Going Dark

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I came across Sir Dark on social media as a recommended friend of a friend. Really, we’ve got about 200 IG followers in common, because holy fuck, everyone’s got their eyes on this wrestling content producer. I’ve been tempted for a long time to check out the long forms of the sexy-as-fuck trailers he posts, but when Sir Dark himself liked some of my posts and we exchanged some private messages, I knew it was time to go Dark.

But fuck, where to start!? I asked him that question, after pointing out he’s got somewhere over 200 wrestling videos on WF. He’s got a deeper catalog than some homoerotic wrestling companies! It looks like about 90% are of him wrestling, which is amazing when you think about it. This hottie is clearly deeply into hot wrestling. To prove the point, I asked his opinion about the relative merits of a few different matches in his catalog, trying to vet where I should start watching, and Sir Dark instantly had, off the top of his head, details of every match I mentioned to him. When I pointed out to him how remarkable it is that he can recall the details of any random match I mention out of nearly 200 matches, his response made me swoon: “I remember the taste of the sweat of each one of them, I remember how hot was their skin, the look in their eyes,” he replied. “When I wrestle, my whole soul is 100% in that match, in that moment, just me and him, nothing else.” Fuck. I wiped away the drool from the corner of my mouth and downloaded my first Sir Dark match immediately.

Battling my FOMO, I decided to start with a match that caught my eye because of Sir Dark’s gorgeous opponent and the evidence that it turned full-on homoerotic. His “Milk-His-Face” match against stunning grappler Claiton blew me away. It’s got super hot and unexpected notes to it, with a hot, cooperatively-competitive vibe that dances seamlessly into a hot erotic bullying session. The opening credits are sweet little character establishing montages of the wrestlers. Claiton flexes his incredibly delicious, hot, lean muscles and smiles at the camera almost shyly. He’s got sweet biceps, square shoulders, and peek-a-boo washboard abs. His lush lips and big, dark eyes make me melt just a little from the start. And then, Sir Dark’s montage strikes a totally different tone (to say the least). The Dark one is lean and sexy as fuck, with hot tats and a bad boy beard. He snarls and glares furiously into the camera, all business and no play, looking like wants to rip raw meat off the bone. This is immediately signaling a lush babyface demolition.

So, imagine my surprise when, no shit, Claiton absolutely swarms Sir Dark! Like, seriously, the lush little babyface sexy boy takes control and absolutely OWNS Dark like a master. It’s not like Sir Dark is giving it away, either. At least, Dark certainly looks like he’s straining desperately and putting 110% into unlatching the sexy kid from that rear naked choke Claiton traps him in at will. In fact, I’d say Sir Dark is putting in about 70% of the total effort of the two of them combined, because Claiton makes it look effortless and Dark is a grunting, groaning, whimpering mess as he frantically squirms and writhes and fights to muscle out of the kid’s long, indulgent holds. I’m not saying Claiton isn’t selling. I’m just saying he’s just that fucking in control of this spontaneous scrap, and Sir Dark does NOT have the combo to free himself from this sexy (SEXY) boy’s padlock.

Which makes it a bit of an awkward cut when 9 minutes into this 26 minute video, Sir Dark is suddenly in control and bullying the kid. Not that I’m not way, way into Dark sneering and bullying and working his craft. He absolutely demands revenge chokes and schoolboy pins to make the cocky babyface kid pay for running roughshod over him in those opening minutes. Honestly, Claiton doesn’t look like he’s suffering too, too much, though, until Sir Dark clamps his legs around the kid’s midsection and scissors the air from the kid’s lungs. Finally, fuck yes, Claiton is gasping, eyes wide, sucking a bit on the suffering as Sir Dark heaps on some gut punches to punctuate how he felt about Claiton’s blatant disrespect earlier.

Sir Dark’s riding time is relatively short lived, though. There’s this moment, not soon after Dark spanks Claiton’s sensational ass, when the kid just visibly has had enough of getting bullied by the bigger man. He taps his foot on the accelerator, and in a flash, he’s got a reversal and stays in the driver’s seat for the remainder of the match. Claiton’s cool… chill, even, and I might not have guessed how he felt about getting bullied for a few minutes by Dark if it weren’t for the punches that start pounding down on Sir Dark. Again, Claiton swarms the stunned badboy. As furiously and frustrated as Sir Dark fights it, Claiton is in total control of the Dark one’s body. For act 2, though, Claiton isn’t satisfied with just immobilizing and owning Sir Dark. He locks him down a half a dozen different ways and starts landing strikes for added value. There’s gut punching (for you gut punching aficionados), but Claiton pounds his fists all over Sir Dark. His gut, his kidneys, his back… all the while Claiton is locking Sir Dark down in increasingly cocky submission holds. Dark is fading fast around the 15 minute mark, and Claiton is punching away with the sole of his foot pinning Sir Dark’s face to the mat. This turns into a super hot and sexy mauling, with the babyface beauty in white completely owning the raw and raging tatted badboy in black.

You might think Sir Dark would resent getting his face stomped on along the journey to his brutal defeat, but you might be wrong. Because when he taps and Claiton lets him go with a cocky sneer on those lush lips, Sir Dark starts absolutely worshiping Claiton’s feet. I’ve talked before about not necessarily being all about feet the way some of you are, but, fuck, the almost feral puppy licking Sir Dark engages in is most definitely compelling! His tongue travels up and down Claiton’s hot, hot, hot body, and holy HELL, Dark is hungry for it. Claiton lets him worship him, but makes sure the pack order is clear by punching him down every so often with casual ease.

Act 3 (4? 5?) is also a revelation to me. Again, there’s an awkward cut, so we don’t see the transition from Sir Dark worshiping him to Claiton sitting on Sir Dark’s face with his trunks pulled down. But sweet FUCK, that’s hot. Claiton’s tan lines and his STUNNING ass smothering Sir Dark put me way over the edge. There’s this hot moment when Dark is submissively licking, but eventually he’s exhausted and turns his face to the side to catch his breath. Cocky Claiton, however, just bounces those lush glutes up and down, slamming Dark’s head with total disrespect. Fuck. Honestly, by the time Claiton’s got his impressive cock out and furiously starts jerking himself off in a schoolboy pin, I was already sold. The milk-his-face victory moment is wicked hot and humiliating, but half a dozen moments in the grappling and then the face sitting had already topped me off several times.

Hot drama here. Face sitting and foot worshiping fans will be in heaven, and for a totally straightforward told story of hot erotic wrestling domination, it’s golden. The fixed single camera format has some awkward moments in this impromptu living room setting. But it’s also curiously hot and intimate in moments, like when Claiton keeps staring into the camera from inches away, with a casual, cocky grin, while he’s got Sir Dark totally under his control and hating it. There are multiple cuts with pretty good editing to minimize the distraction, but between the cuts, the action feels spontaneous, raw, and authentic. That passion that was so transparently evident in Sir Dark’s comments to me privately is abundantly evident and beautifully showcased in this classic homoerotic wrestling match. I’ll be back to sample more of the 200 matches still to go in Sir Dark’s catalog!

About Beau

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I feel like Beau Jordan is someone I’ve been getting off to for years, but honestly, I only discovered him a few months ago. My favorite frustrated jobber, Drake Marcos, texted me a pic of him getting choked out by this naked, adorably dimple-cheeked, handsome hunk. After admiring how hot it is watching Drake in full-blown panic getting thrashed, I asked him, “Who’s the handsome dude putting you out?” Drake sent me a link to Beau’s social media, and my infatuation with Beau’s gorgeous body, his Glen Powell smirk, and his scimitar monster cock was born.

There’s just something familiar about him, as he flexes in the ring like he owns the place. Before his match with Drake, Beau talks trash in this unhurried, unselfconscious way that’s sexy as fuck. He’s wondering if that “jobber boy Drake is even going to show. I knew he was scared.” And fuck, looking at that bod on Beau, maybe Drake should be.

But this is Drake 2.0, determined to shrug off the mantle of the hottest jobber in the business. So, Drake charges the ring from behind, laughing like a comic book villain as the hot new hunk thrashes in his sleeper. It’s a long, slow milking that drags Beau down, his hot muscled arms flailing uselessly. Seriously, in under 3 minutes, Drake has put the hot jock out cold, stripped Beau naked, and groped the unconscious hunk like sizing up a fresh cut of sirloin.

I know I’ve mentioned before how much I LOVE a heel turn, and there’s no one’s heel turn that I’ve anticipated longer than Drake’s. Watching him own hardbodied Beau is such a vicarious bullied boy’s revenge fantasy, the handsome, skinny kid tormented in the past by the cocky hot jocks, now all grown up and unpacking some seriously hot baggage. Honestly, though, I’m yelling at the screen when Drake is claiming his trophy (Beau’s singlet) and ready to climb out of the ring when this match has literally just gotten started. Failing to take full advantage of that defenseless, rocking bod on Beau and milk that beautifully curved slice of meat hanging from the hot jock’s crotch is fucking criminal. Even I’m over here thinking Drake needs to be punished for this erotic wrestling party foul.

Happily for me (and you… and Beau… and, let’s face it, Drake), Beau rouses just in time to gather his wits and intercept Drake before my buddy has a chance to flee the scene. “Is that what you want, Drake Marcos,” Beau demands, smothering Drake with his singlet. “You want to smell that?” We never hear Drake reply, but as an old friend, let me be so bold as to answer for him: yes, yes, he wants that very much. Just like he’s not exactly hating it when Beau’s mounted in a schoolboy pin and dick whipping his face.

The real magic here is watching Beau’ beast grow before our eyes. There’s no cut scene, no fancy camera work. We just get to watch this gorgeous hunk, who clearly gets off on the same things that you and I do, get hard and hungry. And FUCK, that cock is mouthwatering. There’s some obvious honesty in marketing right there, because there’s just no faking the story Beau’s ferocious beast is telling us.

The remainder of this 32 minute match is all for the other side of that hot fantasy equation. This part of the story is for those are hungry to see a hot, cocky jock humiliate and absolutely own a paper tiger opponent. Beau snorts and rolls his eyes at Drake’s futile attempt to win an arm wrestling diversion mid-thrashing. “This would be funny, if it wasn’t so pathetic, little jobber boy,” he sneers. He challenge Drake to a full nelson contest and let’s the would-be heel go first. And fuck, watching Beau’s naked hotness stretched out and thrown around a bit is intoxicating, but it’s all just to add to the total humiliation when he effortlessly flexes free and makes Drake pass out in his full nelson moments later. What was I saying earlier about dying to see Drake heel? It’s all hazy to me now. All I can remember is Beau’s gorgeously fit naked hotness totally picking Drake apart and then flexing in victory over top of my vanquished Sisyphus of a friend.

But wait, that was just act 1. Act 2 picks up right there, when Rocko Mortis storms into the ring. “Beau FUCKING Jordan, what the fuck did you do to my boyfriend!?” Fuck, Beau’s gotta pitch a double-hitter, and Rocko seriously looks pissed. Rocko shoves an assless singlet at Beau and demands that the hot jock put it on and wrestle him. For the record, let me quickly just state that Beau’s magnificent ass will ALWAYS belong in an assless singlet. Like, FUCK, where in the fuck did that body come from!? But let me do my best to hold onto the thread of this epic story arc and say that whereas act 1 was a squash, act 2 is delightfully back-and forth.

There’s that hot jock bully vibe that continually blows the headwinds in Rocko’s face as he tries to tangle with Beau. Six minutes into their match, Beau has planted that magnificently bare ass of his on Rocko’s face and uses it to smother him into a limp dish rag. With casual, cocky grace, Beau spladles Rocko’s legs apart and helps himself to ring out screaming pain from the bearded avenger. And no shit, Beau’s monster cock will NOT be contained in the low-slung fashion singlet. I’m literally applauding the beast’s entrance to the scene when it comes out to play with a mind of its own.

Trading ball claws leaves Beau rocked by vicious Rocko, and at almost exactly 13 minutes into this 37 minute marathon (not quite 2/3rds of the way through the Beau’s iron man double hitter performance in both matches), Beau loses his singlet again. Fuck, this man should always wrestle naked! Again, it’s a back-and-forth battle, with both vicious low-blowers fighting mean. And speaking of blowing, it’s a fucking work of art when Beau’s got Rocko’s hands pinned over head in another schoolboy and he force-feeds the frustrated BF that curveball beast of his.

Honestly, I don’t blame Rocko one bit for how the tide turns once they’re both naked. It’s really a totally unfair handicap match, with Rocko doing his best to handle both Beau’s gorgeous muscles and that monster cock that, I swear, has a mind of its own. Flat on his back in another schoolboy pin, Rocko dials in Cleveland on Beau’s tasty nips, totally putting the hot jock over the edge and deserving the cum load that ends up painting face.

Fuck, fuck, AND fuck, this is scorching hot. And, again, I have to say I feel like I’ve been watching Beau work this N.E.W.T. level wizardry for years. He’s got an understated charisma that’s just so fucking at home in a full-on erotic wrestling match like this. I’m still stubbornly clinging to the fantasy of a bullied-boy heel-turn getting revenge on the high school quarterback, but no shit, if that all-grown-up hot jock quarterback is Beau, I will be seriously satisfied any way it plays out (as long as his cock slithers free and comes out to play). These days, my morning can’t really start until I’ve watched Beau flex and stroke himself in his daily singlet fashion show at BlueSky, and I am aching (ACHING) to get a ticket to see him at WrestleFestNYC this February, tag teaming with Mason Brooks and taking on Rocko again along with another fiercely hungry infatuation of mine, Mickey Knoxx in tag team match. Check out Beau’s swoonworthy videos on WatchFighters, and if you see me ringside at WrestleFest, I will beat you into the back row if you block my view!

Can’t Unsee It

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I’d seen Jakob Rawley only in passing before I sat down to watch Ring Rookies 9, but honestly, all I saw was the beard. It’s serious beardage. Like, honestly, sometimes I think Forrest Taylor’s beard is a bit distracting from the rest of his hotness, but the only thing I’d seen from Hunkbash 30 (Jakob’s debut) was the beard. To call it “bushy” doesn’t quite cover it. It looks like a wild animal is eating his face. Which, now that I’ve taken a close look at him, is a fucking shame, because I do believe, underneath that intensely aggressive edge-of-unkempt facial hair, there’s handsome young fucker.

In Ring Rookies 9, Jakob climbs into the ring with Stevie Suave. This is my second look at Stevie, and he’s exactly as I remembered him: obnoxious as fuck. I’m pretty sure it’s his shtick, the irrationally overconfident narcissist newbie. He’s all in on it, so that about two and a half minutes into the match, I’m aching for Jakob to punch him in the face. Hard. But here’s the thing… before they ever touch each other, Stevie pays Jakob a 20 dollar bill to keep away from Stevie’s face. “My face is my moneymaker,” Stevie claims. I’m shouting at my screen for Jakob to just punch him in the face then and there and take the cash anyway. Hell, I’d cover the $20 if he wanted to throw it back in the loudmouth’s busted face. But instead, Jakob just smiles (fuck, he is cute), and says “I got ya,” before stuffing the $20 inside his trunks (oh, to be a 20 dollar bill).

On the one hand, it’s hard to take Stevie seriously because he’s so over the top. But on the other hand, the curly haired anti-hero is a mean fucker. He’s the aggressor to get the ball rolling. A couple of quick, decisive arm drags put muscle boy Jakob down hard, and that nod of respect you can see from Jakob is exactly the same look on my face as we both reevaluate the pretty boy loudmouth. Stevie has repeated flashes of mean offense, like chopping Jakob’s meaty pecs in the corner, choking the bearded muscle boy on the ropes, and bearhugging Jakob long and hard. When he lands a swinging place kick to Jakob’s balls, I begrudgingly have to admit Stevie’s not just a pretty boy loudmouth narcissist. He’s doing some damage to Jakob’s hot muscled body.

And FUCK, Jakob’s hot muscled body sort of sneaks up on me. I tell you, it’s that homeless shelter beard that distracts me from fully appreciating his legit fantasyman physique. But after Stevie has kicked the fuck out of his balls and Jakob falls to the mat, clutching his jewels, kissing the ring with his ass in the air (and I almost can’t really see the beard), it occurs to me. Fuck, Jakob’s muscle boy body rocks!!! And then once I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it. He’s got these gargantuan, multiheaded shoulders and bulging traps. His hairy forearms scream Popeye. But it’s those pecs that keep making me gasp. Fuck, that meat looks tasty, and I’m officially obsessed with his nipples. Not only will I cover Stevie’s $20 if Jakob punches the mop-haired loudmouth in the face, I’ll put up another $20 if he makes Stevie suck his nipples.

Happily, Jakob is also a hotly aggressive wrestler/brawler. Holy shit, Jakob pitching turns me on. He’s got these decisive and curiously skilled counters that suck the momentum right out of his opponent. He locks on this Boston crab that showcases those pumped pecs of his and, again, makes me swoon over wanting to see somebody work on his nipples. He makes Stevie scream like a sniveling bitch in a vicious ankle lock (“You’re going to break my fucking leg!!!”), and then snaps back, darkly, “No, I’m going to break your fucking back,” before executing FIVE vicious OTK backbreakers, milking the last one long and hard, again showcasing those hypnotic pecs until Stevie’s begging and pleading in a panic.

I honestly don’t think there’s as much distance between Stevie and Jakob’s wrestling as I might think at first glance. Jakob’s fucking mean, too. He’s got just as much un-rookie-like polish as Stevie, with even a bit more bar room brawler blunt force offense. He likes shutting Stevie up almost as much as Stevie likes monologuing. And when he’s scored a submission, he proudly, but maybe with just a twinge of incredibly endearing shyness, flexes that rocking hot muscle bod victoriously.

Very entertaining story telling from start to finish in this match. Hot tension builds with the sweet back-and-forth battle that concludes with me seriously satisfied and a bit dehydrated. I didn’t know I’d walk away from Ring Rookies 9 this infatuated with Jakob Rawley, but there it is. I’m hoping to see a lot more of him, including his naked chin and neck, but especially that hot, sweaty muscle bod put to the most perfect use the wrestling gods made it for: beating the living shit out of opponents and then giving us that shy smile perched on top of that sensationally sexy muscle boy physique, flexing proudly.

White Eagle

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I have a complicated relationship with mainstream pro wrestling. I religiously watched my local independent wrestling shows on television through my adolescence and young adulthood. Honestly, it was always primarily motivated by the erotic turn on I got from it. So, it was the matches with chemistry, with hot, aggressive drama, usually involving hardbodied babyface muscle boys getting manhandled and humbled in front of a stunned crowd. As I’ve mentioned before, I still blame a young Billy Jack Haynes, the babyface uber-muscleboy in his early career jobber stage in my local shows, for my erotic obsession with wrestling. When WWF/WWE started eating up the indies, I started getting bored with it. Maybe it was my changing tastes (or, the wrestling gods forbid, my growing maturity), but the stories seemed to get more obvious, more contrived, less spontaneous and competitive. I found the wrestlers less attractive, less compelling, the heat more scripted and less and less about the wrestling. Around the same time, I discovered homoerotic wrestling producers, and honestly, I took a long, long hiatus from pro wrestling for the masses.

Over the past 10 years or so, with the magic of YouTube, I’ve rediscovered mainstream pro wrestling. Well, I’ve mostly discovered independent pro wrestling produced outside the U.S. It’s not like I watch it religiously, and still, it’s the erotic turn on that fuels my search terms. But these days, I’d estimate about a third of my wrestling consumption is indy pro. It gives me a strong hit of nostalgia when I find myself doe-eyed and in lust with a pro hunk climbing into the ring in front of a roaring audience. I do catch some US indy pro, but at this point I’m pretty partial for productions from elsewhere. I still get about half my YouTube ads delivered in Spanish (of which I speak not a word) because I’ve watched so much Mexican lucha.

Sometimes, a particularly hot wrestler in a particularly hot indy pro match can top me off on his own. A lot of times, it serves as mood setting for me, getting me revved up before I pull up some erotically oriented wrestling produced for gay eyes. Discovering a new pro wrestling infatuation is a sweet delight that sends me and the YouTube suggestions-algorithm combing through often obscure, small wrestling productions across the globe. But I definitely have a short list of wrestlers I regularly use my date-added filter for to savor their new matches with almost as much passion as I used to hope and pray that Billy Jack Haynes would be wrestling on the Portland Wrestling’s Saturday late night weekly broadcast.

One of my current favorites is the French masked wrestler Aigle Blanc, who’s wrestled for a few different European productions. Physically, he’s just fucking stunning. I throw around the “physique like an anatomy chart” metaphor too often, I realize, but seriously, Aigle’s super ripped physique is like an anatomy chart. He’s ultra lean, in a way that honestly I’m not always into, but he wears it in such a mouthwatering way. He’s been tracked at 5’11 and 154 pounds, which is probably an exaggeration of how fucking lean he is, but I bet not by much. I always feel like I’m seeing him in double vision. Like, I see this super lean (bordering on downright skinny) dude (particularly in contrast with the solid as fuck beefcakes he’s typically facing), but almost superimposed on that is this lovingly sculpted muscle god with magnificent proportions and legitimate muscle thickness that takes my breath away. He’s skinny and stacked? Skacked? I fucking LIVE for glimpses of his face, like when he’s in a particularly vicious match when his mask gets partially clawed off. From that and the oblique angles partially disguising his face in his selfies on IG, I have this mental image of a handsome, angular face framed by his long, dirty blond locks. It’s probably totally a fiction, but I’m convinced I’d be as enamored with his good looks if I spotted him fully clothed in the wild as I’m infatuated with his hot body on display in the ring.

Hot bodies, while necessary, aren’t sufficient to satisfy what turns my crank, of course (see the past 15+ years of blog posts for further reference). Watching Aigle Blanc wrestle is a fucking kick! Like, literally, he somehow looks 6’11 instead of 5’11 when he delivers a straight kick to the face of a charging opponent. He goes by Aigle, so definitely, he’s a flyer, too, and fuck, I love that drama. He looks like he should be cannon fodder when he’s squaring off against massive muscle bear opponents with a center of gravity a good foot and a half lower than his, which makes it intensely entertaining to watch his wicked hot strikes and twist-tied submission holds more than just level the playing field. Sure, sure, I’m staring at his startlingly hot, ultra-lean, flexing glutes that nobody can possess and still be called “skinny,” but his speed, intense aggression, and elevation (the boy SOARS) get me going so hard.

And finally, I have to say Aigle Blanc’s social media game is a major part of infatuation, as well. There’s a shy narcissist vibe to the way he shared his workout vids and face-obscured shirtless selfies, like, fuck yeah, he knows how inhumanely hot he is, but he’s sort of low key about it. Like his captions are all about putting in the work juxtaposed against the images of his touched-by-divinity, genetic lottery-winner of a perfectly proportioned physique. He carries the babyface battler theme throughout his nicely populated IG profile, selling in out of the ring in this way that seems earnestly devoted to the craft of professional wrestling. And, no shit, not a single post that doesn’t get my blood pumping.

I’ll share some more of my global indy pro wrestling infatuations in the future, but who are yours?

Wardrobe Function

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After my first review of an Abs Art wrestling video, I had a couple of different folks recommend that I take a look at their boy Bruno in action. Honestly, I’m so fucking infatuated with Mario, I thought curly haired pretty boy Bruno might be too baby faced, too boyishly pretty by comparison. But I finally took the plunge and watched one of a few wrestling matches in which achingly angelic-looking Bruno squares off against solid as fuck Armin in their “Legends Long Awaited” mat match. And, fuck, this is why we have wrestling buddies who give us recommendations, right? Sweet fuck, this is an insanely hot match!

I’m tickled at how personality-forward this 22 minute scene is. Mop-headed Bruno is doing sit ups (of course), showing off his incredibly ripped body and the requisite signature focus on the abs of Abs Art. He’s an anatomy chart, sporting a infinitesimal percentage body fat that makes me just a little concerned for his health. I swear, seeing him there, eyeing big, hunky Armin when the bearded, tatted muscle man walks in, I’m wondering if this kid can actually defend himself. He’s just so fucking pristinely pretty. Armin must be wondering the same thing, as he circles Bruno and picks up a dumbbell. Armin’s got a sly grin on his face, sort of hungry and mischievous, as he puts down the dumbbell and kicks it, making it roll over and bump into Bruno mid-sit-up. Bruno chews him out, snapping threateningly, before going back to more sit-ups for us to eye fuck his hot bod. When the dumbbell gets sent rolling into him again, he sits up and snarls, looking seriously like a delicate kid with newly minted muscles trying his best to sound tough. When Bruno then starts doing push ups, a couple of things happen. The most explicit thing that happens is Armin taps him on the back, and then pours a bottle of water on the back of Bruno’s head, and the mat scrap commences.

The other thing that’s happening when Bruno is doing push ups is we’re getting our first glimpse of the star of the show, namely, Bruno’s luscious, sweet-as-honey ass nowhere near being contained in those magical yellow microbriefs. Whoever does wardrobe over at Abs Art deserves a fucking Academy Award for those tiny yellow trunks. I mean, literally they are fucking magical. Because the grappling is sensationally intense, back and forth and looking like the boys are seriously working hard, and somehow, impossibly, those yellow trunks manage to stay on Bruno’s deliciously perky ass. Seriously, we’re never getting an actual view of his asshole, which I’d bet money is also ridiculously pretty. Yet, somehow, those Harry-Potter-Fucking microbriefs leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. I’m spending almost the entire 20 minutes holding my breath, wondering if Bruno’s extreme exertions are going to make his trunks slide all the way down his ass (they don’t), but also marveling at how completely naked he can look while technically still clothed. Fuck, Oscar-worthy costuming!

I really don’t know what to expect of the wrestling as the confrontation begins to play out. Armin’s bigger and the obvious aggressor. He’s openly picked this fight, and I’m entirely convinced it is, at least in part, due to his interest in seeing what happens to Bruno’s trunks. He’s mean and taunting, wanting to claim this all-to-pretty muscle boy. At one point, he’s got a side headlock on Bruno, and he literally gives the kid a noogie. Total big brother hazing vibes, and he’s got the incredibly hot bod and obvious hunger to dominate Bruno that makes me think he’s probably the odds on favorite. I’d be gushing about Armin’s meaty ass in that sexy, skimpy red speedo, if it weren’t for the honest-to-the-wrestling-gods magic of Bruno’s microbrief stealing the fucking show.

Thing is, though, that although all the classic elements (size, tats, beard, aggression) signal that Armin is here to heel the boy, Bruno is a seriously tough, fierce, and wily scrapper who gives back everything Armin dishes out with interest. I’m a full halfway through this match when it dawns on me: Bruno’s a fucking honey trap! The curly-haired cherub legitimately is too pretty, and maybe, just maybe, he keeps up those appearances in order to attract beautiful bearded bullies like Armin, thinking his sensationally fine ass would be easy pickings. Bruno is most definitely NOT easy pickings. He takes a ton of punishment, and he’s got to be doing far more than his share of the work muscling the bigger man around, but no shit, Bruno just keeps countering, climbing on top, and literally throttling Armin’s throat with his bare hands. What was I saying earlier about Armin being the “obvious aggressor?” Holy fuck, the primal rage/hunger on Bruno’s babiest face is intensely hot to watch!

It’s a back and forth 22 minutes, and I love the delicate balance of advantage trading hands in this captivating way that cranks up the anticipation. 15 minutes earlier, and I was going to put money on Armin wiping the floor with Bruno, but down the homestretch, I have absolutely no idea who’s going to eek out the victory. But I am totally convinced that it’s going to be decisive, and I am not disappointed (to say the least). There’s heat and ego and snarling contempt heaped on when the victory is won, and every single second of this confrontation, starting well before the grappling started, makes the victorious taunting and threats feel totally legit.

Holding my suspense for a solid 20 minutes, keeping me guessing and totally aroused the entire time, is something I don’t come across every day. Incredibly hot bodies, delightfully compelling characters, and lovely, intense, hard fought back-and-forth wrestling make this a winner for me. But it’s those fucking magical yellow microbriefs that keep me coming back to replay this one over and over again, never walking away unsatisfied.

Fuck, that was hot!

Pulling Out the Big Guns

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After sampling Muscles77’s (AKA Marcelo Muscle) Watchfighters Channel recently, I’ve been sucked back in a couple time again because there’s just something INTENSELY attractive about him. When I say “attractive,” I mean that almost literally. Like I find myself leaning into the screen when I’m watching him like there’s some magnetic force pulling my eyes toward him. It has to be said, his choice in opponents is also a major factor in wanting to see more. Like, holy fuck, hello Rocky Big Guns!

In Alpha vs Alpha: Big Muscle Domination, Rocky is the most perfect incarnation of the term “muscleboy” I’ve ever seen. Let me start with the “boy” part of that designation. To say he has a babyface just doesn’t quite do him justice. From the neck up, he looks ridiculously young and boyish. There are moments in his match with Muscles77 that Rocky’s reactions, in his expressions when he’s getting overwhelmed (both in moments overwhelmed by his opponent, and seemingly overwhelmed by this explosively erotic chemistry between them), that he looks almost awkwardly young to me. And then the camera pans back, and… fuuuuuck, Rocky’s body is ALL mature muscle. That combination of boyishly innocent-looking face and massive, succulent, fantasyman muscles can stop me in my tracks any day.

Rocky Big Guns grappling with Muscle77 is just jaw-droppingly hot. It’s on the erotic side of the erotic/competitive spectrum, including a few glances of the rarely landed competitively-erotic vibe. Rocky just doesn’t look like he’s got the wrestling experience or skills Muscle’s got, but he’s got two things going for him that make him just about more than the veteran can handle. The first thing he’s got going for him is that fucking power-packed physique. When he gets those huge arms wrapped around Muscles’ throat with those GARGANTUAN biceps crushing the fuck out of him, there’s just not a lot even a muscle hunk like Muscles77 can do to stem that tide. The pec smothering makes me legitimately swon. He’s just an avalanche of muscle crashing down on the veteran again and again, and quite a bit of the time Muscles77 is just holding on for dear life. Rocky’s offense isn’t particularly pretty or poised. There’s not a lot of nuance or subtle technique to it. But if you’ve got upper arms bigger around than your opponent’s neck, you may not have to rely on subtlety.

The other thing Rocky Big Guns has got going for him is the fact that Muscles77 is fucking INTO him. There’s a brief opening muscle worship moment in which Muscles cannot keep his hands off of feeling Rocky’s flexing muscles. And then again, and again (and again) throughout the nearly 20 minute video, Muscles just can’t stop himself from copping a feel. He gets distracted by the boy’s imminently squeeze-able pecs. He claws at those granite boulders Rocky calls his shoulders. My intuition tells me that Muscles is a lot like me in terms of wrestling being his primary turn on, but I do not blame him a bit for getting awestruck at just the aesthetics of the sculpted physique scrambling around on the mattress with him and just melting into more muscle worship.

I *still* say Muscles77 has a barely caged badass heel just beneath the surface, even though he gets buried under all of that avalanche of muscle in this match. Around 7 minutes in, he’s got an incredibly hot rear naked choke on the baby-faced muscleboy that puts Rocky out. And seeing all that succulent muscle go limp and defenseless in Muscles’ control is intensely sexy. Muscles takes the trophy of stripping the barely-there singlet off of Rocky, giving blessedly more unimpeded angles for me to eye fuck the muscle boy, especially that rocking hot muscle butt of his. Muscles77 is a muscle hunk who could SO easily be that ripped, cold-hearted, hot-blooded badass who eats muscle jobbers for breakfast.

But it is not this day! The action is pretty hot and intensely back and forth until about the last 5 minutes when Rocky just starts rolling. Scooping Muscles up off his feet in that bearhug is breathtaking, and I’m not only talking about Muscles’ rock hard glutes. But it’s when Rocky gets an armbar on Muscles that the veteran muscleman is done for. I mean, it’s erotic sculpture just for all that muscle locked together, Muscles77’s huge right arm fully extended and trapped shut between Rocky’s huge, smooth quads. But the veteran’s got nothing to defend himself with at that point. It’s that insanely hot edge that feels like competitively-erotic wrestling gold. Rocky reaches down with his free hand and yanks Muscles’ trunks down and strips the veteran naked. The muscleboy cranks on that wrist and elbow, wringing groans of helpless agony out of Muscles until the veteran can’t stop himself. Muscles starts stroking his cock, self-evidently wildly turned on by being owned by Rocky Big Guns.

I’d assumed Rocky Big Guns got his name due to his mountainous biceps… until I saw him peel his super brief dayglo orange briefs off and pull out the massive cannon he smuggles in his pouch. Fuck. Fuck! The most genuine moment in these entire 20 minutes happens when Muscles77, gorgeous as a Greek god, laid out on his back, with his washboard abs, is stroking himself with one hand and worshiping Rocky’s stunning physique with the other until Muscles loses a hot load across his lower abs.

Fuck, I feel like I’ve marveled so much about my introduction to Rocky Big Guns that I may have underplayed my total ongoing infatuation with Muscles. To reiterate what I’ve said above and in the past, Muscles77 does it for me! He’s ridiculously handsome, with perfectly sculpted, rock hard muscles that sort of leave me breathless with wonder that someone who looks this good is willing to let the rest of us glimpse him in all his glory, doing his thing, getting turned on and, in turn, turning me way, way on. Fuck, I need to see him seriously let loose and use those perfect muscles to bring some lucky fucker to heel!

Accidental Comeback

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I feel like I see Austin Cooper everywhere. So, seeing him star in the BG East Comeback series (have I mentioned how THRILLED I am this is a series now?) was a head-tilt moment for me. Not that he wasn’t missed, but his presence is just so fucking huge in wrestling-for-gay-eyes that it feels like he’s just always been there and always will be. Which, of course, isn’t the case. I remember catching sight of him for the first time at Rock Hard Wrestling 14 years ago. Then, when about a year later he and his buddy Jake Jenkins double-debuted at BGE against one another in Ripped Rookies 1, Austin just seemed to become an immediate fixture. He’s wrestled across pretty much every platform I’ve tracked in the intervening years. His footprint on the industry is just fucking huge. He’s gotta be one of the most recorded homoerotic wrestlers ever, right? Maybe that’s just me being obsessed about him.

He’s clearly stepped away for a couple of beats, at least, though, because this is not the same old Coop showing up in the BG East Gazebo for The Comeback 4. BG East says he’s 175 pounds, just 10 pounds heavier than what he was listed when his was a ripped rookie back in that day. He looks bigger than that to me, by a lot. He’s a total muscle beast now. Like, even when he used to heel viciously, he was indisputably pretty. Now, pretty just doesn’t cut it. He looks like those significantly thicker muscles have got their own gravitational pull. He’s so fucking big, in the right way. Like, he’s got a muscle belly now, abs when flexing, and solid-as-fuck muscle gut when he’s not. I throw around the metaphor “tree trunk thighs” too often, I realize, but no shit… like Douglas Firs. I feel a little sorry for hunky little Sean Chen when this new iteration of Coop steps into the Gazebo. Sean’s a beefy kid himself, with juicy hot pecs, but fuck… Coop just looks like an avalanche about to crash down on him.

The story is pretty hilarious-turned brutal. Sean’s supposedly a total newbie. Coop sounds suspiciously un-Coop-like when he offers to go easy on the new kid, teach him a few things, ease him into the scene like only someone with the unprecedented credentials of Austin Cooper can do. And, no shit, it has a friendly vibe to it at the start. Sean’s fucking solid enough to sort of hold his ground, but Coop’s got the speed, agility, and move set of a seasoned veteran. Coop brings the kid along, clearly letting Sean try out some holds, plays catch and release with this new kid, just a little warm up of Coop’s new muscle beast bod, I suppose. Clearly, if push comes to shove, Coop is going to roll all over adorable Sean, but it’s just a friendly training session, right?

Then “accidents” start happening. Coop is charging in to snag Sean into those gargantuan arms of his when the kid sort of stumbles out of the way at the last second, sending Coop face-first into the gazebo post. Coop’s a bit suspicious that the newbie did it on purpose, but gives him a pass. A couple of minutes later when Coop clearly is letting Sean see what he can do with the veteran in a rear naked choke, Sean accidentally slams a heel into Coop’s balls. Coop’s more suspicious now, gives him a very reluctant pass this time as Sean’s falling over himself to apologize. Then from a standing position, Coop swoops in with that decisive speed of his and sweeps one of Sean’s legs out from underneath the kid. Sean’s other leg flails as he’s going down, and that foot slams solidly into Coop’s balls. Again. Hard. The veteran’s jaw is just dangling there, as he chokes on the shocked pain. And plucky little Sean just shrugs and says to no one, “Fuck it. Whatever! I’ll just use these accidents to my advantage!”

And with that, this shit gets real, fast. Hunky Sean has the audacity to schoolboy Coop (Austin Cooper!), balls resting on Austin’s bearded chin. The kid literally does push-ups with his crotch grinding into the veteran’s face. And fuck, Sean’s enjoying himself! There could totally be a little baby heel lurking inside those big beefy pecs on the kid.

I hope it was worth it, because an even bigger Austin Cooper opens up a can of whoop ass on the rookie that’s classic-Coop, dialed up to 11. Any doubts I had that Coop mellowed on sabbatical are quickly put to rest. “Five accidents!?” Coop spits. He isn’t buying the rookie’s pleading contrition anymore. He absolutely manhandles hunky little Sean. The plummeting OTK, flung down across Coop’s thigh looks like it will absolutely require chiropractic intervention, if not surgery. He doesn’t give the “accidental rookie” a break, throwing him down and instantly lifting the kid’s beefy legs by the ankles. A savage knee to the balls makes Sean bounce and writhe in horror. “That was an accident,” Coop snarls insincerely, “just so you know.”

Great to make hunky Sean’s acquaintance in his BG East debut, and hope to see more of him and those meaty pecs. We may all owe Sean a debt of gratitude, because if there was any chance Austin Cooper might have mellowed with age, that he might be a gentler, giant-er muscle beast upon his return to wrestle in front of the camera, Sean’s clumsy (or calculated?) accidents most definitely relighted the fire in Coop. It’s Austin Cooper every bit as talented, with every last hold and maneuver, all that lightning fast speed and his boiling, contemptuous rage ready to spill over, just bigger, badder, and even more unstoppable than before!

Super Mario

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The guys at ABS ART have been catching my eye for some time. Their Instagram account and their Watchfighters channel are both eye catching, to say the least. They appear to specialize in super ripped, handsome, young, smooth white guys, all sporting the requisite titular visible abdominal muscles. Their brand seems to lean toward bondage and gut punching. They describe themselves as creators of “muscle content” or “muscle fetish videos,” and fuck, these boys are beautiful. I’ve been reluctant about taking the plunge and sampling their wares, though, because my thing is wrestling. I’ve spent plenty of my life using my imagination to picture hot guys in wrestling scenarios to get me going, but if I’m plopping down cash, in this day and age, I’d prefer it to be for actual homoerotic wrestling content, and not just hot guys for me to imagine wrestling.

They have a subchannel on WF labeled “Fight,” including a lot of gut punching, but I found a quite a few that appear to be more on my side of the pool, spotlighting wrestling. I finally took the plunge and sampled “Mario vs new guy Dominik submission fight grappling,” and, damn, hot stuff!

The video is a little over 15 minutes, but it’s legitimately about 10 minutes of wrestling followed by about 5 minutes of the victor bashing the losers abs. I honestly could not take my eyes off of Mario. The thong showing off his sculpted ass in all its glory is a big factor, not going to lie. But everything about him is a honey trap for this busy bee. He’s got a devastatingly handsome face, and a super ripped, olive skinned body, with darkly hairy legs that drive me nuts. Mario’s total package (including his package) is so tailor made to turn me on, I swear it was only on my second pass through the video I noticed how fucking sensationally gorgeous Dominik is, too. But, damn, Mario’s got my number!

Dominik, on the other hand, has Mario’s number. As in, Dominik spends about 97% of their grappling session in absolute control of Mario’s rocking body. There’s no real context given in the product, so I’m providing the backstory when I say Dominik comes with legit amateur wrestling cred, and Mario is showing up mostly just with those jaw-droppingly gorgeous muscles. Dominik plays a lot of catch and release, easily out hustling Mario to snap the pretty boy in rear naked chokes. He’s just relentless on top, wearing my infatuation out again and again. He executes a hip toss like a boss. He’s got Mario’s arm barred and in jeopardy at will. And he could clearly cradle pin the dark and sexy beauty a lot more than he actually does.

I like the vibe, though, because Mario’s no push over. He fights back to the bitter end. It’s somewhere between scripted and an all-out shoot, but the scrambles and grunts and groans and slapping flesh come across as authentic and spontaneous. Dominik works up what looks like a legitimate sweat, throwing his gorgeous opponent around like that for a solid 10 minutes. I buy it when Dominik wears Mario down to a nub and the bearded beauty can’t fight back any longer. Big D treating us to a victory flex over top of Mario is a sudden shot of adrenaline for me, the first time I feel like I see some of Dominik’s personality just a bit. The trophy-taking gut punching afterward isn’t what I’m getting off to, but the idea of having a little fun and taking possession of a conquered Mario is hot, whatever it is Dominik wants to do with him. I can think of other things, but to each his own.

It’s not a long match. The setting looks like a pretty spartan basement. But the video and audio quality are pretty amazing, with good camerawork that makes me think the cameraman likes Mario’s ass almost as much as I do. I wish we got to see a little more personality, and maybe let us check these super hot boy’s bodies out just a little before the controlled chaos of this squash buries them in each other’s clutches. It doesn’t feel like a main course of homoerotic wrestling, but more like tapas, super satisfying for what it is, but leaving me wanting more.

Especially more of Mario. Fuck, I can’t take my eyes off that guy.

“Fuck, You Broke Me!”

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I’m not even exaggerating when I tell you there was a day when I did back handsprings. It’s been a while, though. Dio Characi, on the other hand, opens up the action in Babyface Bash 3 with two back handsprings, corner-to-corner, into an elbow strike to Manny Mendez’ gut. Fuck, a 6-foot jock doing back handsprings is impressive. I’ve been watching Dio’s video progress on Instagram as he’s been training in tumbling for a while now, and his hot body doing round-off back handsprings and back tucks makes me gasp and gets me hard every time. Seeing him pull out the tumbling in the ring and translate it into pro wrestling offense is brilliant, as far as I’m concerned. The earnest, eagerly proud look on his face after he lands a couple passes and pounds big Manny into a choking bow-and-arrow is nothing short of sensational. “I may not be big,” Dio says with a cocky smirk, “but I’m very athletic!”

Manny, on the the other hand, is fucking huge! There’s something raw about him, like he probably feeds his gargantuan muscles by ripping lean meat like Dio to shreds and devouring the pieces. They’re both cocky as hell to start with, but Manny’s muscle beast brutality is a whole lot more than a few hot back handsprings can last long against. This is a babyface bash, after all, so I don’t feel like I’m spoiling too much to say Dio gets bashed hard and long. The impacts are so hard they make my screen shake. Lovely Dio is stubborn, though. Manny’s insulting appraisal of his physique clearly gets under the Brazilian bombshell’s skin, and he refuses to give big Manny the satisfaction of submitting to the big man’s battering ram offense. That is, until Manny has manhandled him into a Boston crab, bouncing those 230 pounds of granite muscle viciously up and down on Dio’s folded spine. Dio screams like a bitch then, panic in his voice as he’s begging for mercy. “Fuck, you broke me,” Dio whimpers accusingly, earning him nothing but a cocky victorious flex from the big man posing over top of him.

Manny is all muscle, and he uses Dio’s mouthwatering body like modeling clay. There’s a moment where he scoops this Brazilian It-Boy up in his arms and folds him in half, suspended in the air. It’s a fucking trip, to see this homoerotic wrestling sculpture showcasing Manny’s strength and Dio’s flexible body turned into origami. There are just so many hot holds and moments of babyface bashing. The tree of woe, with Dio’s cherubic face buried deep between Manny’s huge, hairy quads is gorgeous. Manny absolutely cranking on the boy’s spine bent backward around his huge neck in a sick torture rack, again, just screams the story of these two stunning wrestler’s relative assets.

What makes my crotch twitch hardest, though, is Dio’s suffering. Holy hell, our boy goes unhinged by the diabolical corporal punishment he’s subjected to for almost 27 minutes. I’ve always enjoyed watching pain play across Dio’s ridiculously adorable face, but he (and Manny) tap into something more desperate than I’ve seen before. When he’s getting ripped in half (no shit) in this standing spadle variation (I honestly have no idea what to call it other than “sexy as fuck”), Dio is visibly riding waves of obvious panic. I’ve seen this hold just a few times before, but never on someone with legs as long as Dio’s, and possibly never quite conveying so convincingly the terror of a “very athletic” muscle boy getting ripped limb from limb.

Honestly, I want to marvel here at every panicked moment from lovely Dio, but I’m trying to restrain myself here. But the most pristine moment of adrenaline-racing anguish and terror is when the back of Dio’s head is resting on Manny’s big balls, his long legs trapped under Manny’s tree trunks as he’s being folded in half. Again, I don’t know what to call this crotch pillow spladle variation (it’s a standard in Jesse Zane’s arsenal), but Dio’s entire 6-foot length gets rolled up so tightly that I’m pretty sure he’s in striking distance to being able to suck his own cock. Again, it’s awesome homoerotic sculpture, with Dio’s gorgeous ass stretched wide and pointed at the ceiling, and his legs pinned to the mat way over his head. And I buy this as totally devastating humiliation and torture already, but then Dio fights through the pain to force his eyes open. And then he’s staring, his face inches away from his quivering bulge, his magnificent body manhandled into a position the human body just wasn’t built for. And Dio’s eyes widen in terrified shock at the sight of what’s being done to him. It isn’t subtle, but the brutality is over the top, so there’s no subtlety called for. “I-give-I-give-I-give,” Dio screams in open horror.

Babyface Bash 3 delivers on all levels for me. Manny is a mean fucking muscle beast, and Dio is the award winning babyface with that award winning bulge and award winning body that grabs me by the balls every time I see him. But it’s the personalities that really elevate this match for me. Manny is the raging muscle daddy in charge, and Dio is the fan-favorite body beautiful babyface who sells every second of having to stare into the face of terror… and stare in horror at his own gorgeous body getting ripped apart and purchased wholesale.

Talk About Muscles!

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Hey, it’s been a while! The work that pays my bills has been inconveniently interfering with the labor of love that is me posting my take on fresh hot wrestling. And, not going to lie, the world has just been a lot to take lately. Now that the solicitations to save the world by donating to a political campaign are starting to taper off, and I’m pulling out all of the maladaptive coping strategies to deal with unwelcome world news that I go to when feeling under siege, I’ve got a little window of time and mental bandwidth to indulge myself in wrestling.

I bumped into a BGE wrestling celeb on Instagram a while ago. Marcelo Muscle was turning up the heat at BGE something like 20 years ago. Smolderingly handsome, gorgeous and lean, fit body, sultry sexy accent. Marcelo beating the FUCK out of the rock hard abs of Joshua Goodman (that’s Mr. Joshua to you!) as he cranked on headscissors in the wrestle shack was fucking magic. So, bumping into him these 20 years later on IG and seeing he has a WatchFighters channel was a little too good to pass up. He’s got quite a few videos on his channel, and holy fuck, he looks even better than he did back in the day!

I feel the need to reiterate: Marcelo looks fucking HOT. Age looks different on different people, of course, but FUCK he’s been using those years to put on gorgeous muscle mass. And fuck, he’s handsome. His opponent in the match Muscles77 vs. The Bull is a pretty stunning contrast with Marcelo’s dazzling beauty. First of all, The Bull wears a mask. It’s an ill fitting mask that he spends a lot of time having to adjust. The backstory I fill in is that The Bull is too intimidated by the aesthetic perfection of Muscles77 to show his face on camera with him (<– just to clarify, I’m making that up). Honestly, though, what I can see of the The Bull, he’s fucking HUGE. There’s nothing “pretty” about him in the way that I have to say Muscles77 is jaw-droppingly pretty. The Bull has more a rock hard and huge longshoreman’s working body to Marcelo’s touched-by-divinity bodybuilder physique. And, honestly, that’s hot chemistry from the get-go for me.

I like that they appear to enjoy each other’s bods, too. This isn’t an overtly erotic wrestling match, but the opening mutual muscle worship makes everything that comes afterward a least 5 degrees hotter. I’m sucked into the story because, yeah, I’d enjoy getting my hands on both of those sets of smoking hot muscles, too.

The wrestling is intense, more intense than I expect from a match playing out on a mattress on the floor. The Bull is nothing short of an avalanche crashing down on Muscles77 over and over again. He’s just too fucking huge for Marcelo to maneuver out from underneath most of the time. There’s a hot nasty bully element to it, as the masked behemoth keeps manhandling the devastatingly handsome bodybuilder. He has this way of pinning Muscles77 down and just planting a hand or a forearm on the side of Muscles77’s face and just crushing his skull. Fuck, I sort of suspect that’s not a legit offensive move in combat sports, but, no shit, I totally buy it when Muscles77 squirms and flexes and struggles futilely, only to submit to nothing but 250 pounds of concentrated muscle threatening to crush that pretty face.

That said, I have this lingering feeling throughout the entire 11 minutes of this match that Muscles77 could, just possibly, be on the brink of opening up a serious can of whoop ass on The Bull. For one thing, Muscles77 takes a fucking ton of punishment before he submits. It has this intensely spontaneous shoot feel to it, though I’m pretty sure it’s not entirely unscripted. But, legitimately, Muscles77 is just a tough, hardbodied hunk who can weather a lot of brute force punishment. And every so often there are these flashes of offense from him that feel like Muscles77 is split seconds away from pulling out some legitimate BJJ brutality that might cut through The Bull’s crashing avalanche like a hot knife through butter. The last few minutes of the match give a glimpse of something other than the “squash match” the video is billed as. Muscles77 wrings a couple of submissions out of The Bull, and it feels like there could be more where that came from. But The Bull sleepers him out and indulges in some hot victorious trophy flexing in the end.

Taking a few steps back, I have just a few additional takeaways. For one, how have I not had Uruguay on my bucket list of homoerotic global destinations? Fuck, if this is what’s going down in Uruguay, I need to buy me ticket for South America! Second, this match is a sweet low-budget and high quality product. Great HD camera work with a cameraman who’s GOT to be in on the secret that hardbodied hunk wrestling is hot as hell. I’d like to buy The Bull a more functional wrestling mask for his next go round, and I’d like to buy Marcelo Muscle aka Muscles77 a drink or two (or four) if it means I can cop a feel of those huge pecs… and peaked biceps… and HOT hairy legs…