While the remaining pool of applicants in the Secretarial Pool auditions take a rest for a little while longer, my eye has been captured by a new modelboy crush.
Steven Patenaude is his name. He’s apparently a Seattle-based male model with über pouty lips, a smokin’ smooth body, and fantastically hot tattoos. At least, the tats look fantastic for what I’ve seen of them. I’m still looking for a full on shot of Steven from the back… preferably naked, but I’ll take what I can get.
As opposed to the massively muscled boys that often capture my attention, Steven looks more shredded/whipcord, which is no less intoxicating for me. Steven could be in the pipeline for a feature role in the Secretarial Pool himself someday. Those legs may be thin, but they look to me like they could crack coconuts.
The shots I’m finding of him oiled up and enjoying the beach just put me in the summertime mood. Why don’t I see stunning male models in their underwear hanging out at the beach? Clearly, I’m going to the wrong beaches. I’m off to try a new beach, in search of hot n’ spicy, nearly nude bodies like sweet Steven.
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