A Taste of Something New

I’m late to the game when it comes to HunkWrestling.com. Last summer, as I was picking up with posts again, HW offered to send me a couple of their matches for reviews. Right around the time that I received them, work began to swallow all of my free time again. So here’s my first, long-overdue review of a HunkWrestling.com match.

Dark Jr. can’t take his eyes off of his opponent

The boys at HW tell me that the Arturo vs. Dark Jr. match is one of their top 3 best sellers, and I can easily see why that would be the case. First of all, both wrestlers are sexy as fuck. Bearded beauty Dark Jr. has this Colin Farrell thing going on. So damn pretty with sweet, round pecs. As the two wrestlers are warming up before the match, the camera catches Dark Jr. stealing quick glances over at his opponent, looking… nervous? Impressed? Hungry? Hard to say.

I can’t take my eyes off of Arturo, either

Arturo is simply stunning. He’s at least 4 or 5 inches taller than Dark. His shaved head and handsome face look all business. That bod of his, though. Damn! Total beefcake. Thickly muscled. Gorgeous, muscled, round glutes perched atop thick, hairy legs.

Test of strength, comparison of muscled asses

Honestly, I don’t have a baseline to compare with, so I didn’t know that to expect out of this match. This is a continuous 15 minutes of taping, with no breaks, so there’s a very live and spontaneous vibe about it. The first 2 minutes or so are warm-up, so you’re getting about 13 minutes of wrestling. However, with not cuts, we’re seeing probably no more than 10 minutes of actual grappling. On the one hand, this seems like a formula for disappointment, but it turns out, I love every minute of it, including (especially?) the sweat-soaked, gasping moments between falls when both hunks are trying to recharge from total exhaustion.

These hunks work their spectacular asses off!

It’s hard fought, serious-as-fuck grappling for the most part. Sure, they’re all smiles before they first lock up, but from there on out, it’s scrambling strength and speed as they work up bucket loads of sweat to control each other’s bodies. Dark Jr. repeatedly initiates, but over and over again, it’s Arturo who successfully counters, coming out on top and ready to take his pick of punishing holds to clamp down on the bearded beauty. The size difference is everything. Arturo muscles the boy around until he’s on top of him, and Dark Jr. keeps wearing himself out just trying to avoid getting crushed. Arturo gets the first tap out about a minute and a half in. And they both roll to their backs huffing like steam engines, sweat glistening, working on recovering from what was quite clearly an all out effort from them both.

Dark Jr. wants it; Arturo wants to give it to him

So I’m thinking this is going to be a straightforward shoot match, right up until they’re on their knees, about to start the second fall, and Dark Jr. asks Arturo to flex for him. Oh, fuck, yes. The big muscle man proudly pumps his double bicep, and it brings a delicious smile to Dark Jr.’s face. The bearded beauty initiates the action again with a sudden, playful punch to his opponent’s gut, but there’s no denying that Dark Jr. is impressed and hungry, and maybe just a little nervous.

Dark Jr. cannot handle this much muscleman on top of him

It’s Dark Jr. who keeps initiating offense, and I love that about him. As the action unfolds, it’s obvious he has every reason to be nervous. He’s getting outclassed and out-maneuvered at every point, but the randy little fucker cannot wait to do his damn best to tackle the hot muscle hunk who’s willing to put his muscles on display for him. But he goes down even faster in fall 2 than he did in the first fall. Arturo wraps him up in a small package and rolls him to his back, pinning his shoulders, just bearing down on him with all of that gorgeous muscle mass, until Dark Jr. taps out again.

Arturo climbs into the saddle

Then things get really interesting. While Dark Jr. is flat on his back, exhausted, Arturo rests his hand on the boy’s chest, feeling his pounding heartbeat for a few seconds. It’s intimate and the sexual tension suddenly spikes. I know it’s not just the sexual tension in my crotch spiking, because Arturo then slowly climbs on top of him and saddles into a schoolboy pin. He flexes his huge biceps, staring down at his helpless opponent, both of them knowing that Dark Jr. wants this, literally asked for it. Then Arturo slides forward, sandwiching Dark’s mouth way, way up his crotch. It’s hard to tell exactly what’s going on down there once Arturo leans forward, pinning the back of his opponent’s hands to floor. But Dark Jr. is not fighting this. He’s rubbing his face from side to side into the big, beautiful bulge resting on his chin. Then, slowly, Arturo reaches behind him and grabs Dark Jr.’s crotch, making him wince. But it’s an appreciative grab more than punishing. He massages him in hand. He strokes a hand up the sweaty side of Dark’s torso. Sweat is literally pouring off of Arturo’s nose as he leans over top of him, both of them breathing heavily long after recovering from the exertion of the fight.

Get in there nice and tight

It’s catch and release, and Arturo pretty much owns this boy at will. The one brief moment when it looks like Dark Jr. just might work up to a little upset is when Arturo is in his guard, and Dark Jr. snaps his hairy thighs tightly around the muscle hunk’s hips. He locks his ankles together right behind Arturo’s tailbone and suddenly squeezes. Arturo is right in the middle of trying to snag another controlling headlock, when he reverses course in an instant. He rears back, immediately trying to pry the punishing thighs apart. It’s a fucking bear trap, and his scissors do pretty much the only serious damage that Dark Jr. can seem to muster. Until all of that pouring sweat lubricates their bodies just too much, and Arturo slides out, leaving Dark Jr. wanting more.

Dark Jr. almost tames the beast

Before I talk about the end of the match, I have to mention the unexplained and somehow supercharge of the erotic feature of the silhouetted hunk watching from across the room. Who in the fuck is this guy, and where do I apply to take his job from him!?! He’s in bike shorts and nothing else. He can’t take his eyes off of the action, including those delicious, tense moment when Arturo climbs on top after a fall and demonstrates the possession he’s earned over his outmatched opponent. The voyeur’s face is shadowed by the bare window directly behind him, but you can see him smile brightly at moments. He likes what he’s seeing. Fuck me, I want to interview THAT guy!

I want to be THAT guy!!!

Okay, so let me wrap up on the formal review. Like I said, we’re talking about probably no more than about 10 minutes of actual grappling, so I’m describing a whole lot of it. But I can’t leave without appreciating the final fall. Dark Jr. keeps fucking initiating, and I’m eventually convinced he just seriously wants to grab hold of his opponent’s gorgeous muscles as soon as physically possible. He stops Arturo in his tracks again with those crushing scissors. Fuck, if he could just deploy those more strategically, I think he’d have a chance of taking a fall here or there against this muscle man. But rather than milk the pain of the bodyscissors, he tries to slide Arturo into face-to-crotch headscissors. It’s a gamble that doesn’t pay off, as the big man slips his sweat-lubricated, shaved head free and quickly spins on top of the boy. Suddenly, he snaps his huge (fucking HUGE), hairy thighs around Dark’s head and squeezes, pulling his trapped opponent’s face way up high between this upper thighs, forcing (?) Dark Jr. to stare up at that truly glorious ass. I’m pretty sure Dark Jr. like what he sees, but he can’t take the pressure crushing his skull for more than 2 seconds before tapping out on that meaty, muscled ass cheek.

If you’re going to lose, what a way to go!

Artutro takes a few seconds to catch his breath, again, sweat literally pouring off him as he stares down at his vanquished opponent. Then he takes his prize, climbing on top and planting that magnificent, muscled ass on Dark’s face. He leans forward, stretching out on top of him, massaging Dark’s Jr.’s crotch. Arturo’s face hovers inches from the loser’s crotch being manhandled firmly, but appreciatively, in his hands.

To the victor go the spoils

You can get this video from HunkWrestling.com for 9.99 Euros, which at today’s conversion rate, looks like about $12.25 American. You’ve got to love this genre. This isn’t pro wrestling. It’s just all out grappling between two g-g-gorgeous hunks, with what has every appearance to be genuine, spontaneous muscle worship and erotic pleasure as the victor’s prize. I’d love to see both of these gorgeous men in action again, but seriously, someone please get me in touch with the silent, studying, happy voyeur who was watching all 15 minutes of this pairing with such pleasure!

The best seats in the house!

Vive la Révolution!

Wrestling Upper Crust: Damien Rush

Damien Rush is one of those wrestlers I love to hate. I fucking hate that guy with a passion. I once told the behind-the-scenes studs at BG East that I wouldn’t write their website match descriptions for Damien’s matches any longer, because my head would explode if I heard him growl the phrase “alpha dog” just one more time. Of course, I think my embargo lasted no more than 2 or 3 catalogs, before I saw him impeccably paired with some sensational favorite of mine, and I was irresistibly drawn to discover if my pick would plow Damien under like he deserves.

The best wrestling body money can buy

Fuck, I hate that guy. It may be my proletariat roots, separated as I am by no more than a generation from coal miners and steel workers who would have sooner pissed on daddy’s-little-richboy Damien than given him the time of day. He’s so fucking over the top with his 1% pedigree and his “best training money can buy.” He’s got nutritionists and personal trainers and wrestling coaches, and he climbs into the ring with hard working hunks who’ve earned every ounce of opportunity that Damien has been spoon fed from the cradle. Fuck, I hate that guy.

And then the pecs bounce…

He’s in rare form when he climbs into the ring against Austin Cooper in Forced to Flex 3. By rare form, I mean he’s impossibly buff, draped with luxurious muscle, thick head of coiffed hair, periwinkle briefs sown around his wasp-thin waist and meaty glutes. I also mean he’s in rare form because he’s monologuing like a Batman villain, predicting his rising stock price launched that much higher on the back of the living legend, Austin Cooper. “Everyone knows Damien Rush is the best, the wealthiest, the most supreme wrestler in the ring.” Fuck, I HATE it when Damien refers to himself in the third person like a fucking 16th century monarch. Then he bounces his huge, hairy pecs, and I sort of despise myself for the involuntary response in my crotch.

Damien won’t even deign to compare muscles with Austin Cooper

I adore a forced-to-flex match, and there’s no way I could avert my eyes from the chance that it could be Damien so completely humiliated. This is Austin Cooper, after all. For those keeping tabs, this is Dr. Cooper, M.D. (master of destruction). Austin’s mild-mannered, babyface alter-ego could very well get crushed by the likes of dandy and diabolical Damien Rush, but when Dr. Cooper climbs into the ring, all bets are off. He demands to get the full tour of Damien’s bought-and-paid-for muscles, but Damien refuses to take orders from a member of the hoi polloi. “You don’t want to flex? I’m going to make you flex,” Austin predicts (and my crotch jumps to attention again).

Totally overpowering (damn it)

If I’m being entirely honest and frank (which, of course I am), Damien dwarfs Dr. Cooper, which is a seriously fucking big deal. Austin is gorgeous and thickly muscled and every inch the goldenboy he always is, but no shit, Damien is noticeably bigger. His biceps are about as big around as Austin’s head. His hairy pecs, shockingly, put Austin’s lovely chest in second place. It’s irritatingly child’s play for the blueblood to easily dominate an opening test of strength. “Yeah,” Damien scoffs, bearing down and threatening to snap Austin’s wrists, “I don’t think I’m going to need to flex any of these muscles.”

Austin goes for a ride

I’m livid when Damien throws Austin to the mat like yesterday’s trash. I’m literally yelling at the screen furiously when Austin bounces off the mat like the pro he is, only to be nearly decapitated with a vicious clothesline. Holy shit, those 20″ biceps on Damien can do some serious damage! Like fucking child’s play, he hoists Cooper up across one shoulder, holds him there like a boss, and then slams him to his back, brutally. It’s like the 2016 election night nightmare all over again, as I watch the Park Avenue loudmouth latch on a totally dominating full nelson and wring Austin out like a wet washcloth. Austin grunts. He flexes his gorgeous muscles, his face screwed up in concentration. And then Damien literally laughs at the goldenboy’s total impotence. Fuck! Is this the match that pushes that fucking arrogant prick into legitimate contention!?

“Damn right, you obey Austin Cooper!”

I won’t spoil every moment of the match, but I will say that my initial adrenaline pump of rage turns into a sustained adrenaline pump of lust as the wheels start to come off of Damien’s Aston Martin. Dr. Cooper nearly rips the hairy hunk in half at the groin until Damien obediently flexes his gargantuan biceps on command. “That’s damn right, you obey Austin Cooper!” Austin works up a head of steam, fucking up the richboy’s right knee in a figure-4 leglock, until Damien sucks on the humiliation of flexing his peaks again, as ordered. “You don’t have to do this,” Damien begs like the cream puff he genuinely is underneath all of that hired muscle. And, of course, Austin doesn’t have to do this, which just makes it that much more delightful to watch him do it, nonetheless, and with so much passion. “Look at me,” Dr. Cooper orders when Damien is literally hiding his face in his hands to cover his shame. “I want to see your pain-face!” Me. Fucking. Too!

Holy fuck, this is art!

An enticing plot development is just how much Dr. Cooper appreciates Damien’s undeniably stunning body. He takes a special interest in the magnificently wide lats on the blueblood prince. In a picture-perfect kneeling surfboard, Austin is ripping him apart at those hugely bulging shoulders, when he transitions to digging his claws into Damien’s lats and prying him backward by the flaring back muscles. I don’t think I’ve ever quite seen something like this move before, and it’s compelling at shit. Damien screams like a wounded animal, which certainly makes sense. “Where did you get those lats?” Austin asks with genuine wonder in his voice. “How much did those cost?” Damien can’t answer. He just screams, which sort of pisses me off, because I was genuinely hoping to hear him quote the hundreds of thousands of dollars he’s invested in his physique-staff. “You gotta talk to the Wright brothers,” Austin chuckles, ripping the muscle from the bone. “You just might be able to fly with these things!” It’s taunting and that much more humiliating that he’s delivering these compliments even as he’s making the Park Avenue beast weep and beg. But I am honestly super turned on just hearing Austin acknowledging just how hugely muscled his prey is. He drags Damien up and literally hoists him off his feet by the lat claws (fuck!!!). He parades the man-baby around the ring screaming and pleading, “Please, please, pleeeeease! I give!” BG East ought to bottle those tears and sell them as champagne. Ship me a couple of cases!

Austin molds Damien’s muscles like clay, twisting him up in a sensationally nasty abdominal stretch. “Flex your quads,” Austin barks. “Hit ’em! I want you to flex them so hard you get a muscle cramp.” Damien is carved and served up like leftover turkey, so he has no choice. He flexes those thick, hairy, sweaty quads, and I can’t help myself but ache with a desire to lick his quivering, inner thighs. When Austin throws him down and shoves his own beautiful, bronzed legs in Damien’s face, the pampered powerhouse stares at the naked truth that his yes-men are too afraid to tell him: Austin’s quads are objectively superior. “Have you ever even seen real quads?” Austin sneers at him. “Look at that right there!”

Austin (and I) want Damien on his knees.

“Now, I want you to get on your knees,” Austin explains (channeling my fantasy), “and tell me how sorry you are. Beg me to let you out of my ring.” Fuck, yes. All of that. But the beaten rich boy digs deep into his heritage and cheats. Viciously, he wracks Austin’s balls. It’s not like I’m surprised, but I still have to bark my frustration out loud at the screen. “Did you have fun torturing my legs, my abs, my back?” he asks. “Well, you failed to pay attention to my chest!” He scoops Coop up into a stunningly sexy bearhug. He parades the goldenboy around the ring helplessly, pounding him into the corners, shaking him like a rag doll.

But just when I think my dreams of seeing Dr. Cooper totally humble the rich boy are about to be dashed, Damien cannot help himself but monologue and flex when he should be sealing the deal. Fuck, the unrestrained hubris on this prick! Austin brings Damien’s momentum to a screeching halt with a knee to the gut. “You told me I forgot something, huh?” Austin says, catching his breath, dragging his gasping opponent up to his feet. Again, in a sweet innovation, Dr. Cooper slides in nice and close from behind, reaches underneath Damien’s huge arms. It’s like he’s about to go for a full nelson, but instead, he digs his claws into the blueblood’s huge, hairy pecs. Fuck me, that is a sexy, sexy position! Damien weeps like a man-baby again, as he’s lifted off his feet by the pec claws. “Flex your traps!” Coop orders. True enough, Damien possesses superhuman, gargantuan, hairy traps. “Hit your traps! You’re going to regret it if you don’t!” Damien sobs just a little, but he obeys.

“Flex your traps, or you’re going to regret it!”

There’s more in store for Damien-fucking-Rush, and I’m here for every second of it. The Park Avenue prince begs and cries. He obediently flexes the muscles that his opponent calls out, as he pleads for the mercy that you know full well he would never grant in return. Not that it’s an issue as Dr. Cooper wears him the fuck out. He’s been so successfully broken and terrorized, that he starts flexing for his opponent’s pleasure as soon as Coop slaps him into a dragon sleeper. Austin just laughs. “Hit all the flexes you want, but at the end of the day, you’re going night-night.” Damien whimpers. He begs. He quivers. “Say, ‘Austin Cooper is the greatest.'” The one-percenter’s voice is muffled, deep up Austin’s underarm, but he croaks out, “Austin Cooper is the greatest!”

“Austin Cooper… is… the greatest!”

Fuck, I LOVE watching Damien Rush get humiliated! The only thing that would make this moment better would have been having Damien’s rich-prick daddy and his entourage of personal trainers, wrestling coaches, and assorted ass-kissers at ringside, watching him suffer, beg, and get owned entirely.

Like I’ve said repeatedly, I hate Damien Rush with a passion that speaks to what a brilliantly compelling character he is in the ring. He wins just often enough to keep my outrage alive, but it’s a moment like this reckoning at the hands of Austin Cooper that seriously fuels my homoerotic wresting fantasies. In real life, Damien may be a total mensch. For all I know, he volunteers at his local homeless shelter and fosters rescue dogs. But in the ring, he’s an incredibly hot, hunky, brash, annoying. offensively over-inflated cocky asshole who leaves me aching for the opportunity to climb into the ring after Austin has left him out cold in a pool of his own sweat and tears, to work out some of my own frustrations with the vicissitudes and inhumanity of the worst injustices of unchecked capitalism.

My turn, you 1% mother fucker!

Just the Beginning

I love that moment when everything is possible, when there’s nothing but that intoxicating mix of potential and anticipation. Before wrestlers have spoken a word to each other, much less laid a hand on each other, there’s that moment when they’re checking each other out. They’re weighing their chances, perhaps picturing how they hope the match will play out, irresistibly considering the potential peril that lies ahead for them. For that brief moment, there are two stories being written, documenting the path to victory for both ambitious hunks. No one knows yet which story will be willed into existence. They can’t help but size each other up, comparing physiques, and gauging aptitude for speed and strength. Perhaps they can’t help but savor the anticipation of the taste of victory, taking a shot of adrenaline from just imagining controlling this opponent, taking possession of his body, doing absolutely whatever he wants if he beats this muscled adversary into submission.

Beginnings can be sexy. I hope for all of that and more for homoerotic wrestling fans at this dawn of a new year.

Cody Blayde sizes up Ethan Axel Andrews in Ringwars 33
Chace LaChance likes his chances against Zach Reno to start Ringwars 34
Ace Aarons pictures what he’ll do once he’s won the prize of Carson Crawford’s body in Sexy Showdown 11
Private Atwell is excited to see what Sarge has in mind for their private training session in Wrestleshack 26
Brad Barnes wonders how much punishment Kip Sorell is about to subject him to with his gorgeously muscled legs in Science of Scissors 2
Big, bad boys Toney Rico and Kayden Keller muse over who’s bigger, and who’s badder at the start of Demolition 30: Sexy Destruction
Austin Cooper and Damien Rush are both absolutely certain they’re about to make each other their bitch in Forced to Flex 3
Cai Li likes his chances against notorious underachiever Kenny Starr at the start of Backyard Brawls 13

Cock of the Walk

Cock of the Walk

by Bard


A black stretch limo pulled up to the red carpet. Camera flashes lit up the early evening in anticipation of the door opening. A tuxedo-ed valet stood by the back door, waiting. At some invisible signal, he reached for the door handle and opened the back door of the limo, quickly stepping to the side to give the industry paparazzi an unobstructed view.

Paulo Villa climbed out of the back seat. The devastatingly handsome Brazilian wore an impeccably tailored black tuxedo. At 6’3” tall, the bronze hunk had jet-black hair and dark brown eyes. He looked up and smiled toward the crowd behind the ropes lining the red carpet. The camera flashes were momentarily blinding. Flashing his signature dimples and batting his thick eyelashes, Paulo paused with his hand on the top of the limo door, momentarily blocking the view of the interior.

After giving the paparazzi their first shots, Paolo turned toward the limo and reached inside. Stepping backward, he held the hand of his benefactor, internet start-up billionaire and porn producer, Jonah Obasanjo. Obasanjo wore a black tuxedo with a gold cummerbund, his crisp white shirt collar contrasting sharply with his dark black skin. He climbed out of the limo and stepped onto the red carpet as the cameras flashed. With lips pursed in confident determination, he shoved Paolo’s hand in the air, inspiring a round of applause from the fans mixed in amid the paparazzi.

The two strolled hand-in-hand up the red carpet, smiling for the cameras and shaking desperate hands stretched across the ropes. The porn industry paparazzi barked and shouted to get the two men to look their way. The celebrities ignored the questions peppering them from behind the ropes and walked directly to the lean, blond hunk standing with a microphone and a camera crew halfway up the red carpet.

Brad Ender was a former porn star turned correspondent for the Gay Porn Network. He’d enjoyed only modest success in the industry until he made the switch to industry journalist. Interviewing the players, Brad grew famous for asking the impolitic questions that the fans wanted to know most about.

Brad rested his left hand gently behind Paolo’s lower back as he positioned the two men for the best camera angle. “Jonah,” Brad began the red carpet interview, “what do you think Paolo’s chances are against his opponent tonight?”

Obasanjo sneered and rolled his eyes. The 5’6” billionaire was dwarfed beside the two towering porn stars. The lean, square-jawed porn producer lifted Paolo’s hand in the air again. “It is a perfect certainty that Paolo will be victorious tonight!” Paolo’s fans behind the ropes roared and applauded.

When the rumble died down, Brad continued, “What do you think about Slater’s undefeated record, Paolo? Have you studied his past performances in preparation for tonight?”

Paolo glanced down at Obasanjo briefly before turning to speak into Brad’s microphone. “I never watch my challengers,” he said, his dimples deepening as he smiled and winked at Brad. “But I’ve seen this undefeated record that you speak of.” Paolo paused to chuckle before concluding, “He’s faced nothing but cream puffs. I’ve crushed everyone of his opponents, and I’ll crush him as well.”

“But are you at all intimidated by his 9 inch cock? That’s about 2 inches bigger than you, right?” Brad’s insolence was met with boos from Paolo’s fans.

Obasanjo grabbed the microphone out of Brad’s hand angrily. “Paolo is over eight inches, and he’s by far thicker than Slater! I can promise you one thing, Slater’s ass is puckered in fear as we speak!” Brad reached out to take his microphone back, but Obasanjo yanked it away again. “And one more thing I promise you, we’re going to DP that virgin ass on behalf of everyone who’s been waiting to watch the arrogant bastard be beaten!”

Obasanjo threw the microphone to the carpet, and they strode up the red carpet soaking in the roaring adoration of the crowd.

Brad quickly retrieved the microphone and spoke into the camera. “Well, my friends, that’s one bold prediction from Jonah Obasanjo. His confidence in Paolo Villa knows no bounds, despite Vegas odds makers making Slater a 3-to-1 favorite tonight.” Brad went silent as the crowd roared again. “And speak of the devil, I believe the 3-to-1 favorite is pulling up right now.”

A fire red Maserati screeched to a halt at the end of the red carpet as a storm of flash bulbs went off. Stepping out of the driver’s seat, the hot young porn phenom Slater buttoned his white tuxedo coat as he stepped around the front of the car. Slater waved briefly at the fans behind the ropes before turning his attention to the passenger door. Opening the door, he stepped back as his benefactor, Reuben Selig, climbed out. 5’8” Reuben stood a full 8 inches shorter than 20 year old, dark brown-skinned Slater. The porn star’s massive biceps stretched the seams of his tuxedo coat as Reuben hooked his elbow around Slater’s arm. The two began walking the gauntlet arm-in-arm as the flash bulbs peppered them from beyond the ropes lining of the red carpet.

When they reached Brad Ender, they came to a halt for the obligatory red carpet interview. “Reuben,” Brad began, “tell us how you’ve trained Slater for his challenge tonight.”

Reuben leaned toward the microphone. “Strength and cardio,” he replied. “You’re going to see that underneath these clothes is the hardest, strongest Slater yet. And he’s got the endurance to go the distance. His opponent tonight is past his prime, I’m afraid, whereas my man here is at his physical peak.” On cue, Slater lifted his arms and flexed his bulging biceps, making the seams of his tuxedo coat split open instantly.

“Sounds like we’ve got something to look forward to,” Brad said into the camera. “Slater, as you probably know, your opponent tonight has an impressive record, but he has two marks in his loss column. Did you study Paolo Villa’s past losses, and did that inform your strategy going into tonight?”

Slater lowered his arms and spoke into the microphone. “Sure thing, Brad,” he said, his bright, white teeth flashing a disarming smile. “I’ve watched the footage. I know where this chump’s weaknesses lie. And tonight, I’m going to exploit every one of his weaknesses. And then I’m going to exploit his tired ass. And then I’m going to exploit him over, and over,” Slater grabbed his crotch, “and over again until he’s got my cum coming out his ears!”

As Reuben and Slater turned and walked up the red carpet, Brad turned to the camera and smiled. “Well, there you have it, fans. It sounds like fierce, young Slater has done his homework and is planning on outlasting his veteran opponent. Paolo, on the other hand, claims to have never seen any of the matches in Slater’s meteoric rise through the ranks in the past 8 months. However, Jonah Obasanjo’s bold prediction makes me suspect that the dimple-face 28 year old may have done more preparation for this match-up than he’s letting on. Tonight we’ll find out if this match will be a passing of the torch from a veteran superstar to the next generation, or if experience and cunning are sufficient to bring to heel youth and power.”

Inside, it was an intimate arena with stadium seating for no more than about 400 spectators. The anonymous exterior in the warehouse district disguised a plush interior. State of the art lighting and sound equipment made every move and grunt inside the wrestling ring in the center of the arena crystal clear for the live audience and the pay-per-view audience at home. The “Cock of the Walk” bouts were the most exclusive tickets in gay porn. The live audience was typically populated primarily by only the wealthiest porn producers, their most prized stallions, and their entourages. It was almost entirely a black-tie affair, though the wealthiest and most powerful producers could be spotted by their more casual attire.

It was a restless, highly charged crowd tonight. There were no title belts or champions. The Cock of the Walk was whoever came out victorious on any given night. However, Paolo had an astonishing string of victories over his 6-year career, blemished by only two losses early on. He’d been the stud to beat for quite a while, but it could hardly go unnoticed that his victories were ever increasingly hard fought. It was probably a combination of the rise in quality of the competition and in the physical toll that the sport had taken on Paolo’s divine body over the years. The odds makers had been predicting a loss for him for his past four matches. He’d beaten the odds every time, but the margin of victory was narrowing.

Slater came roaring onto the scene and appeared to have the potential to be the silver bullet to finally take Paolo down. He was one of the biggest competitors to appear in Cock of the Walk, both in his overall physique and in the size of his fire hose of a cock. Since his debut eight months earlier, Slater had been on a terror, fighting an astonishing fifteen matches and coming out on top in every single one. Whereas Paolo’s momentum seemed to be waning, Slater appeared to be conquering each new opponent with greater ease. His last match nearly caused a riot when the young phenom made his completely outmatched opponent submit in under five minutes. Slater won over the disgruntled crowed, however, by treating them to an astonishing hour and a half fuck fest, aided enthusiastically by his cornerman and producer, Reuben.

The tension and excitement in the arena was palpable as the minutes ticked by. When Brad Ender strode up the aisle and slipped under the bottom ring rope to make the ring announcements, the roar of the crowd was deafening.

When the decibels dropped sufficiently, Brad shouted into his microphone. “Gentlemen at home,” Brad winked into the camera perched on the shoulder of a tech who had climbed up to the ring apron for the close up. “…And gentlemen here in the arena tonight, welcome to another epic battle for bragging rights and the title to be tonight’s… COCK OF THE WALK!” Again, the roar and applause drowned out any possibility of Brad continuing. Over a half a minute later, he was able to shout over top of the excited buzz. “Introducing our first competitor tonight, fighting out of the blue corner to my left…” Brad continued. “He’s undefeated and 15-and-0 in Cock of the Walk competition at the tender age of 20!” The stands stomped and roared again, drowning out Brad yet again. “Standing 6’4” tall, with a 9-inch uncut cock, and weighing in tonight at 235 pounds of ripped muscle, being led to the ring by his cornerman, Reuben Selig… the next generation superstar… SLATER!” 

A spotlight popped on, illuminating a momentarily empty aisle between the stands. As the crowd stomped in rhythm, Reuben’s face suddenly appeared, provoking a renewed roar from the crowd. Reuben still wore his tuxedo as he led Slater, whose hands rested on his benefactor’s shoulders from behind, up the aisle toward the ring. As they reached ringside, Reuben climbed up to the ring apron and sat on the middle rope, assisting his fighter into the ring. Slater looked superhuman. His brown skin was flawless, stretched over his gargantuan physique that would make most competitive bodybuilders quake. He wore skimpy, metallic gold bikini trunks. The trunks weren’t technically a thong, but the fabric disappeared halfway down his ass crack, his massive, powerful glutes far too big to be contained in the minuscule fabric. His golden pouch appeared custom tailored to just barely contain the python hanging down between his legs, already over 6 inches and still flaccid. The mass of braids atop his head were pulled back by a rubber band. Otherwise, his body was shaved smooth, like a polished granite statue.

Rueben climbed up to the middle turnbuckle as Slater backed up into the blue corner. His cornerman reached around his thick neck to massage Slater’s bulging pecs. Reuben shouted instructions into his ear over the din of the crowd, absent-mindedly pinching his man’s tight, brown nipples.

“And his opponent tonight hardly needs an introduction!” Brad continued. “Fighting out of the red corner to my right, with a record of 32 victories and 2 defeats, 28 years old and standing 6’3” tall, sporting an 8 inch cut cock, and weighing in tonight at 206 pounds… led to the ring by his cornerman, Jonah Obasanjo… the man with more Cock of the Walk wins than any other superstar… PAOLO VILLA!”

The impassioned roar of the crowd was every bit as ear piercing for Paolo as it had been for Slater. As Jonah led his man up the aisle, arms stretched down from the stands toward the pornstar legend jogging slowly toward the ring. As they arrived, Jonah climbed up to the ring apron first and sat across the middle rope, holding it for his fighter to climb inside. Once both men had stepped inside the ring, Jonah grabbed Paolo’s right wrist and thrust it overhead as the crowd stomped and screamed.

Paolo wore the same black g-string that he’d worn for every one of his 34 Cock of the Walk matches… well, the same style of g-string, since almost every match concluded with both fighters’ gear in shreds. Paolo was a vision of beauty. He wasn’t quite as ripped in muscle as his superhuman opponent, but he had the classic size and proportions of a gay porn star muscle beast. The perfect round globes of his bubble butt were the same bronze color of every inch of the all-over-tan hunk. His legs were thick and powerful, his waist narrow, and his abdominal muscles, while not as crystal cut as Slater’s were, nevertheless rippled across the slight bulge of his lower torso. His thick, round pecs bounced vigorously as he bobbed up and down on the balls of his feet in the ring.

Jonah held Paolo’s head in his hands, pulling his face downward to shout fiercely at him as the crowd slowly began to quiet. Paolo continued to bob lightly on the balls of his feet as he stared fixedly down into his benefactor’s eyes. The crowd gasped when Jonah concluded his instructions with a sharp slap across Paolo’s right cheek. Paolo licked his lips and nodded once.

Brad called both porn stars and their cornermen to the center of the ring. The crowd quieted to listen to the instructions as the referee, in his black trousers and black and white striped shirt, slid into the ring and joined the congregation in the center. “Gentlemen,” the referee said, “you’ve all been here before, so let me just remind you of the rules. This is a one-fall match. The victory goes to the man who secures the first submission or knockout inside the ring. Any outside interference will result in an immediate disqualification. The winner gets to take the loser in body and soul for as long as he’d like, but all the action stays inside the ring. And at that point,” the referee paused for effect, “outside interference is strongly encouraged.” Laughter and shouts of encouragement rippled through the stands. “Return to your corners and wait for the bell,” the ref concluded.

The fighters retreated to their respective corners as their cornermen slipped outside the ropes and took up position behind the turnbuckles. Reuben whispered feverishly into Slater’s ear as they both kept their eyes riveted on Paolo in the opposite corner. Paolo’s eyes drooped in relaxation as Jonah dug his fingers deeply into the hunk’s knotted neck and shoulders. When the bell rang, Reuben slapped Slater’s ass and Jonah pounded his fist sharply into the middle of Paolo’s upper back as both men came circling clockwise out of their respective corners.

The noise of the crowd lulled to a hush as they listed to the amplified sounds of the action play across the loudspeakers. The referee remained out of the way as the two big, powerful men strode barefoot around the perimeter of the ring. The noise of the springs squeaking underneath the ring signaled each footstep. The shuffle of feet and squeaks of the springs quickened as they spiraled inward toward the center of the ring and locked up by collar-and-elbow.

With a loud grunt, Slater spread his legs wide and slapped his right arm around Paolo’s head before the 28 year-old could defend himself. Slater pried his opponent’s head downward, crushing it between his forearm and ribcage as the big muscle brute’s pecs and biceps flexed rock hard. Slater’s jaw dropped open and his tongue traced back and forth, over and over, across his lower lip in concentration. Paolo wrapped his arms around his opponent’s narrow waist and tried to pull him off balance, but the broad stance of the black stud was immovable.

“I feel sort of sad,” Slater grumbled. His voice was in a conversational tone, but the sound equipment embedded everywhere at ringside amplified his words clearly for the audience. “It’s bittersweet, watching the end of an era.”

He twisted his torso, driving his hip upward into Paolo’s side. Paolo was easily lifted off his feet. He flipped over his opponent’s hip and landed with a crash on his back, with Slater’s arm still crushing his head.

Slater sat on the mat, prying his opponent’s neck upward as he applied concentrated pressure on Paolo’s skull. Paolo slowly pulled his knees underneath him and rose to a kneeling position. Slater rose up to his knees to maintain steady pressure, his tongue sliding distractedly across his lower lip again. With a grunt, Paolo pulled himself up to one foot, and then booth feet, crouching low in his opponent’s control. Again, Slater countered by climbing to his feet and maintaining position over top of the captured head under his control.

Slater squeezed and twisted his upper body, grinding his forearm into Paolo’s temple and cranking on the Brazilian’s neck. Paolo laced his fingers together, his arms wrapped around his opponent’s waist. With a grunt, he tried to pull Slater off his feet in a bearhug, but the bigger, younger man lunged his long, sculpted legs wider, staying on his feet. With a quick grunt, Slater twisted his torso again, pulling his opponent off his feet and hip tossing him to his back again. A half a second later, the black superhunk knelt on his right knee, shoving his left knee high between Paolo’s shoulder blades as he pried the Brazilian stud’s muscled arms backward.

“Too easy, baby,” Slater muttered. “Too easy.”

“Snap those arms off!” Reuben barked from the corner.

Slater reached forward, momentarily reducing the pressure on his opponent’s shoulders before yanking backward, stretching Paolo so far that the backs of his hands nearly met behind him. An almost frightened gasp slipped out of Paolo’s gaping mouth as his broad, thick pecs quivered in the dangerously extreme stretch.

“Oh, baby,” Slater said. “What you got, baby boy? You’re already thinking about giving up, aren’t you?” Slater leaned his torso backward, bending Paolo backward around his knee. “This is going to be the fastest submission in history!”

The ref knelt on one knee in front of Paolo and barked in his face, “Do you give up!?”

Paolo shook his head defiantly. “No!” His abdomen pumped as he breathed through the pain. Flat on his ass, his legs bent loosely in front of him, the Brazilian bit his lower lip as his opponent pried his shoulders backward dangerously. Desperately, Paolo pulled his feet underneath him, momentarily tweaking his strained shoulders in order to draw himself up into a crouch. The shift made Slater have to readjust his grip on Paolo’s wrists. In the briefest instant of Slater’s grip adjustment, Paolo yanked hard on his arms, managing to pop his right arm free.

Slater momentarily tried to recapture the freed arm, but as Paolo twisted away and turned to face him, the black superhunk let go of his opponent’s left wrist and stepped away. “You can have that one on me,” Slater chuckled, immediately circling to the right. Paolo massaged his huge right shoulder and circled away, keeping a healthy distance between him and his opponent. The referee again retreated to a corner to give the wrestlers the run of the ring.

Again, the two wrestlers slowly spiraled into the middle of the ring and crashed together, grabbing at each other’s necks and arms. Both wrestlers leaned in, using their weight and powerful muscles in a titanic shoving match. Paolo lunged low, using his powerful thighs to press his opponent backward. Slater braced his right leg behind him, but relied primarily on his upper body strength to match his opponent. Their massive physiques remained locked in a stalemate for over half a minute. The springs beneath the ring squeaked with each shuffling step as they struggled to maintain position. Slater growled as the battle of inches stretched toward a full minute. With a roar, Slater shoved Paolo off balance, lifting the Brazilian briefly off his feet and flinging him to his ass.

Paolo looked up at his massive opponent, startled, even as the young phenom followed swiftly with a heel stomp onto the Brazilian’s massive right thigh. Paolo bounced up to his left knee defensively, rubbing his right leg. His hands were raised in front of him to fend away a further attack, but Slater turned his back in contempt and walked slowly across the ring. Turning to face his opponent, Slater leaned his lower back against the top ring rope. Folding his huge arms in front of him, Slater’s mountainous pecs shimmered with a sheen of sweat reflecting the overhead lights.

“Too easy,” Slater sneered. “You’re just too slow, too weak, boy.”

Jonah urged his wrestler on. “Shake it off, Paolo! You’ve got this.”

Paolo climbed to his feet, and Slater pushed himself away from the ropes. They began circling the ring again, the referee remaining unobtrusive in a neutral corner. As they approached one another in the center of the ring for the third time, Slater’s right arm shot forward like lightening to snag his opponent’s head once again. Paolo ducked backward just in time, lunging low and driving his right shoulder into his opponent’s hip and wrapping his arms around Slater’s waist. With a grunt, he stood up straight, lifting the huge black stud off his feet and driving him backward. Slater crashed to his back with Paolo crunching down on top of him. The Brazilian superstar took advantage of his young opponent’s surprise to capture Slater’s right wrist. Sliding to Slater’s side, Paolo wrapped his tree trunk thighs around his opponent’s right arm. Lacing his ankles together, he pressed his right calf down hard across Slater’s throat while prying the captured arm backward, hyper-extending it dangerously.

Slater pounded his left fist into the mat in frustration. Paolo leaned backward, prying Slater’s hand backward, adding to the quivering tension on the captured arm. The young muscle beast cried out in pain, flexing his powerful arm to block the arm bar threatening to break him. It was strength pitted against strength. Paolo’s legendary legs squeezed like a vice around Slater’s mountainous arm.

“You talk too much,” Paolo snarled through gritted teeth.

They remained locked in a battle of endurance. Slater’s arm teetered on the edge of serious damage as he flexed and strained, thwarting Paolo’s armbar.

“Fight it!” Reuben demanded, propping his right foot on the bottom turnbuckle.

“Ahhhh!” Slater gasped in panic as Paolo pried his fingers backward a fraction farther.

“Submit to me!” Paolo demanded. The ref hovered nearby, watching carefully.

A rumbling growl began to grow deep in Slater’s chest. The superhunk flexed his captured arm harder. His lips curled, revealing his stark white, perfect teeth. A look of disbelief washed over Paolo’s face as Slater managed to straighten his wrist and bend his arm. The melon-sized brown bicep quivered as he strained.

Suddenly Paolo lost his grip on Slater’s wrist. The black stud’s strength and the quickly growing layer of sweat on both bodies permitted Slater to break free from the arm bar. Paolo still squeezed tightly with his powerful thighs scissored around the arm. Slater rolled up to his knees, forcing his opponent’s scissored legs to fold over top of him, pressing the Brazilian to his back. Paolo held on tightly to the arm with his legs, desperately trying to recaptured Slater’s wrist with his hands.

Slater clenched his left fist and punched fiercely into his opponent’s powerful left ass cheek. The blow made Paolo’s legs unclench for a fraction of a second, allowing Slater to quickly slide his arm partially free. Again, the young superhunk swung his fist like a sledgehammer into Paolo’s glute, and again the blow sent a shock through the Brazilian’s nerves. Slater yanked his arm completely free.

His arm hung limply at his side as Slater quickly backed away from his opponent, retreating to his corner. Reuben reached over the top rope and began massaging the traumatized limb furiously. “What the fuck was that!?” he snapped angrily at Slater.

“Bitch got lucky,” Slater snarled, watching Paolo climbing slowly his feet across the ring.

“Get back to the plan,” Reuben demanded, kneading his knuckles into Slater’s thick bicep.

Slater shrugged his arm away from his cornerman and strode away from the corner. “I’ve got this!” he snapped, his eyes remaining riveted on Paolo who began to circle toward him.

“You’re ass is going to pay for that, fucker!” Slater snarled at Paolo.

Paolo smiled silently. As they approached one another again to lock up, Paolo went directly for the injured arm. He grabbed Slater’s wrist with both hands. Twisting the arm counterclockwise, he swung his opponent’s arm overhead, prying Slater’s wrist, elbow and shoulder to the limits of tolerance. Slater’s left hand instinctively clutched protectively at his strained right shoulder as he bent forward in his opponent’s control. Pressing the extended arm downward, Paolo stepped over top of it, straddling the captured arm. Positioning the locked elbow pressed upward against the base of his scrotum, Paolo pulled upward on Slater’s wrist, hyper-extending the arm dangerously again. His golf ball sized testicles rested propped on top of his opponent’s corded forearm, stretching the black pouch.

Slater dropped his left knee to the mat and cried out in startled pain. His thickly muscled upper back glistened with sweat. Paolo leaned his shoulders backward, hyper-extending the captured arm farther. Slater’s next cry quivered in his throat, turning into a panicked whimper. “Submit to me!” Paolo shouted angrily.

In response, Slater grunted with pain as he lifted his knee off the mat. Twisting his torso, he squeezed his right arm clockwise a fraction of an inch. Paolo struggled to keep Slater’s joints locked in place, but the black muscle star twisted his arm another fraction of an inch. As his elbow twisted to the side, still squeezed damply between his opponent’s thick thighs, Slater flexed his bicep again. Shoving his shoulder into Paolo’s lower back, he bent his arm and pressed his legs upward, lifting his stunned opponent off his feet.

Slater teetered awkwardly for a couple of seconds. He hooked Paolo’s chin with his left hand, but the mass of his opponent shifted as he tried to balance the Brazilian across his shoulders. The black superhunk strained, struggling to straighten his legs with Paolo hanging across his back.

“DO IT!!!” Reuben screamed from the corner.

A long, strained grunt hissed from Slater’s nostrils as he clenched his jaw. Painfully slowly, he straightened his legs and stood up straight with his opponent’s powerful body stretched vulnerably backward across his shoulders.

“Yes, yes, yes!!!” Reuben shouted eagerly.

Sweat poured in streams down Slater’s brow as he bounced lightly on the balls of his feet, making Paolo grunt in pain. The black stud’s chest heaved as he sucked air desperately. Slowly, he shuffled his feet, turning until Paolo’s face was positioned facing Jonah across the ring. “What do you think about your boy now, Obi!” Slater growled breathlessly.

Jonah clenched his jaw, watching helplessly from the corner as his wrestler hung vulnerably in Slater’s control. Jonah had never before seen Paolo in such jeopardy.

With his right hand, Slater grabbed the elastic at the top of his opponent’s black pouch and yanked the fabric down, exposing Paolo’s beer can cock and pendulous balls. He squeezed the Brazilian’s testicles in the palm of his hand, making Paolo scream.

“Yes!” Slater hissed, the confident chuckle returning to his voice. “Yes sir!” he repeated, laughing. “Now who’s going to submit, baby?!”

“Break him!” Reuben screamed, climbing up to the middle turnbuckle and leaning eagerly into the ring. “Break him now!”

Slater dipped and straightened his legs several times, shaking his opponent fiercely. Paolo groaned long and low. “Oh baby,” Slater muttered. His cock bounced and extended, stretching his golden pouch excitedly in anticipation of victory. “I can feel it coming! You’re getting close now, aren’t you, baby?!”

Paolo continued to groan. His head bobbed up and down limply, his heavily lidded eyes blinking rapidly as he gazed uncomprehendingly at his cornerman. Slater squeezed his right hand harder, making his opponent’s body convulse involuntarily. “Let’s just milk the fight right out of you, baby,” Slater rumbled, kneading Paolo’s crushed testicles in his fingers. “You’re just about there, aren’t you?” His pulsing, 8 and a half inch cock swayed in its golden pouch, dangling at a 90 degree angle from his body. “I’ve been waiting to plow that gorgeous, golden ass of yours for the past 8 months, baby. I got into this business for this moment. I’ve trained for one thing and one thing only: to fuck your beautiful butt, Paolo!”

Slater’s divine body flexed from head to toe as he pulled downward on his opponent’s balls and chin. Trickles of sweat coursed down his rippled abdomen, adding to the growing crescent stain soaking the top of his trunks. Paolo’s body quaked with a silent sob. “There it is now, baby,” Slater whispered. “You’ve been waiting for this moment, too, haven’t you, baby?” His eyes fluttered closed as he grew silent. Finally, he growled ferociously, “Give it up!”

“Don’t!” Jonah cried from the corner. The referee hovered close, leaning his ear next to Paolo’s mouth to hear a gasped submission.

Paolo’s eyes snapped open wide. “No!” he shouted defiantly.

Slater’s eyes also snapped open in surprise. “What did you say to me!? Let’s just milk this baby some more,” he growled, crushing Paolo’s balls still harder. Paolo screamed again in agony. “There it is!” Slater insisted. “You’ve got nothing left in the tank now, baby. You can bring this to an end anytime now. And then I’m going to fill you right back up, baby. Now,” Slater paused, his eyes closing again, approaching ecstatic victory. “… give it up.”

Once again, the ref leaned in close, examining the Brazilian’s dripping face. Paolo sighed deeply. “Fuck you!” he cried.

Slater’s eyes snapped open once again and his jaw dropped open in shock. He had his opponent completely at his mercy, but still Paolo remained defiant. With a snort of disgust, he lifted his arms and released his hold on his opponent. Paolo rolled backward off of Slater’s shoulders and crashed to the mat, landing on his side.

Paolo’s mouth hung open dumbly, his lips pressed against the canvas as if making out with it. He clutched his testicles with both hands, curling his knees upward in the fetal position.

Slater turned and looked pleadingly at his corner. Reuben’s gaze shifted back and forth between his wrestler’s eyes and the sight of the stubbornly defiant Brazilian legend. Finally the cornerman shrugged. “Break something!” he demanded.

The frustrated young wrestler turned his attention back on his opponent. Bending forward, he grabbed a handful of wet, black hair and pried Paolo’s head upward. “Oh baby,” he muttered almost sadly, “you just don’t know when to quit.”

He pulled relentlessly on his opponent’s shock of hair until the nearly lifeless Brazilian dragged himself up to his knees. Slater towered over his kneeling opponent, holding him up by his hair. “Just give it up,” he snapped. The ref crouched low by Paolo’s side.

“No,” Paolo muttered, his eyes drooping almost closed as he swayed on his knees.

Slater squatted low and wrapped his long arms around his opponent’s torso. With a sustained grunt, he stood up straight, lifting Paolo into a crushing bearhug. The Brazilian gasped as the air was pressed out of his lungs. The black superhunk squeezed, gritting his teeth and growling. Paolo’s arms dangled limply at his side as he hung in his opponent’s crushing embrace.

“Do you think you’ll be ready to give it up if I break a rib or two?” Slater asked threateningly. He hoisted Paolo higher in his bearhug, grinding his clasped fists into the Brazilian’s lower back. His pornstar cock extended impressively between his opponent’s slack thighs. Paolo cried out. His head hung backward as his jaw gaped open.

“It’s all up to you, baby,” Slater muttered. “Anytime you want the pain to stop, just say so.” The ref circled behind Slater to watch the Brazilian’s face for any signal of submission.

Paolo’s eyes remained closed as he snapped defiantly, “Never!”

Slater’s mouth twisted into a cruel laugh. “We’ll just see about that, baby.” With his opponent still trapped in his embrace, the black stud suddenly sprinted toward his own corner. Reuben hopped off the turnbuckle and lifted his hands to show the ref that he wasn’t interfering with the action as Slater slammed Paolo into the top turnbuckle. He let go and stepped back, watching as his opponent slid weakly down, coming to a halt sitting on the bottom turnbuckle. Paolo clutched his ribcage and choked, gasping for air.

Slater cocked his head to the side and smiled. “Oh no, this is all wrong,” he said playfully. He stepped forward and squatted in front of his opponent. Reaching down between Paolo’s spread-eagled thighs, he grabbed the pouch of the Brazilian’s thong still hooked underneath his balls. With a quick jerk, he ripped the thong off.

“That just didn’t look right,” Slater mused, taking a deep sniff of the sweat soaked fabric. The smirk on his face faded as he angrily shoved the swatch of fabric and elastic into his opponent’s gaping mouth. “Taste that, baby?” he asked. “That’s the taste of fear. That’s the taste of defeat!” Paolo choked and gagged, finally spitting out his trunks. The ref bounced on the balls of his feet directly behind Slater to monitor the situation.

Slater slowly stood, grabbing Paolo’s right wrist and dragging the battered porn legend to his feet. Suddenly, the young phenom twisted his torso and lunged backward, flinging Paolo out of the corner and sending the Brazilian struggling to stay on his feet, sprinting across the ring. The ref dove out of the way just in time. Paolo turned just as he reached his own corner, landing with a bone-crunching crash into the turnbuckle. Jonah quickly rubbed Paolo’s shoulders and sharply slapped his wrestler’s cheeks to rouse him. The cornerman quickly backed away as Slater sprinted after his opponent. Lifting his elbow and pointing it his opponent’s throat, the black superhunk turned and leapt backward the last two steps.

Paolo suddenly twisted out of the corner, leaving his opponent to crash awkwardly into the turnbuckle and bounce backward, falling on his ass and sliding a couple of feet into the ring. The Brazilian fell back into his corner as Jonah quickly slapped his face again, frantically shouting encouragement into his ear.

Slater was stunned but barely winded. With fury, he climbed back to his feet, took two steps backward, and then charged into the corner again. This time he lunged low, aiming his shoulder into his opponent’s lower abdomen. In the last split second before impact, Paolo lifted his left knee. The black powerhouse crashed face first into the knee and then bounced backward again, landing on his ass. His nose was now bent to the right halfway up. Dark red blood poured from his right nostril.

Slater blacked out for a moment, still sitting up and leaning on his arms positioned behind him. Reuben screamed from the corner in a panic, but the young superstar couldn’t make out the words as his vision faded in and out. As he slipped back into consciousness, Slater didn’t know how much time had passed. He didn’t know where in the ring he was, or where his opponent was. But he knew that he was suddenly and unexpectedly in trouble.

The black superhunk’s slack grasp on consciousness lasted only about 10 seconds, but it was sufficient for a seasoned veteran like Paolo Villa to rally. Jonah barked instructions at him, slapping him in the face and upper back furiously to startle him back to clarity. Just as Slater’s vision was coming into focus again, Paolo dove on top of him, throwing him to his back. He drove two quick jabs into the stunned hunk’s already cracked nose, making the young black stud scream. Grabbing his long braids just above each temple, Paolo lifted his opponent’s head off the mat and then drove it back down, slamming the back of Slater’s head into the canvas. Again, he lifted it and slammed it down. Over and over, to a count of 10, he pounded the back of the black superhunk’s head into the mat, making Slater’s eyes roll into the back of his head.

Exhausted, but knowing full well not to pause for a moment, Paolo climbed to his feet. Grabbing hold of the shiny gold trunks around his opponent’s waist, he yanked them violently down Slater’s legs. Diving back on top of his opponent, he stretched the trunks around his opponent’s head, positioning the crotch squarely across Slater’s mouth. “I’m going to shut you up one way or another!” he shouted furiously into his face.

Paolo’s strength was returning in perfect proportion to his opponent’s fading consciousness. The Brazilian climbed to his feet and grabbed hold of the ponytail of braids hanging from his opponent’s head. Pulling so hard it made Slater cry from beneath the trunks stretched across his mouth, Paolo dragged the punch-drunk superhunk tottering and stumbling to his feet. Whipping him across the ring and into the ropes, Paolo lifted his knee and drove it hard into Slater’s lower abdomen as he came stumbling back to the center of the ring. Slater dropped like a sack of potatoes, clutching his gut as he fell to his knees and face, his muscled ass pointed at the ceiling.

Paolo indulged in just a couple of seconds to catch his breath before prying his opponent back off the mat by his ponytail again. He flung him into the ropes once again and again pounded his knee into Slater’s chiseled lower abdomen. The black superhunk dropped to his knees and face. His trunks still stretched like a mask across his mouth, and his massive black glutes pointed toward the ceiling vulnerably, once again.

“Get up! Get up!” Reuben screamed from his corner frantically, but his wrestler was barely able to open his eyelids, much less pull himself off the mat. The ref slid to his hands and knees in front of Slater, examining the wasted black stud carefully.

“Do you submit?!” the ref shouted. No response.

Paolo closed the distance between them. Standing directly behind his opponent, he grabbed the ponytail once again and pried Slater’s head off the mat. “Your fuck buddy wants you to get up,” Paolo snarled. “So let’s get you up!” Holding him by the hair, he circled around to stand in between Slater and the ref. Squatting low, Paolo hooked his right arm between his opponent’s legs while still holding him up by his hair with his left hand.

The crowd normally remained silent in order to hear what was happening in the ring, but an involuntary, collective gasp came from them as they watched Paolo squat low and heave the 235 pound beast up into his arms. He strained just a little to straighten his powerful legs, but he managed it. With his naked opponent cradled in his arms, Paolo turned and faced Reuben. With a sneer, he abruptly dropped his right knee to the mat, sending Slater’s lower back crashing down across his outstretched thigh.

Slater cried out in agony as he was folded backward across his opponent’s leg. Paolo pushed his opponent’s chin backward while balancing him across his thigh. With his free hand, he grabbed hold of the black stud’s massive balls and squeezed.

Slater’s cry rose an octave and became a screaming sob. “What was that you said?” Paolo asked rhetorically. “We have to milk the fight out of you?” He flexed his fist and twisted, crushing his opponent’s testicles in his merciless grip. The ref knelt next to Slater’s head, listening for any sign of submission.

The black superhunk screamed in agony but showed no signs of being ready to concede. Paolo punished him for nearly two minutes as the black stud squirmed on his leg. Finally, the Brazilian legend released his ball claw. Slater gasped and sobbed in agonized relief. Paolo gently stroked the palm of his hand across the damp, rippled abdomen of his opponent before slowly wrapping his palm around his opponent’s truly astonishing cock. It was limp again, but still stretched nearly seven inches. Paolo toyed with it, shaking it from the base as the end of Slater’s cock flopped from side to side in the palm of his opponent’s hand.

Suddenly, Paolo stood up, allowing Slater to roll off his leg and drop limply to the canvas. He glanced at Jonah briefly, but they exchanged no words. Just as Slater was beginning to pull his knees up to his chest defensively, Paolo grabbed his ponytail again and pried his upper body off the mat. He positioned Slater’s limp, right arm behind him and hooked the black superhunk’s neck with his left hand. Stepping his left foot in front of Slater’s left leg, Paolo lifted his opponent upward. Before Slater realized what was happening, the Brazilian reached down and grabbed his opponent’s right shin with his right hand and pried open Slater’s legs, lifting his right foot off the mat entirely and twisting the hard hunk’s armored core.

Slater gasped in agony. His 7 inch cock swung like a pendulum as he hung captured, spread eagled in Paolo’s control. He was running on empty, with nothing left but to scream.

“NO!” Reuben pounded his fists furiously into the top turnbuckle.

Slater screamed louder, his eyes shut tightly and his face screwed into a grimace.

“Don’t you do this!” Reuben screamed at his wrestler. “Don’t you do this TO ME!!!”

Slater’s scream sputtered and choked, becoming a low sob as he felt his crotch being ripped apart. The ref knelt directly in front of him, tilting his head to the side and watching the tears pouring from Slater’s closed eyes.

“Submit to me!” Paolo barked. Slater sobbed silently, biting his lower lip. Paolo shook him, making something in his opponent’s groin snap. “Submit to me now!” Paolo repeated.

The crowd leaned closer, listening along with the referee. “I give…” Slater finally muttered in a barely audible whisper.

“FUCK NO!!!” Rueben pounded his fists into the turnbuckle and shut his eyes in despair.

The ref signaled for the bell, which rang in victory as Paolo flung his opponent to the mat. He stumbled backward a step in exhaustion, but gained his footing as Jonah dove through the ropes into the ring and came to his side. As the ref pumped Paolo’s right arm into the air, Jonah did the same to Paolo’s left arm as the crowd erupted into a roar of approval for the naked gladiator standing over top of his vanquished challenger.

The ref and Jonah turned Paolo around to each side of the ring, signaling to the stomping, cheering crowd all around them the Brazilian’s victory. The crowd was still raging as the ref leaned in close to shout to Paolo over the din. “He’s all yours, buddy!”

As the ref slipped through the ropes and jumped from the ring apron, the crowd quickly quieted back down and returned to their seats. Jonah strode to their corner and removed his tuxedo jacket, hanging it across ring post. As he returned to his wrestler’s side, he tugged loose his bow tie and unbuttoned the top of his crisp white shirt.

Paolo’s chest continued to heave as he struggled to catch his breath. His hands were perched at his hips as he leaned forward slightly, the sweat streaming from his brow. Jonah stroked his wrestler’s broad, strong back gently as he recovered from his exertions. Finally, Paolo stood up straight and sighed. He reached his heavily muscled left arm around Jonah’s shoulder as his benefactor hooked his right arm around his wrestler’s narrow waist, resting his arm across the shelf of Paolo’s bubble butt.

The two stared briefly at Slater, lying motionless on his side. Jonah looked over his shoulder and turned Paolo to face Reuben, still perched despondently in the corner.

“Sooner or later,” Jonah said to him, “everybody loses.” A chuckle erupted from the crowd. “I’ll give it to you, though. You’re boy was well-trained.” Jonah reached up with his left hand, pulling Paolo’s face downward and locking his lips hungrily across the Brazilian’s full, damp mouth. Reuben watched with a resigned sneer as they kissed passionately.

Finally pulling their mouths apart, Jonah and Paolo both looked at the rival cornerman. “Turns out, mine is just better,” Jonah concluded with a smirk.

“Fuck you!” Reuben snapped angrily.

Jonah stroked Paolo’s sweaty ass absent-mindedly as he looked at Reuben. “I’ll tell you what,” Jonah replied. “If you want to come inside the ring and give up your ass, we’ll go easy on your stallion here.”

Reuben’s face flushed dark red. Slater’s eyes blinked open and he pulled himself up to his elbow to look over his shoulder at his benefactor. The three men in the ring watched Reuben silently considering his options, his mind churning almost visibly as he continued to blush. “Forget it,” he said and spat on the ring apron. “You aren’t going to touch me, fuckers!”

Jonah began unclasping the links from the front of his dress shirt, revealing his lean, slender ebony torso underneath. “It was just a thought,” Jonah shrugged. “Get him to his feet,” Jonah ordered Paolo.

Paolo bent forward and grabbed Slater’s ponytail and pried him off the mat once again. His golden trunks, still stretched across his mouth, were stained dark red from the copious blood that had poured down from his cracked nose. Slater didn’t protest. This was the sport. You lose, you get fucked.

As Jonah peeled his shirt off and tossed it into their corner, he ordered Paolo to remove the trunks and free Slater’s braids from the rubber band. When the blood soaked trunks were peeled off, the beaten black superhunk spat and coughed briefly. “You got lucky,” he snarled at Paolo, who still held him by a handful of braids.

Paolo glanced at his own cock, which immediately began to bob up and down, quickly swelling with excitement. “Your turn to get lucky now,” Paolo smiled malevolently.

“On his knees!” Jonah barked at Paolo. Paolo jabbed his right heel into the back of Slater’s right knee. The black stud dropped with a crash onto his knees. Jonah unbuttoned and unzipped his trousers, pulling free his dark brown, 5 inch cock. “So what do you think of your cornerman now, Slater?” Jonah asked shoving his cock into the kneeling muscleman’s face. Slater remained silent. “Taste your first taste of defeat, loser!”

Slater’s upper lip curled for a moment, but he obediently opened his mouth and began sucking on Jonah’s cock. Jonah bit his lower lip and looked down at him. Even with his cracked nose swollen and still oozing blood, the ripped, massive hunk was stunningly gorgeous. Jonah thrust his hips forward and backward as Paolo shoved Slater’s head forward and backward in time. Jonah’s swelling cock filled the porn star’s mouth quickly.

“All that muscle,” Jonah mused. “All that attitude.” He closed his eyes, enjoying the feel of Slater’s tongue massaging his cock. “And you still lost.”

Jonah opened his eyes and pulled his cock out of the defeated man’s mouth. “Why do you think that is?” Jonah asked. “You’re probably stronger than Paolo. You might even be a better fighter. So why did you lose?”

Jonah nodded to Paolo to drag Slater to his feet. Paolo obeyed, and he and his benefactor directed the beaten porn star back into the ring ropes. Paolo pulled the middle rope up and over Slater’s outstretched arms, locking them in place as the Brazilian stepped out onto the ring apron directly behind him.

Jonah stroked Slater’s powerful torso. He squeezed the wrestler’s huge pecs possessively, leaning his face in briefly to lap his tongue at one of the taut, brown nipples. “Why did you lose?” Jonah asked, stepping back.

“He got lucky!” Slater snarled.

“No!” Jonah snapped angrily. “That’s not it at all!” He nodded to Paolo, who then bent the captured hunk’s neck backward and straddled Slater’s face. The black stud’s face was shoved up, deeply wedged up Paolo’s stunningly gorgeous ass.

Jonah grabbed hold of Slater’s cock in both hands and began stroking its long length. The stunning member slowly began to swell back to life again, growing once again to its legendary 9 inches. Slater’s hips pivoted forward as his groans of pleasure where muffled beneath Paolo’s ass.

Jonah dropped to his knees between Slater’s open legs. He continued to stroke the beautiful, brown cock for a while longer before leaning in and sliding the head into his mouth hungrily. Slater’s hands grasped the ropes tightly as his muffled groans grew lower. Paolo reached across the ropes and slid the palm of his hand across his opponent’s sweaty chest.

Jonah sucked on the last 5 inches of the defeated man’s cock for several minutes, feeling the porn star’s head pulsing in the back of his throat. When he tasted pre-cum, Jonah leaned back, pulling the mammoth member from his mouth.

“What did he say in the match, Paolo?” Jonah asked, stroking the cock in both hands again.

“He wouldn’t shut up,” Paolo answered wryly. “Which do you mean?”

“He said he had to milk the submission out of you, didn’t he?” Jonah asked.

“He said he would milk the fight right out of me.”

“Mmmm…” Jonah murmured, squeezing the head of Slater’s cock tightly. The black superhunk grunted in pain. “What a provocative image!”

Jonah climbed to his feet and released the massive cock, which bounced and dangled heavily from Slater’s crotch. “To the corner,” Jonah barked. Paolo immediately climbed off Slater’s face, who quickly gasped in a lungful of air. The Brazilian released the top rope, still holding onto the long braids as he climbed back in the ring. Dragging his sluggish, resentful opponent across the ring, he shoved him back-first into the red corner. Slater grunted as his back crashed into the turnbuckle. He grasped the top ring ropes in his hands, his jaw clenched defiantly as he awaited whatever the sadistic victors had in mind.

“His legs on the ropes,” Jonah muttered to Paolo. Paolo grabbed Slater’s left leg as Jonah snagged his right leg. Simultaneously, they pried the stud’s feet off the mat and hooked his knees across the middle ring ropes on either side of the turnbuckle. Slater held onto the top rope, but he sunk a few inches with his legs suspended. His cock dangled like a grandfather clock between his spread-eagled legs.

“Milk the fight out of him,” Jonah ordered.

Paolo dropped to his knees in front of Slater and grabbed the massive hose hanging in front of him. Hand over hand, he began massaging the length of it. Slater gasped, his jaw dropping open silently as his cock pulsed in his conqueror’s hands. He looked down at Paolo’s massive body kneeling in front of him, stimulating him. Jonah grabbed his chin and jerked it to the side to look him in the eye.

“You didn’t lose because Paolo was lucky!” Jonah shouted in his face. More pre-cum came oozing out the end of Slater’s cock as Paolo continued milking it. “You lost because you thought you deserved to win!” Jonah shouted angrily. “You lost because you thought you were entitled to win!” Paolo began pumping harder and faster as he felt Slater’s cock stiffen suddenly. “You lost because you believed the hype that said you were unstoppable!” Jonah shouted, holding Slater’s chin as the hunk’s eyes rolled into the back of his head. Paolo paused just a moment, making Slater groan in anticipation, and then squeezed again on the massive meat. “You lost because you didn’t want it, you just thought you deserved it!” Jonah screamed, spit flying into Slater’s mashed up face.

Slater groaned as if in pain, and 2 seconds later a jet of cum came streaming out of his cock and shooting straight down to the canvas. Paolo continued to milk the stimulated organ hard, and another jet of milky cum splattered to the canvas below. Another several seconds of squeezing vigorously inspired another eruption of thick white fluid splashing to the floor. Slater’s chest heaved and quivered as Paolo continued pumping the palms of his hands down the long length of his captured cock, and finally a fourth, more modest shot of cum came dribbling out.

“Looks like I’ve just about milked the fight right out of him,” Paolo chuckled.

He released Slater’s cock and then slapped it with his right hand. Slater’s body convulsed in a spasm of shock that made Jonah laugh. “Take him into the center of the ring,” Jonah ordered.

Paolo unhooked Slater’s legs from the ropes and dragged the exhausted and spent porn star on his hand and knees into the middle of the ring. Jonah slid his trousers off and tossed them aside. He lay down on his back and stroked his own cock to life. Jonah stared lustfully at Paolo. “Flex for me,” he muttered eagerly.

The Brazilian legend flung Slater to the mat and turned to face his benefactor squarely. He knew what Jonah liked. He stroked his own massive cock erect for several seconds, the powerful organ swelling to its full eight inches and growing bigger around than Paolo’s fingers could reach. Once fully erect, he lifted his arms to his sides and flexed a double bicep pose. Jonah groaned with pleasure, his cock growing stiffer by the second. Paolo turned his back to him and placed his fists on top of his hips. He spread his massively thick lat muscles wide, displaying the stunning v-shape of this sculpted back, and then squeezed his famous glutes hard. Jonah gasped as he watched. Finally, Paolo turned slowly to face his benefactor once more. His massive cock pointed directly at Jonah’s face as the huge porn star stood at his feet. Grabbing his left wrist in his right hand, he flexed his shoulders and pecs, slowly turning side to side to display his stunning size and vascularity. Paolo’s face flushed red with the effort. Jonah groaned.

Dropping his hands to his sides, Paolo shook the slabs of muscle in his arms loosely. He looked down at Jonah, who continued to stare lustfully at him. Paolo smiled, his dimples framing his stunningly handsome face. Jonah groaned louder.

“Let’s do this!” Jonah commanded. Paolo immediately grabbed Slater by the braids again and directed him, crawling, on top of Jonah. Obediently, Slater positioned his hips on top of Jonah’s. Reaching behind him, he grabbed the billionaire’s erection in his right hand and positioned the head of the cock against his asshole. Slater teased himself with Jonah’s cock for a few seconds, sliding the cock spiraling over his hole. Then, like the pro he was, he slid Jonah’s cock inside of him and sat down on the slender man’s hips.

Slater pivoted his hips, grinding slowly in a circle with Jonah’s cock inside of him. Jonah groaned in time to the massive hunk’s gyrations. The two fucked for several minutes as Paolo watched on, stroking his cock and keeping it massive and hard.

“Now!” Jonah muttered, his eyes closed. Paolo immediately knelt down, straddling Jonah’s legs. He shoved Slater’s neck forward, forcing the black porn star to stretch out over top of Jonah, with the billionaire’s cock still thrusting inside him. Paolo positioned the huge head of his own cock at the back of Slater’s asshole. The black stud gasped, startled, as he felt his conqueror’s huge cock squeeze inside, competing for space with Jonah’s.

Slater cried out in pain as Paolo thrust his cock squeezing tightly against Jonah’s and stretching his rectum farther than it had ever had to stretch before. Paolo thrust his hips forward, and Slater’s gasp of pain was repeated with more than a note of ecstatic pleasure as Paolo’s huge cock thrust deep inside him. Paolo rested the palms of his hands around Slater’s narrow waist, pulling and pushing the loser’s hips in time with Paolo and Jonah’s synchronized thrusts.

Slater gasped as he felt Jonah cum inside him, followed quickly by Paolo. The three men’s bodies dripped with the smell of sweat and cum as Paolo’s hips slapped loudly against Slater’s muscled ass. Finally, exhausted and spent, Paolo pulled out. Slater pulled himself off of Jonah and fell to his side next to the billionaire.

“Fuck yes!” Jonah pounded the mat. “That was perfect!”

Paolo flashed his stunning dimples at his benefactor. “Now make him worship you, Paolo. Make him worship you like the god you are!”

Paolo licked his lips and winked at Jonah. He climbed off of his benefactor and crawled on his knees to kneel next to Slater. “Get up,” he commanded deeply. Slater didn’t respond. “Get up!” he repeated threateningly. Slater pulled himself up to one elbow.

“Look at me,” Paolo commanded. “Look at the body that destroyed you.” He flexed a most-muscular pose. “All that talk earlier,” Paolo chided. “What do you think of me now?”

Slater licked his lips and reached his right hand up to stroke Paolo’s mountainous chest. “What do you think now?” Paolo repeated, flexing his right bicep in front of Slater’s face. Slater cupped his right hand across the massive peak.

“I think…” Slater muttered, “I think maybe I was wrong.” He sat up and licked his tongue across the huge bulge of Paolo’s sculpted upper arm. Paolo pulled Slater’s face into the deep crevice between his pecs, feeling the beaten stud lick hungrily. Paolo lifted his arms and flexed a double bicep, allowing Slater’s tongue to roam across his body. The black stud sucked Paolo’s right nipple while playfully pinching the other with his left hand. Slater’s hands squeezed Paolo’s biceps as he lapped his tongue down his conqueror’s rippled abdomen. His fingertips slid down Paolo’s arms, down his sides, and then reached around his narrow waist to squeeze the Brazilian’s legendary ass.

Paolo grabbed a handful of Slater’s braids and pried his hungry face away from his cock. “What were you wrong about?” he demanded seriously.

Slater’s eyes fluttered, his dark face flushed a shade redder. “I always thought… I though… the climax of my career would be to fuck you,” he stammered, suddenly embarrassed.

“But now?” Paolo demanded, glaring down at him.

“Now,” Slater swallowed hard, “I think this… this is what I really wanted all along.” Paolo flashed his bright white smile and charming dimples, bringing a tear to Slater’s eyes. The Brazilian climbed to his feet and turned his back on him. Flashing another stunning lat spread, Paolo flexed his glutes. As if commanded, Slater plunged his face into Paolo’s ass, squeezing his tongue between the powerful, perfect cheeks. Paolo unclenched his glutes and allowed Slater to bury his face in them. He bent forward slightly as Slater’s tongue squeezed closer and closer to his asshole. Paolo groaned with pleasure as he felt his worshiper’s tongue teasing him, lapping playfully.

After a few minutes of ass play, Slater withdrew his mouth from Paolo’s legendary ass and sat back on his heels, staring up at the stunning physique flexing in front of him.

“Quite delightful,” Jonah’s voice seemed to jar the two porn stars into self-consciousness. Jonah was on his side, his head resting in the palm of his right hand as he’d watched the body worship. “That was beautiful boys,” he said. “Don’t you think so, Reuben?”

Reuben sat atop the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest. He didn’t reply.

Jonah climbed to his feet as his stallion turned around. “Anything else you’d like, Paolo?”

Paolo looked down at Slater, kneeling in front of him with an expectant look on his face. “Just one more thing,” Paolo said, his dimples deepening as his smile widened. “Come here,” he ordered Slater.

Slater climbed to his feet, exhausted but eager. Paolo walked slowly around him, studying the muscle man’s towering physique. After completing a full circuit, Paolo licked his lips and continued circling. Slater’s chest pumped faster in anticipation.

From behind, Paolo suddenly shoved his right arm between the black stud’s legs. Lunging low, he grabbed Slater’s throat with his left hand and hoisted the unsuspecting porn star onto his shoulders. Slater gasped as Paolo clutched his testicles in his right hand and pulled downward. The Brazilian strode around the perimeter of the ring, bouncing on the balls of his feet and making the black stud whimper in pain. He strode past Jonah, who just smiled proudly at him. As he circled in front of the blue corner, Paolo came to a halt, standing squarely in front of Reuben with the producer’s #1 stallion crying in agony across his shoulders, begging for mercy. Paolo stared fiercely into the producer’s eyes until Reuben’s gaze darted down to his feet.

Paolo dropped his arms and released his hold. Slater rolled off his shoulders and fell with a loud bang onto the mat. “That’s all I need,” he said, turning around and stepping over his opponent’s body. He walked across the ring to assist Jonah in retrieving his clothes.

As Paolo slipped through the ropes and the two men hopped down off the ring apron, Reuben leapt off the turnbuckle and knelt next to Slater. The beaten superhunk shoved him away as he tried to assist him up.

Brad Ender was waiting in the locker room with his camera crew as Paolo and Jonah came through the door, hand-in-hand.

“Gentlemen!” Brad greeted them brightly. “That was an astonishing victory, Paolo!”

Jonah grabbed the microphone and barked, “Fuck you, asshole! The smart money was always on my boy!”

Brad smiled and continued quickly, “Clearly Paolo was the better man! Absolutely. That submission was a work of art, Paolo. We haven’t seen that finisher before from you, have we?”

Paolo smiled proudly. “No, Brad. That’s a new addition to my arsenal of holds. You’re never too old to learn new things.”

Brad chuckled appreciatively. “Well you certainly brought a giant of a man crumbling to his knees! And that bonus round was amazing! I think that was the first double penetration for Slater. How was it for you?”

Paolo shrugged. “He probably enjoyed it a little too much for my tastes,” he replied. “And if that was the first double penetration that asshole has ever had, I’m a monkey’s uncle.”

“What about…” Brad started to ask a follow up question when Jonah interrupted.

“That’s enough!” Jonah announced. “We’re going to hit the showers now and celebrate our victory.” They walked away leaving Brad’s mouth hanging open.

“Well, gentlemen,” Brad spoke into the camera, “Paolo Villa once again defies the odds makers with a come from behind-” Brad winked, “-victory against potentially his most formidable foe to date. Paolo may have his critics, but he’s proven once again that whatever you might have to say about him, he remains… the Cock of the Walk!”

Jake Jenkins’ Jinx

I realize that I’m not the only fan who swoons when gorgeous Jake Jenkins climbs through the ropes barefoot. I have previously compared my reaction to his barefoot pro wrestling matches to my recurring intrusive fantasies starring Kevin von Erich. Visually, there’s a stunning perfection to JJ, typically in particularly shiny, sensationally snug gear, breathtakingly beautiful, fit as a fucking fiddle, and hopping on the balls of his feet. He looks pretty much the same as when he steps onto the mats, though his gear isn’t always quite so shiny. But it’s a totally different Jake Jenkins who climbs into the BGE wrestling ring, than the Jake Jenkins who steps into the Gazebo, or the Matroom, or the Sun Room, or just walks onto the mats in the wide open BGE backyard. On the mats, JJ is a fierce competitor with the amateur wrestling cred, stunning speed, and arsenal of holds to more often than not claw a victory out of the hide and dignity of his opponent. In the ring, not so much.

Jake Jenkins and Austin Cooper made a big splash in their Ripped Rookies double debut.

Of course, it’s not only JJ who suffers the curse of excelling in one genre, at the expense of getting consistently demolished in another. In fact, it’s a rare wrestler who enjoys equal success and command of both the pro wrestling ring and the mats at BG East. Perhaps the most notable exception to the rule is JJ’s former buddy who he traveled from RHW to BGE’s shores with those many years ago, Austin Cooper. While Coop has plenty of ring humiliations in his catalog, he has managed to transcend the curse in his long and storied career, and his heel turn has transformed him into a total bad ass threat anywhere and everywhere. To be honest, I think it would be epic to see Coop and JJ square off against one another in the BGE ring these days, having come so far, and having evolved in skill and reputation. Of course, if that were to happen, with the current state of the curse still owning JJ, it would be a sensationally sexy and total demolition. And I’d pay premium to watch it!

I think Jake hung up his shiny briefs a while ago, though, so we only have access to matches he recorded before retirement. His most recent release was against babyface beefcake Braden Charron in Backbusters 2 earlier this Autumn. It’s from early-career JJ, before he had his gorgeous, bold pec tat. He’s poured his mouthwatering ass into metallic gold trunks. He’s taped his ankles, for no obvious reason other than to call attention to the fact that he’s barefoot and so sensationally von Erich-esque. He’s a cocky smart ass when he bounces into the ring and literally dances circles around his musclehead opponent flexing in the mirror. Maybe JJ read Braden’s reviews as a musclebound jobber. Unfortunately, JJ apparently was not reading his own reviews, or else he’d know what was in store for him.

“Looks like we’ve got a big guy over here,” Jake monologues, bouncing on the balls of his bare feet. He literally pokes Braden in the back playfully before bouncing away. “Are you too slow to keep up?” On paper, fuck yes, I’d say Jake could submit this prettyboy muscle brute in seconds. JJ could finish him five different ways in his sleep. He knows how to put on a hurt, and he could easily run circles around big Braden for ages without taking a hit… if it weren’t for that fucking curse.

Instead, Braden suddenly twists around and catches JJ across the throat with a near-decapitating clothesline. Fuck, he goes down hard. “I’ll show you how slow I am,” Braden growls, as he begins to dish out a stunning squash that seriously needs to show up in the Bestie nominations.

It’s all power moves, all the time. He catapults the barefoot beauty corner to corner to corner, pounding the living shit out of his luscious little body. Braden scoops him up in the loveliest of cradles across the bodybuilder’s huge chest, holding him there, in total control, displaying the contrast of his gym bunny beefcake physique in charge of JJ’s lithe, flexible, coverboy body. Effortlessly, he pounds Jake down into an OTK backbreaker, only to instantly scoop him back up across his chest, parade him around, and pound him back down across his knee again.

Jake’s agony is palpable. His tautly muscled body twitches and arches and flails across the mat. When Braden stretches him out in a bow-and-arrow, JJ’s beautiful bulge quivers. Braden lets the jobber climb up his bodybuilder physique like a ladder, because Jake can barely stand under his own steam from the musclebound beating he takes. When Braaden scoops Jake up in a bearhug, nearly swallowing him whole in the crevasse separating Braden’s huge pecs, JJ screams like a wounded animal. It’s so fucking sensationally pathetic. He’s absolutely and completely outclassed, not because Jake Jenkins is actually outclassed by flat-footed Braden Charron, but because of that fucking curse! He climbs into the ring, and he gets plowed under like he doesn’t have enough athleticism and wrestling experience to break apart a musclebound brute like Braden joint by joint. But not in the ring, mother fucker! Not in the ring.

I like more suspense than a squash typically offers. I like a competitive match to a lopsided bully session. I like a “little” guy with supreme athleticism over a bottle tanned bruiser pretty much any day. But fuck it all, I like seeing Jake Jenkins suck on an avalanche of humiliation and misery, twisting and screaming, sweat pouring off his writhing body, suffering like a work of art in the middle of a wrestling ring.

And barefoot. He’s got to be barefoot.

Alone Together

Several years ago, I entered into informal negotiations with one of my wrestling crushes for him to make me a custom video. He was raising money for a special cause that I was supportive of, so it seemed like a win-win. Suddenly, though, I was faced with the question of what to ask for in the video. As is obvious to anyone who reads this blog, my interest is in the wrestling, so what would a “solo” custom video look like that scratched that same itch? The wrestler in question told me to not be shy, ask him for anything. So I finally asked him for a custom video of him, changing in and out of different wrestling gear, and providing vivid commentary on how he defeated his last opponent. I asked for swagger, cockiness, narrating how he put his opponent in his place and made him beg. Unfortunately, I never actually received that custom video. The wrestler told me that it must have been lost in the mail. I was disappointed and felt a little burned, but honestly, it was a cause I was happy to financially support, and I chose not to let my disappointment muddy the intense pleasure I get from crushing on him.

In the most recent BG East catalog, they released a reboot edition of their classic seriesMuscle Showcase.” I don’t think they’ve released a muscle showcase in the entire 12 years that I’ve been blogging, so this is a serious reboot. And I am seriously thrilled by it, for many of the same reasons I was looking forward to that custom video that I just mentioned. It’s a solo product, which is a little ironic for a wrestling company. But it’s Van Skyler, voted 2019 Best Body, who is one of the most attractive men on the planet, as far as I’m concerned, so I’d pay to watch him vacuum if it was an option (bonus if he’s vacuuming my place, and double bonus if he’s naked).

The first half of Van’s Muscle Showcase is all about muscle worship, and, true enough, I’m ready for exactly that. Fuck. His. Body! He’s leaner than he was in his early days with BG East, and truth be told, I like him a little more filled out, but sweet-fucking-god, when he rolls out of bed naked, I’m there for it. He’s got a huge mirror waiting for him as he climbs out of bed, so that the first thing he sees his phenomenal, naked body every morning. As far as I’m concerned, that’s not narcissism, that’s just objectively good taste. He starts flexing his muscles, stroking his body, clearly pleased by what he sees staring back at him. Again, I get it, and I’m there for every single second.

The muscle worship scenario continues when Van puts on workout clothes (boo!) and strolls down to the gym in his condo building for a workout. He’s by himself, so he sheds items of clothing between sets (yay!) until he’s once again studying his stunning body in a mirror, flexing only in a leather jock strap (of his Dark Knights 14 fame), and simply as gorgeous as fuck. If this weren’t a solo muscle showcase, I’d expect another condo resident to stumble in on the scene, be instantly and ravenously turned on, and muscle worship and fucking to commence. But that would probably be more a pedestrian gay porn scenario than a wrestling kink vid.

Here’s where things get serious, though. Van retires to a private workout room. It looks like the same space where most of the Montreal matches are recorded (see Dark Knights 14, Matmen 27, Masked Mayhem 27, and Undagear 26 and 29 for reference, to see if you think I’m right). And now, Van starts talking to you and me. “So, you guys know me as Van Skyler,” he says, flexing in our faces. “But now I think it’s time for a change. Now it’s time for me to become a little more dominant. I think it’s time for you guys to meet Master Skyler.” He strokes his rock hard glutes and tugs excitedly at his growing pouch in that leather jock strap. “No one at BG has a body like this, with these rock hard fucking biceps, these washboard abs, these solid legs like tree trunks.” He slaps his huge, hairy, bulging quads. “Yeah, you like that, don’t you,” he says. It’s not a question. He’s just stating facts.  “These boulder shoulders,” Van says, literally groaning with pleasure as he flexes and feels his muscled magnificence, knowing exactly what it’s doing to us. “Now let me tell you what I’m going to do to you.”

Van proceeds to demonstrate how he’s prepared to make use of his divine physique to complete our wrestling fantasies. “I’ll put your head right here, right next to this bicep, and squeeze the eyes out of your head.” He flexes his mountainous, veiny bicep right in the camera, so it’s the only thing we can see. “Yeah, I know you like that,” he says, again, not a question. “I’m going to make you beg!”

“I’m going to put your head between these legs and squeeze!” He lingers long on the word squeeze, as he grunts with the effort of flexing his quads. The camera gets up nice and close, so that we see what Van sees, looking down the length of his muscled torso, across that big, leather bulge, down the length of his legs, all the way to his ankles locked together to bear down on our skulls. “Yeah, you’re going to beg, and you’re going to tap, and I’m just going to keep squeezing until you fucking pass out.”

Honestly, the first time I watched this, I got off right then and there. Like, fu-u-u-uck, this is the sexiest solo session. Ever. But imagine my pleasure to discover it gets even better. “When you’re passed out, I’m going to get right on top of your head, pin you down, and you’re going to wake up, and you’ll like seeing this cock in your face, won’t you?” Uh, fuck yes, Master Skyler. The camera is on the mat, staring up at what we’ll see. He grinds his hips, shoving his cock into the camera.

He pulls his cock out of his pouch and slaps it down. Fuck, every magnificent inch of this man is superhuman! “I’m going to put it in your mouth,” he groans, slapping his swelling cock harder. “You like that big fucking cock, don’t you? You like me slapping it in your face.” Again, all statements of objective fact. No need to confirm the obvious truth. “Look at me,” he demands, as if I could tear my eyes away. “I’m going to blow my fucking load pounding you,” he says, alternating between punching the mat and slapping his massive erection. It’s clearly not just our fantasy, because Van shoots a jet of cum, and then grinds his cock into the cum-soaked mat.

I know I’ve said it before, and I’ll probably say it again, but: F-U-U-U-UCK! I am officially going on record as living in desperate hope of plenty more Muscle Showcases like this to come/cum. I’m sure it takes some charisma, some legitimate confidence to carry an entire solo performance like this without an ounce of self-consciousness, but I’m also certain that Van can’t be the only gorgeous hunk of wrestler who could pull it off.

And I’m going on the record as fully and entirely on board with the Van Skyler heel turn. I wasn’t sure I was sold, back in Masked Mayhem 17, because Van is just so ridiculously beautiful. Those lush lips, those bedroom eyes, he’s such a babyface coverboy. But Master Skyler just strolled in and slapped that babyface muscleboy to the curb! Seriously, I’m buying anything this muscled beast is selling. More Master Dark Skyler! More muscle showcases! More wrestling fantasies!

And just for the record, if that lovely hunk who agreed to cut a custom video ever wants to settle his karmic tab, just let me know. Either way, I’m still your number one fan.

Producer’s Ring: Team Championship

——–continued from The News Division: Match 7——-

The News Division: Match 8

(Team Championship)

Carter flexed his sun kissed, sweat and sand covered muscles, milking his decisive victory over Chris to win the championship match. Carter began to walk back to the steps leading up the side of the cliff.  The other four newsboys walked out onto the sand.  When Rob reached Carter, he planted his palms into Carter’s chest and shoved him backward.  The newly minted champion fell to his ass.  Immediately, Richard walked up behind Rob and kicked him in the back of the knees, dropping him to the sand.  Thomas and Sam separated the three of them.  “Cool it!” Thomas barked at Rob, holding him by the shoulder as he came to his feet, fists clenched.  Sam walked up behind Richard and stretched his arm across his shoulder, pulling him backward with his palm pressed against Richard’s chest.  “Your boy is exhausted,” Sam whispered in Richard’s ear.  “You don’t want to do this right now.”

Shrugging away from Sam, Richard walked over to Carter and helped him to his feet.  Leaning on Richard’s shoulder, Carter made his way past the other newsboys and began climbing the steep stairs to the house.  Sam, Rob and Thomas made their way out to join Chris, who had rolled over to his side.  His face was caked in blood and sand, and his nose and eyes were swollen and dark blue.  Rob and Thomas gently pulled Chris up and draped him between them, hanging from their shoulders.  The four men slowly made their way back to the steps and up the steep climb to the house.

Hours later, Carter and Chris were showered and rested.  Chris’ face was badly bruised, and his nose was sharply deviated and swollen.  He lay back on the couch with a bag of ice across his face, Rob and Thomas sitting on either side of him protectively.  Sam, Carter and Richard were laughing loudly and chattering on the back deck overlooking the ocean, stretched out across chaises with margaritas in hand.  When they heard Eli’s voice coming from inside the house, the three of them hopped up and came inside.

“Gentlemen!”  Eli was saying, “All I can say is, ‘Wow!’  I don’t mind telling you, Chris, that you have severely disappointed some bookies.  You were favored 2 to 1 going into that bout.”  Rob placed his hand consolingly on Chris’ shoulder.  “But Carter, you have earned the title of champion.  Your performance was as masterful as it was unexpected by so many of Chris’ fans.”  Richard slapped Carter’s knee and squeezed, smiling broadly.  “None of you should be ashamed of our performances thus far.  You’ve created quite the sensation across the bandwidth.”

“Thus far?” Rob asked, incredulous.  “This is done.  You just declared Carter the champion.  We’re out of here.”

“There’s one more bout,” Eli corrected him.  “We have a singles champion.  But before you leave, we need to crown ta championship team.  We’ll be using a single bout format.  A submission eliminates you from the field of play.  The team of the last man standing will be our winner.”

“We’re in no shape to fight again!” Rob complained, glancing quickly at Chris, his head leaned back with the bag of ice still resting across his face.

“Agreed,” Eli said.  “In fact, I’d say Chris is pretty fucked up right now,” Eli chuckled.  “That’s why you’ll all have three days to recuperate.”

“Three days isn’t enough,” Thomas said flatly.

“Whatever shape you’re in in three days, there will be a fight.  The winning team will get the lead anchor desk in prime time.”  All six newsboys sat silently, taking in the implications.  None of them were headlining anchors.  This would be a major promotion for any one of them.

Sam cleared his throat, then said, “Who are the teams?”

The other five men looked at him in surprise.  It hadn’t occurred to any of them that they would be teamed up with anyone other than the colleagues they worked with.  Carter and Richard didn’t come in as partners, but they’d clearly developed a solid bond since the start of the competition 8 days earlier.

Eli smirked, “You’ll dance with the dates you brought,” he said simply.  “To keep things in order, there will be a guest referee to make certain that defeated fighters leave the beach.  Three days, gentlemen.  Noon.  The beach.”

————————————————–

Three days later, the six men walked onto the beach.  Team members wore matching trunks.  Chris, his face still darkly bruised and swollen, and Sam wore red trunks.  Carter and Richard were dressed in matching yellow trunks.  Rob and Thomas wore black trunks.

The beach was deserted other than the guest referee.  Standing in a tank top and tropical print board shorts, Anderson Cooper waited for the newsboys.  Once all six fighters had gathered in a circle around Anderson, Sam complained, “This isn’t exactly fair.  You work with Rob and Thomas.”

Anderson smirked, “Stop your bitching.  Let the fight begin!”  Anderson stepped backward out of the circle.

No one moved for a few seconds as eyes darted back and forth from face to face.  Finally, slowly, Rob, Thomas and Chris began to walk toward Carter threateningly.  Richard began to move to join his partner, but Sam snuck up and cinched a tight full nelson from behind.  “Sorry, dude,” Sam spoke in Richard’s ear.  “This was inevitable.”  Richard squirmed and flexed trying to break free, but Sam simply held him tightly in his control as the triple team approached Carter.

Carter held up his hands defensively, backing away slowly.  “Look guys,” Carter said anxiously, “it’s nothing personal.  Let’s fight fair now.”  Chris and Thomas lunged forward and each man grabbed Carter’s wrists.  They twisted Carter’s wrists behind his back, and Chris took hold of both wrists, pinning them high up Carter’s back.  Thomas dropped to his knees, wrapping his arms around Carter’s ankles, immobilizing his legs.

Rob planted his feet wide directly in front of Carter.  “This IS personal, bitch!” Rob spat.  He swung his right fist into Carter’s abs.  Carter flexed defensively, but a groan of pain escaped his lips on impact.  Rob took half a step backward, paused, then lunged forward again.  Once again, he drove his right fist into Carter’s abs.  Carter’s abs flexed, protecting himself from the blow, but again Carter groaned.  Rob grabbed Carter’s chin in his left hand, pressing Carter’s head backward.  “You know what I really enjoy is watching a big man suffer,” Rob growled.  “But I’ll settle for watching a bitch like you suffer!”  Rob began landing alternating left and right fists, back and forth, into Carter’s abs.  Carter’s head drooped, his abs desperately tensed under the onslaught.  After a minute of the barrage, Carter’s abs began to quiver, bright red from the beating.  Gradually they grew softer, and Rob’s blows pounded deeper and deeper.  Carter was moaning steadily in anguish.

Rob stopped and stepped backward.  “Spread his legs!” he shouted at Thomas.  Thomas looked up at his partner for a moment, before Rob shouted again maniacally, “Spread him wide!!!”  Thomas spread open Carter’s legs while Chris maintained his tight control over Carter’s arms wrenched behind his back.  Rob placed his hands on Carter’s shoulders, shifted his weight to his left foot, and drove his right knee upward into Carter’s crotch.  Carter gasped and grunted.  Again and again, Rob drove his knee into Carter’s balls.  Carter began to drop to his knees, and Rob screamed at Chris, “Keep him on his feet!!!”  Chris lifted Carter by his hammerlocked wrists.  Carter’s knees wobbled weakly.

After a half a dozen blows, Rob again paused, stepped back, and looked at his victim.  Rob’s chest was heaving, his face was red, and his breath quivered with rage.  He reached forward and grasped Carter’s balls through the yellow speedo in his right hand.  Squeezing tightly, Rob twisted them painfully.  Carter screamed out in pain, a tear rolling down his right cheek.  Chris growled in Carter’s ear, “Give it up now!”

“No!!!” Rob screamed.  Still holding onto Carter’s balls with his right hand, Rob shoved his left hand into Carter’s face, pressing his jaw upward, shutting his mouth with a loud crack.  “We’re far from done with you!!!”  Carter tried to wrench his head side to side to escape Rob’s hand, but Rob kept his hand tightly clamped on Carter’s face.  Releasing Carter’s balls, he grabbed Carter’s left nipple and pinched it tightly.  “You get your rocks off by humiliating people?” Rob asked rhetorically.  “But how do you like it when the tables are turned, bitch!?”  Carter groaned and twisted, but couldn’t break free from any of his tormentors.  After several seconds of nipple torture, Rob brought his right hand up to join his left hand secured across Carter’s face.  Holding Carter’s face between his hands, Rob leaned close, looking down into Carter’s eyes fiercely.  “I could bite your fucking nose off!”  Rob screamed.

“No!” Thomas shouted, releasing Carter’s ankles and standing next to Rob.  “Let him submit!  That’s enough.”

Rob glanced briefly at Thomas.  “I’ll decide what’s enough,” he growled angrily.  Looking back into Carter’s eyes, Rob shook Carter’s head sharply, then leaned forward, planting his lips across Carter’s mouth.

“Hey!” Thomas said, surprised.  He reached forward, pushing Rob away from Carter gently.  Rob shoved Thomas away with his right hand, maintaining his lip lock on Carter.  Rob dropped his hands to Carter’s sides, wrapping his arms around his waist.  Grabbing hold of Carter’s ass in his hands, Rob pulled Carter’s pelvis forward, grinding their crotches together.  Carter’s groans were muffled by Rob’s mouth clamped forcefully over his.  From behind, maintaining his arm lock, Chris leaned forward and placed his face next to the side of Carter’s face.  Chris’ lips lightly touched Carter’s left ear, just inches away from where Carter and Rob’s mouths were locked together.  Chris whispered softly in Carter’s ear, “Now you’re going to get what’s coming to you, you sadistic fuck.”

While all of this unfolded, Richard was struggling in Sam’s nelson.  Although Sam enjoyed a height advantage, Richard was stronger.  Richard twisted and flexed desperately trying to shake free, and both men stumbled awkwardly across the sand, locked together.  After a couple of minutes of this struggle, they both lost their balance and dropped to their sides on the sand.  The impact broke Sam’s grip, and Richard immediately spun around and climbed on top of Sam, pinning his back to the beach.  “Look!” Sam said quietly but desperately, “the big guys are going to tire themselves out on your partner.  If we conserve our strength and work together, we can take them all out together.”

Richard paused, considering Sam’s proposal.  He looked up in time to see Rob shoving Thomas away, his lips locked on Carter’s mouth with Chris holding Carter in place.  When Rob reached down and grabbed Carter’s ass, grinding their crotches together, Richard couldn’t stand it any longer. He hopped to his feet and began to come to his partner’s aid.  As he walked away from Sam, though, Sam spun to his stomach and reached out his right arm, grasping Richard’s left ankle.  Pulling sharply, Sam dropped Richard to the sand again.  With a grunt, Sam dove on top of Richard’s back.  Hooking his right arm in front of Richard’s neck, Sam squeezed tightly, cutting off Richard’s blood supply to his brain.  Sam growled at the back of Richard’s head, “I really wanted this to go down differently.  This could’ve been a lot more fun.  But you had to be the loyal sidekick, didn’t you?”  Richard was clawing and beating at Sam’s arm choking him, but Sam maintained complete control, allowing his own body weight to keep his opponent from being able to generate any momentum to free himself.  After about thirty seconds of struggle, Richard’s arms began to go limp, and his eyes rolled up into the back of his head.  Anderson Cooper was watching carefully, stepping close to the action to shout at Richard, “Do you submit!?”  Richard didn’t answer, but his face was blanching white, with dark red spots forming around his neck.  Richard’s hands slowly dropped to the sand, motionless.  Anderson shouted again at Richard, “Are you still conscious!?”  There was no response.  Anderson tapped Sam on the shoulder and demanded, “Get off of him!  His out!”

Sam released his chokehold and threw Richard’s head to the sand contemptuously.  Anderson began gently slapping Richard’s cheeks, rousing him and helping him to his feet.  Slowly, Richard wobbled unsteadily and in a daze toward the cliffside.  Climbing to his feet slowly, breathing deeply from the exertion, Sam assessed the situation among the other fighters.

Rob maintained his liplock on Carter, but his hands now slid underneath the top of the back of Carter’s yellow speedo.  Kneading Carter’s ass, Rob’s eyes were closed in concentration.  Slowly, his hands slid around to the sides of Carter’s hips, still underneath the fabric of the speedo.  Rob grabbed hold of the sides of the yellow trunks in both hands, then suddenly dropped to his knees, yanking Carter’s speedo down to his ankles.  Looking up from his kneeling position, Rob found himself at eye-level with Carter’s fully erect cock.

Thomas had been hovering to the side, growing concerned with how far his colleague was planning on going to exact revenge on their common foe.  Finally Thomas charged forward, shoving Rob to his side.  “That’s enough!  You’re going to blow this match for both of us,” Thomas growled at Rob.  Turning to Carter, Thomas grabbed the back of Carter’s head by the hair, pulling his face up.  With his other hand, Thomas grabbed hold of Carter’s naked balls, squeezing them tightly.  “Submit now, fucker!”  Thomas screamed into Carter’s face.

Rob yelled, “No!” just as Carter gasped, “I submit!”  Anderson was on the spot, tapping Chris on the shoulder.  “Let him go!  He’s got to get off the beach now.”

Furious, Rob lunged at Thomas, tackling him to the sand.  Anderson, pulled Carter to his feet and sent him stumbling toward the cliff.  Sam and Chris made eye contact for just a moment, then nodded to one another.  Sam walked up behind Rob, who was obliviously punching at Thomas’ face.  Wrapping his arm around Rob’s throat from behind, Sam jerked Rob backward.  Falling to his back, Sam pulled the larger man down on top of him, wrapping his legs tightly around Rob’s midsection while choking him savagely.  Rob squirmed and arched his back frantically, but Sam maintained tight control.  For nearly two minutes, Sam squeezed his forearm across Rob’s throat, while Rob’s resistance grew weaker and weaker.  Rob weakly pulled at Sam’s forearm, aimlessly kicking his feet, nearing unconsciousness.

“Nighty-night,” Sam gloated in Rob’s ear.  With a last surge of adrenaline, Rob’s eyes flashed open wide.  He bridged fiercely, pulling Sam off the sand, still clinging to his back.  Kicking up and backward with his feet, Rob launched himself into the air, dropping the force of his bodyweight down on his opponent, crashing into the beach.  The air came rushing involuntarily out of Sam’s lungs, and for just an instant he lost his grip on Rob’s throat.  The instant was just enough for Rob to squeeze his hands between his throat and Sam’s forearm, and slowly pry Sam’s arm away.

It was an incredible test of strength and tenacity.  Rob was seconds away from being knocked out, but was finding the reserves to peel away his fresher opponent mounted on his back.  Sam’s eyes grew wide in surprise, feeling his opponent’s powerful muscles straining and slowly overcoming Sam’s own dominant position.  Sam suddenly realized he had a tiger by the tail, and he desperately released his scissors from around Rob’s waist and began to try to push himself away from his rallying opponent.

Freed, Rob spun around belly-to-belly with Sam and pinned his shoulders to the beach.  Gasping for fresh air, Rob managed to position his heavier body high over Sam’s, preventing Sam from escaping.  Rob was covered in sheets of sweat and sand, his face slowly paling from the ugly scarlet shade that emerged under Sam’s chokehold.  A deep, primal growl began to grow in Rob’s chest.  Finally emerging as a maniacal scream, Rob swung his free right hand from behind his shoulder, plowing a vicious roundhouse punch into the side of Sam’s face.  Sam’s head whipped violently to the side, and his body went instantly limp.  He was knocked out with one punch.

Anderson Cooper was immediately on the spot, slapping Rob on the shoulder and insisting that he get off of Sam’s body.  “He’s done with!  Let him go!”  Slowly, Rob climbed off of Sam and stepped back, watching Anderson kneel next to Sam and slap him harshly on the face.  After a half minute, Sam roused, and Anderson sent him crawling off the beach, defeated.

When Sam had first pulled Rob off of Thomas, Chris had wasted no time taking Rob’s place.  He mounted Thomas, who was still stunned by his teammate’s attack.  Pulling Thomas’ left arm across his upper chest, Chris reached his right hand around the back of Thomas’ neck and grabbed hold of Thomas’ left wrist.  Pulling sharply, Chris tied Thomas up tightly, using Thomas’ own arm to apply a partial choke.  Thomas’ right arm pushed at Chris’ midsection defensively, but Chris easily corralled that appendage and trapped it underneath his left knee.  With his left arm free, Chris began jackhammering punches into the exposed chest of his trapped opponent.  Thomas’ right pec grew red, then a dark purple under the methodical attack, as he gasped and wheezed for a full breath.

After a couple of minutes of total domination, Chris realized that he had done as much damage as he was going to from this position, and Thomas was not ready to submit yet.  Releasing Thomas’ left arm, Chris quickly recaptured it again in front of Thomas’ chest, pinning it to the sand beneath his right knee.  With both hands now free, Chris dug his fingertips into the bottom of Thomas’ impressive pecs, driving his thumbs into the meat of the muscles and prying two massive handfuls away from Thomas’ ribcage.  Thomas’ neck arched backward as he screamed in pain.  Chris leaned forward, leveraging his bodyweight to help dig deeper into the torturing hold.

Feeling Chris’ weight shifting, Thomas planted his feet in the sand and drove his pelvis upward, arching his back suddenly.  Chris quickly lost his balance and slid forward in the sand above Thomas’ head, sprawling face first.  Thomas rapidly spun to his stomach and launched himself on top of Chris’ back.  Wrapping his arms underneath Chris’ armpits, Thomas laced his fingertips behind Chris’ neck, securing an iron-tight full nelson.  Wrapping his legs around Chris’ midsection, Thomas rolled over to his back, pulling Chris’ over on top of him, immobilized.  Chris grunted and yelled in pain and frustration, but Thomas was stronger and better positioned, and there was no way Chris was going to escape.  It was only a matter of time before the full nelson pulled Chris apart at the shoulders.

By this time, Rob had dispatched Sam and slowly caught his breath and gathered his wits about him.  No longer running on pure adrenaline, Rob surveyed the other battle from a slight distance, considering his next move.  Thomas mounted Chris from behind and captured him in a nelson, rolling over to his back, just as Rob approached the battle.

“This match is ours, partner,” Thomas grunted to Rob as he approached.  “He’s completely vulnerable.  Fuck him up now and let’s claim our prize.”

Rob smiled and nodded at Thomas.  Positioning himself next to the two men locked together in the sand, Rob stood still for a moment looking down.  He lifted his right foot, positioning himself directly over Chris’ black and blue face, his nose still clearly broken and swollen from his fight with Carter.  “Do it!” Thomas screamed at Rob.  Rob took a deep breath, then drove his right heel downward across Thomas’ nose.

Stunned, Thomas released Chris and threw him to the side.  Rolling over onto his side, Thomas cupped his nose, now broken and spurting blood.  “What the fuck!?” Thomas garbled through the blood pooling in his throat.

Rob’s upper lip pulled away from his teeth in disgust and rage.  “You mother fucker!” he screamed at Thomas.  “You humiliated me to start this week off.  Now it’s time to make things even.”  Rob dropped to his knees, pulling Thomas flat on his back, and climbing over top of him to straddle his chest.  Glaring down into Thomas swelling face, Rob snarled, “So you get your rocks off on hurting people?  All you ever wanted was to hear me scream in pain?  Let’s see if that turns me on, too?”  Sliding his body down, Rob positioned himself across Thomas’ pelvis.  Rob grabbed hold of both of Thomas’ nipples and pinched them tightly.  Thomas groaned, his eyes closed tightly.

Chris had pulled himself to his feet by this time.  Still panting, his back covered in sand and sweat, he walked up to stand in front of Rob, just over Thomas’ head.  Rob looked up fiercely, gripping Chris with an assessing gaze.  After a moment, Chris nodded sharply, silently, and then grinned sideways.  Without any further communication, Rob looked back down at his colleague trapped beneath him.  Rob slid himself still farther down Thomas’ body, straddling Thomas’ knees, as Chris knelt directly over Thomas’ head.  Chris placed his knees directly in the meat of Thomas’ round shoulders, pinning him to the sand.  Then Chris sat back, planting his red clad ass onto Thomas’ injured face.  Thomas’ screams of pain were muffled by Chris’ solid ass straddling his nose.

In the meantime, Rob yanked Thomas’ black speedo down to his knees, leaving his long, semi-erect cock exposed and vulnerable.  Rob reached down and wrapped his large right hand around the base of Thomas’ balls. Squeezing sharply, Rob pried Thomas’ sac away from his body.  Thomas’ muffled screams grew louder, as he frantically tapped both hands in the sand, signaling his submission.

Anderson stepped in immediately and slapped Chris on the back.  “That’s it!  He’s done with.  Let him go!”  Chris slowly rose to his feet, standing straddling Thomas’ head.  Chris looked down domineeringly at Thomas for a few seconds before turning and walking away a few feet.  Rob had not yet released his torturous ball claw.  Anderson shoved Rob’s shoulder to break him from his sadistic reverie.  “YOUR PARTNER submitted!” Anderson shouted.  “Release him!”

Rob let go of Thomas’ balls and rose up on his knees.  Instead of climbing off, though, he walked his hands forward, stretching his body parallel to Thomas’ body.  Finally planked directly overtop of his colleague, Rob’s hands planted just above Thomas’ shoulders, Rob dipped low, bringing his crotch to press directly into Thomas’ crotch.  Pushing up, Rob said firmly, “One.”  Dipping again, Rob pressed his crotch into Thomas’ and swiveled his hips, grinding his hardening cock into Thomas’ tented speedo.  Pushing up again, Rob said, “Two.”  Dipping one final time, Rob dropped his body entirely onto Thomas’ body, chest-to-chest, crotch-to-crotch. Placing his lips next to Thomas’ right ear, Rob said quietly, “You were right.”  Then breathlessly, he whispered, “This is hot.”

Anderson shouted at Rob’s back, “Get off of him!  He’s got to leave the beach now!”  Pulling Rob up by one shoulder, Anderson pushed him off of Thomas and began helping the beaten man to roll over to one side.  As Anderson managed to get Thomas to his feet and heading off of the beach, Chris and Rob faced one another.

“Nice work,” Chris said with a smile.

“You’ve had my back the whole way, haven’t you?” Rob said affectionately.

“Absolutely,” Chris nodded.  He walked up to Rob with his hands held open at his sides, non-threateningly.  “I’m on your side,” Chris said reassuringly, reaching his arms around Rob’s shoulders in a congratulatory hug.

Rob returned the embrace, wrapping his arms around Chris’ lower back.  “It’s been good working with you,” Rob said quietly.

Suddenly, Rob laced his fingers together around the small of Chris’ back. Cinching his arms tightly, Rob lifted Chris off his feet.  Chris cried out in pain and surprise, his eyes snapped open wide.  Squeezing a ferocious bearhug on his opponent, Rob growled deeply.  With a sudden grunt, Rob twisted his body, driving Chris back-first into the sand.  Chris gasped in pain, the breath forced from his lungs.  Rob paused a moment, kneeling between Chris’ bent knees, then hopped to his feet.  Stepping over Chris’ body, Rob came to stand next to Chris’ head.  “I like you,” Rob said, looking down at Chris.  “But this is business.”  Rob carefully placed his left foot across the broken, swollen bridge of Chris’ nose and stepped down.  Fresh blood came pouring out down Chris’ cheeks.  He screamed in pain, desperately trying to pry Rob’s foot from his face.  After a half a minute of the torture, tears pouring down his blood soaked face, Chris screamed, “I give!!!”

Anderson stepped forward and touched Rob’s shoulder.  “That’s the match!  You’ve won!”  Rob looked down at his final opponent, maintaining the pressure across Chris’ damaged face a few more gratuitous seconds as Chris screamed and wept.  Finally he lifted his bloody foot away from Chris’ face and planted it with a thud on Chris’ chest.  Pumping both fists in the air, Rob stood dripping in sheets of sweat, covered in white sand, and with his sizable cock fully erect and stretching his black speedo to its limit.

Our Man Inside

I’ve often written about just how titillating I find it to see behind-the-scenes images of my favorite homoerotic wrestlers. It’s like how I get off more on Clark Kent than Superman (true story, also related to why I get off on hunks in glasses). Several years ago, I received the first of several batches of candid photos of BG East wrestlers, clearly taken before, sometimes during, or occasionally after since-published matches. These photos come to me anonymously and shrouded in mystery, much to the annoyance of powers that be at BG East, as well as some of the wrestlers. I know for a fact that at least one wrestler, accused of being the mole, was threatened with bodily harm if he were discovered to be the one smuggling BGE intellectual property off site and leaking it to the media (I love being considered “the media”!). But thus far, Our Man Inside (or OMI, as I affectionately refer to him) has remained unmasked, and the plucky mother fucker has continued to sneak shots my way, risking life and limb, just to get me (and you) hard. Fuck, I love that guy!

Diabolical Dr. Cooper with a gorgeously sweet smile, perhaps just before fucking up Calvin Haynes in Undagear 33

I am thrilled to announce that OMI apparently continues to work among the crew at BG East, because he just dropped me a bunch of new contraband. As always, there’s absolutely no context given for any of these shots. Some of the look like they came from recent releases, and some of them look like they may foreshadow yet-unreleased match-ups. The men are all gorgeous, of course, but it’s the unguarded, half-shy smiles, that turn me on so hard. There are real life, beautiful young men behind the larger-than-life wrestling personas they put on to compete at the elite level of homoerotic wrestling. I love catching that glimpse of the wrestlers just being guys, playful, shy, quirky, and effortlessly themselves.

Ace Aarons chills in the ring, maybe around the time of Grudge Match IV (judging by the gear)

Thanks, OMI. You are truly my hero, and your courage and commitment to feeding my libido leave me owing you a debt I fear I will never have the pleasure to repay!

The Man of My Dreams, Scott Williams, IRL makes Poseidon look pedestrian! Why in the fuck is this gorgeous specimen not still actively wrestling on camera!?
Delicious Devil Devitt makes goofy look so, so fucking sexy! Judging by the sensationally tight, sexy gear, I’m guessing he was just about to put the devil eyes on and bash the shit out of Alexi Adamov.
Devitt looks just a little (adorably) self-concious showing off his magnificent physique. This look like the gear he wore teaming with Paul Hudson in Tag Team Torture 10.
Then he turns on the heat, and flashes those deadly eyes mid-fucking-up Paul Hudson in Pros In Private 13 (nasty divorce!)
Paul looks embarrassed of the camera. Fuck, he needs a cuddle.
Heartthrob Calvin Haynes first flashes blue steel, hanging out pre-match…
…then Calvin turns up the goofy factor. Fuuuuuck, I want to lick his thighs!

Yoga

Jason’s Tree of Life ironically crushes the air out of Ash in Wrestleshack 26.

I’ve been ordered to work from home again. The silver lining is that, with no commute, I can find the time to post something fresh. I’m currently polishing off an assignment to write the match description for a handful of upcoming BG East releases. Having afforded some detailed and deliberate attention to these matches, I’m reminded of just how fucking erotic I find a super flexible, confident, yoga trained wrestling body (aka Jason Anders).  Yoga features prominently in Ash DeLeon and Jason Anders match in the upcoming Wrestleshack 26 (already available on BG East Arena-to-Own), including planks, side plans, and a seriously sexy tree pose with Jason’s foot rooted right in the center of Ash’s tortured abs. Fu-u-uck.

Yoga in a jock strap is absolutely inspired!

Jason is clearly experienced and adept at yoga, and I’m loving to pieces how much that’s becoming a part of his matches. He’s certainly not the only one to catch my eye for striking a pose before, during, or after a scorching hot wrestling match. More of this, please!

0102_lg
Back in the day, Derek daSilva showed off his stunning body in a headstand lotus pose (a la Sunshine Shooters 1, I think) that makes me swoon!
Quinn
Quinn Quire’s triangle pose is transcendent from the promo shots for his match against Derek Bolt.
As if Peyton needed to do anything to turn me on harder, he stretches out his objectively perfect physique in a side plank (somewhere around Undagear 28).

Bigger than Life

At some point in the past 12 years or so, I’ve probably mentioned that some of my earliest exploration of my homoerotic imagination happened in the form of drawing. It really started with tracing the images of underwear and exercise equipment models (the word Soloflex still gets me hard). As my poor artistry improved a little, I moved on to copying images, and then ultimately free form drawing muscle hunks built to the specifications of my deepest desires. When one of my sketch notebooks was discovered by an older sibling, I freaked the fuck out and trashed them all, which still pisses me off today, because I’d love to go back and look at what my adolescent imagination so lovingly crafted.

tristan

When I returned from my hiatus from social media this Spring, I pretty quickly came across the IG and Twitter accounts of Marcus Wrestle. If you haven’t seen his work, you should. It appears to me to be the newest generation of graphic arts applied to the homoerotic wrestling imagination, and it’s fucking hot as hell!

maruswrest

Marcus has rendered his wrestling universe using graphic technology that elevates this beyond the comic book-style art I was getting off on just a decade ago. It’s three dimensional and intimately textured. I’d say it’s got one foot in realism (at least when compared to the comic-book genre), and another foot in graphic fantasy. The realism strikes me in the lighting and shadows, the glistening sweat and pulsing veins, the anguish on the faces, the strain of the muscles and joints pressed and pried and crushed with loving attention to human physiology. I say graphic fantasy, because Marcus likes his men massively muscled, with disproportionately narrow joints. His fighters are whittled down to zero body fat. And their cocks are monsters that would make porn stars faint.

denton.jpg

It’s a narrative universe. There’s a story being told, but almost entirely graphically. As a devotee of the literal narrative, I long to know more about the fight club scene itself, the hot hunks shouting encouragement or derision in the background. How do these hot hunks find their way into this scorching hot combat scenarios? Will Rami go out on a date with me?

doubleteam

The tag team bout between Jake and Ryan facing off against Lucky and Kyle appears to be the most extensively built out match on marcuswrest.com. Tag team jobbers vie to make their team heel turns. Lucky and Kyle are fierce in designer jock straps and nothing else. Jake and Ryan make me dizzy in go-go-boy style micro singlets. Lucky and Kyle get out to a quick lead with some vicious double-teaming on Ryan. By the time the Ref finally corrals Kyle in the corner, Lucky’s sitting pretty (so fucking pretty) in a single leg crab, throttling Ryan’s spectacularly hard cock and licking the prey’s lightly hairy lower leg. That lick, fuck. It’s a sensual detail that’s typical of the focus of all of the images you’ll find from Marcus.

ryan and kyle

It’s not a squash, which is sensational, because a still-frame story like this could easily turn 2-dimensional. But no, in fact, when Ryan muscles his way on top and spladles Lucky’s legs open wide, he exacts some sensational revenge by pounding his fist up Lucky’s ass. Ryan and Jake’s double-teaming action on both of their opponents is gorgeous and dripping with melodrama. The sexy singlet boys are pissed. You can see it in their grimaces, as Jake holds Kyle in a full nelson and Ryan drives rabbit punches into the trapped hunk’s abs. They really start to have their way with the jock strap pretty boys. Jake’s standing headscissors on Lucky are gorgeous, flexing and signaling to the roaring crowd, setting unLucky up for a pile driver that knocks him out cold.

It’s looking ugly for Kyle, right? You think you see where this is heading, right up until Kyle blocks Jake’s suplex, reverses, and slams Kyle brutally down directly on top of Ryan. That’s right, with his partner flat on his face out cold, Kyle proceeds to single-handedly fuck up their opponents with panache! He mugs for the crowd.  He throttle’s Kyle’s balls and punches his abs with his ass planted across Kyle’s face, all the while crushing Ryan underneath the both of them. And again, it’s the fine details that make this so mouthwatering, because Kyle’s impossibly big, hard cock has long ago sprung from his micro singlet, and he’s clearly turned on getting plowed under.

leon

You can get tantalized like I did with the free access offerings Marcus puts out. Or sign up for different levels of access to more detailed, more erotic, and previews of the Marcus Wrestle universe. You can also follow Leon, one of Marcus’ wrestlers, who’s a 6’1″ blond German muscle god who also has his own subscription fan site (so… fucking… meta!) on Twitter, as well as see all of the meticulously beautiful details on marcuswrest.com.

rami2
My crush Rami takes a boot to the face!?! Tag me in, Rami!!!!

It’s international, multiracial, and just so fucking spectacularly gay!  I don’t think rendered homoerotic wrestling could every replace my appetite for IRL homoerotic wrestling videos, of course. I can’t hear Jake screaming as Kyle’s clawing his balls. There’s no audible gasps or the twang of the wrestling ropes stretching. Thus far, there’s no real dialogue, and I’m a total sucker for hearing wrestlers trash talking, raging, begging. But fuck it all, I definitely get off on this, and there’s a certain 6’2″ Egyptian, ex-military pit fighter who I want to see a lot more of (DM me Rami!!!).

rami
So Rami may not need my tag in, after all, but I’d donate a kidney to be his corner man!