Friday Fashion

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Trent Blayze wore it best.

 

The voting for last Friday’s Fashion poll blew me away! As I mentioned last week, I tend to never, ever bet against Aryx Quinn in a fan poll of any type. The stud has an incredibly deep and loyal fan base, and as soon as he sends out a notice to rally his troops on Twitter (as he did yesterday to try to pull this poll out of the fire) his minions typically crush the competition. But not this time!  By a vote of 126 to 121 (51% to 49%), Trent Blayze ripped those sexy-ass indigo trunks with silver flames off of Aryx and claimed the extremely hard fought title as “he who wore it best.” Is there a Trent Blayze fan club out there that I don’t know about?  Because I’d like to!  Just like I’d like to see the metaphorical fight for these trunks between Aryx and Trent turn into a literal, all in, rip-n-strip-in-reverse match between them. Lovely Aryx has been humbled two weeks in a row, so we’re going to put him on the bench this week to lick his wounds. And if he needs help with licking himself, I hope he’ll drop me a line.

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Now that’s the way to wear a pair of trunks!

 

This week’s Friday Fashion poll was another find from fashionista Dan, who noticed that not only did Donnie Drake and Shannon Embry wear matching gear when they teamed up in Tag Team Torture 8, but about 7 years later, perennial favorite of mine Lon Dumont donned the same gear in Tag Team Torture 17. I have to guess mammoth side of beef Brute Baynard might have also donned the same trunks when partnering with Lon if his gargantuan glutes and quads could have squeezed into them, but alas, this is a three-way Friday Fashion poll for you.  Aesthetically speaking, between Shannon, Donnie and Lon, who wore it best?

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The graphic suffering that Shannon Embry (left) and Donnie Drake (right) experienced in these architectural lime green and chartreuse trunks was astonishing. The day they battled it out in Tag Team Torture 8, they were brutally schooled and pounded into oblivion. But today, in in a head-to-head-to-head battle of fashion, did Shannon wear it best? Did Donnie?
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Or was it wrestler-turned-bodybuilder-turned-bodybuilder wrestler Lon Dumont who yet again crushed both Shannon and Donnie by not only squashing like proverbial bugs his opponents in Tag Team Torture 17, but also wearing the same gear the best?

 

2 thoughts on “Friday Fashion

  1. Wow, I was on the winning side. Didn’t think that would happen. I love Aryx, but I had to vote for Trent. I’ve watched Trent vs. Darius and Trent vs. Joe Robbins. I think he’s very sexy and fun. I thought he was underrated, but perhaps not. I hope they get him back for new matches, because I could handle some more Trent Blayze.

    This week’s was a tough choice, but Donnie Drake got my vote.

  2. Delighted that Trent Blayze won and my vote helped by the thinnest of margins! Trent is one hell of a good wrestler and sexy as hell to boot, so I’m surprised we haven’t seen more of him so far. Aryx Quinn is always going to be an all-time fan favorite, and what I’ve read on the Web, a total professional in everything he does. Maybe since its St Patricks Day you’ll put Quinn up for another go? …. Third time’s a (lucky) charm!!

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