I keep thinking that I’ve run out of sexy Trees of Woe to feature for my alliterative Wednesday post, but alas and again, another assortment to amuse the aficionado of the application of this hot hold.





I keep thinking that I’ve run out of sexy Trees of Woe to feature for my alliterative Wednesday post, but alas and again, another assortment to amuse the aficionado of the application of this hot hold.
A recurring theme in neverland is my kink-taste for text, and particularly dialogue in homoerotic wrestling. I think that amateur wrestling only revs my engine to a point, precisely because they execute a wrestling match so impersonally. It’s “just” sport, whereas throwing in some taunting, some screams of agony, some degradation and gloating dialogue, makes the wrestling about sorting out a relationship. Catching up on my, “I’ve got to own that some day” list, I was recently struck by the marathon, expert eroticism of Kid Leopard and Dick the Prick in BG East’s Submissions 4. This should be beat poetry, I think. When the action has moved to the mat room, and after KL has broken Dick’s spirits repeatedly, he schoolboy pins Mr. The Prick and begins grinding his crotch into Dick’s face.
“Yah, yah… so much for the pretty boy. Yah, so much for the fucking pretty boy. Pinned. Pinned with a dick in his face.” Dick begins to stroke his own cock as KL humps his face and heaps on the humiliation.
“Yah, pinned with a fucking cock going across his lips. Yah, ain’t it so, boy, huh? Ain’t it so? Yah… yah… fucked up in the ring, squashed on the mats, and now sucking crotch. Yes sir, pretty boy. Yes sir. That’s where you belong. That’s where you fucking belong…”
KL pulls his dick out of his trunks and proceeds to slap Mr. The Prick’s face with it, while Dick strokes his own cock harder, groaning louder as he does.
“That’s where you fucking belong. Yah… yah……… yah. Juice is flying isn’t it? Yah… yah… yah...”
KL turns around, dropping his ass on Dick’s face. He punches Dick’s hairy right pec, eliciting a groan. “Yah,” KL continues, “bridge that ass up!” Dick obediently arches his hips off the mat, until KL pounds his fists into Dick’s pecs again, driving Mr. The Prick back down.
“Yah, oh yah,” KL mutters, his balls pressed against dick’s lips. “Yah, fucker, pinned!”
Dick gasps. His body goes rigid, and then he erupts in cum shooting up his abdomen, his groans of ecstasy muffled with his mouth stuffed up KL’s ass.
“Pinned! Fucker! One…. two… three… pinned your ass. Now, I’m going to pin your dick.”
KL slides to Dick’s side and positions himself crotch-on-crotch, grinding his hard cock onto Dick’s.
“Yah, pinned your fucking dick,” KL mutters an instant before his own body begins to quiver. “One… two… three,” KL counts, cum streaming out of his cock precisely on the count of three. He stretches his body over top of his vanquished opponent, his face hovering a fraction of an inch over Dick’s.
“Not bad, punk.” Their lips lock together hungrily.
No one ought to be surprised that it was Topher who officially earned the first “Name That…” perfect score. He’s a homoerotic wrestling connoisseur who knows his stuff! Even with housework to do and guests to entertain, he still managed to correctly name all five of the cocks in yesterday’s quiz, along with all five (six, really) opponents in the matches pictured. In addition to being quiz master for the week (should that be cock master?), Topher gets a photo of one of my tats (whether he wants it or not) and he can name the subject matter for next week’s quiz, if he likes. Let’s just review the excellent work that Topher correctly turned in…
And specifically, this is Derek’s gorgeous cock after taking a prolonged and paradigmatically vicious ball beating at the hands of the master, Kid Vicious in BG East’s Ball Bash 1.
And impressively, Topher managed to tease out that this beautiful uncut cock-shot comes from DJ’s masterful humiliation of Dragon, who I gave a hard time for in my review of the match because I think Dragon has a dangerously low BMI (thus I’d buy him a hamburger). DJ’s cock in the sex round is a marvel. The python is so long, it’s no wonder that every opponent he faces at one time or another delights in racking up NK points by giving it a firm tug (and often suck). But lately, 9 times out of ten, most of DJ’s opponents get to know his cock up close and personal as he first shoves it down their throats and then, after a pony ride, pounds it up their asses.
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BBW v Liam Ryan – BG East’s Squared Circle 3: The Contest |
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Liam Ryan v Iain Scott – BG East’s Britbouts 2 |
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Iain Scott v Sean Patrick – BG East’s Sexy Showdown 3 |
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Sean Patrick v Dick the Prick – BG East’s X-Fights 22 |
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Dick the Prick v Jeff Jordan – BG East’s Wrestle Shack 1 |
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Jeff Jordan v Luis Camacho – BG East’s Matmen 15 |
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Dane Tarsen v Leo Lessard – BG East’s Britbouts 2 |
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Chip Slater v Jeff Jordan – BG East’s Wrestlefest 2 |
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Shane McCall v Jeff Jordan – BG East’s X-Fights 23 |
Whether or not it was an echo of Chip, Shane inevitably slapped Jeff to his back, immobilized the hunk’s right arm behind his neck and trapping Jeff’s left arm underneath Shane’s body. With Jeff’s big, round pecs completely vulnerable and open, Shane grabbed hold and cranked on the dial with gusto.
The pain contorting Jeff’s face juxtaposed with the wide eyed, enraptured joy on Shane’s face as he watches the fruits of his labors is absolutely smokin’ hot.
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Dick the Prick v Patrick Donovan – BG East’s Ringwars 4 |
When Patrick Donovan faced Dick the Prick in Ringwars 4, you had to expect Patrick’s broad, sexy pecs and gorgeous nipples to be in the sights of the Prick. Pretty much everyone had a go at squeezing every ounce of suffering from Patrick around that point in his career. Tall, handsome, lanky but with aesthetically compelling muscle tone, Patrick was on the menu over and over again.
Which made it all the sweeter when Patrick laced those mile long legs around the Prick’s abdomen and trapped Dick’a arms over his head, in order to have an unobstructed angle to pinch the punk’s right nipple. You can just see the look of fierce concentration forming as Patrick begins to go to town. There were a lot more blunt forms of abuse that Patrick could have employed at that very point, but his choice to twist the Prick’s nips so methodically signals to me that this is far from being simply about beating his opponent. This is about the delivery of pain for both physical and sexual domination.
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Bud Orton v Mark Nelson – BG East’s Wrestleshack 4 |
There was nothing but sexual domination that ever seemed to be on Bud Orton’s mind. Bud seemed to have a look about him as if he was perpetually moments away from an orgasm. Sweat soaked and aroused in Wrestleshack 4, he looks absolutely ravenous as his gaze fixes on Mark Nelson’s pecs.
Trapping Mark’s wrists behind his back, sure enough, Bud proceeds to torture his opponent’s nipple with his teeth. Of course, anything done with a wrestler’s mouth is going to be that much more homoerotic than if it were done with any other part of the body. RHW may want to pay it straighter than that, but the theory stays the same: some focused attention on nipples signals this is homoeroticism and not just latent sexuality disguised as macho aggression.
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Rusty Stevens v Mitch Colby – BG East’s The Breaking Point |
Examples are everywhere, of course. One of my favorite examples to illustrate pretty much anything is Rusty Stevens‘ clash of the titans with Mitch Colby in The Breaking Point. Rusty puts on a cocky, “I’m impervious” face to start any competition, but the display of his gorgeous body above seems to center his left nipple like a target.
And, indeed, Mitch takes aim and scores with a love/hate maneuver of simultaneous nipple twisting and kissing.
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Kid Leopard v Rusty Behr – BG East’s Punishment 1 |
On and on, nipple torture has a long and storied role in the homoeroticism of homoerotic wrestling. So RHW (or any other wrestling company, for that matter) is welcome to tell me to go fuck myself for backseat driving. I’d totally understand. And yet, still, I must persist. Give me a little stronger dose of the homoerotic in my wrestling if you aim to really satisfy.