Okay, I admit, I may end up needing my stomach pumped if I continue to overdose on vampire-kitsch. You’d think that the relentless onslaught of hot hunks on True Blood would hold my attention from week to week. But my eyes have strayed, and I’m now in a love-triangle. It’s me, True Blood, and Being Human. BBC productions have a total different feel, with significantly less special effects or stunning sets. They’re leading men aren’t typically the muscled studs that come out of Hollywood (and Hollywood-like) shows. But they have a charm, and Aiden Turner and Russell Tovey from Being Human have charmed the pants off me… so to speak. Their story lines are sexy, and they’re both just adorable. Turner’s hairy chest and dark eyes are dizzying, and Tovey is one long drink of water on a hot day, with entirely useful ears for all sorts of naughty purposes. I’m also excited to see stories that indicate Tovey is an openly gay actor. I wouldn’t have guessed that I’d get into another vampire (and werewolf… and ghost) show. Others have left me uninterested. But BBC has lured me into this adulterous relationship, as I guiltily cheat on my primary love, True Blood. I’m inspired to bring this whole love triangle into my gay wrestling fiction in the very near future!