As I navigate the world, work, family, most of my friends, I’m pretty sure I’m usually the kinkiest person in the room. I mean, we never know what cousin Fergus gets up to behind closed doors, do we? But in terms of me being primarily turned on by rough and raunchy homoerotic wrestling fare, I typically assume that if we all laid our cards on the table, I’d be holding the hand that makes the most of us blush. But then, I hang out with my homoerotic wrestling friends. And in that crowd, I know that I’m not particularly the kinkiest at the table. For example, long-time friend of this blog and someone I genuinely count as a kindred spirit, Chase Addams, reached out to me recently to ask if I’d be interested in watching a super hot cage match he recorded with Ultimate Domination at Wrestlefest Toronto. You know where my mind went, right? Yep, I was marveling at how Chase and Ultimate D. found a wrestling ring surrounded by chain link to battle it out in a cage. Of course, I want to see that! So, I eagerly tucked into their Watchfighters video, Cage Match, and quickly realized… oooooh… “cage match!” As in, loser gets his cock caged! I mean, yeah, I’m familiar with the concept of a cock cage. I haven’t given it a lot of thought, but I know there are guys who get passionate about the ownership, control, and humiliation of caging another man’s cock or getting their own caged. I wouldn’t say it’s in the top 10 of what turns me one, but Chase and Ultimate D. had agreed to those terms from the start of their match. One of these hunks was going to have his cock locked down before they were done.
I’ve lusted after Ultimate Domination from a distance for a while, but this is my first time watching him wrestle. Holy fuck, the man is right at the edge of too handsome, too built, just too fucking beautiful to be believed. He looks like the homoerotic fantasy of my G.I. Joe action figure I owned as a kid come to life, but more gorgeously muscled, more devastatingly good looking, and with all the correct anatomical parts. I mean, check out Chase’s tags here on Sidelineland and you’ll see that I am a long-time fan and devoted admirer of his wrestling portfolio. Of course, I’m dialing in to see him get mean and heel hard. But then, fuck, Ultimate D. absolutely towers over him. Chase is a homoerotic wrestling star, but Ultimate D. struts in like a force of nature. I’m so fucking torn as to who I’m tuned into!
“You like that, right?” Ultimate D. sneers as Chase slathers on slack-jawed muscle worship as soon as they meet. He looks like a man accustomed to guys immediately swooning under the sway of his stunning good looks. Maybe Ultimate D. isn’t quite so inevitable after all, though, as he falls for the oldest trick in the homoerotic wrestling book. Chase’s full nelson snaps on him, mid-double-bicep flex, and all that magnificent beef can’t earn his freedom. He fights it long and hard, but he’s nearly passed out within a minute of the start of the match, and Chase is already pulling the cock cage out. Fuck, is Ultimate Domination a paper tiger?!
No, for the record, Ultimate Domination is legit. I mean, he suffers HOT and hard in Chase’s camel clutch, and the pairing of the look of panic in his eyes and his trapped muscle bod is intoxicating. But he’s about 6 seconds away from getting his cock caged when he battles back from the blurry edges of consciousness and starts immediately manhandling Chase. While I’m not entirely sold on whether the cock caging turns the heat up for me, personally, there’s plenty of hot and mean pro wrestling that’s right up my alley. Ultimate D. luxuriates in delivering a payback camel clutch that looks like it could rip Chase’s skull off. His Boston crab is beautiful and boss, and he rings Chase into a whimpering mess of helplessness.
Chase gets buried under an avalanche of ultimate muscle, and, fuck, Ultimate D. in the driver’s seat is golden. The visuals are magnificent. That cocky smirk on Ultimate D.’s face that tilts his stash to the side makes my cock twitch. He keeps flexing that Hollywood-ready physique while he’s smothering Chase under that packed bulge in his pink trunks. Like, of course Chase munches on that ass when Ultimate D. turns around and sits on his face to slap and taunt the BG East heel’s helpless bod.
But honestly, it isn’t the visuals that put me over the edge. It’s the audio. Ultimate D.’s grunts and moans are primal. They’re the growls of a predator with his jaws already clamped around juicy prey. Holy fuck, I’m not sure if this more like watching Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom or full-on gay porn. Whatever it is, I’m just about as coated in sweat as Ultimate D. is as he cages Chase’s cock and then stands up to peel his pink trunks down and unveils his own gorgeous cock. Fuck, does this man have imperfections? His cock is thick and juicy and perfectly proportioned to his huge, rock hard physique.
In total honesty, I’m typically not hanging around for cum shots. It’s the wrestling itself that gets me off and consumes me. But watching Ultimate D. smothering Chase under his naked ass and pumping on his own cock to climax is art that I just can’t take my eyes off of. The caged cock stakes aren’t right at the center of my bullseye, but the idea of Ultimate D. pounding out a tidal wave on Chase’s chest in victory while Chase is locked up wicked tight and frustrated is certainly a hot contrast.
So, sure, this wasn’t the “cage match” I naively expected. But it’s a hot 23 minutes of pro wrestling domination, with a seductive and seasoned heel getting way more than he bargained from a stunningly gorgeous muscle beast. Heel bashing is a secret pleasure for me, so watching Chase conquered and mistreated is a super sweet treat. But it’s nothing short of magical when Ultimate D. is cranking the last ounces out of his thick cock, and he indulgently flexes a peaked bicep just for himself, growling like the primal beast he is. I’m am officially a fanatic now, maybe not of cock cages, but definitely of Ultimate Domination.
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