The Substance of Wrestling


I’ve seen this photo posted in several different locations in the past two days, so I’m a johnny-come-lately to paying tribute to our new
World Gravy Wrestling Champion, Joel Hicks. Socialite Life tells a little more of the story. Here are a few more photos 30 year old dream(gravy)boat Joel. I could only find a couple of him actually wrestling. Here he looks like he’s doing some nice suffering, getting thrown down to into the gravy.

There’s a provocative shot of Joel, apparently right in the throes of a victory pose, about to get a beat down from the skinny punk with the chair. My God, how did I not know about this event!? My God, our World Champion has beautiful, gravy-coated thighs!
This got me to thinking about other media for wrestling. I posted recently about oil, and also mentioned lube. Naked Kombat has some wrestling in falling water that’s sort of a trip, and BG East has a few wrestling matches in a swimming pool (they seem to like putting Mitch Colby in the water). But I could only find a couple more places for food-wrestling -fetishists to get their licks/kicks. There’s jello wrestling, but I don’t consider jello food, and it looks like it’s mostly a “babe” thing.

An early Vancouver production for Can-Am featured Mark Wolff and a couple of other naked boys cleaning out the fridge and wrestling in the food on the floor of a little galley kitchen. Canadian Built Wrestle Club 2 had can’t-miss Mark Wolff going for it, but the ketchup and other edibles seem a little contrived for my tastes (to each his own, though).

The only other food-themed wrestling I could find was a clip from Thunder’s Arena that I can’t find in their online store, so I’m suspecting it may be a members-only vid. It features three massively muscled boys getting into a throw-down over white bread.

Frankly, I’m not finding anything from the pros that’s peaking my interest in food-wrestling as much as that dirty, hunky Brit Joel, so once last photo of our reigning World Champ!

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