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| Rolando delivers the whacks on Mike Paris in BG East’s Ringwars 7 |
I know somebody who needs a spanking today… and that somebody is me!
It’s my birthday! I love my birthdays. I have friends who dread them, but I’ve never had a birthday that I didn’t look forward to. You know what they say about the alternative. Another year older is another year not being dead yet, and I love life. So bring on spanking!
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It must have been Peter Bishop’s birthday when he wrestled Dino Phillips
in BG East’s X-Fights 11 |
Normally, spanking isn’t exactly my thing. I mean, physical domination and humiliation works for me (like I need to tell a neverland reader that!), but spanking for the sake of spanking isn’t at the top of my list of what I need. But a birthday isn’t a typical day, and particularly after searching for some hot photos of homoerotic wrestlers leaving a handprint on some shiny, bare assess, I know what I’m wishing for as I blow out my birthday cake candles.
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| Brad Rochelle leaves a mark on Billyboy’s vulnerable cheeks in BG East’s Demolition 2 |
I had decided to come up with a list (because I seem to be all about lists and awards lately) of the homoerotic wrestlers I’d most prefer to deliver my whacks. The image of
Brad Rochelle’s fingerprints outlined in angry red across
Billyboy’s lucky ass in BG East’s
Demolition 2 quickly popped into my mind. I’d lie about it being my birthday once a month if it meant I’d be forced to assume the position across Brad’s thigh!
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Cameron Mathews won’t soon forget to call him
Mr. Joshua after his Wrestler Spotlight encounter |
My perpetual crush on BG East’s Joshua Goodman (that’s Mr. Joshua to you!) makes me strongly identify with the lucky, lovely bubble butt of Cameron Mathews getting wedgied and swatted a hot red under the complete control of Mr. Joshua’s gorgeous body for Cameron’s Wrestler Spotlight. I’d refuse to call him “Mr. Joshua” for at least 42 whacks (or so), just to soak in the sublime ecstasy of suffering a Joshua Goodman humiliation!
The image of ripped, studly twink Skip Vance landing a cracking open palm across his lover’s naked ass in BG East’s Sexy Showdown 6 works for me as well, with extra credit for the fact that the lanky lover getting spanked here is none other than reigning homoerotic wrestler of the month, Christian Taylor (aka Chris Cox). The sweetest birthday present of all would probably be joining in on this intensely erotic homo wrestling fun, trading places with each of these gorgeous boys giving and taking my butt clenching smacks!
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| Skip gets it back from Mike Martin in BG East’s Wet & Wild 4 |
Of course, Skip taking his whacks is also an inspiring sight, with handsome hottie Mike Martin sitting on his face and yanking down his trunks. Yep, this would be my choice of the preferred position for me to be forced to assume for my birthday spanking.
But all right, if I have to pick the one homoerotic wrestling hunk to make celebrating hurt so good… if I’m backed into a corner and required to pick just one out of the lineup of my favorite wrestlers to star in my own personal spanking birthday fantasy, truth be told, I’d pick my reigning
favorite homoerotic wrestler (non-pornboy),
Kid Karisma. The reasons are many, but first and foremost, Kid K clearly enjoys the task… a lot!
His evil laughter at yanking
Z-Man’s trunks up his crack and making the playboy model spasm in shock at the hard swat sends chills down my spine while warming my crotch delightfully.
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| Headscissors-as-excuse for an ass slapping. |
Kid Karisma absolutely tenderized the twinky ass of fierce little
Len Harder for boatloads of
Florida Fun. From just about every angle, Kid K beat on Len’s skinny ass relentlessly.
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| Fold-over face-pin underneath Kid K’s crotch? Just another opportunity to slap ass! |
And as
Kid Karisma himself made quite clear, he’s nothing if not
the life of the party. So definitely, to celebrate my day I’m thinking of a certain red-headed, musclebound, freckle faced, bubble-butted beauty to pin me down, sit on my face, and pound out slow, nothing-held-back whacks across my bare ass, raising a perfectly harmonized chorus of my cries of pain and Kid K’s rumbles of sadistic laughter.
Then let’s turn down the lights, turn up the house music, and dance until I drop on my bright red, aching, happy ass in exhaustion! Life is good!
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Happy B'day, Bard… enjoy your special day!
I dont know what I've found more intoxicating in your last few posts, your vivid use of language or the great pictures used to illustrate your point! But damn, just wanted to thank you for your overall body of work!
I hope you got a good spankin' on your birthday! Thanks for all the great posts and hope you enjoyed your Bday.