I came across Sir Dark on social media as a recommended friend of a friend. Really, we’ve got about 200 IG followers in common, because holy fuck, everyone’s got their eyes on this wrestling content producer. I’ve been tempted for a long time to check out the long forms of the sexy-as-fuck trailers he posts, but when Sir Dark himself liked some of my posts and we exchanged some private messages, I knew it was time to go Dark.

But fuck, where to start!? I asked him that question, after pointing out he’s got somewhere over 200 wrestling videos on WF. He’s got a deeper catalog than some homoerotic wrestling companies! It looks like about 90% are of him wrestling, which is amazing when you think about it. This hottie is clearly deeply into hot wrestling. To prove the point, I asked his opinion about the relative merits of a few different matches in his catalog, trying to vet where I should start watching, and Sir Dark instantly had, off the top of his head, details of every match I mentioned to him. When I pointed out to him how remarkable it is that he can recall the details of any random match I mention out of nearly 200 matches, his response made me swoon: “I remember the taste of the sweat of each one of them, I remember how hot was their skin, the look in their eyes,” he replied. “When I wrestle, my whole soul is 100% in that match, in that moment, just me and him, nothing else.” Fuck. I wiped away the drool from the corner of my mouth and downloaded my first Sir Dark match immediately.

Battling my FOMO, I decided to start with a match that caught my eye because of Sir Dark’s gorgeous opponent and the evidence that it turned full-on homoerotic. His “Milk-His-Face” match against stunning grappler Claiton blew me away. It’s got super hot and unexpected notes to it, with a hot, cooperatively-competitive vibe that dances seamlessly into a hot erotic bullying session. The opening credits are sweet little character establishing montages of the wrestlers. Claiton flexes his incredibly delicious, hot, lean muscles and smiles at the camera almost shyly. He’s got sweet biceps, square shoulders, and peek-a-boo washboard abs. His lush lips and big, dark eyes make me melt just a little from the start. And then, Sir Dark’s montage strikes a totally different tone (to say the least). The Dark one is lean and sexy as fuck, with hot tats and a bad boy beard. He snarls and glares furiously into the camera, all business and no play, looking like wants to rip raw meat off the bone. This is immediately signaling a lush babyface demolition.

So, imagine my surprise when, no shit, Claiton absolutely swarms Sir Dark! Like, seriously, the lush little babyface sexy boy takes control and absolutely OWNS Dark like a master. It’s not like Sir Dark is giving it away, either. At least, Dark certainly looks like he’s straining desperately and putting 110% into unlatching the sexy kid from that rear naked choke Claiton traps him in at will. In fact, I’d say Sir Dark is putting in about 70% of the total effort of the two of them combined, because Claiton makes it look effortless and Dark is a grunting, groaning, whimpering mess as he frantically squirms and writhes and fights to muscle out of the kid’s long, indulgent holds. I’m not saying Claiton isn’t selling. I’m just saying he’s just that fucking in control of this spontaneous scrap, and Sir Dark does NOT have the combo to free himself from this sexy (SEXY) boy’s padlock.

Which makes it a bit of an awkward cut when 9 minutes into this 26 minute video, Sir Dark is suddenly in control and bullying the kid. Not that I’m not way, way into Dark sneering and bullying and working his craft. He absolutely demands revenge chokes and schoolboy pins to make the cocky babyface kid pay for running roughshod over him in those opening minutes. Honestly, Claiton doesn’t look like he’s suffering too, too much, though, until Sir Dark clamps his legs around the kid’s midsection and scissors the air from the kid’s lungs. Finally, fuck yes, Claiton is gasping, eyes wide, sucking a bit on the suffering as Sir Dark heaps on some gut punches to punctuate how he felt about Claiton’s blatant disrespect earlier.

Sir Dark’s riding time is relatively short lived, though. There’s this moment, not soon after Dark spanks Claiton’s sensational ass, when the kid just visibly has had enough of getting bullied by the bigger man. He taps his foot on the accelerator, and in a flash, he’s got a reversal and stays in the driver’s seat for the remainder of the match. Claiton’s cool… chill, even, and I might not have guessed how he felt about getting bullied for a few minutes by Dark if it weren’t for the punches that start pounding down on Sir Dark. Again, Claiton swarms the stunned badboy. As furiously and frustrated as Sir Dark fights it, Claiton is in total control of the Dark one’s body. For act 2, though, Claiton isn’t satisfied with just immobilizing and owning Sir Dark. He locks him down a half a dozen different ways and starts landing strikes for added value. There’s gut punching (for you gut punching aficionados), but Claiton pounds his fists all over Sir Dark. His gut, his kidneys, his back… all the while Claiton is locking Sir Dark down in increasingly cocky submission holds. Dark is fading fast around the 15 minute mark, and Claiton is punching away with the sole of his foot pinning Sir Dark’s face to the mat. This turns into a super hot and sexy mauling, with the babyface beauty in white completely owning the raw and raging tatted badboy in black.

You might think Sir Dark would resent getting his face stomped on along the journey to his brutal defeat, but you might be wrong. Because when he taps and Claiton lets him go with a cocky sneer on those lush lips, Sir Dark starts absolutely worshiping Claiton’s feet. I’ve talked before about not necessarily being all about feet the way some of you are, but, fuck, the almost feral puppy licking Sir Dark engages in is most definitely compelling! His tongue travels up and down Claiton’s hot, hot, hot body, and holy HELL, Dark is hungry for it. Claiton lets him worship him, but makes sure the pack order is clear by punching him down every so often with casual ease.

Act 3 (4? 5?) is also a revelation to me. Again, there’s an awkward cut, so we don’t see the transition from Sir Dark worshiping him to Claiton sitting on Sir Dark’s face with his trunks pulled down. But sweet FUCK, that’s hot. Claiton’s tan lines and his STUNNING ass smothering Sir Dark put me way over the edge. There’s this hot moment when Dark is submissively licking, but eventually he’s exhausted and turns his face to the side to catch his breath. Cocky Claiton, however, just bounces those lush glutes up and down, slamming Dark’s head with total disrespect. Fuck. Honestly, by the time Claiton’s got his impressive cock out and furiously starts jerking himself off in a schoolboy pin, I was already sold. The milk-his-face victory moment is wicked hot and humiliating, but half a dozen moments in the grappling and then the face sitting had already topped me off several times.

Hot drama here. Face sitting and foot worshiping fans will be in heaven, and for a totally straightforward told story of hot erotic wrestling domination, it’s golden. The fixed single camera format has some awkward moments in this impromptu living room setting. But it’s also curiously hot and intimate in moments, like when Claiton keeps staring into the camera from inches away, with a casual, cocky grin, while he’s got Sir Dark totally under his control and hating it. There are multiple cuts with pretty good editing to minimize the distraction, but between the cuts, the action feels spontaneous, raw, and authentic. That passion that was so transparently evident in Sir Dark’s comments to me privately is abundantly evident and beautifully showcased in this classic homoerotic wrestling match. I’ll be back to sample more of the 200 matches still to go in Sir Dark’s catalog!