Missing a Ball Gag


There probably isn’t a lot that hasn’t
already been said about Joe Rogan’s “documentary” about the stalker who always watches him change after jiu-jitsu training. There’s probably even less that actually needs to be said. Still, I feel compelled to take note of a few points:

1. Joe Rogan is a sizzling hot hunk of man… until he opens his mouth. Generally I don’t get into such things, but a ball gag would transform Joe (back) into the worship-worthy muscle god that he was before he talked. The fantastic tat, the smoking hard body, the jiu-jitsu… then he talks. It’s like an angel food cake that’s been iced with pickle relish. Something so right gone terribly, terribly wrong.
2. Joe is way, way into being stalked. From the intro to this video, I thought Joe and his buddies were planning a homophobia-fueled, locker room beat down on Joe’s admirer. As it turns out, Joe gives a running monologue that includes his explicit permission to ogle him as long as the stalker doesn’t touch him. “You know what,” Joe confesses, “I don’t give a fuck… you don’t touch it, don’t go crazy with it… You got your own shit, dude. Everybody’s got their own kink. You got yours. I got mine.” Sounds good to me. I’m definitely checking out Joe’s dick, balls, and ass the first opportunity I get.
3. Joe refers to his cock as his “hog.” (See #1, above).

4. I’d really like to know what Joe’s aforementioned kink is… and does it involve a ball gag?

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