Have you checked out Joe’s new writing group via Ringside at Skull Island? It’s just a week old, and already fun, interactive, and yanking hard on my wrestling kink chain. The rolling question for February is what celebrity do you want to see get his ass kicked, and who should do the kicking. I put in a plug for Sean Faris to get beaten senseless by either Brad Pitt or Fergal Devitt, whichever of them finishing off with their beautifully muscled asses planted on Sean’s face. Joe helpfully suggested a nice double-team scenario to enable both of them to make Sean suffer and get themselves off at the same time.
I’m seriously into Joe’s 15-minute free for all format. He’s started a celebrity wrestling story with Paul Walker strutting arrogantly to the ring. Contributors can then submit the next move of the match, each of us taking no more than 15 minutes to write what happens next. In all, three of us have contributed to what has become a seriously nasty bout with Italian heartthrob, Raoul Bova.
I haven’t discovered yet why these two are so fired up to fuck each other up, but clearly there’s something going on here. Paul didn’t let the Italian Stallion finish climbing through the ropes before launching a blindside attack on the hirsute stud (my contribution).
In a classic match up of blond, bronzed, blue-eyed surferboy vs. smoldering, dark, hairy hothead Italian, Paul and Raoul have traded crotch blows, headlocks, DDTs, eye gouges and bearhugs.
Hard feelings and hard cocks are growing quickly as the match unfolds. Promises are being made to mess up at least one of the pretty-boy faces in the ring. This is classic golden boy meets tall dark and handsome, with a side of sadistic sexual overtones. I can smell the sweat flying off of both of these hunks, I swear.
Where will the match go next? Who will ultimately emerge victorious, and how will he decisively humiliate his opponent and claim his prize? Sign on, read up, and write your next chapter in this wrestling kinkster’s dream. See you there.
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