I Need a Hero

I woke up to a deep and dark funk in light of the election results across the country yesterday.  These are dark days, I fear, and I’m desperately in need of a hero to fight off the villains who are robbing us blind.  Fortunately, this Halloween seems to have brought out the superheroes from among the ranks of homoerotic wrestlers, and I for one am relieved to have these gorgeous hunks suit up to slap down the bad guys. Because there are so many fucking bad guys. In Congress!

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Kayden Keller reveals his secret identity: Super Sexy Superboy
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Look at the shoulders on this kid! Villains step back!
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I’m I’m not mistaken, Robin’s jobberboy alter-ego very well may be adorable Ty Alexander!
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Unmasked, it’s definitely Ty to the rescue.
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It’s Superman vs Batman, the next generation! Can’t we all just get along!?
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Maybe a little next incarnation Night Wing can save the day.
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Hey, I recognize that not-so-secret lair!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wait, staring down from above at those lips, checking out those abs, I’m having flashbacks to recently putting Drake Marcos on his back in the ring!

 

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Night Wing rocks. I hope he’s better at conquering the bad guys than Drake is.

 

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Wolverine always turns me on, particularly when it’s a certain homoerotic wrestling heel selling the look.
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The size of the villainy today calls for the big guns. Bear daddy Shane McCall, save us!

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