The final spot in the final round of this “Great Homoerotic Wrestling Kiss-Off” is filled. Gabriel Ross and Lorenzo “Jake” Lowe delivered a crushing 52-22 defeat to Ethan Andrews and Christian Taylor’s liplock, setting up today’s decisive face-off.
Rusty Stevens v Kevin Crowes – Can-Am’s Pro Sex Fight 4
The first homoerotic wrestling kiss from a recent release to crush the competition is from Can-Am’s Pro Sex Fight 4. Veteran pornboy wrestler Rusty Stevens, relatively early in the action, has tied gorgeous rookie pornboy wrestler Kevin Crowes into the ropes, beaten him sadistically with a cocky intensity that Rusty does better than almost anyone, and then suddenly grabs Kevin by the chin and plants a lustful, voracious kiss across the angelic beauty’s gasping mouth. This awesome kiss captures a hit of “innocence” spoiled, the devilish Rusty driving angelic Kevin (he literally has wings!) mad with erotic passion-laced torture.
Gabriel Ross v Lorenzo “Jake” Lowe – BG East’s Wrestle Shack 16
The second homoerotic wrestling kiss to vie for your vote is from BG East’s Wrestle Shack 16, in which curly-haired British cherub Gabriel Ross shocks, awes, and then grabs the back of Lorenzo “Jake” Lowe’s head and plants a taunting, teasingly passionate liplock on LJL’s receptive lips. Gabriel has long owned the homoerotic wrestling universe’s “angelic little devil” territory, and yet more recently hitting the gym with such ferocity that he’s sporting intensely powerful, aesthetically intoxicating, and “nothing little about them” muscles upon which that same curly haired cherubic face sits. Gabriel’s most impressive muscle is center stage in this fantastic wrestling kiss, his phenomenal erection straining the confines of his underwear in anticipation of conquering and claiming LJL’s instantly legendary bubble butt. This shot captures both the eroticism of physical dominance as Gabriel controls a weak-kneed LJL, but also the eroticism of psychological dominance, with Jake leaning in, clearly awed and defenseless under the muscle-beating amorous onslaught of the cruel, muscleboy cherub.
Worthy candidates. A hard choice. I can’t wait to see what you decide!
I’m not going to apologize for a moment for taking an extra day or two to savor and study the new releases I’ve got in my hands now from BG East’s catalog100, before I make my pick for homoerotic wrestler of the month. There are just too many instantly credible candidates to rush this decision. So I’ll make that call tomorrow. Maybe the next day. Depends on whether I need an IV drip to replenish fluids as I go.
But I will marvel briefly once again at the momentousness of BGE100. Celebrating 100 catalogs of the highest quality homoerotic wrestling, BG East has given more than a passing nod to both their past and future with their choice of wrestlers and matches to be featured for the anniversary edition. Marrying the best of homoeroticism and the best of professional wrestling takes a lot of heart, a lot of art, and maybe even a little good luck to be as successful as BG East has been. So here’s my nod to whatever it is that adds up to their formula for a long and healthy relationship with their avid fans, in this case: something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.
Old School BG East Matmen: Robin Carter and Big D!
Something“old”: I’m calling out another epic revival to accompany the earthshaking return ofboth Brad Rochelle and Kid Leopard to the BG East ring. Almost/even more anticipated is BG East’s grab bag of mat matches “from the vaults,” highlighting out most notably for me a Matmen24 match featuring classic matman RobinCarter and the living legend himself, “Big D” Ward. Big D was awarded a lifetime achievement award at the end of Wrestlefest 2 which was, what, 10 years ago at least!? Big D’s dominance on the mat was always AMAZING to watch, and his sudden and long absence from new releases was marked by many with grief and mourning. Bringing this “old” gem out from the vaults and dusting it off for catalog 100 is fulfilling the wishes of hundreds of Big D fans clamoring for more of the legendary master of the mats for years!
Trey Dixon is just one of the rookies debuting in catalog 100
Something “new”: I think one of the things that BG East does simply better than just about anyone is constantly recruiting top quality new talent, and they did not spare new faces in putting together catalog 100. I’ve already noted the jaw dropping looks of new fantasymen Kip Sorrell and Lane Hartleyfrom Fantasymen 35. Also eye-catching (to say the least) is g-g-gorgeous newcomer Trey Dixon getting every impressive inch of his mouthwatering body squeezed through the ringer of Jake Ryder’s erotically sadistic will in X-Fights 36.
Lorenzo “Jake” Lowe borrows muscle hunk Flavio’s trunks to towel off, but don’t worry, he gives the sweat-soaked undagear back.
Something “borrowed”: So Lorenzo “Jake” Lowe’s opponent in Undagear 20, Flavio” could be something new and something blue as well, but I’ve settled on celebrating the “something borrowed” in this match. LJL has his hands full of the bulging muscles all over incredibly built Flavio, but happily both of these boys get stripped to barely mentionable thongs. Owning a massively constructed hunk of beauty like Flavio is no small feet for “little” LJL, so it’s no wonder the hot BG East executive has sweat pouring off his body in streams before long. Fortunately, Flavio’s baby blue and incredibly sexy trunks serve as suitable towel to soak up LJL’s perspiration. Like the gentleman he is, though, LJL returns the garment… in the rookie’s face… where it lands with a splat.
Marco Carlow’s blue trunks, like his groin, are nearly ripped apart by Jake Jenkins!
Something “blue”: It looks like Joe at Ringside at Skull Island is as captivated by the main event on Undagear 20 as I am: muscled babyface beauties “the original” Jake Jenkins and Marco Carlow. There’s so much right about this match, including but not limited to the change of wardrobe about halfway through. Before that, though, I could stare for days at the most amazing battle of all in this contest: the seams of Marco’s blue trunks nearly ripped apart time and time again as JJ ties the muscleboy up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. There’s so much goodness packed inside that blue fabric, and JJ displays it from every angle physically possible. And I’m the master of spoilers, so stop reading now if you don’t want to know too much…. because Marco’s blue trunks nearly could have counted toward “something borrowed,” except for the fact that JJ does not give them back!
So I need to get back to sucking down gatorade and staring at more of catalog 100 until my eyes burn. Catch you on the other side of ecstasy.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from polling neverland readers, it’s never to be too confident in my expectations. For example, I’d fully have expected that semi-final match-ups would be more competitive than quarter-final match-ups. Considering the overall vote-getters from the earlier round, I’d also have thought that Rusty Stevens and Kevin Crowes were the underdogs coming in against Lorenzo “Jake” Lowe and Steven Ponce, who scored the most lopsided quarter-final victory. Not for the first time, and I’m sure not for the last, my expectations were proven wrong. Rusty’s bondage liplock on angelic Kevin pounded the living hell out of Lorenzo and Steven’s ball-claw/face-suck combo, absolutely squashing them 95-38! Rusty and Kevin completely bulldoze their way into the finals! Now to decide who they’ll face there.
Curly haired cherubic beefcake Gabriel takes Lorenzo Lowe under his spell.
It might be understandable that Rusty and Kevin’s potential rivals for the final round could be a little intimidated, but this is professional homoerotic wrestling. These guys have nothing if not abundant ego-strength. For example, Lorenzo “Jake” Lowe gets a second crack at the final round thanks to his unapologetic second appearance in the semi-finals getting mesmerized by the lips of the beefy pornboy cherub, Gabriel Ross from BG East’s Wrestleshack 16. Gabriel won his own reader’s poll a while back, being voted by neverland readers as sexiest Britat BGE, so that, along with his humungous erection, bulging muscles, and the definition of baby-face, brings serious credibility to this semi-final appearance. All of that combined with Lorenzo’s bubble butt and look of hypnotic ecstasy as Gabriel grabs his head and goes in for the liplock, makes this kiss a serious contender.
Ethan Andrews makes a play for Christian Taylor to forget about his boyfriend (and you to vote them into the final round)!
But do not count out, never count out, Ethan Andrews and Christian Taylor. Christian, the reigning resident kissing bandit of BG East, got two dips in the well from the quarter-finals, but it was just his barely thonged, flat-on-his back, wrists pinned to the mat oral conquering by lustful Ethan Andrews in Gazebo Grapplers 15 that earned him this trip to the semis. Cock grinding into cock, luscious, lean bodies, and Ethan explicitly on offense to woo Christian so hard that he forgets about his boyfriend, Skip Vance, back at home, add up to a stunningly hot option to potentially take these boys to the finals.
In my younger, more naive days, I’d have been willing to try to handicap a match like this, but after yesterday’s vicious, lopsided crushing, I’m keeping my mouth shut, because I have no idea who you’re about to vote for!
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