Ass-slapping is all about domination in wrestling. It’s 100% humiliation. The slap on the ass is the application of the proverbial “X marks the spot.” It’s gratuitously making the point, “This belongs to me, now.” The matches where they act like a swat across the ass is somehow debilitating make me lose my ability to suspend disbelief. They claw and slam and squeeze and pound one another, but it’s the swat across the ass that leaves a jobber writhing in pain? No, the ass slap is the homoerotic icing on the cake that says, “I’m taking possession of this piece of meat for my own sadistic kicks.”
Early in his career, Brad Rochelle seemed to be trying to figure out if he was destined to be the jobber. After getting thrown around and taken advantage of in his first few matches, Brad executed a very nice squash on equally ripped Billyboy (who I think is aging backward into Rupert Grint) in Demolition 2. Brad experiments with the privileges of ownership with some dominating humiliation, including a loud crack across Billyboy’s thonged ass.
Muscle jobber Christopher Bruce has always had a beautiful, round butt begging to be owned. And in his classic matches for BG East, he nearly always got owned. I don’t think he’s ever gone the full-monty (PLEASE someone correct me if I’m wrong!), but his bouncy derriere has featured prominently in most of his matches that I’ve seen. After a long hiatus, Bruce made a “comeback” in BG East, starting with getting savagely, satisfyingly wedgied at the hands of heel Cole Cassidy in Demolition 10. Somehow, the wedgie seems to paralyze Bruce, like Samson getting his locks cut or something. Regardless of the plot, the display of Bruce’s spellbinding cheeks is worth the price of admission. Can’t decide if I’d prefer to be owned by Cole or own Christopher. Thank goodness BG East helps me imagine both scenarios.
Christopher Bruce (that’s “Mr. Bruce” to you) has apparently migrated to Florida to shoot a few jobs (and I mean jobs) for Thunder’s Arena. I’ve been chuckling ever since I ran across Thunders Arena’s trailer for Mat Rats 13. You have to watch all the way to the end to catch Christopher’s clone, Bryce, playing the bongos on Bruce’s jiggling ass. It’s hilarious, humiliating, and totally hot!
Perhaps the best part of a muscle-ass in the wrestling ring isn’t how it adds to the wrestling, but how it serves as the seat of power for the dominating man to claim his prize.
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