Vegan Muscle

For some reason MMA has never been able to hold my attention. Despite the frequent appearance of stunning looking beasts pounding and grinding on one another, the format doesn’t really do it for me. Perhaps it’s the chain-link (I know, not all MMA is caged). Perhaps it’s the board shorts (I know, MMA includes a variety of gear). I think most likely what really loses me is the over-injection of testosterone. It’s the same story told every fight. Whose gonads are pumping hardest, whose over-the-top ego-trip is backed up by more brutality? Somehow, all the ingredients for a turn on are there, but the formula just doesn’t do it for me. Despite this fact, I love that there was a vegan Ultimate Fighter champion. Now there’s a storyline twist that makes me smile. Hot kid, too!