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Homoerotic Wrestler of the Month

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September has brought a bumper crop of homoerotic wrestler-of-the-month contenders. Can-Am has a September release date for their Hollywood Fight Club 3, featuring ever-ready wrestler-of-the-month quality from Chris Bruce, Donnie Drake, Rio Garza, and “Can-Am Exclusives” Drake Davenport and Michael Vineland. BG East released 6 new tapes this month, and top contenders for the -of-the-month title have to include veteran Patrick Donovan, Kid Karisma, Alexi Adamov, the Enforcer, and sweet rookie, Angelo Blanco. Rock Hard Wrestling is putting up the beauty and burgeoning wrestling prowess of Cody Nelson and Travis Storm. Now that I’m tracking Thunders Arena again, I feel compelled to throw in Ace Hanson (I think his “Custom Series” came out this month) as well as Thunders’ monster rookie STL and everyone, and I mean everyone’s high class jobber Cameron Mathews (who’s showing up in new releases in both Can-Am and Thunders, raising my overexposure caution flag). I haven’t even had time to mention it, but the Naked Kombat performance of Phillip Aubrey this month was extremely satisfying for me, perhaps topped only by the domination of July’s homoerotic wrestler-of-the-month, Trent Diesel by the muscleboy Ken-doll who goes by the thoroughly pornboy name, Ryan Rockford.

Holy crap! The good news is that the market is thick with new products, lustworthy wrestlers, and stories that are grabbing me hard. The bad news is that I’ve set up for myself the task of choosing just one for my favorite homoerotic wrestler-of-the-month. I’m sorely tempted to pick a rookie, to just drive home my plea for continued recruitment and promotion of quality new talent. Admittedly, I’m far too poor to have actually seen all these matches, so quite a bit of this decision hinges on the packaging (which is shaky ground, I’ll admit). But there’s nothing left to do but to do it. My favorite homoerotic wrestler-of-the-month, out of an extremely crowded and brutal field this time around, is…

…the Enforcer.

The Enforcer appeared this month in BG East’s new release, Masked Mayhem 7. He put his gorgeous body and undefeated record on the line against militia-looking meanie, the Marauder. I’m very, very happy to say that I have seen this match, and it’s an epic battle that takes my breath away. These big, big boys are brutal. They accomplish a key element that I find a major turn on, that being that they hold my suspense. Both of these guys are amazing salesmen and accomplished wrestlers. And the Enforcer is as pristine and timeless a classic masked wrestler today as he was six years ago when he first stepped into BG East’s ring to lay some brutal, completely unnecessary, muscleboy beatdown on the already humiliated and destroyed Brad Rochelle.

Whatever it is that the Enforcer is doing to keep in shape, he should bottle it and make a fortune. He looks every ounce as stunning and absolutely identical to his devastating form 6 years ago. More than just looking “as good” as he did, he just looks exactly the same.

He remains creepily quiet in his matches, which is a challenge for someone like me that lives for the humiliating dialogue in the ring. Nevertheless, he communicates it all with great skill. He grunts, gasps and groans, and I find myself on the edge of my seat waiting for the next sound to get pummeled out of that massive chest. Despite his notorious humiliation of an already destroyed Brad, the Enforcer is no untouchable squasher. He takes his hits (and occasionally, licks). He suffers and squirms. That big, powerful body gets as good as it gives. And in Masked Mayhem 7, once again, he turns me into a grunting, gasping, groaning mess. And for that, the Enforcer is my homoerotic wrestler of the month.

Two Great Tastes…

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Trent Diesel, my July homoerotic wrestler of the month, twitted just a couple of days ago that he has a new scene for Raging Stallion online with Rusty Stevens (whose on-again/off-again website has been sadly off again for quite a while). My July homoerotic wrestler of the month paired up with my reigning favorite homoerotic wrestling pornboy is an excellent combination. The two of them in a boxing ring is the butter cream icing on an already fantastically tasty cake.
I’m pacing myself with regard to my porn budget these days, so I haven’t taken the bait and signed on to see the entire scene at Raging Stallion’s online membership site, Rear Stable. But they’ve offered a provocative-if-brief free teaser. Trent is looking as beautiful as ever with that awesomely aesthetic ink, but more notably in my book, Rusty is sporting a full beard. This fascinates me to no end. I don’t know if I prefer him with or without the beard, but more importantly, I’m thrilled with the opportunity to choose.
The teaser features tragically brief glimpses of these two stars of my wrestling fantasies sucking and screwing from different angles and positions, outside and inside a fight ring. There’s no hint of actual wrestling or fighting in the teaser, so the setting may be all ambient kink. The fact that both of these gorgeous pornboys have some impressive homoerotic wrestling on the resume’ make me still hold out hope that there’s some pre or post fuck wrestling (or during). But it’s all just me and my eternal optimism at this point. If someone else has actually seen the goods, you’ll have to tell me if this inhabits our corner of the homoerotic kink universe.
I continue to be intoxicated by Rusty in any setting. He’s stunning, fierce, and remarkably quick-witted in a career not exactly famous for it’s scholar-athletes. When he’s smooth and trim, Rusty makes me think of a classical marble study in the athletic male form.


With a furry chest, full beard, and hair on top of his head long enough to start to curl, he looks tailor-made for a pro-wrestling heel beatdown on some unsuspecting muscle jobber. I suspect Raging Stallion may not have actually brought that fantasy of mine to life, but the teaser is awfully inspiring, nonetheless.

Homoerotic Wrestler of the Month

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In my continuing efforts to spread the love, I’ve decided to highlight a “homoerotic wrestler of the month.” While I’ll continue to track the tugs and pulls at my heart for reigning favorite homoerotic wrestler (pornboy and nonpornboy divisions), I’d also like to promote the efforts month in and month out of the hard-working wrestlers and production companies fueling our fantasies. My hope is to give a shout out to a homoerotic wrestler who catches my eye, starring in a freshly released production in the previous calendar month. Now this “-of-the-month” may end up favoring specific wrestling companies that put out new material more frequently than others. Thems-the-breaks. Pornboys and nonpornboys are eligible, and any company that I can keep up with will be in the running each month, as long as they’re putting out new material.

My inaugural homoerotic wrestler of the month for his original performance released over the past month is Naked Kombat’s Trent Diesel: 6’0, 185 pounds, blond, with hot, classy ink, and definitely in the pornboy division (as evidenced by his name).
Trent earns the title as homoerotic wrestler of the month for his July 7th release on the NK site, in which it takes two opponents to manage to last just one match against Trent. In his first-first round against veteran Patrick Rouge, Trent lowers the boom and tweaks Patrick’s neck enough to send him packing.
Stuck with an abbreviated forfeit, NK found Alex Slater to show up another day and pick up the action against Trent. Thing is, Trent spanked Alex’ ass up and down, forward and backwards, coming and going, so much so that Alex could only manage 3 rather than the standard 4 rounds against Trent. Thus, this release required two wrestlers to go the full 4 rounds with my homoerotic wrestler of the month.
Needless to say, Trent comes out on top against Alex as well. I like Trent’s look. His face is handsome. His tats are gorgeous. His body is fantastic and fit. There’s just something about his legs that push me over the top, particularly when naked and squeezing his opponent between them. Trent’s record is 2-0 on NK, and with a few more appearances on the same trajectory as his first two, Trent could definitely be a contender to knock Mitch Colby out of his #1 Contender spot for my running favorite homoerotic wrestler pornboy. With the way he’s dispatched his first three challengers, I hope NK doesn’t run out of competitors willing to take a shot at him!

Diesel Powered

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Tattoos, hardbodies, balls out wrestling… what’s not to appreciate about the latest release from Naked Kombat? It’s an odd set-up this time around, because apparently Trent Diesel keeps figuratively fucking up his opponents.

The first-first round pits Trent against NK mainstay, Patrick Rouge. These two bodies side by side are a work of art. In action, they scramble and scrap ferociously up the point at which Trent drops Patrick hard on the back of his head. Poor Patrick keeps getting knocked out of his matches due to injuries. I’m not sure who he pissed off, but it sure seems like he’s got a target on him for all the NK boys to do some serious damage. If you’re going to get bounced off the mat on your neck, at least it’s at the hands of the gorgeously inked, zero bodyfat bodybeautiful, Trent.
So NK sends in Alex Slater to pick up the action against Trent. In many ways, Alex is the antithesis of Trent. Where Trent is blond and smooth, Alex is dark and hairy. Where Trent’s six-pack abs stand in sharp relief against his sweaty torso (particularly gorgeous at the the end of round 3), Alex is decidedly softer and clearly nowhere near as cardio superfit as his opponent. Moreover, where Trent seems generally unphased by every abuse thrown his way, Alex has a weak spot that quickly surfaces: Alex can’t handle ball and ass abuse. Twice in the trunks-on round with Alex, Trent pounds the hirsute contender’s balls into crying submission. When Trent shoves his fingers up Alex’ ass (with some fine artistic flair), Alex’ grunts and groans instantly rise an octave as panic creeps into his cries of protest. In his post-match debrief, Alex confesses that his strategy was entirely defensive, “just trying to make sure his hands weren’t going to the right place,” (he points at his crotch). Not sure what Alex was thinking NK would be like, but he’s no match for the tattooed, sliced to pieces energizer bunny battler, Trent.
Alex also fails to measure up on one last point. In the trunkless round, both men start hard. Alex is limp within seconds of the action starting, whereas Trent (the paradigmatic grower-not-shower extraordinaire), stays at least semi-hard throughout. My sympathies always lie with the hot and hard stud who finds sweaty, naked grappling sexually arousing. I hope we see more of Trent Diesel.