Anyone who knows me knows that when it comes to men’s bodies, my tastes include a broad spectrum. In fact, it’s not just that there are a variety of body types that turn me on, but variety itself is a turn on. I have friends, for example, that will only date guys who are over 6 feet tall, or blonds, or twinks, or Asian men, or bodybuilders. For me, each of the above is delightful, and all of the above is fantastic.
Most people who know me are also aware that I tend to have a fascination for stats. Most relevant to today’s post, I love the numerical context for the homoerotic wrestlers who arouse me. Astute readers have picked up that I tend to count things like height, weight, and matches wrestled when I contemplate wrestling hunks. Numbers can sketch out the backstory that I love so much to wrestling drama. Stats can also, without a doubt, mislead. Take, for example, wrestlers’ physical stats. Overestimating heights and weights is a notorious tendency in professional wrestling, as promoters try to paint a bigger than life picture of the gladiators battling in the ring. So with more than a grain of salt, I appreciate wrestling numbers and today reflect on the right tail of the distribution: literal giants of homoerotic wrestling.
My research project for today’s post was to try to identify the homoerotic wrestlers at least 6’4″ tall. Who might you guess is among the skyscrapers towering that high? There were about a dozen long, tall drinks of water that I expected to make this list, but who didn’t (at least not according to their wrestling profiles). I fully expected to see on this list such BG East big men as Mitch Colby (actually listed anywhere from 6’1 – 6’3), Gareth Black (6’3″), Kid Brock (6’1″), Stan Greer aka Cage (ranging from 6′ to 6’2″), Jeff Olsen (6’2″). I thought I’d find more to add to the list from Thunder’s Arena, who specializes in the big boys, like O’Shea (6’3″), Sampson (6’3″), or Titan (6’2″). A few of Can-Am’s classically massive wrestlers surprised me by missing the list, like Brett Mycles (6’1″) and Jirka Kalvoda (6’0″). Also catching me by surprise by not towering quite as high as I thought were Naked Kombat rafter cleaners Blake Daniels (6’3″) and Spencer Reed (6’1″). Not to say that any of these guys aren’t long, lovely specimens who I’d have to get a step ladder to look in the eye. But their online profiles indicate that they aren’t quite at the most elite level of towering hunks in the business. So who is? Well this is the list that I was able to identify…
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| Thunder’s Arena’s giant Boxxy rains power down on Angel. |
Thunder’s Arena’s butt-tastic muscle man
Boxxy is posted at a dizzying 6’4″ carrying his 240 pounds of decadent muscle. Of course, putting him on the mat opposite 5’5″
Angel only accentuates the superhuman size of the bubble-butted phenom.
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| Boxxy even makes muscle man Rex look relatively small! |
Side by side with fellow side of beef, 5’8″
Rex, Boxxy manages the seemingly impossible task of making the word “petite” somehow seem to stick on Rex’s powerful, pounding physique. When looking for a hit of size-fetish satisfaction, Boxxy certainly deserves to stand among the pantheon of homoerotic wrestling giants (in stature).
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| BG East’s Clint Morgan towers over a battered proboy Bryan. |
There are a few other power hitters like Boxxy who stretch the measuring tape to 6’4″, such as BG East’s classic bully,
Clint Morgan. Clint stayed in the game long enough to earn him a Bodies Over Time post (somebody remind me). He was such a physically dominant powerhouse, I actually figured 6’4″ was an underestimate, but the measuring tape isn’t capturing just how much his beef and personality fill up the ring.
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| Clint used his amazingly long legs to torture his opponents viciously. |
Clint is a massive, vicious, merciless brute of man that I’d definitely want on my side of a bar fight. And once we’ve brutally won the impromptu battle, flush with adrenaline and bursting with cum, this giant is coming home with me celebrate!
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| Can-Am’s Brian Maxon demands to be worshipped. |
Can-Am’s
Brian Maxon was another 6’4″ package of vile muscle heel. “Larger than life” sort of sums up “maximum Maxon.” Every astonishing inch of his body was divine, including that perfectly proportioned python dangling so ominously between his legs. I always get the impression in a Maxon match that, like the muscle god he is, Brian is less interested in the “winning” as he is in being worshipped.
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| Brian used his massive body to smother and bury his opponents in the mat. |
I pictured big Brian swaggering his big, beautiful body through the homoerotic wrestling universe collecting an army of devotees who’ve been converted by being smothered between his huge pecs and pounded into painful ecstasy by his titanic cock. He snaps his fingers and the lucky bastards who were just ground into the mat jump to their feet and follow him, wide-eyed in devoted rapture, to his next spiritual conquest.
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| BG East’s Magnus had to pry Surge’s face upward to meet his gaze. |
So numbers can (and let’s face it, usually do) lie. Some of the hunks on this list I’m guessing have had their heights fudged upward at least a couple of inches. But I have no trouble at all believing that BG East’s recent muscle monster,
Magnus, is every inch his reported 6’4″ and every ounce the 230 pounds they say he is. Talk about being ripped from the pages of a superhero comic book! I wouldn’t be surprised to hear the news that English-Hollywood superhunk Tom Hardy was mugged and beaten into a coma outside of the filming of the next Batman installment only to be replaced by his mugger, the real Bane of babyfaces everywhere, Magnus!
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| Surge was clearly awed by the massive presence of Magnus. |
There are plenty of moments when Magnus’ muscleboy opponent,
Surge (5’11”), completely disappears in the giant beast’s shadow. Sexy Surge didn’t go down without a fight, but you get the distinct impression in their battle that Surge was awestruck looking up (and up and up) at the mountain of muscle in front of him from start to finish. Like my imagining of Maxon, Magnus turns his mere mortal opponent into a quivering pile of rubble desperate to serve and service the muscled god who pins his face to the mat with his beer can (a 40 ouncer) cock.
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| Naked Kombat’s Rusty Stevens plowed skinny giant Ben Deep. |
Look up the idiom, “The bigger they are, the harder they fall,” and surely you’ll see this image of Naked Kombat loser
Ben Deep, whose 6’4″ of height were just more chump to fuck with for the infinitely “bigger” wrestler (at least his personality is bigger than just about anyone else’s),
Rusty Stevens (6’0″). Personally, I can’t take my eyes off of Rusty in his NK days, so discovering that Ben was not only taller than Rusty, but 6’4″ tall was a little bit of a shock. I’ve seen this match a dozen times, and I’d swear Ben was 5’5″ when I think back on it. But that’s just because Rusty dominates so completely and keeps Ben flat on his back with his feet in the air pretty much from start to finish. But stand the jobber up, and we discover that lucky loser Ben Deep was one of the (skinniest) giants in homoerotic wrestling.
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| Thunder’s Arena’s Draco nearly launches Z-Man through the ceiling. |
Thunder’s posts conflicting reports of their short-time wrestling stud named
Draco. His “official” profile puts him at a towering 6’5″, but I’ve seen him listed in one of his products at 6’3″. I’m not entirely sure I buy the extra 2 inches, but I did catch his match with a curiously blond
Z-Man (5’10”). Draco definitely makes Z-Man look juvenile, starring up the long, ripped, tanned body of the newbie.
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| Gorgeous Draco can’t quite fit in the frame! |
In the pantheon of titanic muscle giants, Draco would be the sexy playboy. Guys this tall can have a tough time keeping their proportions aesthetic, I find, but Draco’s bronze loveliness (and gallons of hair product) are nothing short of pretty. He may not have the physically dominant presence of a Clint Morgan or a Magnus, but it’s not hard to picture him being fed by the sight of a losing opponent worshipping at his feet.
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| BG East’s Kevin Armstrong foolishly looked down his nose at nasty heels KL & TK. |
The tallest wrestler I could find on the BG East roster doesn’t have his own profile, but his one appearance lists Kevin Armstrong at 6’5″ and 215 pounds. Personal trainer and gym manager Kevin apparently tried to use his impressive physical presence to pour cold water on the rising tension between former tag partners Kid Leopard (5’8″) and Thom Katt (who I can’t find a height for, but he had to be shorter than KL). As you might expect, KL and TK were impressed with the physical specimen presented to them, but hardly intimidated.
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| So much fun to be had with a 6’5″ personal trainer! |
In fact, the two smaller men delight in bringing the big, blond Gulliver to the mat and not just beating him, not just humiliating him, but in discovering a laundry list of innovative ways to torture such an impressive expanse of body. I haven’t seen this one, but note to self: buy
Kid Leopard’s Classic Spotlight!
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| Can-Am’s classic giant muscle man, Rob Frank |
I don’t believe I’ve seen Can-Am’s Rob Frank wrestle either, but if he really was the 6’6″ height he’s listed at, he was one stunningly huge muscle man! To pack that much muscle on that big a frame seems like an astonishing feat. Further, to recruit such a specimen for wrestling for gay eyes seems even more of an amazing accomplishment.
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| Rob Frank hangs 5’10” Rich Money like so much laundry. |
Have him wrestle naked in the ring, and I’m kicking myself wondering how I haven’t seen towering Rob Frank wrestle yet! I’d have snarky comments to make about the mullet, if I weren’t a little scared of having a 6’6″ muscle beast take it personally. He could do some serious damage without even trying!
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| Thunder’s Arena’s Troy Stevens dwarfs Z-Man. |
But who’s the tallest of the homoerotic wrestler giants? There’s an addendum after my answer, but for now, I’m pulling out my step ladder to crown Thunder’s Arena’s muscle freak giant, Troy Stevens, as the biggest of the sexy big men that I could find. Whether he’s the every fraction of an inch the 6’7″ Thunder’s puts him at, he’s incredibly huge!
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| What the fuck was Z-Man thinking?! |
Thunder’s only posted 2 matches featuring Troy, which is a shame. There’s a little bit of an Andre the Giant feel about these scenes of him destroying 5’10” playgirl muscle model, Z-Man. It’s as if these are two different species. One is a jaw-droppingly gorgeous muscle star, and the other is a classic Titan of Greek mythology. The size difference is just astonishing, and if there’s a Zeus in the pantheon of homoerotic wrestling giant men, I’d guess it’s the superhuman musclefreak, Troy Stevens.
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| Thunder’s Arena’s Enforcer: Giant, yes. But homoerotic wrestler? |
Addendum: Search engines on some of the homoerotic wrestling websites suck, so I very well may have missed some of the wrestlers who topped out at 6’4″ or taller. Feel free to point out where my list is lacking. I won’t take it personally (unless your a dick about it). Also, Thunder’s Arena actually posts their wrestler, The Enforcer, at 6’10” tall, a full 3″ taller than Troy (aka Zeus). However, I’m taking the liberty (since this is my list, after all) of disqualifying The Enforcer as not having actually “wrestled.” His “match” with Z-Man, and the attempted double team with “Tristian” (aka Aryx Quinn, aka Tristan Baldwin) strikes me as all gimmick, no wrestling. The Enforcer is undeniably huge, but… well, no, I’m just saying he doesn’t fit the requirements of qualifying as a homoerotic “wrestler.” His singular appearance with Thunder’s has much more the feel of a sideshow than of a wrestling match, or perhaps more accurately foreplay before Z-Man and Aryx got down to a legitimate tussle.
While it doesn’t take a giant over 6’4″ to get my blood pumping, this list of towering hunks proves that it doesn’t hurt, either! Bodies this big also tend to come with accompanying vulnerabilities, like weak joints, but a massive, giant homoerotic wrestler who can pump up and pound out a hot wrestling match is a wonder that can most definitely work for me.
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I'm with you, Bard; I too have quite a hankering' for the towering, larger than life, muscle dudes. They've got EVERYTHING that I'm looking for in another male…but in XXL size! Sadly, for so many, their egos also com in XXL. I wouldn't mind being the "toss around" jobber to Troy Stevens, Magnus and Maxon…AT THE SAME TIME! How great would THAT 3-on-1 match be??? Of course…I'd lose, but it'd be SUCH a sweet defeat! Like "Sly Stallone in the original "Rocky", I'd fight like hell to hang in there until the very end!
I love Clint Morgan, especially his early matches vs BBW and Dark Rogers. I have to go back into my collection now. Thanks for the reminder. :)I also need to check out Thunders Arena. I bought my first match from them a while back, based on one of Joe's posts at Ringside and I liked it. I'll check these guys out now, too.
With more research, I also found Thunder's 6'4" wrestler alum Rome & NK's Cole Street at 6'5"
And Can-Am's 6'4" James Ryan!
I love contrast matches between wrestlers, too: size as well as age, styles, degree of body hair and, in an as yet still unexplored in gay wrestling possibility, gear as well (as in, why not have a match with an underwear model type wearing actual underwear vs. a brawler heel type who wears jeans, t-shirts and boots?). The Zman/Troy Stevens match is a prime example of how much work the so-called jobber does. You can actually see Zack jumping up into Stevens arms to ease the effort of pressing him overhead (which is a skill wrestlers are taught in "legitimate" pro training camps), rolling dramatically and popping up again after Stevens "throws" him and generally running circles around the guy only to slam into him and bounce off as if Stevens is the proverbial immovable object. And that's on top of Zack's standard high level of wincing, glowering, quivering and generally selling the hell out of every match he's in.There's a moment where Zman has jumped into Steven's arms again, this time for a bearhug, Stevens doesn't really work the hold, and you can hear the director say, "Cut!" The scene then resumes with both guys in the same position, but this time Stevens is swinging Zack from side to side vigorously while Zack flails and eventually falls limp. I got the impression that they cut to either tell Stevens to be more aggressive and active or give him a breather (since he's dripping with sweat after 5 mintues–not a bad thing, but, hello, cardio!) or even point out that Zack is tough enough to "suffer" more punishment without breaking.Of course, I still liked the match. After all, I'm not that complicated: give a "victim" I think is hot and an aggressor who has some degree of menace, be it size, history or reputation, and I'm basically good. But considering that Stevens didn't do any other matches, I get the impression he got into Thunders thinking "easy money, only to find out it wasn't as easy as it looks.Sorry for the length of this post, but one of my favorite things about wrestling is noting how much effort the guys who play the role of hapless victims are actually putting in. It's strange, cuz while every single gay wrestling company produces a ton of matches with guys like that, I've still never once seen a public comment from anyone involved in the process, be it creating the matches or writing them up and promoting them afterwards, actually ever give one of those guys a single compliment for being good at what they're asked to be. I've seen posts complimenting those guys for being aggressive in other matches, but never once in over a decade for consistently delivering what they do best. Anyway, whatevs!
Thanks for your thoughts, Josh. I've certainly seen a lot of public comments and compliments for guys who take a good beating, but other than that, I agree with you completely. I've busted Zack's chops for hamming it up more than I like, but I totally agree with you that he takes a beautiful pounding. Both ends of a beatdown are required to make it happen and make it hot.
Damn, that Draco dude is hot! I've never seen him before but may just have to check out that match. I can't tell you how often your blog has turned me on to a wrestler that I didn't know. Thanks!