Joel McHale – Sidelineland

Tell me this isn’t the look of a hot hunk itching to kick someone’s ass. Okay, this is actually the look of a hot hunk comedian walking still farther down the path toward being a muscle adonis icon.

Joel McHale continues to light up the blogosphere with still another scantily clad appearance in the television show Community. Whoever is producing this show understands how things work. When you’ve got a rising star with a freshly toned muscle body, you flaunt him. Sex sells.

I have a well-documented thing for funny men with hard bodies. The juxtaposition of clownishness and raw muscled sensuality is like catnip: irresistible to the right species (me). A quick wit and a cutting, snide sense of humor overlaying massive, furry pecs and a six pack is golden.

Joel’s time in the gym recently firmly plants him in the constellation of hardbody funny men that make me drift into fantasies of muscle pounding competition. Like my fantasy match up of Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds, I can’t help but fixate on Joel’s broad pecs and sculpted shoulders and be instantly aroused at the thought of that body getting clawed, twisted and squeezed in the absolutely essential arena of muscled bodies testing one another for domination. I think smart ass clown Joel would be underestimated in the ring, with opponents intent on abusing that button nose and wiping the smirk off his face. I love the story of the underdog who shocks his opponent, taking ownership and laying a deadly serious dose of humiliating domination down. Looking forward to seeing much more of Joel.

I still love the combination of class clown and hot hunk. There’s just something that much sexier about a handsome, hardbodied hottie with a quick wit and a sharp sense of humor. Superherofan, God bless him, capped some nice pics of funny man Joel McHale from NBC’s Community, in a strip pool game. Joel is always a ham, which is somewhat disarming and leaves you unprepared to be so astounded by that rockin’ body when he’s left standing in his briefs (then implied full-on).

Like other funny man hardbodies, Joel earns respect with his humor, which is the surest sign of an impressive intellect (which ups one’s hotness exponentially, in my book). Joel is pretty self-deprecating at times, not appearing to take himself too seriously (at least that’s the schtick… he may be a complete narcissist in real life). So seeing him ham it up as he strips down to reveal some thick, clawable pecs and a tight, tasty body is a delightfully jaw dropping.

And this is, indeed, the only appropriate response to a shiny, happy hardbody on public display. Public nudity and body worship of a class clown stripped to his stunningly hard nakedness… this is seriously hot stuff.