The Christmas cards keep rolling in, demonstrating over and over that homoerotic wrestlers are both the hottest and most generous hunks on the planet. Today the mailman dropped this intensely provocative work of performance art in my inbox, postmarked from the Cheshire Cat of homoerotic wrestling, Drake Marcos. Drake’s year-end wishes include a little something for you, a little something for me, and an unabashed bid for votes in BG East’s Best of 2013 poll.

The cover of Drake’s card is straightforward enough:

Open up the card, and Drake’s got more gifts to share:

Right back at you, stud! I’m dying to know who you have wrapped up under your tree, because I simply can’t believe an epic jobber like you is prepared to cash in on a promise like that yourself. Perhaps if you win a BG award this year (Jobber of the Year, Best Ring Match, Best Squash, Best Match) we’ll have to see if that swelling ego and ripping abs can back up can deliver on that promise.  Keep smiling, stud!