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“Ben” co-stars in Alex’ series, Route 69

You may not realize it, but 2013 was the year of homoerotic wrestling fiction. About a year ago, I backed off of my hobby of writing homoerotic wrestling fiction, primarily to devote more time to this blog. But far from signaling the demise of the homoerotic wrestling fiction groups I run, we ended up posting more than 30 new, incredibly hot stories!  How does this math add up, you ask? It adds up with the help accomplished authors with a keen sense of wrestling kink willing to share their work for the pleasure of the community.

The other co-star of Route 69, Jeff.

I can’t thank author Alex enough for the incredible quality, not to mention quantity of new pieces of homoerotic wrestling fiction he has contributed. Alex has authored 3 barn-burner, crowd pleasing series in the Sidelineland group, including one set in the world of 80’s indy pro wrestling (AWL), another set in a very contemporary online superhero themed gay wrestling site (The Cave), and a third set, well, all over the place, as an homage to the 1960’s buddy adventure television series, Route 66, only the stars of Alex’ Route 69 are stunningly chiseled homoerotic wrestlers. Alex alone accounts for more than 20 of the new pieces of homoerotic wrestling fiction posted in 2013!

CelebWrestleFan’s (and my) muse, Josh Hutcherson is pumped and primed.

Alex has not only inspired countless homoerotic wrestling fans to read, but he’s also been a catalyst for new authors to come on board last year. CelebWrestleFan has contributed now 3 Hollywood hunk battles starring my personal infatuation, Josh Hutcherson. Another Alex, Alex R. has begun a series of postmodern, brutal gladiator-for-hire elimination tournament matches called Muscle Feast. And Axel has contributed the start of a new series, Celebrity Wrestling Federation. JobberinNYC also posted an achingly sweet match entitled, The Bartender.

Darius “the Black Muscle God” inspires my homoerotic wrestling fantasies.

Today, I’ve also posted my first new piece in many, many months, entitled The Champ. It was inspired by the most flattering request I’ve ever had: Darius “the Black Muscle God” asking me to write him into one of my stories. I was honored and nearly paralyzed by the pressure not to disappoint a stunningly hot wrestling hunk like Darius!

Mason Brooks is the Champ!

I went fishing for a suitable opponent for this match-up, and my first choice, Mason Brooks, was ready, willing, and able. Both Darius and Mason provided me boatloads of incredibly hot photos to illustrate the match. In fact, truth be told, I found myself repeatedly distracted by the mountain of sexy pics they provided. I’m not complaining, mind you! Just pointing out that these two studs are not just sexy as hell, but also incredibly generous, and they’re damn good sports for allowing me to fictionalize them.

I don’t know what 2014 holds for homoerotic wrestling fiction, but I’m bullish. I’ve already got a cue in my inbox of new contributions! If you aren’t a member of the Sidelineland or Producer’s Ring homoerotic wrestling fiction groups, get literate!

News Break

My heart pumped considerably harder a couple moments as I distracted myself from work by scanning the gayest news I could find today.  First, recurring star of homoerotic wrestling fantasies (and not just mine, anymore!), Josh Hutcherson adeptly discussed his sexuality in terms that both respect LGBT people and clarifies how much he likes women, but holds the door open for feeling the need to kiss a gorgeous guy at some point in the future.  Now, how about wrestle a gorgeous guy to the ground, sit on his face, and make him kiss your ass?  Watch for more wrestling stories starring my drug of choice, Josh Hutcherson, coming soon to Sidelineland from CelebWrestleFan.  Damn, I’m hot for Hutch….

Less than 100% straight.

My other double/triple take was seeing some pics from 2013 Gymnastics World Championships. Shots like this of beefy muscleboy Brandon Wynn gave me intensely arousing flashbacks to homoerotic wrestling fantasies that consumed my imagination during the Olympics last year. In the competition that matters most to me, it was Great Britain’s Louis Smith who pounded out the gymnast wrestling competition by smothering American Danell Leyva between his thighs while the Yank was trapped in the ropes.  I’ve got to say here and now that American Brandon Wynn, who was not on the U.S. Olympic team a year ago, very well could make a serious run at crushing Louis’ luscious body with those insanely huge arms!  Sweet gymnastics gods above!!!  What do you think, does pumped powerhouse Brandon Wynn have what it takes to beat Olympic homoerotic wrestling champ Louis Smith?  What’s the finishing move?

Could 5’7″, 163 lbs  beefcake Brandon Wynn take…
…5’10”, 168 lbs, Louis Smith?
Built to Bearhug!?
I’ve got a really big hunch (massive) that Brandon Wynn could bring gold medal winning homoerotic wrestling gymnast Louis Smith to his knees!

Homoerotic Wrestling Fiction

It’s always a sweet treat for me to read the homoerotic wrestling fiction of another author. There’s just something intensely intimate and inspired about engaging my erotic imagination through the lens of another wrestling fanatic’s eyes. Happily, there are several authors contributing to the growing archives in the Sidelineland fiction site (no shit, 67 stories!), and more imminently on their way!

Meet the Spartan

Prolific and talented contributor Alex has garnered a host of hardcore fans of his homoerotic wrestling fiction, largely encompassing three awesome serials: the AWL 80’s pro wrestling genre, the Cave internet homoerotic wrestling production, and the Route 69 buddy road trip turned erotic wrestling at every turn. Alex’ newest contribution is in the Cave series, this time bringing back a very, very memorable character, Xaq the “Spartan” who we were introduced to in The Cave Undercard 1. Spartan quite literally was forced to kiss his first opponent’s mouthwatering ass in submission, so this teen bodybuilder is absolutely gagging for the chance to redeem himself his second go at The Cave.

Josh Hutcherson
Josh Hutcherson. Drives. Me. Wild. (don’t judge!)

A new contributor, CelebWrestleFan, has been speaking directly to some of my fondest celebrity homoerotic wrestling fantasies by contributing a new series of stories centering around the beautiful young men of Hollywood, vying for roles in the biggest new big screen productions. I’m insanely infatuated with a certain Hunger Game’s studpuppy with the squarest jaw on the planet, and it seems CelebWrestleFan is right there with me, posting not one, but two hardcore homoerotic wrestling battles starring knee-bucklingly beautiful Josh Hutcherson and his on-screen/off-screen rival, hot-bodied Alexander Ludwig (with much more than a cameo by fellow HG castmate and back-on-the-market Aussie beefsteak, Liam Hemsworth.

Alexander Ludwig is having a really, really hard time getting a break in Hollywood!

There’s a new author who just today sent me material I’ll be working on shortly to format for the Sidelineland group, so stay tuned for still another take on our favorite topic: homoerotic wrestling. Sidelineland fiction is open to any fan of homoerotic wrestling interested in reading and contributing to the archives of hot wrestling fantasies. Just to screen out the crazies as best I can, you will need to officially apply to join the group. Membership criteria is pretty basic (don’t be a raging homophobe or tasteless jerk), so if homoerotic wrestling fiction scratches an inch, come join us.  We’ll help you reach the really hard spots to scratch!

Family Drama… the Most Brutal Drama of All!

I’ve recently put pen to page for the first time in months, writing new homoerotic wrestling fiction. The break in this long dry spell feels like a fresh spring shower. It’ll probably be a while before I have something in shape to publish, but in the mean time, Alex has written a piece especially for the Producer’s Ring that has me dizzy with delight.  For those who don’t know, the Producer’s Ring is a creation of mine, comprised of a universe in which geopolitical power has been subsumed under the elites of the entertainment-industrial complex.  The most powerful man on earth is Eli Brody, who makes all of the most important decisions in casting the hunks of entertainment by relying on homoerotic wrestling competitions. It’s a quirky universe formed out of my own kinks and fantasies, pitting celebrity muscles against one another in ranging degrees of explicit erotic competition. One of the more explicit venues in the Producer’s Ring is the series of “Focus Group” matches, set in a Seattle bathhouse. With an all-gay, sexed up audience looking on, celebrities desperate to demonstrate that they’ve got what it takes to win fans battle in nothing but a terrycloth towel (though I don’t think anyone has managed to keep their towel on through an entire match). “Winning” is as much about inspiring the sexual fantasies of the Focus Group as it is about coming out on top in the bare naked physical confrontation.  It’s been a while since I’ve posted a new story to Producer’s Ring, but yesterday I had the pleasure of publishing a Focus Group match written by Alex.

Chris Hemworth dripping wet.

Alex has done a fantastic job of capturing the quirks and idiosyncrasies of the Producer’s Ring, and he’s written a stunningly sexy brother-on-brother Focus Group confrontation between Chris and Liam Hemsworth.  As if in reply, the Chris Hemsworth PR machine (in the real-life universe) just allowed Thor to be captured soaking wet and ripped to shreds wrapped in terrycloth at the beach.

Chris makes terrycloth look so good!

Chris made me a believer in packing on the beef for his divinely hot superhero performances. That  body!  6’3″ and stacked like a comic book superhero, this blond bombshell inspires an infinite supply of homoerotic wrestling fantasies in my imagination. But when I heard that Chris has an aspiring actor “little” brother who’s also 6’3″ and a tasty side of beef, my brother-on-brother fetish was absolutely tweaked. “Little” Liam is nowhere near the muscle boy that his big (BIG) brother is, but hell yeah! I’d lick him from head to toe and make him forget Billy Ray’s daughter with an over-the-knee backbreaker blow job any day of the week!

“Little” Liam Hemsworth looks to follow in his brother’s footsteps?

Thor, the Huntsman… Chris is clearly a rising stock in Hollywood. But so is Liam. The little Hemsworth got oiled up and eroticized in his breakout role opposite now-fiance’ Miley, and he’s riding a PR bulldozer in the franchise of Hunger Games. Hollywood could very well be big enough for two sexy-beast Aussie brothers, of course. But in the Producer’s Ring? Highly unlikely!

Liam glows with a sheen of sweat and perky nips.

Alex’ Focus Group match tells a story that my homoerotic wrestling imagination is aching for: Hemsworth v Hemsworth. Terrycloth towels (only briefly) wrapped around their waists… stimulated bathhouse gayboys watching on and working up a wave of passion… big, beautiful muscle on big, beautiful muscle! A backstory of hard feelings that always arise from the bullying of big brothers makes this a fantastic drama and a outrageously sexy combat.

Liam prepares for the mind games of the Producer’s Ring.

Love, love, love this match! Alex has permission to write for Producer’s Ring anytime! As for me, having watched Hunger Games and only read the first book, I just have to scratch my head and wonder what magic Liam is smuggling in his trunks to make his character in Games the leading man choice over gorgeously and adorably nerdilicious hunk with a superhero square jaw, Josh Hutcherson.

I’d kick a Hemsworth to the curb for a shot at this alpha dog!

I smell a grudge match shaping up!