I could hear gay men across the country gasp at precisely the same moment I did, when I realized that the gorgeous naked ass unexpectedly running across my widescreen television was Joe Manganiello in his first (of hopefully many) bare-assed appearance on True Blood last Sunday. Thank all the gods there are to thank for high definition.
Seconds later, I swear I could hear the cap heads (bless them) across the internet clicking their mouses frantically freeze framing every fantastic fraction of seconds that this 6’5″ mountain of muscled deliciousness appeared sans clothes. Clearly I’m as desperate for more of this man as the next gay fanatic. I’ll take a little blur here and there. Just show me that excellent pair of glutes pumping!
And again!
And again!….. Damn, I need to take a break for a minute and free up the use of my hands.
In the mean time, take a gander at the stunning delights of a fully clothed Joe appearing in a Joe sandwich beside his two costars. I’m hungry for a Joe sandwich of my own. Look at the cleavage in that skin tight t-shirt! This man is getting promoted to the head of the line in my wrestling fantasies.
Sidelineland 
Step aside, Jon Hamm. There's a new stud in town.