the Titans after I saw the trailers. It looks like unrealized potential from start to finish. My panty-twisted buddies who paid ridiculous amounts of money for a theater ticket to see it tell me that my prognostication was on target.
Worse than just mediocre technical translation of an iconic cult classic, there are a lot of disappointed gay boys running around with crumpled up ticket stubs. The original Clash of the Titans, with its laughable special effects, was still this gay boy’s fun and games for the beautiful, shirtless, sweaty displays of a young Harry Hamlin. I know for a fact that there were plenty of other gay boys who had the same thing in the back of their minds when they sat their asses in the seats to watch the Sam Worthington version. Those are the bitterest friends I have these days.
No shirtlessness at all!? Oh… my… God. Sam, Sam, Sam… this can’t help but do serious damage to the trajectory of your rising star. Share the eye candy or your will have some crying, nasty, vengeful boys with long, long memories to contend with. We know Sam has a body that we’d all like to see more of. This is precisely the sort of serious faux pas that would end up as a major geopolitical disaster in the world of my wrestling fiction. We don’t need all the pretty boys in Hollywood to actually be gay, but they’d better damn well show their appreciation for our lustful adorations, which means that untested chiseled chins like Sam Worthington need to put up or get shut up.
In Eli Brody’s world, I know of one overachieving Australian who’s due for a world of hurtin’. The only question is who gets to kick some ass, and how will they teach the lesson that a certain Aussie clearly needs to learn.
Sidelineland 
I am glad Eli is finally catching on to this overachieving Aussie. I myself would pit him against perhaps some hardworking or struggling actors who would die to be in his spot. What about Jason Statham? He looks like someone who has some tricks up his sleeves. Or something like Dominic Purcell, Kyle Chandler. Or even Hugh Jackman or Daniel Craig?