The Victory Pose

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It’s been nice to get some recent feedback on the blog and the Producer’s Ring. I’m very motivated by positive feedback, and I can generally handle constructive comments as well, so if you like what you see or have some helpful suggestions, please leave comments. I was recently musing over the wrestling victory pose. It’s always complete camp. It’s almost never spontaneous. And yet, without exception, it always gets my blood pumping. The Wrestling Arsenal has a nice page focusing on the victory pose, where he proposes that “all victory poses are actually sexual positions demonstrating domination and submission.” Perhaps that’s the case – it’s just a metaphorical cock-test – the wrestling victory as a symbol for whose dick is bigger. In homoerotic wrestling, I think it’s a very special thrill to see the victor carrying the defeated off. The loser-gets-fucked scenarios are hottest when the victor turns tender, I think, rather than when the violence of competition turns into the violence of “forced” sex. Whatever the case, I enjoy the plot of good wrestling, and the victory pose is a very satisfying, essential denouement.

Xerxes… actually?

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How in the hell did I miss the fact that the stunningly gorgeous HOTTIE in Love Actually was the same actor that played the fantastically gender-bending Xerxes in 300? The Brazilian, Rodrigo Santoro, looks like he’s got some good projects coming up. I’m not sure what I’ll make of the gay-prison comedy I Love You Philip Morris, but it looks like Rodrigo may play-it-gay. More of these sexually secure 6’4″ Brazilian hunks, please…

Gay Wrestling Videos

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I remember the first time I ordered a gay wrestling video.  I was just about light-headed with excitement when it arrived in the mail.  Popping it in the VCR, I was struck with the realization that I wasn’t alone – not as a gay man, nor as a gay man turned on by wrestling.  The internet probably gets that message across much more effectively these days.  In this day of immediate gratification, I doubt many people are waiting for their homoerotica to arrive in the (literal) mailbox.  But for all that “gay adult entertainment” ever was and wasn’t, at least in part I believe it was a lifeline to isolated gay men, a hint that there are enough of us to make gay porn (soft and hard) a thriving industry.  Not to overstate the case, of course… it’s first and foremost about getting our rocks off.  Glad to see gay wrestling productions like BG East and Can-Am expanding their presence on the net.  And I think it’s great that BG Wrestling is posting some clips of their materials on YouTube.  I hope there are young gay men coming across some of these vintage clips and discovering a little wrestling-fetishist within themselves!

Brush with Fame

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It was 1992, at an isolated truck stop in the middle of no where. I was driving late at night, and stopped off for some caffeine to keep me awake. The food mart was empty, other than me and the disinterested cashier. In walked two men, chatting. As I turned a corner, suddenly in front of me was a very handsome man with long blond hair. It took me just half a second to realize that it was Jeff Jarrett, at that time wrestling for a regional wrestling company. He was shorter than I expected (NOT the 6′ he’s billed as). As recognition must have washed across my face, he quickly looked down and walked by me, up the candy aisle. It was shortly after that that I saw this somewhat bizarre, yet oddly hot performance-art piece of Jarrett and Mantel wrestling with percussion accompaniment. His eventual heel turn in the WWF was never convincing for me, as I always pictured that handsome man walking in the store, shyly avoiding making eye contact. Glad to see he’s got a video out about his career.

Swedish Delight

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Solidly under the category, “beautiful men,” Alexander Skarsgård stAdd Imageeals every scene I see him in in his current series, True Blood. Seeing photos of him when not in character as Eric Northman, it’s amazing to see how slender (yet athletic) his body is. When in-character as the Swedish vampire sheriff of Louisiana, he looks like a hugely muscled beast. When you’re 6’4″, though, I suppose it’s not hard to look huge in a cast. I loved him as the moronic, yet oh-so-pretty model Meekus in Zoolander, and just as soon as I finish some Swedish lessons, I’m tracking down some of his untranslated works. I’ve also loved many works by his father, Stellan Skarsgård.

Gay Wrestling Fiction

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I came across gay wrestling fiction on the internet about twelve years ago. I stumbled across a sincere little site with very short stories of celebrities mixing it up at various levels of wrestling skill. Each match-up had headshots of the featured celebrities at the top of the page, with a shorthand description of the match. Somewhere along the way, the link died.


I eventually found some gay wrestling fiction of widely differing quality. Men on the Net has a lot of crappy stories, but some that are fun, including some celebrity matches. Mangler’s Wrestling Stories is a multi-author collection that aren’t often celebrity-based, but some are quite homoerotic. I recently rediscovered a celebrity wrestling group through the portal-blog Rants Roids & Rasslin by John Savage. You have to wait for a sign up period to access the Arena Island Celebrity Wrestling stories by Savage, and he’s adamant that you need to participate by leaving comments on the matches, but the writing and the story lines are entertaining and hot (definitely worth it).

Over the past 6 months, I’ve been enjoying writing my own homoerotic wrestling fiction, Producer’s Ring, featuring celebrity personalities. It’s all a fun game of “what if.” What if the world had truly been revolutionized by the internet? What if consumer capitalism expanded to its logical conclusion, where everything and everyone became a commodity for consumption? And most importantly, what if the entertainment-industry built and destroyed celebrity careers based on wrestling match-ups between the actors that keep gay men buying movie tickets? I write about a different world that caters much more explicitly to homoeroticism, but it’s not necessarily a world I’d particularly like to live in. But I greatly enjoy visiting there every so often. I’m currently working on a series of matches featuring Christopher Meloni, inspired by this awesome photo at the top.

Young David

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Some great old matches of “Davey Boy” Smith, wrestling as a youth in Britain as Young David, can be found on YouTube. This bout, apparently from the early eighties, features a tanned, very sexy Young David and a hot young incarnation of Fit Finlay. Comparing how amazing he looked and moved when young, one has to wonder (or not, I guess), as to what it took to transform Young David into the bulky, poorly defined mass of a man he was when he worked in the U.S as The British Bulldog. It’s nice to see his older matches available as a tribute to the beautiful man he was and impressive wrestling roots from which he came.

Seriously?

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From reading his website, I’d get the impression that former Mr. Japan, Ken Yasuda may take himself a little too seriously. The “samurai warrior of the 21st century” bit is a little gratuitous and potentially ethnically-exploitative, I think. But catching this clip from “Just Another Romantic Wrestling Comedy,” makes me suspect that he may not take himself all that seriously after all. The scene of him all sweaty and aggressive in the ring (despite the fact his opponent is a woman) is very hot! Bodybuilders this big frequently don’t quite do it for me, but there’s something quite beautiful about his shape and motion. And if taking himself too seriously is the worst thing that could be said about him, I give him complete credit for building a stunning physique, competing naturally, and sincerely working hard to promote himself.

Mumbai Hunk

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I must confess that I’m not into Bollywood movies.
The melodrama is like eating too much sugar to me. The first taste is great, then it just gets way too much to stomach (someone who knows the genre better can give me some recommendations). But they dependably have HOT, beautiful men with amazing moves. I had a tough time trying to decide which photos of John Abraham to post here, as an example of the beautiful men of Bollywood. Watching him step out of the water is stunning. His body… his eyes… simply fantastic.

Personal Wrestlers

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Browsing the internet, I came across this ADORABLE personal ad. The poster goes by Bay Wrestler, and the photos are candid shots of the BG East and NHB-Battle wrestler Patrick Donovan. It seems like he mostly gets the crap beat out of him in his wrestling matches, but he is stunning to watch – what an amazing chest! I can’t attest as to whether Bay Wrestler is actually, in fact, the same hottie wrestling under the name Patrick Donovan, but if it’s a fake, someone went to a lot of trouble posting a very charming, extensive personal ad with his photos. If it isn’t him, how disappointing to answer his ad and find someone else waiting for you!


And on the subject of my NOT being a stalker, I stumbled across Mitch Colby’s MySpace profile (Facebook, too) just a few days ago. As I posted
earlier, he’s one of my current favorites in the homoerotic wrestling video genre these days. His MySpace profile includes a lot of pics of him at his bar in Florida, including several with another favorite of mine, Zack Vazquez. What a nice, small virtual world. And just to repeat, I’m NOT stalking (though I suppose that’s what a stalker would say). And I’m hoping not to infringe on any copyrights, here. I just enjoy spreading the word about beautiful men, and all the better when they wrestle!