On the first day of Christmas, Santa brought me an entire fashion show featuring the profound beauty of Kid Karisma’s world class ass. On the second day of Christmas, Santa brought to me Ben Monaco’s furry, flexing pecs. On the third day, Santa brought me Steel Muscle God’s mountainous legs. On the fourth day of Christmas, Santa brought me some steamy romance between Skip Vance and Christian Taylor. On the fifth day of Christmas, Santa brought me Darius’ astoundingly overstuffed trunks. On the sixth day of Christmas, Santa brought me Kid Vicious’ orgasm-inspiring sneer. On the seventh day of Christmas, Santa brought me the breath-stealing wingspan of Lon Dumont. On the eighth day of Christmas, Santa brought me the magic nipples of Mason Brooks. On the the ninth day of Christmas, Santa delivered the seductive unwrapping of Cage Thunder’s gorgeous package. And yesterday, Santa sent the handsome smile of the Cheshire Cat of Homoerotic Wrestling, Drake Marcos.  Just two days left before this song is over, and I just slept on the couch next to the skeleton of my former Christmas tree, anxiously anticipating what the big man would deliver today.

“On the eleventh day of Christmas, Santa brought to me…”

I had the overwhelming pleasure of sharing an unexpected meal with a certain iconic pro badboy of BG East about a year and half ago (actually several of them, but one in particular that is the subject for today).  The conversation was delightful and provocative.  The company was gracious.  But I repeatedly caught myself staring, infatuated with one certain body part of one of my hosts.  Santa knew exactly what I was talking about as I waxed lustful about that wildly distracted lunch, because this morning I found a made-to-order series of pics of the astonishingly erotic power and beauty of the incredibly massive and gorgeous forearms of none other than Jonny Firestorm.

This is not trick photography.  Jonny’s right forearm really is that big!

The left one is equally as stunning!

The shoulders, the biceps, the triceps… Jonny’s gorgeous from head to toe, but those mountainous, hairy forearms blow my mind!

Am I over-sharing if I report that this pic just made me cum? Ah well, it’s not the first time, now is it?

These shots take me right back to that lunch a year and a half ago as I struggled to stop staring at the wonders that are Jonny’s HUGE forearms!  And just like then, Jonny proves once again that he is both a stunningly hot object of lust as well as a genuinely generous and gracious hunk.  Thanks, Jonny (and Santa)!