I enjoy a complex recipe of favorite veterans and promising newbies in what I look for in tasty homoerotic wrestling fare. Fresh blood piques my imagination, leaving me pondering who may become a familiar favorite over time and who could be a one hit wonder. Newbies are all promise and possibility, and there’s something exciting about remembering that tomorrow’s stars always start as untested unknowns vying for victory and, even more importantly, the affections of fans. The new mid-summer half-catalog release from BG East out yesterday is a beautiful example of mouthwatering staples sprinkled with spicy new faces to ignite the taste buds. To keep things unexpected and unpredictable, here are the beautiful hunks making their BG East debuts.
‘Tis the Season
Looking for that certain something to buy for a homoerotic wrestling fan (like you… or me?!). In honor of our full-contact, to-the-death annual holiday tradition, you can pick up some sweet deals at some of your favorite erotic wrestling suppliers. So unzip, pull out your wallet, and do your part to spread some holiday cheer.
BG East is giving you an extended 48 hours to enjoy it any of their VOD matches. Arena members also get 25% off VODs, and of course, there are more VOD’s for Arena members, but even non-members can pick up choice entertainment, such as watching Damien Rush force feed LJL his hot, hairy pec and put in his bid to make the little guy his muscle worshipper in Backyard Brawls 8. Sale ends December 2, so get on it!
Can-Am is currently running a $15 overstock sale on dozens of DVDs as they clear out some storage (hopefully meaning they’ve got a lot of new releases they need to stock up on!). There are some classics in the overstock selection, including watching massive Billy Herrington smash muscleman Mark Wolff’s face into the lockers in Lords of the Lockerroom.
Rock Hard Wrestling has 30% off any download from catalog’s 1-14 for you to snag through December 2. There are dozens of matches you have access to for the discounted price, including such favorites of mine as stunningly hot Brit Will Stanley taking a boatload of punishment from always dangerous Ethan Andrews, before turning the tables and shutting up the smart ass scrapper but good!
Thunder’s Arena has a “Black Friday” sale still up as of today, including a Bearhug Challenge with one of my infatuations, Archer, trying to out-bearhug massively Big Shawn (with bonus footage of Specimen showering and posing poolside!). Also, with coupon code BFRY2, you can get 20% of downloads and 40% of DVDs purchased. I don’t know how long the sale runs, but it looks like you can still get in on the Black Friday deals at Thunders as of now.
Joe’s post this morning was serendipitous. As is so often the case, right about the time something occurs to me regarding homoerotic wrestling, Joe has just posted on the topic. In this case, I was even thinking of the phrase “cross-pollination,” as I reflected on the tempting allure of playing the game “what-if” with the chess pieces of homoerotic wrestlers from different production companies. Regular readers will be quick to point out that I’ve bemoaned too much of a good thing in the past. I’ve been quick to complain about “over-exposure” of wrestlers appearing everywhere at once, showing up simultaneously featured in new releases by competing productions. But if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: I see no virtue in constancy, and like so many great men before me, I’m willing to allow that my opinions on important subjects “evolve.” Whether today’s post is evolution or merely me reveling in my own self-contraditions, only time will tell. However here’s my theme for today, picking up on Joe’s introduction of the topic of cross-pollination: which brand-loyal (for now) homoerotic wrestlers would I most like to see matched up against each other in cross-production matches? Considering only the boys who I’ve only seen (or remember) wrestling for one and only one homoerotic wrestling company, here are the dream matches that are making me reconsider the moral good of cross-pollinating wrestlers.
|Austin Wolf (6’4″, 235 lbs) v Diego Diaz (6’3″, 185 lbs)|
For example, my first pairing for this mental exercise is the hypothetical match that really started me down this path. Thunder’s Arena has a new stunningly handsome muscle giant by the name of Austin Wolf who grabs me with both hands and turns my crank hard! Wow, just… wow. His dismantling of fellow Thunder’s rookie Hooper absolutely enthralls me. It’s a catchweight scenario. Little Hoop is just fucked from the moment he walks on the mat and looks up, up, up at the bottom of Wolf’s chin towering over him. Wolf’s look completely delights me. A big, long, giant of a man who can pack on aesthetically luscious muscle mass is just priceless. And that’s when it hits me. Austin Wolf will never be fully realized in my mind until he climbs into the ring against BG East Latino beauty Diego Diaz. I have no idea what would happen next. Although essentially eye-to-eye, Diego is giving up a reported (but I’m skeptical) 50 pounds, though his conditioning looks far superior to Wolf’s. I have a hunch that Austin Wolf would not be tossing around Diego like a sack of potatoes!
|Archer (5’9″, 150 lbs) v Michael Vineland (??)|
|Victor Paz (6’2″, 172 lbs) v Jimmy Clay (??)|
|Lon Dumont (5’7″, 150 lbs) v Coupe (6’1″, 215 lbs)|
|Cratos (5’9″, 200 lbs) v Kid Karisma (5’8″, 170 lbs)|
|Tyrell Tomsen (5’11, 185 lbs) v Alexi Ivanov (6′, 170 lbs)|
The final pairing that occurred to me was BG East’s resident adonis, Tyrell Tomsen, facing the Russian battleboy, Rock Hard Wrestling’s exclusive, Alexi Ivanov. Again, both of these men rock me hard, although in different ways. Tyrell is just a fucking god, full stop. I think if I ever actually met this man in person, I’d melt away in a pool of mindless lust. Alexi, on the other hand, compels me from a different angle. He’s got a drive and personality that keep me tuning into watch him despite his lackluster performances thus far in the ring. There’s story in his eyes that begs for more definition and attention, and putting him in the ring with the chiseled muscle god Tyrell seems to me to be a beautiful intervention to aid Alexi’s full emergence into the world of homoerotic wrestling. Don’t even think this is anything but a rip ‘n’ strip match. And you know that lovely, rippled, lean Alexi is going to spend hours racked across Tyrell’s thigh in an OTK backbreaker (or 20). But possibly, just maybe, the divine beauty of Tyrell bashing him from corner to corner might just awaken within Alexi the Drago-within, because you and I also know that this kid is a genetically engineered erotic-wrestling-sleeper-cell left over from the cold war and surely and inevitably designed to go nuts all over some entirely naked muscle boy (aka, Tyrell) and own his ebony body tied up in the ropes and tortured to exquisite perfection. I swear, that’s all inside Alexi’s hot-yet-wooden wrestling body, just waiting to explode all over Tyrell’s bulging pecs.
Who are the brand loyal battle boys you’d like to see cross-pollinate all over each other?