This was Zac Efron at the beach a year and a half ago. Now I don’t have anything against twinks in general. But this just doesn’t make me sit up and take notice. There’s a little too much pubescence at work here for my tastes.
Here’s Zac at the beach a couple of weeks ago. I’m taking notice. He’s still on the twink side of the hot boy spectrum, but he’s put on some serious muscle poundage in the last year and a half. His lats alone give this a definitively post-pubescent shape that is much more my taste. Towleroad refers to this as Zac’s “Daniel Craig moment,” I assume in reference to Daniel’s iconic image emerging from the surf layered in slabs of beef that make even straight men have to adjust their pants.
So I wouldn’t go quite so far as to say Zac’s recent pics are somehow comparable to Daniel Craig’s 007 hotness. In fact, if I were Mr. Craig, I might take offense at the comparison. Hell, I might even have to go so far as to insist on teaching the young muscle twink a lesson in bare naked bath house NHB celebrity wrestling.
Daniel is undefeated and, frankly, untouched in my homoerotic wrestling fiction. Zac, on the other hand, is 0-1, having suffered a crushed nose as a result of James McAvoy’s facebuster with a cum shot to the face finisher, just for good measure. True, James is my undefeated lightweight buzzsaw, but is any twink so naive as to believe that he could stand face to face with the longshoreman pornbody muscles of Daniel Craig? I think I could imagine that…
Sidelineland 
Oh, I don't think it's fair to compare poor Z to Daniel Craig. I think everyone has to be appreciated for their own merits, or else ultimately, everyone will just end up losing out to Phil Baroni or Randy Orton or something. (Depending on my mood at the time.) I agree about only the recent pics being noteworthy though. On the current cover of People he's even looking slightly torso hairy. I've got to say, I'm out of touch enough to have had NO IDEA who Zac Efron was.
I sent an application to your wrestling fiction site.
My apologies redarding the fiction group. I'm managing my blog from a distance while I travel this week, and Google Groups isn't giving me access to accept applications. Hopefully I'll be able to take care of it when I'm back next week.
You know Efron's people came up with the idea to call this his Daniel Craig moment. I think if the punk finds himself with a Brit hunk's muscled ass pinning his head to the floor, he'll deserve it. The way I'd write it, he'd definitely deserve it.