Friday Fashion

I love a hot battle between gorgeous hunks!  Last week’s Friday Fashion poll is a perfect case in point.  Babyface boy-next-door Greg Michaels pulled a respectable 25% of the vote, but it was a dead heat as of this morning between Corey Evans and Devon Cade, with 37.6% of the vote a piece.  That means in answer to the question “Who wore it best?,” we’re left with a resounding indecision!  Now, normally my prescription is to have the top vote-getters thrown into a ring, naked, with the gear in question to be donned by the hunk who makes his opponent his bitch.  This week, however, I have a different possible tie-breaker.  Since I posted last week, I’ve tracked down another 3 homoerotic wrestlers who ALSO wore this “vintage” red singlet in smokin’ hot action.  So let’s see how Corey and Devon fare in the face of this new pack of hunks.  Five worthy hunks.  They all wore it, but who wore it best?

Last week Corey stayed in the lead until the very last moments of voting. His pumped pecs and gargantuan thighs were way too much for his opponent in Mat Hunks 1. But up against spoiler Devon AND 3 more hunks, do you think Corey wore it best this week?
Devon Cade came from behind (and we know that wasn’t the first time!) to pry the uncontested victory out of Corey Evans hands. He wore the fuck out of that singlet, not to mention his opponent, in Undagear 13. But this week Devon’s up against Corey as well as three more stunners. What do you say, Devon fans? Still think he wore it best?
Inaugural Raunchy Rookie Nick Veloudis brought SO much heat in his one and only BG East appearance, with that chiseled jaw and those incredibly sexy legs. He didn’t wear it long, but when he did, did he wear it best?


Talk about a babyface! Hairy chested Jean Luray was so innocent in Fantasymen 7, mistaking vile heel Cruze for his new wrestling coach. Cruze seems to have scared the adorable kid right out of the business, but while he was with us, did Jean wear it best?
That’s right, classic homoerotic wrestling fans, legendary Wade Cutler wore this very same red singlet without anything underneath until his opponent ripped it off his hot body in Fantasymen 8. Wade unquestionably ignited the devotion of thousands of wrestling fans in his day, but specifically, in this case, did he wear it best?


Tuesday Trunk Pulls

sometimes, you just need a little extra leverage to get the job

Jose teaches his
soon-to-be tag team partner Cruze a lesson in trunk pulling and gut
battering in Fantasymen
Jose knows that nothing
makes a muscle hunk hero more vulnerable than yanking on his trunks
humiliatingly and setting him up for corner abuse, which he
demonstrates beautifully against Gary Myers in Fantasymen
Jose corners Jean Luray
and pries the vulnerable pink trunks violently in Fantasymen
You guessed it, Jose does
what Jose does best, trapping Terry Reed in the ropes, yanking on
the trunks, and then going to town tenderizing the babyface’s abs
in Hard Pros
Cruze is happier to give
the assist this time rather than be on the receiving end, as he
locks up Sean Patrick so that Jose can deliver the patented trunk
yank and gut punching in Tag Team Torture
No reason at all to mess
with success. Cruze buttons up Jeff Phoenix for Jose to humiliate
and brutalize yet another babyface in a long, long line of
beautiful trunk pulls across Jose’s career, this time in Tag Team Torture