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| Brad Rochelle: BG East’s Backyard Brawls 1 |
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| Ryon Long & Greg Michaels: BG East’s Backyard Brawls 2 |
I’d heard that Boston in late July was hot, but somehow I still wasn’t mentally prepared. I catch myself continually bitching and moaning about the heat throughout the day, and I’m not proud of it. I sleep on top of the covers with a fan blowing directly in my face, and still I’m hot. And now a local colleague has mentioned to me that it’s going to “start heating up around here” over the next few days. I almost started to cry. I can’t deny it. I’m a pussy.
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| Shannon Embry & Jonny Firestorm: BG East’s The Contract 9 |
On the other hand, this sort of heat brings out an abundance of bare flesh. And I’ve been very delighted with the hot and bothered eye candy that Boston has to offer. I keep looking for some BG East wrestling hunk strolling down the street (preferably in his skimpiest wrestling trunks). But despite not catching any BG East fanstymen sightings yet, I have to say, I’ve seen some prime beef that very well might be able to give the BG East boys a run for their money (at least in hunky looks… toss them into the ring and I’m sure our BGE battlers would beat the shit out of these downtown posers).
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| Reigning Homoerotic Wrestler of the Month: The sweat-soaked gorgeousness o Jake Jenkins |
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| Brad Rochelle: The Contract 6 |
Back to the self-revelation that I’m a pussy, though… as for me, I just don’t have the body chemistry to enjoy baking my own body. Sun bathing is not on my list of enjoyable pass-times. Watching the fine physiques of hot guys sun bathing is an enjoyable pass-time, but even then, it turns out that I’m such a pussy that my own discomfort is distracting me from that most excellent byproduct of a steamy, summer day.
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| Kid Karisma & Christian Taylor: BG East’s Wet & Wild 5 |
And frankly, the notion of a wrestling match is almost too much for me to bear. The last thing I feel like doing in this heat is swapping body heat with anyone else in close quarters. This pussiness is profoundly, existentially unsettling the very core of my wrestling kink identity that I typically find as constant as magnetic north. But a whole lot of aggressive, physical exertion at this moment is almost nauseating to think about.
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| A homoerotic wrestler I’d wrestle in any weather: BG East’s Mitch Colby |
Sidelineland 
When it's cold, you can ALWAYS put on more clothes, but when it's hot, there's only so much you can do. I don't judge you (but coming from a fellow pussy, that might not mean much), because this is the first time in days it's cooled off enough for me to feel like using the computer in the hot room it's located in.
Thanks, SP. The heat wave is right at this very moment hitting here with a vengeance. It feels like swimming in a warm bath when I walk out the door.