Tenth Day of Christmas

The Boss at BG East has been a generous and kind friend of neverland since its inception, which is a little ironic, considering his severe brutality and lack of compassion to every wrestling opponent he’s ever laid eyes on. He has gently, but firmly, helped me with course corrections here and there, and when the mood strikes him, he’s an outstanding volunteer copy editor. So I was not exactly surprised when Kid Leopard dropped off a year-end batch of behind-the-scenes photos, because he knows full well my intense infatuation with seeing what the BG East boys look like when the video cameras are on pause. KL is nothing if not an enigmatic figure, however, as demonstrated by the absence of a message to go with the presents he delivered. The only words on the subject of the holidays that I’ve heard from him this season have been an unequivocal (and I’m quoting), “Bah! Humbug!” Now that sounds like The Boss to me!  In any case, here are some year-end treats especially for me, but I’ll let you enjoy them as well…



Without more context, I’m guessing that this is KL and Jonny Firestorm watching the hairy-chested shirtless scenes in 3D of Henry Cavill as the 2013 Man of Steel.




Again, I’m going out on a limb because of the absence of backstory, but I’m going to say this is a couple of Kids (Kid Leopard and Kid Jean-Luc Picard) in costume to terrorize small children and steal their candy at Halloween. Regardless, I guarantee you that I’m having Star Trek homoerotic wrestling dreams tonight!



And this mysterious photo is clearly of yet-to-be released BG East newbie, Ty, getting some humiliating discipline at the wrong end of someone’s boot and camera. I don’t know if this is the Boss’ response to me taking an immediate shine to melt-in-your-mouth Ty, or whether this is what happened to the babyface as a result of Ty sending me a holiday greeting card without the Boss’ permission. Either way, I say hell, yeah!

With Kid Leopard at the helm, BG East has been fueling my erotic fantasies for most of my adult life, and there are just no words of gratitude sufficient to thank him for his artistry, imagination, and wrestling genius. I’d offer him best wishes for the coming year, but having seen a sneak preview of what he’s been cooking up at recent tapings, what’s the point? He’s going to take 2014 and wring every ounce of blood, sweat and cum out of it, and serve it up to you and me like only he can. “Thanks,” just doesn’t cover it, Kid Leopard!

Sixth Day of Christmas

So far I’ve heard from hot heels, a never-say-die jobber, and a handsome, hunky babyface (at least by the way I count them), and this liminal time between the old year and the new year just keeps getting hotter by the day. And then today arrives something entirely new.  I’m mean, really, really new! So new, in fact, that we don’t know yet what character this yet-to-be-released pretty, pretty twink may embody when we finally get to see him in action, hopefully early in 2014. The smuggled contraband I published from a Florida BG East taping recently provided the first glimpse I’ve seen of these doe-eyed, bronzed beauty who I was told goes by the name Ty.  Well, Ty apparently took note of his newfound notoriety on neverland and sent me this adorable holiday greeting card. Ty looks like he’d melt in your mouth, but looks can be deceiving. Knowing BG East, Ty could easily be a sadistic viper in twink’s clothing. But the sincerity and, yes, I’ll say it again, adorability about this earnest holiday greeting makes me see dark clouds of doom rising over this cherub’s suddenly vulnerable bronzed body. I hope lovely Ty has either an inner vicious heel or a big, bad big brother to take him under his wing, because I have to think this pretty boy has got an irresistible target tattooed to his (deceptively?) innocent, newbie ass.

Have a great holiday, and thanks for the support. Never thought I would be BG material or sidelineland worthy! It’s truly an honor. I want wrestling fans to know that I worked my ass off to be ready for my BG East debut (well, not really, it’s still sexy, and it’s still there!). And as you wait to see me in action, I want folks to know that I’m BG East’s new gear lover. I collect all types, all kinds! -Ty



Ohmygod, I’ll say it again. This kid melts in your mouth!  Ty, it’s truly a pleasure to meet you, and the honor is all mine! I can’t wait to see the BG East boys get their hands on you and every single item of gear you’ve got.  I hope they don’t beat the adorable right out of you too soon, buddy!