A "Russian" Bear


Just another send up to
tellumyort on YouTube for posting another gem from the British pro-wrestling archives. The early comments on this clip say it all: Red Ivan is hot and worthy of worship! I’ve always leaned to the left, but this mass of man could make me sign up with my local communist party in a second!

Just watch Ivan hurl his poor jobber into the turnbuckle so hard the entire ring slides to the right (04:02). Good God, that’s hot! And he absolutely cannot stop himself from flex-posing from start to finish. Fantastic squash!!!
There’s a match of the same hardbody wrestling in Calgary as Vladimir Krupoff. His opponent is living my erotic wrestling fantasy at 02:22 and 02:57. And I want to be the corner man who gets to celebrate in this guy’s long, full body embrace and meaningful, lingering gaze (03:41).
Finally, this best of three falls tag-team match with Red Ivan is rife with double entendre’s about bears and cubs. At 07:38, the commentator makes it clear that this match is for rights to the cub, Danny Collins (“Can Danny Collins ever get back to Daddy’s corner!?”). Ivan totally owns the bare-chested welterweight, making the kid scream for mercy racked across his massive boulders/shoulders (06:17). Finally, Ivan takes a whiff of sweet victory (08:56), before losing his concentration with more completely uncontrollable flex-posing for the cameras and crowds. In the end, Danny’s Daddy uses sheer inertia to pin the muscle stud to his back (by falling down on him), just avoiding having his cub stolen away as the trophy of the body beautiful bear. Personally, if I were Danny, I’d have stayed down at 08:58 and let Ivan put his collar around my neck.

A few poorer quality clips of the stashed stud are also floating around. In this one he’s shaved his chest, which seems a tragedy for a such an obvious beardaddy. Some amazing bears and cubs fantasies worked out in the wrestling ring here!

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