Bradley Cooper sent many a hearts a fluttering, at least in the stills released for the dubiously conceived A-Team movie. Bradley has a little more grit-look about him than the original Face, Dirk Benedict. I had many a fantasy about Dirk Benedict as a kid (hey, I think I smell a What Turned Me Gay posting coming on…). Bradley’s fantastic, long, fit body is sweet enticement to relive my youth, but I’m holding out for the DVD release.

Bradley has already made an appearance in my wrestling fantasies. He was in a three-way battle with Justin Timberlake and Ryan Reynolds for the Green Lantern feature soon-to-be released, which translated into him being in a three-way, balls out battle of domination between the same three hardbodies in the world of my wrestling fiction. Bradley strikes me as a hunk with smarts, and he brought a winning game plan into the arena with Justin and Ryan. Sadly for him, the execution wasn’t quite as winning as the game plan. The point at which Ryan has Bradley in a kneeling rear choke, and then takes the opportunity to twist his neck around to lick the sweat off of Bradley’s cheek, it’s all win-win-win from that point forward for me.