This is the way every wrestling pre-match pose down ends…
… in my mind. (via Towleroad)
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BG East just released catalog 102, and among a whole bevy of beautiful wrestling promised, there’s one news item I have to gush over immediately.
Logan Vaughn has made his BG East debut in Hunkbash 15! If you don’t know Logan Vaughn, let me introduce you. Logan, this is your soon-to-be adoring wrestling fan base. Neverland readers, this is stunningly gorgeous porn star Logan Vaughn.
Do you ever shoot the shit with other wrestling fans and talk about non-wrestlers who should be not only wrestling, but wrestling in the homoerotic end of the pool? I know you do. Me, too. And I kid you not, about a year ago I had a sidebar with a wrestling fan who knows both wrestling and porn, and I proposed that one hot hunk of porn star beef who would be awesome in the homoerotic wrestling ring would be Logan Vaughn. My conversation partner agreed wholeheartedly. And there it ended.
And then I pull up catalog 102 and see Logan Vaughn is the new BG East poster boy! Fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Now industry observers will, I’m sure, note that this is not technically Logan’s first foray into the wrestling scene. Technically, a little over a year ago he appeared with Aryx Quinn and a boatload of other pornboys in Jet Set Men’s “Ultimate Top,” a parody of a reality-show wrestling elimination competition. Logan’s performance in that release was what stoked my imagination about his promise, but to be clear, his wrestling work in Ultimate Top is extremely weak and mostly just brief foreplay for him getting fucked in the ring. But those gargantuan, mouthwatering legs of his absolutely blew my mind! Just imagine wrapping those beasts around an opponent’s noggin and milking every last ounce of consciousness out of him!!!
Perhaps we don’t need to imagine any longer, because Logan’s BG East debut is a ring match against newcomer pro heel big, beautiful Lane Hartley. Logan’s thighs don’t look like they were quite as mammothly conditioned as I’ve seen them before, but they’re huge, hairy, and he looks picture perfect in trunks, boots, and the BG East wrestling ring!
BG East and Logan Vaughn. Two fantastic things that I’ve thought for a long time would be spectacular together.
Friday Fashion
I have finally completed my assigned work for a major deadline (for which I was threatened with having big, juicy heels hunt me down if I didn’t get it done… yes, I was torn). So back to blogging. I had a few Friday Fashion suggestions come in from my last appeal for competitors. Today’s couture combat was spotted by reader Dan, who would like to see a runway battle between two hot muscle hunks who sported the same baby blue Adidas trunks. First to wear them was longtime friend of neverland Darius, who drove his opponent, Trent Blayze, insane by working every inch of that fabric with his gorgeous, meaty muscled ass in Muscle Madness 1. Then just 5 BG East catalogs later, blond, blue-eyed bombshell pretty Pete Sharp stuffed his massive package down those same trunks in Kid Karisma’s Wrestler Spotlight. From the front, from the back, both muscle boys scored a win as far as I was concerned with regard to sporting the ideal, classic muscleman wrestling gear. But Dan and I want to know, in this contest of contrasts, which stunning side of beef wore it best? Check out the options and vote below.
Friday Fashion
Yes, it’s another Saturday edition of Friday Fashions. By a vote of 84 to 34, my reigning favorite homoerotic wrestler Kid Karisma trounced bulging newcomer Dylon Roberts for the title of who wore that low slung, made-for-erotic-wrestling singlet best. Right now, Kid K can do absolutely no wrong in my eyes, so this comes as not surprise to me. The only thing that would be better would be to see the karismatic one bust onto a taping of Roberts back in that singlet and watch the ginger menace strip him naked and shove the singlet (among other things) down his throat. Get down on your knees and pucker up, Dylon, because you can kiss Kid Karisma’s award winning ass and admit what more than 70% of neverland readers recognize: he wore it best.
So, homoerotic wrestling fashionistas, who else needs to go bulge-to-bulge to decide which hot hunk wore the same item of wrestling gear best?
Tuesday Trunk Pulls
I’m huddled under a blanket and on the phone with my contractor to improve the insulation in my house before another polar vortex hits. So before my fingers freeze, let’s just admire the fine art that is the homoerotic wrestling trunk pull…
Oorah!
Muscle Domination Wrestling has launched their most recent season, including some surprising new faces. Some of the faces are surprisingly familiar, if new to MDW. Braden Charron and Darius have returned to follow up there recent debuts with MDW. Joining them are the stunning, superhero body and jawline of Brad Barnes, as well as a masked mystery man who goes by Brad Mascaras. Those luxuriously hot muscle and distinctive tats on Mascaras unmistakably belong to a certain devastatingly pretty go go boy turned bodybuilder at BG East, though as a masked heel, that bod tells a whole different story. And in case it didn’t reach out and grab your balls like it did mine, did you notice that there’s an oil wrestling and forced muscle worship scenario starring Brad Barnes!?
A brand new face, belonging to a gorgeous, hot body, is Carter Alexander. The marine “drill sergeant” ostensibly makes his debut (you can pick him out of another match by way of the distinctive tattooing and those fantastically sexy square boulder shoulders) in Hazed and Humiliated 5, giving aspiring marine recruit Tony Law just a taste of what it would be like to earn his way into the corps.
This match works for me on a number of levels, not the least of which is the level where seeing Carter and Tony’s bods locked together in battle grabs me by the groin. It’s not just the hot bodies, though. I have this thing about clothed guys crushing and owning guys in briefs or less. There’s just something that fires me up about that imbalance, clothes v skin. It takes me to a place where physical domination turns deeply erotic, with a hot hunk (in this case, Tony) not just conquered, but owned, garnished, and served raw. The “look what I can do to you” aspect of it deeply moves me. If it were topped off with a stripped naked over-the-knee spanking, forced cock sucking, and tied in the ropes power fuck, the whole perfect journey would be complete. But that’s not MDW, and ripped rookie Carter does not take it that direction. But I’m buying what that stud is selling, nonetheless. And then, of course, there’s the level of military kink. I hardly consider myself a full-on soldier boy fetishist, but the pages of this blog are littered with my kink-adjacent musings about the hotness of a wrestling hunk in uniform. With DADT repealed, I’d be happy to give the marines a tryout if it includes testing the muscle of gritty pretty boy drill sergeant Carter… in the ring… with a bottle of baby oil nearby… and possibly some lube…
I’m putting Carter Alexander on notice that his fine, fine ass absolutely must continue to appear in the ring. He’s come on like a house on fire in his debut, and already, I can see so much over the top potential. He’s still raw, no doubt. A (very) pretty face and a lickably sexy body are necessary, but not sufficient criteria for holding our attention for long in the homoerotic wrestling scene. But there’s something behind Carter’s eyes that makes me think he could become a major draw with a more stable character, more time in front of the camera, a lot more knocks learned inside the ring, and a dose of domination-cum-eroticism injected deep in one of those lovely, hard, bulging muscles.
Winter Becomes You
Eye of the Cyclone recently rebooted a new story arc for a once defeated superhero, Subzero. Years ago, Subzero was betrayed and conquered by his former partner-turned-villain Cobra. Fortunately, Subzero was able to survive and return to his ice fortress for extended hibernation and recuperation (to say the least). Proving that we could all use our beauty sleep, Subzero possessed a lean “swimmer’s build” body when he went into deep freeze, but emerged from his 0 Kelvin spa-years with a bodacious bubble butt and hot, hot, hotly muscled everything!
Like all epically hot, beautiful superheroes, there’s nothing more compelling and sexy than seeing Subzero back in a new chapter and instantly in a hot latex-laden battle with a big, bearish brute who goes by Xtractor. Just released last week, the second chapter of this serial features the threat of aggressive sucking, a bearhug, and a superhero’s erect manhood crushed.
D-d-damn! If Subzero needs a sidekick-with-benefits, can please someone at Eye of the Cyclone let him know I’ll watch his back for him? A lot.
In Other Words
I’ve been slacking off on reading the other words of insight, wisdom and confession from the homoerotic wrestling blogosphere. I find this a dangerous state of affairs, as I can be lulled to complacency in my own echo chamber if I don’t partake of the vital conversations of others with their eyes, ears, and often their bodies on the scene. So here’s a quick round-up of what others are musing on when it comes the topic you and I enjoy most.
In the genre of wrestlers blogging…
CameronWrestler – Cameron Matthews posted yesterday a classified ad for a pair of Braden Charron’s posing trunks. Cameron has been booking custom videos and private matches for several hot wrestling hunks like Braden, and clearly he’s also happy to pass along the word that you can have the banana hammock that’s cradled the package where your face wants to be. Check out the pics and email Cameron if you want to put a bid in on, inch for inch, one of the most provocative pieces of cloth on the planet.
Jonny Firestorm – Don’t be deceived by the lack of updates on Jonny Firestorm’s splash page, because he updated his page this morning to tell you where he doesn’t care who else wins anything in BG East’s year end polls, because even if someone beats him in votes, he’ll simply “let him enjoy his 15 minutes of fame before I print out the results page, shove it down his throat and bash his balls until he cries out, ‘I’m Jonny’s bitch.” So in a hypothetical world in which Jonny isn’t in the running, he blogs about who he believes should have won each of the categories. He also has some sweet shots of him off hours hanging with other wrestling hunks.
Monaco Off the Mats – Ben Monaco last Sunday shared his new years resolutions (and a hot selfie showing off that always sexy bod and those growing more and more defined abs). These include more wrestling (and more savoring it it along the way in blog form). He also resolves to build more muscle, lose fat, and look good (resolution achieved on that third one already). Check out his invitation for you to help him on his third resolution.
In the genre of bloggers on the eroticism of wrestling…
Beefcakes of Wrestling – Bruno at Beefcakes is prolific in posting and has an incredible eye for pro wrestling beef. This week was no exception, posting on Sunday about the Lean Shah v Warren Brady match, Monday posting a collage of Beefcakes in action, Tuesday on Steven Walters, Wednesday including pics from Ring of Honor’s Final Battle 2013, and yesterday asking the rhetorical question that requires no answer: which would you rather look at, a wrestling hunk in shirts or down to his skin?
Inner Jobber – SP has his favorites, so no wonder he started the week with a Sunday/Monday double post study on Sean Stasiak. On Tuesday SP introduced us to every naked inch of a bodybuilder who’d have made a stunning wrestler, Craig Carpuso. On Wesdnesday, SP wrote an open letter to BG East, asking for a download over the opening credit music to their videos (I agree, I’ve been trained to get turned on by it), along with a special request. On Thursday he mused on the beauty that is Aaron Eckhart (yum!). Then on Friday he reported in pictures on the latest from WWE
Ringside at Skull Island – Joe consistently posts high quality and quantity commentary on the hottest wrestling action across multiple platforms. On Tuesday he posted a review of Eli Black’s magnificent work taking down a double team at UCW. On Wednesday he covered the coverage of a Japanese wrestling match introducing me to a new man of my dreams, Hiroshi Yamato (check out those pics! Tom Zenk’s Japanese twin!). Thursday, he reports on a straight up pro match from Terre Haute, and Friday muses on the man of my dreams I’ve known about a long time, ripped genetic freak, insanely sexy Scot Prince Devitt. Finally, this morning, Joe posts on a classic pro wrestling hunk from the 80s, Steve O. As always, Joe brings a beautiful mix of text and graphics to get the point across (the point being wrestling is sexy as hell, of course).
Wrestling Arsenal – WA is also extremely prolific, insightful, and just plain hilarious. On Sunday he posted his weekly Suffering Sunday montage. Monday was for pro wrestlers flexing their tongue muscles. Tuesday was all about Christ Dickinson (and his trunk strings). On Wednesday, he provided nearly minute by minute coverage of a match starring one of my Brit crushes, Terry Frazier. Thursday was all about Boston crabs through the ages, and Friday was a new installment on his series on Doughboys. Finally this morning he posted on a new-to-me masked wrestler who instantly turns me on, The Romantic Touch.
And just reporting on some blogs that haven’t been updated in a while, but I’m keeping my eye on…
Drake Marcos: The Cheshire Cat of Homoerotic Wrestling – Drake’s last post was a bid for votes late last month in the BG East poll. I was very glad to see his Custom Combat with Jonny come out on top as best squash of the year.
That Ginger Guy – Reigning favorite homoerotic wrestler around these parts hasn’t updated his blog since September 5, which is a shame, because I hang on his every word and the promise of more candid photos of his beauty.
Welcome to Thunderdome – Cage Thunder’s most recent post was from December 13, in which he lauds the arrival of BG East’s newest massive, vicious pro wrestling heel rising, Lane Hartley.
Friday Fashion
WOW! The voter turnout for last week’s Friday Fashion poll was incredible! 206 of you participated, and I’m guessing it’s because the three contenders for “who wore it best” generated strong opinions. And double WOW! This is unquestionably the closest voting in the history of neverland polls. 67 of you voted that Italian beefcake Vinny Trevino wore those white with blue trim trunks best. 69 of you voted that bootilicous Cameron Matthews did. And 70 of you gave the edge to one of the prettiest pretty boys to ever set foot in the ring, Justing Pierce. That’s a margin of victory of less 4/10ths of one percent! In many state elections, that would trigger an automatic recount, but here at neverland, a winner is a winner, regardless of the margin. That said, Cameron and Vinny can hardly be classified as “losers,” neither in how hot they looked in those same trunks, nor in how hard they move fans in, and out, of anything. But by the skin of his teeth, it was in Demolition 9 that Justin Pierce who wore it best.
This week’s poll is another match-up spotted by a reader, this time, Phil, who commented to a prior Friday Fashion that a certain low-slung, pouch-tastic white with black trim singlet first caught his eye when mega-bulge rookie Dylan Roberts wore it getting wrecked in Rookie Wreckers 1. But when it comes to bulges, Kid Karisma is never, ever without an abundance of ammunition, so I have to guess he was battling both his opponent Gabriel Ross as well as for fashion bragging rights with Dylan Roberts when he wore the same gear in Kid K’s wrestler spotlight. Not everyone could pull this look off (though I’d be happy to pull it off of both of these studs… at the same time… in the ring…). However, I think these two beauties are mouthwateringly tasty in it. But there can be only one, so who do you think wore it best?
Best of 2013
While I ran with the herd for many of BG East’s 2013 Best ofs, I was on my own for most of the categories. That works for me. I’m on the record many times over celebrating diverse tastes among homoerotic wrestling fans. If we were all getting our cranks turned by the exact same products, what a narrower and less vibrant scene this would be! That said, I want to tip my hat to the winners as well as make my final case for my picks that didn’t materialize. Here are a few…
It was Jake Jenkins who, for the second year running, owned Babyface of the Year for 2013. Jake is one of the most earnest, hottest, hardest hunks in the business, so it’s no wonder at all he gets this award another go round. I, however, had to reluctantly turn my back on Jake when I cast my ballot for…
… the paradigmatic babyface, Brad Rochelle. I tell you, the earth fucking shook when Brad stormed back into the ring in catalog 100! He’s not as fresh or young as Jake, but I’ll be damned if watching Brad work his magic in three separate matches (that’s 4 opponents… 5 if you count some sucker punches by Jonny!) reminded me hard why he is THE star of so many of my fondest homoerotic wrestling fantasies. Sure, I’ll give you, there may have been a smidge of nostalgia in my vote, but when I look back on the babyface that will define 2013 for me, it’s got to be Brad.
You, the majority, selected Jonny Firestorm as Heel of the Year 2nd year in a row. I do not quibble about this in the least. Jonny is, day in and day out, catalog after catalog, the most dominant presence of punishment at BG East. Incredibly sexy and dangerous, he’s an ideal top heel. I totally agree, except…
… when it comes to the perfect combination of bone chilling terrifying and blood pumping supercharged erotic, I’ll always break toward the one who is so vicious it’s in his name. Kid Vicious is always at the top of my list when it comes to brutality and pitch-perfect erotic domination.
The majority broke for Rio Garza as Jobber of the Year for the second year running. Again, I do not quibble with Rio’s supreme beauty, nor his epic qualifications for this title. When it comes to sheer beauty amplified by being crushed, there’s no one more beautiful or crushable. However…
… looking only at their 2013 releases, I have to say, Z-Man crushed it when it came to getting crushed, at least for me. He’s come such a long way, and honestly, the mystique of “maybe this time” sticks to him like rubber cement, making me tune in over and over to see if he sells suffering on that steadily rising learning curve he’s been on once again. No disrespect to Rio at all, but I’m totally convinced that Z-Man was top jobber this year.
I freely admit that I shocked myself by NOT voting for the eventual winner (2nd year in a row) for Best Bulge, Joshua Goodman (that’s Mr. Joshua to you!). Mr. Joshua’s mammoth package is hard to argue with, though I wouldn’t turn down the opportunity to give it a severe tongue lashing. It’s like a third wrestler in the ring, anytime he shows up for work. I’ve been going on and on about Mr. Joshua’s oversized baggage for years, but…
… I was absolutely hypnotized by the humungous produce stuffed down Pretty Pete Sharp’s trunks in his gazebo bout with Kid Karisma. I won’t be satisfied until I see these boys side by side, cock by cock, balls by balls, with a measuring stick in my hand and their trunks at their ankles, of course. But talk about presence! Kid K was literally having to wrestle around that gargantuan bulge (because clearly Pretty Pete has a contract rider that requires the boys to keep their hands off… for now…). There are no trunks built that can entirely cover Pretty Pete’s bulge entirely, not when the action gets nice and intense. I say it again, I’m shocked to say I didn’t vote for Mr. Joshua, but I stand by my opinion that Pretty Pete’s bulge was most impressive in 2013.
Best Body is, I think, the second toughest call to make in this poll. And I don’t begrudge Z-Man one bit for winning, particularly since he didn’t get Jobber of the Year. It’s been said by better men than me that Z-Man’s consistent, phenomenal conditioning is superhuman. Day after day, this stunning stud shows up ripped and gorgeous. He unseated last year’s winner Rio Garza, and I wouldn’t criticize the taste of anyone who thought he was top bod in 2013. But for me…
… Kid Karisma was from front to back, top to bottom, the hottest body competing in 2013. Kid K’s thighs absolutely dwarf Z-Man’s, and although Z-Man’s bod is stunningly gorgeous, I have to say Kid K’s conditioning in 2013 was un-fucking-believable. There’s not an ounce of anything other than mouthwatering beautiful, rock hard muscles on this man. Of course he has the Best Butt. But body part by body part and in sum total, I was most moved by Kid Karisma as Best Body last year.
I’ll save the rest of my lone wolf picks, but for now, let me just say again how much I respect all the winners and runners- up. And let me remind you again that you have until the end of the month to get the winning matches at a 25% discount!
Sidelineland 