From the world of bizarre, comes a story of a disgraced U.S. Congressman who has resigned his office under allegations that he groped his male staff members. No, it’s not that the New York Democrat is married with two children that makes this story so strange (not at all, in fact). It’s not even that this guy has suddenly started telling the story of Rahm Emanuel cornering him, naked, in the shower to strong arm him into voting for the President’s health care agenda…
Just wait a minute while my heart stops racing from imagining Rahm Emmanuel naked, in the shower, strong arming someone…. I’d wrestle that man for the soap anywhere, anytime.
Okay, no, no, it’s not any of this that makes this story truly bizarre. The truly bizarre bit is that this guy goes on a rabidly conservative [insane] television “news-ish” show to talk about the whole thing, in which he explains that not only did he grope a male staffer, but he tickled this employee “until he couldn’t breathe, and then four guys jumped on top of me.” And now he’s astonished to have been charged with sexual harassment.
Oh no, there couldn’t be ANYTHING sexual about that scenario (how’s that for sarcasm, Joe?). On an entirely unrelated topic, I was thumbing through Can-Am’s tickle-fetish catalog and thinking to myself, what sort of sick fuck gets into this crap?
I guess now we know. Should’ve guessed it was the straight guys with wives and children downstairs. (My apologies to you tickle fetish boys out there. You can tie me down and tickle me to teach me a lesson).
Sidelineland 
I'll stick with wrestling and strong-arming for my kinks, thank you, and you ironized really really well, Bard. Those ticklers in the pics look pretty solemn to me–I would have thought tickling would be more frolicsome. I like to think that you, me, and Rahm would comport ourselves merrily in the shower, just squeezing those pro-Obama votes out of each other for hours.
I had the same thought when I was looking up tickling pics. It looks like grim work for tickling. It certainly isn't what I think of when I'm imagining a hot way to use and get used. But if Rahm were seriously into it, I'd say that we tie his wrists to the shower head and make him laugh until he cries.