More Prince of Pecs


This works for me on so many levels. Jake Gyllenhaal’s massively pumped pecs with a fantastic carpet of hair, the rippled abs, the vascularity in the arms, the long hair to yank him around the ring by (yes, Jake shows up in my wrestling fantasies)… This movie could turn out to be crap on a stick, and you know what? I predict I’d still own it the same day it comes out on DVD.
Have I mentioned that got sucked into Prince of Persia, the videogame, for a while? It’s not something I’m proud of. Obsessing over a video game is so junior high. Still, as the main character in the video game gets increasingly stripped of his clothes and more muscularly defined over the course of the story line, it all has an erotic subtext/text that I’m helpless against. That’s exactly how I feel seeing the drool-worthy teaser stills of Jake playing this role. Now, if I could only grab him by the joystick and make him do whatever I want him to do, just like the video game…

3 thoughts on “More Prince of Pecs

  1. "…the long hair to yank him around the ring by…"The "hair handle," if you will."Obsessing over a video game is so junior high."Hey! It's a great alternate way to escape into fantasy. And the create-a-character mode in the Smackdown vs. Raw games gives so much freedom. Phil Baroni vs. Urijah Faber? Why not! (Urijah Faber's got a nice hair handle, by the way.) Winner takes on Alan Ritchson.

  2. StayPuft: Sorry if I offended… wrestling video games that fuel erotic fantasies are, of course, excluded from my off-handed insults… And curly hair handles are THE BEST!Gruffruff: Entirely my pleasure!

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