I came across gay wrestling fiction on the internet about twelve years ago. I stumbled across a sincere little site with very short stories of celebrities mixing it up at various levels of wrestling skill. Each match-up had headshots of the featured celebrities at the top of the page, with a shorthand description of the match. Somewhere along the way, the link died.
Author: wrestlebard
Young David


Seriously?
From reading his website, I’d get the impression that former Mr. Japan, Ken Yasuda may take himself a little too seriously. The “samurai warrior of the 21st century” bit is a little gratuitous and potentially ethnically-exploitative, I think. But catching this clip from “Just Another Romantic Wrestling Comedy,” makes me suspect that he may not take himself all that seriously after all. The scene of him all sweaty and aggressive in the ring (despite the fact his opponent is a woman) is very hot! Bodybuilders this big frequently don’t quite do it for me, but there’s something quite beautiful about his shape and motion. And if taking himself too seriously is the worst thing that could be said about him, I give him complete credit for building a stunning physique, competing naturally, and sincerely working hard to promote himself.
Mumbai Hunk

Personal Wrestlers

Browsing the internet, I came across this ADORABLE personal ad. The poster goes by Bay Wrestler, and the photos are candid shots of the BG East and NHB-Battle wrestler Patrick Donovan. It seems like he mostly gets the crap beat out of him in his wrestling matches, but he is stunning to watch – what an amazing chest! I can’t attest as to whether Bay Wrestler is actually, in fact, the same hottie wrestling under the name Patrick Donovan, but if it’s a fake, someone went to a lot of trouble posting a very charming, extensive personal ad with his photos. If it isn’t him, how disappointing to answer his ad and find someone else waiting for you!
True Bonus
One of the few downsides of my recent vacation was being out of the country for the beginning of season 2 of True Blood. Season 1 frequently left me breathless. Ryan Kwanten naked in nearly every episode was enough for the cost of an HBO subscription. The rest of the male cast are also gorgeous, including Sam Trammel, Stephen Moyer, and especially Alexander Skarsgård. I finally caught up with the first three episodes of season 2 yesterday, and was thrilled to see that Mehcad Brooks is showing up more frequently and in fewer and fewer clothes. Mehcad is one stunning specimen! I don’t know if I could decide between Ryan and Mehcad, if I were forced to choose between the two hunks (now that’s a nice fantasy!). The casting directors for this show have GOT to get a raise!

Vegan Muscle
For some reason MMA has never been able to hold my attention. Despite the frequent appearance of stunning looking beasts pounding and grinding on one another, the format doesn’t really do it for me. Perhaps it’s the chain-link (I know, not all MMA is caged). Perhaps it’s the board shorts (I know, MMA includes a variety of gear). I think most likely what really loses me is the over-injection of testosterone. It’s the same story told every fight. Whose gonads are pumping hardest, whose over-the-top ego-trip is backed up by more brutality? Somehow, all the ingredients for a turn on are there, but the formula just doesn’t do it for me. Despite this fact, I love that there was a vegan Ultimate Fighter champion. Now there’s a storyline twist that makes me smile. Hot kid, too!
Apropos of Nearly Nothing

This doesn’t have anything to do with wrestling, and I believe Marcus Schenkenberg is straight, but I’m posting this photo in honor of my recently completed European vacation. My tastes in men are pretty varied, but I certainly have a soft-spot for tall, gorgeous, shiny Scandinavians. I came home from vacation to find a few membership requests to the Producer’s Ring, so I’ll be processing those soon (thanks for your patience).
Smiles
Zack Vazquez just makes me smile. He appears in some solo porn work, but as far as I can tell appears to be straight. His wrestling performances on Thunder’s Arena are a hoot. He plays the cocky narcissist well, but somehow manages to keep me rooting for him anyway (usually not my type). Gorgeous body. Adorable face. Seems like he has a fun sense of humor. Thanks for sharing, Zack!

What Turned Me Gay (not really)


