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Romanian Relief Fund

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I neglected to thank the generous boys at MuscleRomania for giving me permission to repost a few of their photos yesterday. I also had a couple of last thoughts about these delightful Romanian hunks, so here’s part 2 of yesterday’s post:

First, one more gratuitous shot of Xander, especially for my friend Joe who shares with me a particular fondness for hard men in glasses. Xander is one big, beefy beauty. He has 27 photo galleries, 12 non-nude video clips, and 27 “hot videos” at MuscleRomania, which I believe is the empirical proof to back up my claim yesterday that Xander is the bread and butter of MuscleRomania. If Joe and I scrape together enough pennies to sponsor that muscle-exchange program I mentioned yesterday, I think it’ll take someone the size of Joe Robbins to school Xander in putting all those muscles to their most optimal use in the ring.
Speaking of the ring, I failed to name the headliner wrestler boys from MuscleRomania yesterday. With just a little digging, I’m very pleased to report that MuscleRomania’s first two wrestlers (hopefully of many more to come) are George and Derrick (somehow these names don’t sound all that Romanian, but I’m certainly not an expert).
George appears to be a major ham on camera. He clearly enjoys tossing around and getting tossed a bit by his wrestling buddy Derrick. When Derrick snaps on an armbar and shoves George’s chest against the bar, things seem to turn a little (very little) more seriously competitive, at which point George challenges Derrick to an arm wrestling competition on the bar. George seems to handily overpower Derrick, which disappoints me (because I’m all about Derrick), but I chalk this up to just be Derrick’s ploy to get George to shower off on camera for him (which he does). George has the will to perform, but I think he needs some wrestling lessons from perhaps Lon Dumont to show him how to do more than just look pretty and campy with all those fantastic muscles.
And my for my final segue, speaking of all those muscles… Derrick is a tasty, tasty morsel made to order for me. He’s clearly ready to ham it up no less than George, and even without words, Derrick has major personality on camera. He displays some pretty convincing shadow-punches and kicks in one of his solo videos, and he manages to do the splits perched atop bar stools, in nothing but a jock-thong. Wow. Um…. yeah. Wow. Now I’m seriously wanting to see an entire match between Derrick and George. Let me hear them (I don’t give a crap if I don’t understand them), and by all means, let me hear their bodies in action, pounding against one another and getting pounded to the floor. Lot’s of potential here. And if I got to hand-pick his personal wrestling tutor (not sure that he’d really need one), I’d say Rafe Sanchez has something to teach Derrick, and even if he didn’t… well, I’d pay money to watch the tutorial.

Romanian Side Dish

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A few years back I ran across MuscleRomania.com and roosted there for a while, getting a nice softcore fix. What’s in the water in Romania to grow their boys so big and beautiful? Strike that… I don’t really want to know what’s in the water. It could ruin the fantasy of a nation full of natural, massively muscled, devastatingly handsome, exhibitionist bodybuilders.

My impression is that beautifully bespectacled Xander was/is the bread and butter of the site. He’s mammoth, thick, and has an ass for days. Xander also kinked the place up with full on nudity. If he just wore his glasses in the shower as he soaped up, he’d own my soul. Clearly, Xander is a very successful athlete, and I’m sure he has boys and girls offering him sexual gratification every which way, but still, he has a bit of a nerd look about him, both in and out of his glasses. A world class bodybuilding, glasses wearing, exhibitionist nerd? That’s the stuff of fantasies!
Michael was an early favorite of mine from MuscleRomania. It seems like I’ve seen him elsewhere since then. Michael eventually also offered up the full monty, which is quite a sight to see on a competition bodybuilder. Speaking of which, I love the competition videos and pics of the bodybuilders on stage, side by side with the private-dancer style softcore shots. Fantasy-fueling all the way…
Tigerbeat-looking muscleboy Andrew has remained, by far, my favorite MuscleRomania obsession. Like Michael, Andrew is featured both in on-stage bodybuilder competitions and then in for-my-eyes-only workouts. I’ve never seen video, but the stills of Andrew finally tugging off the bikini posers and showing us all his bits and baubles ranks awfully high in my list of most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.
I’ve been offline from MuscleRomania for a few years now, but I recently ran across a notice that they’re boasting some new wrestling videos. Because I am a zombie to the capitalist marketing monster, I dipped my foot back in the water there. The wrestling vids that I’ve found so far are limited. They all feature these two ripped to shred hunks in jock-thongs. There are five clips of them that I’ve found so far. A couple of them show the duo jokingly tossing one another around playfully. Set to a musical soundtrack (no audio of the boys themselves, sadly), they pull off some lifts, a couple of nice hip tosses, arms bars, and even a surprisingly pleasing rear bearhug in which my favorite of the two battler suffers sweetly.
A couple of the videos under “wrestling” are similarly playfully set arm wrestling scenes, which never quite rises to the threshold of wrestling kink for me, though I can see the attraction. The final wrestling vid is a jovial clip of the same boys tossing one another in the pool. Some of the action qualifies as wrestling, though the best shot is my favorite boy in white simply diving backward, stunningly arching that ripped to shreds body, into the water. It has more of a character of just enjoying a couple of boys horsing around poolside than full on wrestling.
So, all told, MuscleRomania is just serving up a side dish of wrestling. Their main course is still the remarkable juxtaposition of legitimate competition bodybuilders on stage and then the same stunningly gorgeous, massive boys behind-the-scenes offering up a private, usually more revealing show for you and me. There’s nothing explicitly homo about this content, though it’s clearly got you and me squarely in its sights.

I think MuscleRomania has a massive, untapped potential if they choose to pursue the wrestling angle more. For example, I’d blow a gasket to watch Andrew and Michael exchange bodyscissors and bearhugs. Solo beauty is a nice appetizer, but as their wrestling hardbodies illustrate, pitting two (or more) of these sculpted gods against one another would appeal to an entirely new and expanded audience. Perhaps we can get the Rotary Club to sponsor an exchange program… send Denny Cartier, Lon Dumont, and Joe Robbins to put Michael, Andrew, Xander and the others through a wrestling school intensive. Then, let’s bring a few of the Romanian hardbody hopefuls back stateside for a few months of intense work through the homoerotic wrestling circuit. I’ll buy that!