Saving Up to Give a Gift

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Trey Dixon tastes the superhuman power of Logan Vaughn’s legs in Florida Fights 5.

Am I the only one who doubled down on leg day after reading Scott Williams’ response to my recent post about scissors? Of course, I’d get insta-hard just listening to Scott reading from the phone book (do they still make those?). So just imagine what it does to me when he waxes poetic about the raw details of a recent “session” he had with a guy who was particularly passionate and adept at applying punishing head scissors. Read between the lines, and it’s apparent that it was Scott’s head that got punished relentlessly until his opponent was sure Scott was wrecked. Scott concludes the account by simply exclaiming, “Ahhhhhhh.” That’s seven “h’s.” I counted them. And I think that they mean that Scott found getting his cranium crushed in his own signature hold a turn on. And now, I’ve never had quite this much motivation to not skip leg day. Honestly, I’ve been furiously blitzing my legs with squats and lunges, and biking around 20 miles on the other days. I’ve said it before, and I’m sure I’ll say it again: all Scott has to do is ask, and I’m ready to deliver. And if there’s ever a chance that someday I can slide his head between my quads, I’m determined to be ready to pack on enough pounds per square inch to make the man of my dreams gasp out at least 10 h’s.

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Scott must have loved this moment in his match with Brad Rochelle!

In the mean time, all of this attention on crushing quads has sent me hunting for homoerotic wrestlers paying homage to sensationally sexy, dangerously powerful legs. Who knows, maybe one day when social distancing is a bad memory, my quads can earn Scott’s respect like this.  If getting wrung out to dry can get Scott off, I feel certain we can come to a mutually beneficial arrangement!

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Lance Jackson cops a feel of Wildcard Carter’s tree trunks in The Great Outdoors 3.
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Surge grabs hold of Magnus with both hands in Wrestle Worship 3: Masked Muscle.
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Calvin Haynes sizes up Beauxregard in Muscle Worship 4: Muscle Power.
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Ben Monaco is understandably in awe of Chace LaChance’s quads in Wrestleshack 20.
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Kasee is in awe of Jake’s thighs in Vegas Battles 59.
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Jake can’t stretch both hands around Dom9’s lower quad in No Holds Barred 143.
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Clark cozies up to Duke’s mammoth quads in No Holds Barred 92.
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Aspen can’t believe his luck, or Jake’s muscles in No Holds Barred 151.

4 thoughts on “Saving Up to Give a Gift

  1. 10 “H”‘s Bard??
    That’s a little cocky of you don’t you think? Challenge accepted. Prepare those quads and let me assess the quality of your punishment…
    Oh, there a catch. Should you fail to deliver, you will find yourself the victim of MY long grinding headscissors….and I’ll see your 10 “H’s” , and raise you another 10.
    You know where to find me.
    Scott

    1. Scott, I suspect that you underestimate how much of a passionately devoted fan of yours that I am. If it gives you even a little bit of pleasure to get crushed between my quads, then I promise to milk every ounce of it out of you. You’ve been getting me off for years. I’d count it as my proudest moment to return the favor!
      ~Your biggest fan (seriously, right now I am HUGE)

  2. BTW….who’d have thought there’d be so many pics of Amazing Piston Quads being worshiped and appreciated?

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