I’m super excited to see another of the incredibly hot matches from Wrestlefest Live NYC is now available for streaming on Watchfighers. Being ring announcer that night was a fucking trip, but I’m so happy to get to see this on video (watch the trailer here), because there was just too much hotness to take in all at once. And talk about so much to see. Fuck! Ben Monaco and Beau Jordan putting it literally all on the line in their rip ‘n’ strip match delivered even more than promised. As your super handsome ring announcer explained at the start of the match, the first man to fully strip his opponent of all his gear would walk out the winner.

However, Ben got cold feet and tried to back out at the last moment. Literally, he interrupted my ring introduction to confess he’d chickened out. I think his first mistake was stepping on my lines, but his second mistake was coming to the ring to own up to it. That got him restrained by Beau and his street clothes ripped off by a fan at ringside who, on behalf of all of us, was determined to see a rip ‘n’ strip match, one way or another.

The recipe in this match is deceptively complex and delicious. Ben is a total beefcake, but he’s also always a ham, and there’s a tongue-in-cheek vibe from start to full-monty finish. At one point, Ben low blows Beau from behind, humps the big man’s magnificent ass, and sends Beau tumbling head over heels through the ropes and bouncing awkwardly off the ring apron (ouch). “I have a habit of breaking my toys, sorry,” Ben monologues like the most polite (Canadian) bond villain ever.

For his part, Beau is just fucking stunning. I see myself in the ring next to him when I’m doing the announcing at the start of the match, and he absolutely towers over me like a skyscraper. Beau always looks to me like he’s equal parts ready to fuck his opponent up and, at the same time, ready to just fuck his opponent. Honestly, I sort of get why Ben got cold feet, but along with every blurred out homoerotic wrestling fan in the place, I’m thrilled that Beau didn’t take “no” for an answer. Beau brings the erotic intensity (always), shoving Ben’s face in his crotch and slapping the fuck out of Ben’s balls.

He’s not the only one, either. This is a full audience participation match that I’m not sure anyone saw coming quite like this. Ben marches Beau in a front facelock around the ring for everyone in the front row to take a crack and slapping Beau’s gorgeous ass. Later, the sexy ref (who’s also gotten stripped out of his shirt) scolds Beau for slapping the living fuck out of Ben’s balls, so Beau calls a fan at ringside up to use the Canadian’s testicles as a speed bag for him. Beau raises his hands innocently when Jack demands an end to the low blows. “He’s doing it,” Beau points to the extremely enthusiastic fan pounding on Ben’s balls. “Yell at him!”

There’s an undisputed winner of this match. One of these hot hunks absolutely is the first to strip his opponent naked. But there’s also a seriously sore loser who rips the victor’s thong off mid-celebration and tries to make a case that he was legitimate winner. The bell is ringing. The victory music is playing. But bless these gorgeous, naked grapplers, they just keep tearing into one another for another 4 minutes.

There’s so much going on, I feel like I need to assure homoerotic wrestling fans that there’s hot, hot, hot pro wrestling advancing the hilarious and intimately sexy drama. In fact, some of the most iconic and memorable beats have got to be the completely naked torture rack, and magnificently brutal ball busting tree of woe. This totally reads like what my fondest fantasies of watching pro wrestling as a kid was… the drama of a brutal battle for domination gone right over the edge into primal, naked eroticism.

The loser has to get literally rolled out of the ring in a daze. “Did I win?,” he asks Jack-the-sexy-ref. Jack lays down the truth in reply. “We all won.”

There’s just so fucking much to see, literally and figuratively! Every beautiful inch of these boys is laid bare, and the crowd there that night absolutely adored them for not holding back. Honestly, I don’t think there’s anything quite like watching homoerotic wrestling live, but you’ll get an intensely satisfying second best option by watching this video.