Living the Fantasy

BG East’s catalog 113 has landed, and I’m tucking in to feast for days. Fan Fantasy 4 immediately caught my attention because… Kid Karisma. I decided to watch the first match on the DVD first, though, to whet my appetite, to just get my engine running so that I’m all tuned up for Kid K’s match. Instead, I got completely derailed and delightfully charmed by seductively sexy muscle fan Rafael Verga living the dream with his hands all over bulging beefcake Kieran Dunne.

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Welcome back, Rafael! I’ve missed you.

Rafael was a standout in his debut mat match against Blaine Janus a couple of years ago. There was a sensational playful sensuality about the Latin beauty that turned my crank with both hands. Finally back on the mats, Rafael is one of the most compelling characters in homoerotic wrestling I’ve seen in quite a while as the slack jawed, grinning ear to ear, stammering, wide-eyed muscle freak fanatic dropping a massive wad of cash in order to experience the fantasy come true of not just meeting, not just admiring, but getting to wrestle bulging bro Kieran.

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Kieran makes Rafael’s dreams come true.

Kieran dishes up some surprising sexy twists and turns in this match, too. It was supposed to just be a private posing session, but that thick, pulsing mass of cash in Rafael’s pocket convinces Kieran to treat his fan to some wrestling fantasy, too. But Kieran doesn’t just throw down. He insists that Rafael slip into something more apropos. Rafael quickly drops his baggy shorts to reveal sexy black square cuts with red racing stripes underneath (he came prepared). But Kieran refuses to let his fan wear black (“I’m the bad ass!”), so he sends Rafael out to raid the BG East trunk closet. He comes back in crazy sexy red square cuts that are super low rise. Kieran takes a long, appraising look but sends him back again, because Kieran wants to see more skin (uh, fuck, yes!?).  Rafael keeps coming back in tighter, trimmer, sexier trunks painted onto his gorgeous bronzed body. Kieran has the kid turn around slowly for him to check them out from every angle. He gets on his knees and slides his fingertips underneath the fabric, stretching and straightening the swatches to show off Rafael’s magnificent thighs, flat as a pancake abdomen, and one of the most sensationally juicy asses on a skinny boy I’ve ever seen.  I had no idea Kieran was such a connoisseur! The hands-on fashion show has me gagging for  full contact confrontation.

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Do you like what you see?

Kieran finally agrees to the obvious. Rafael’s baby blue trunks with white side panels are perfection. “So, what’s your favorite hold?” he asks his fan. Without skipping a beat, with that earnest-as-fuck smile across his beautiful face, Rafael gushes, “I love your headscissors, man!” Generous to a fault, Kieran offers to let his eager fan skip the foreplay and slide right into place. Rafael clearly wants to be nowhere else in the world, but after a few minutes of feeling Kieran’s massive quads bearing down on his skull, Rafael pleads, “But, I want to see you!” Kieran doesn’t quite get it for a second, but with a wry grin, he lightens up the vice and lets his fan spin around to settle into a super sexy, downright gagging for it, face-to-crotch headscissors.

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Homoerotic wrestling dreams do come true!

The plot of this encounter turns on the tension between Rafael’s pent up, fan-crazed desire to soak in every last second of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and Kieran’s growing frustration that his #1 fan refuses to submit. Kieran keeps doubling down, keeps taunting and testing. “You can’t be enjoying this!?” he insists, he questions disbelievingly. But quite obviously, Rafael is having he time of his life!

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Kieran can’t quite understand how much Rafael is (and I am) enjoying this.

The other compelling twist in this narrative is the reveal that Rafael’s fantasy isn’t only to suffer at the mercy of his top muscleman infatuation. Apparently, Rafael knows Kieran’s resume intimately, and he seems to know ahead of time how sensationally sexy it is to watch Kieran’s bulging, powerful muscles squirm and squeal at the mercy of an opponent (check Kieran’s early career, and his face in the dictionary under “Muscle Jobber”). I thought Rafael’s face was downright beaming when on the receiving end, but damn, he’s glowing with erotic pleasure watching all of Kieran’s muscles made impotent when he’s stuck in the beartrap of Rafael’s thighs.

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“Is this how you do it?!”

The other narrative device in this match that tickles me no end is that just like Kieran doesn’t quite “get it” that Rafael is aching to suck down every ounce of offense the muscle boy can manage, Rafael doesn’t really “get it” that his irrepressible enthusiasm and lust are seriously pissing Kieran off. Kieran’s bulges glisten with sweat as he works so much harder than he’d expected to make the sultry middleweight submit. He’s raging when Rafael steals some lustful strokes of Kieran’s trapped body, the muscle boy grunting furiously. “Not bad?” Rafael smirks, honest to the wrestling gods, taunting his infatuation. The Latin heartthrob flexes his biceps and actually laughs out loud. “Is this how you do it?,” he asks, making Kieran submit, and then submit again humiliatingly before he lets him go.

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“You son of a bitch!”

“You son of a bitch!” Kieran rages. This is not going the way he’d expected this to go! But this is going exactly the way Rafael’s fondest, barely acknowledgeable secret fantasies have always wanted. “Sorry about that man,” the #1 fan apologizes sincerely. “I just got too much into it. It just looked so good!”

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Every ounce of punishment makes Rafael bulge harder.

So, it’s true, Rafael is not the typical #1 homoerotic wrestling fan. He doesn’t just hold his own, he grabs Kieran’s and manages to throttle the muscleboy with abandon. Kieran doesn’t get how much he wants it, and Rafael doesn’t get how much he is bruising his infatuation’s surprisingly delicate ego. This match begs the question of how far do you take it, how far do you push it, when the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wrestle your fondest fantasyman presents itself?

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Fantasyman possessed!? (look at Rafael’s sensational ass!!!)

I’m such a huge fan of Rafael Verga’s right now. This narrative could have come across as incredibly hokey. It could’ve been canned ham, if it weren’t for the full throttle sell of every inch and second by Rafael. He’s got a big personality and a deep respect for the homoeroticism of wrestling, and that, paired with one of the sexiest, most fuckable lean bodies in the business, makes this opening match of Fan Fantasy 4 a major league, headliner quality hit.

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Living the fantasy

News Break – The Honeymooners

Tragically, my invitation to Gio Benitez’ wedding must have been lost in the mail. The nuptials happened without me. Happily, with a celebrity gay wedding on the card, it was well documented.

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Pucker up, Gio!

I’ve been gagging for Gio and Tommy’s budding romance ever since I first caught wind of it through Instagram a year ago. Hell, I was aching for a gay love story for Gio from the first moment I saw him hit the big leagues as an ABC news correspondent. Well before there was any confirmation of his sexual orientation, his gargantuan biceps straining the seams of his suit coats had me praying to the homoerotic wrestling gods that he’s gay and into erotic wrestling.

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The babyface muscleboys to beat!

 

My faith in the existence of the homoerotic wrestling gods is now at least partially confirmed, and his deliriously sexy husband has elevated my newsboy fantasies to new heights. Combining my long standing infatuation with the idea of tag team lovers with my even longer established, some would say inscrutable fixation on mainstream news hunks, Gio and Tommy are instantly in contention to be the hottest newsboy tag team lover champions. But, let me remind you, their competition is stiff.

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Thomas Roberts points at who he’s gunning for.

Perhaps most notable contenders were in attendance at Gio and Tommy’s wedding, specifically, CNN’s Thomas Roberts and his husband, dimpled chinned beauty Patrick Abner. I know, I know, I’ve argued in the past the Sam Champion and Rubem Robierb would be the hottest tag team lovers to face down all of Gio and Tommy’s sensational, hot, ripped muscles. But this photo of Abner & Roberts cozying up to the couple on their wedding day sure gives me the impression that Roberts is aching to get all handsy on Gio’s new ball and chain. In this newsboy tag team lover showdown, I think Tommy’s fine ass is the prize, and I’m not at all sure Gio can hold off the more mature, seasoned partners with their eyes on that prize.

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Two words: Tommy’s thighs!!!

In case you need further inspiration, Tommy and Gio jetted off immediately after the wedding to honeymoon in Bali. When you’ve got bodies like these, going somewhere tropical is your only reasonable option. They’re documenting much of the trip on instagram. I’m still waiting for the leaked sex tape, but in the mean time, sensational shirtlessness is on full display.

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Honeymoon muscles.

Yeah, Tommy. Holy fuck. Gio needs to bring his A-game, because I think double teaming hubbie’s hot body with Gio tied in the ropes would be on the mind of any tag team lover opponents. Gio’s huge pecs and arms flexing and straining against his restraints futilely as their opponents break Tommy down muscle by muscle, making him sob, making him beg, making him promise to do anything they ask if they just bring his humiliating torture to an end.  And then 3 pairs of eyes all turn their attention on trapped Gio…

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This waterfall shot grabbed my attention not only because of the generous views of both bodies on this tag team power couple, but it reminded me of shots of another celebrity gay couple on vacation from just last week.

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Young, muscled, hairy, hunky Gus Kenworthy & Matthew Wilkas

 

Olympic snowboarder Gus Kensworthy and his ripped beardaddy boyfriend Matthew Wilkas have apparently been similarly getting their hot bodies soaked at the foot of a waterfall, only in their case it was apparently in Hawaii. I’m not into coincidences.  So of course, I read Gio and Tommy’s follow up waterfall hot shots as a direct challenge to the gay fantasy couple Gus and Mattie.

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Team Gus & Mattie

Before Gio and Tommy are pumped and primed to take on Roberts and Abner, I think they’ve got their sights set on honing their honeymoon tag team lover skills all over Kenworthy and Wilkas. They may be the warm up match, but Gio and Tommy need to keep their eyes on Wilkas. There’s something about him that makes me think as outmuscled and out prettied as Gus and he may be, he’d bring some beardaddy brutality, particularly if Gus is in jeopardy.

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Still, my money is on the honeymooners.  Who do you think comes out on top?

Face Turn

I thought often about the allure of the pro wrestling narrative of the heel turn: when an upstanding babyface beauty finally gets pushed too far, humiliated too much, cheated out of his just rewards once too often, and he snaps. Fuck, I love that drama. The dark side, constantly tempting and taunting, seducing and enticing, finally unmoors the boy scout from his moral compass, and all bets are off when beauty, brawn, and a disregard for the rules align into a terrifying synergy.  Think Brad Rochelle in Contract 6. Think Scott Rogers reborn as Dark Rogers.

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Turning Dark

Lately, however, I’ve been craving the opposite trajectory. I can work up a head of steam on the story of a vile, sadistic, juggernaut heel who is so out-heeled, so underhandedly brutalized, that he’s reduced to contemplating the vicissitudes of social justice even as he’s reduced to an impotent puddle of humiliation and tears. I’ve been warned by much more influential thought-leaders than I that such a story is verboten. The anti-morality tale inherent in pro wrestling narrative is loathe to witness the heel-turned-babyface. With perverse irony, the unwritten rules of pro wrestling are relatively inflexible around beatification of a formerly monstrous heel. Still, I can dream.

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Speaking of my dreams… Rusty Stevens

Rusty Stevens late career work with Can-Am scratches that itch of mine.  Rusty has been one of the sensationally sexy hunks I’ve obsessed about most on these pages. From his iconic work with Naked Kombat to his Can-Am appearances in the short-lived Arena series, Rusty owned the homoerotic wrestling heel character as persuasively and compellingly as anyone ever has, as far as I’m concerned. He was a completely graceless winner, absolutely reveling in totally humiliating opponent after opponent. He was fucking mean, unstoppable, and I still return to his magnificent heel work over and over again for chart topping satisfaction these years later.

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Rusty’s heel work for Naked Kombat was a work of art!

Even after announcing his retirement from porn, Rusty showed up back at Can-Am for a couple of appearances in their Pro Sex Fight series. While true, he’s a just little softer than at the height of his reign of terror, Rusty continues to be an insanely sexy muscle hunk with a gorgeous body, sensational cock, and sneering, snarling, supremely cocky attitude. But these years later, in the Pro Sex Fight ring, he’s far from invincible.

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Rusty stares down yet another pretty boy.

In Pro Sex Fight 5, Rusty came pec to pec with the franchise player, Michael Vineland. While I fucking love Vineland no end, climbing into the ring with Rusty highlights Michael’s weaknesses. For my tastes, he simply doesn’t sell, doesn’t own his own character, nearly as convincingly as someone like Rusty does. I think he has one of the hottest bodies wrestling today. But facing that shit-eating grin and cocky, curled lip of Rusty’s, I immediately think of Michael as seriously outclassed.

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Rusty knows he’s got this in the bag.

Of course, Rusty does, too. He’s eaten hot, sexy muscle boys with tons more wrestling experience than Michael. He has the entire canon of pro wrestling at his back, as the supreme heel who can take a younger, bigger, fitter opponent in hand and through superior experience and cunning, make him his bitch.

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Michael crushes the formerly invincible heel!

So when Michael works up a head of steam on the veteran heel, I’m absolutely gagging for it! He outfoxes and outwrestles Rusty, turning the dirty tricks and tools of diabolical humiliation back on his seasoned pro.

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Ball bashing is supposed to be Rusty’s move!

Rusty screams. He begs. He fucking cries, because a career in homoerotic wrestling has taught him that it isn’t supposed to turn out this way. His crushing humiliation isn’t fucking fair! He sold his soul to the emperor ages ago, and that was supposed to mean that he can dig deeper, be twice as vicious, and always come out in total control, than any ridiculously handsome opponent with superhero pecs and a chiseled jaw.

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It wasn’t supposed to turn out this way!

Rusty’s humiliation sends me places that I long to go to more often. If you could pick an invincible homoerotic wrestling heel to get turned, who would it be?

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Rusty Stevens is a brutalized babyface!?!

Blogger Reckoning: Part 6 – by Drake

I’m shocked and bewildered by this final chapter in Drake’s narrative response to my New Year’s homoerotic wrestling fiction. And if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: surprising me turns me on! This climactic finish very well may call for making this narrative a trilogy, because this is compelling my imagination down all sorts of provocative paths. Nicely played, Cheshire Cat.  Nicely played.

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Blogger Reckoning – by Drake

Part 6 (Finale)

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Nothing feels better than finally realizing a goal…something you’ve dreamed and worked hard for and then it’s suddenly in your hands. You want to enjoy it…savor it.

That was a mistake.

He dug his fingers into my crotch and I howled, grabbing at his bulging forearm and writhing, releasing the bodyscissor reflexively and arching up. My teeth gritted against the cries of pain bubbling in my throat.

I bunched my abs as I struggled to a sitting position, wailing away at his pecs only to receive a bitchslap and a shove.

“Stay down!” He snarled as I groaned and writhed in pain, my balls on fire.
“You dirty, fucking bitch!” I spat and pulled at my hair, struggling under him. I managed to pull my leg back to my chest and thrust my foot into his pecs, throwing him off of me. Feeling his nails drag along my manhood, I let out a startled cry and rolled to the ropes. Dragging myself up, tears in my eyes, bent slightly double, I soothed and rubbed my aching manhood.

Bard moved in, firing a kick to my hamstring, knocking me to one knee as he fired another kick, I caught his foot and threw him backwards onto his ass. I got back to my feet, the pain in my hamstring shifting focus away from my busted nuts. I moved cautiously staying out of arm’s reach for a moment, and then dove in, swinging an arm to his pecs, which he caught and propelled me across the ring.

I hit the ropes and bounced back, ducking as he charged me with a clothesline. I hit the opposite ropes and rebounded once more, and as I came back, I leapt off the mat using my forward trajectory to hit him crossbody, taking him down to the mat.  I landed hard on him, winding us both but managing to hook his leg.  I heard the Boss shout from behind the camera: “ONE! TWO!”

Bard kicked out, popping a shoulder off of the mat. I growled and drove my forearm across his throat and rolled him up again: ONE!

Kick out.

I slapped and punched the mat, angrily.

Rising, I dragged him to his feet by his arm and yanked him in close. “You’re done, old man,” I snarled into his ear,  lifting my knee to his abs to double him up. I snagged his waistband, squatted and lifted him hard, carrying him up and over in a suplex.

Boss: ONE! TWO!

KICK OUT?! Dafuq?!

I punched the mat and roared, getting to my feet. I glared at him as he rolled, trying to get to the ropes. I grabbed his leg and rolled him over, and climbed on top of him, bulge to bulge and started to grind, wrapping my legs around his, I nibbled on his ear, licked up his neck, felt his cock respond as I continued to grind on him. “Yeah, baby blogger bitch Bard…just let it all go. I’m the better man today…”

He moaned and I felt his heart flutter underneath me as I nuzzled his neck and moved my legs into position.

“You done now?” I quizzed, looking into his eyes as I pinned his arms over his head.

“Not a chance, jobberboy,” he breathed.

“Good,” I smirked and spread his arms high above his head and grapevined his legs and ripped his crotch wide as i stretched and pulled the wannabe wrestler out hard and tight. 
His eyes popped wide open. “Awgh, FUCK FUCK!!,” he wailed weakly as I stretched the bitch out more and more, laughing in his face.

I have to give the bitch  credit…he held out in the hold until my legs started to cramp when I was forced to release him.

Rolling over, I smirked at the boss and gave him a thumbs up.

He remained as stone-faced as ever.

I looked at Bard, “Time to end this once and for all, bitch.” Sneering, I bent down and grabbed him by his arm and waistband, dragging him to his feet.

Sweet…sweet retribution…

I turned sideways and hooked his head and bent down hooking a leg, and then grunting mightily I hoisted him up high in a torture rack which promptly set him yelling and crying out. I carried him around the ring, stomping with each step to increase the pressure on his bowing back, giggling the whole way. Then I stopped midring and began to squat with the blogger across my back, growling with each squat.

Perfect form of course.

Each time I rose, I pulled down on his chin and thigh, further stressing his spinal cord.
“You done? You done?”

He kept yelling and protesting, “Fuck you Marcos!”

I kept squatting and laughing. “Apologize for the shit talk, bitch. You’re done!!”

After a few moments he surprised us both by saying. “Ok! OK! I apologize! Let me down!!!”

I dropped him hard to the mat and smirked, my foot on his ass as I flexed and preened for myself in the mirror, the benefactor at home that was getting more than he bargained for, and most importantly, the boss.

I stepped off Bard and smiled, looking at Kid Leopard still holding the camera, his eye away from the viewer as he smiled.

“Did I make you proud, boss?” I asked, hoping I had officially set everything right.

“Maybe.”

“Maybe?!” I spat. “I fucking kicked his ass! Took a few lessons from Heel University, I might say.” I said with an eyebrow raised, my body drenched in sweat. I wiped it from my brow and stared down at him from the apron.
“You did good, kid.” he said, his catch-all phrase which I always felt was ambiguous. “But there’s one thing that you forgot about.”

“Oh?” I asked.

And that’s when I felt a thick, muscular arm encircle my neck.

Fucking Bard.

I gasped and struggled, feeling my cock expand, looking towards the boss for help but he only reholstered the camera and kept filming. “Never turn your back” I heard Bard whisper in my ear.

I growled and stomped his foot, which forced him to release me. I spun to face him and he whipped his foot up into my nuts. I howled and collapsed to my knees and then fell to my face as a worshipper praying towards Mecca as the hot molten lead ball of pain settled in my stomach from the low blow.

Bard kicked me over on my side and ripped my trunks off of me, and then his off of himself, quickly binding my legs and my arms behind me, rolling me onto my back. My hard cock bouncing and dripping as I stared up at him, growling.

“Fucking cheating bastard,” I sneered.

“‘Heel University’ was it?” He asked, laughing and then placed his barefoot across my throat and pressed down, choking me. I gagged and coughed and thrashed. My cock bobbed and throbbed and leaked.

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Back where he belongs

I heard a commotion in the ring and it wasn’t until Kid Leopard was standing over me with the lens pointed at my oxygen deprived face  did I realize…

I’m ready for my close-up., Mr. Demille…

He was getting a close-up…he was setting up the closing shot. I groaned weakly and watched as KL put a hand on Bard’s shoulder…as if they were fucking allies.

I continued to gasp and struggle but the writing was on the wall for this one. I hadn’t got a pin, I hadn’t got an actual submission. I had gotten cocky…careless…

My eyes watered as I felt the betrayal and the humiliation as I stared up at the two, Bard’s bare foot pressing down harder. He bent down and grabbed my aching, yearning cock and stroked it as my struggles began to slow, as  my vision started to fuzz out.

Something hot and warm covered my stomach and I heard one last thing before everything went black.

“Ding, ding, jobberboy.”

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drakestuffitA little while later I woke up, groaning, bound once again in the ropes, my mouth stuffed with the soiled and sweaty trunks of both myself and Bard. Tears of shame filled my face as I writhed in the darkened arena, trying to spit out the gear only to realize the ring tape wrapped around my head, keeping them in.

I heard the boss’ earlier words ringing in my ears. “A win is a win…it doesn’t matter how you get it.”

Shaking with rage and throbbing with the humiliation, I dropped my head and gave myself once more the darkness.

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Blogger Reckoning: Part 5 – by Drake

In what I’m told is the penultimate chapter in Drake’s compositional response to my New Year’s piece of wresting fiction, I’m happy to see that I get some reasonable offense in before Drake’s blogger destruction, jobber retribution fantasy turns to my harsh punishment. For the record, if I’m going to get dominated by the Cheshire Cat, I can think of no other way I’d want it than to have his sensational legs wrapped around my ribs. And, fuck yes, I’d be sucking on that pain in order to work in some well-earned adoration of Drake’s hot, powerful thighs. Things don’t look good, dear readers, for my fate, but in a cliffhanger to rival the Walking Dead, I do like the sound of the ending of this chapter!

Blogger Reckoning – by Drake Marcos

Part 5

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Drake does have lovely legs.

“Boys! Boys!” I heard Kid Leopard’s voice cheerily call out from ringside as I saw him moving swiftly, the camera brace on his shoulder, his finger ready to go on the [REC] button.

I smiled and turned, beaming beatifically at the boss, giving him a little double biceps flex. “Want to record this for posterity, huh? Little stinger for the client?” I smirked.

“But of course, you know I’m all about fan service and…seeing you beat on someone…well…that’s just got to be seen to be—ACTION!”

I saw the boss’s eyes widen and his finger click but it was way too late by that point as I felt more than saw the blue speedos getting pulled across my throat as my body was dragged back across the ring away from the boss and his whirring camera.

My eyes widened and I gagged and thrashed as I managed to regain my footing, Bard shaking me like a ragdoll as he tightened the blue speedos around my throat. I clawed at the spandex and felt my cock jump a bit as the lack of air creating a sense of sensual euphoria and groaned, my tongue sticking out as I rasped for breath.

“Never turn your back!” Bard laughed and yanked me from side to the side. I coughed and groaned and began to sag.

“Now…now this feels much more familiar…” Bard quipped as I dropped to one knee in the middle of the ring, my hands reaching out for the ropes as my vision started to fuzz over, my mind numbing as I was forced to stare into the blinking red light…the black lens of the camera that seemed to be growing ever wider, swallowing…swallowing me whole…savoring my humiliation.

I rocked back on my haunches as my lust for air went unsated and felt some firm resistance pressing into the back of my head and I remembered…Bard was naked…and winning.

“All that nice, new muscle doesn’t change a thing, jobber boy. It just makes it that much sweeter to feel you failing in the face of my strength.” He said, his voice sounding like poisoned honey dripping from his lips.

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Not the first time Drake’s been choked!

My hand faltered in the air and came back to pull at the fabric. I let out a startled gasp, I’m sure my face was an alarming shade of red at this point as my brain started to threaten a full government shut down due to lack of blood flow.

Although the blood was flowing…just to all the wrong places…

As I saw the winks of the red recording light on the camera grow longer, and longer, my movements sluggish and weak, I found myself rocketing forward as Bard released the choke and kicked me between the shoulder blades, throwing me face first to the mat as I groaned, gagged, and retched crawling to the ropes.

I pulled myself up weakly, shaking my head, my eyes feeling like they were ready to pop out of my skull and rubbed my neck as I held an arm out behind me, holding the rope for balance and stability. I saw Bard pulling the baby blue speedos back on he had just employed to nearly unceremoniously choke me out.

I gave him a sneer, a withering glare that I’m sure ended up coming out more cute than threatening. That pitying, annoying fucking grin was enough proof. I made a wide, limping circle, staying out of reach, sucking down air, trying to buy time so I could renew my attack, and make it effective.

Old man river’s going to fucking pay!

He stopped mid-ring and held his hands aloft, cocking his head to the side.
“Now…NOW we’re on equal footing jobber boy…let’s try that again…” He smirked.

I hesitated, letting my eyes take him in for a moment…aside from a few red marks and sweat he didnt look like he had just been put through the ringer. Which he most certainly fucking had! …he seemed almost fresh as a daisy.

I swallowed hard, knowing that he was right…we were on equal footing…the camera was rolling…and the boss…was watching.

I raised my hands and crept in warily.

I could tell he wanted a test of strength but I came in low and locked up tight with him, forcing him into a collar and elbow, knowing I stood a better chance if I could use height and leverage and my full body weight more so than just arms and back. I shoved into him hard, my throbbing cock leading the way, distending the front of the trunks.

It was at this moment I was happy that he had put ont he trunks because if I had to do battle with a naked Bard…I would have been severely distracted.

We muscled and flexed and shoved against each other hard, my hairy chest grinding against his smooth pecs like a scouring pad, our jaws pressed against each other as we both widened our stances and battled for ground and dominance. I felt and saw my biceps pop and swell a bit as I growled and pulled my head back, looking him right in the eye and shifted my foot, giving him a few inches of ground, allowing me to bend my back knee and lunge forward as I shoved against his upper body with everything I had and managed to lift a knee only to land a glancing blow to his ribs. But it was enough.

He grunted and doubled up a bit and I lifted another knee to his gut, this time landing deep in his belly and he groaned and gasped, folding over more. I lifted an arm high in the air and growled and fired the point of my elbow deep between his shoulder blades. He cried out and dropped to his knees arching his back,  head hanging over my feet.

Right where he fucking belonged.

I stepped forward, lifting my knee and prodding his head with it. He looked up at me and it must have been a beautiful sight, his eyes traveling from my sweat soaked hairy quads to my bulging basket, my flat, defined stomach, my ever-developing pecs covered in that sweaty mat of signature fur and then finally to the grin that had won me my moniker from him. The only good thing he ever gave me besides free publicity.

He rubbed at his back for a moment and grabbing at my waistband and pressing one hand to my quads to balance himself as he rose a bit up off of his knees, I cocked back and gave him a stinging bitchslap right across the face, watching the spit fly from his mouth.
He looked back up at me with a mocking grin of determination as he lunged forward and buried his shoulder in my abdomen, knocking the wind out of me and taking me to the mat.

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Drake can scissor for days.

I grunted loudly as we hit the canvas together, him scrambling on top of me for position, grabbing my arms and trying to pin them to the mat. I realized that I was beat in the test of strength on the ground and did the only thing I could at that moment. I growled and snapped my legs tight around his ribs. His grin evanesced and morphed into a grimace of pain as I growled and tightened my “bear-trap” around his ribs, him forgetting the test of strength as he reached to my quads, punching and pulling at them as I growled and flexed, shaking his body while he remained trapped.

He sat back on his haunches and battled ineffecutally with my legs as I smiled and laced my hands behind my head, staring down the length of my body at the squirming form of my trapped prey.

I felt his hands go to my thighs again, but this time, even though I could tell he was in pain, his hands turned to worshipful strokes my thighs.

I smirked.

“Yeah, boy, that’s right,” I smiled and unlaced my hands to give him a double bicep flex and flexed my whole body so he could see the newly earned muscle swelling all over my body.

“I learned a few things from you the last time we locked horns…I’m not making the same mistakes.”

I actually saw tears…Fucking tears! in his eyes so I eased up a bit, not being a TOTAL sadist and let him resume his worshipful stroking of my legs as I moved my arms behind my head again, letting my biceps bounce as I watched him drool all over my thighs.

The man has amazing hands, I’ve gotta say. Nice…and soft…like bitch hands…they felt great. So soft that my bulge began to swell in my pink pouch, stretching the zipper covering. He noticed and his hands moved to my bulge and began massaging with one hand, the other working my flexed thighs.

Then, my world exploded.

——- to be continued ——-

Blogger Reckoning: Part 4 – by Drake

As I anticipated, things take a distinct turn for the worse for me in Drake’s latest chapter in his serial response to my homoerotic wrestling fiction (and our real life encounter in the ring a year and a half ago).  What an imagination this boy has! I have to admit, however, his pluck and passion certainly turn me on. And his writing is scorching hot…

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Blogger Reckoning – by Drake Marcos

Part 4

Nothing can drive a man crazier than being denied what he’s worked so hard, so long for. Once you’ve poured your blood, sweat, and tears into something, you expect a return.

It’s no wonder people go postal.

Having just suffered another defeat (although unofficial to my BG win-loss record for it being a private custom) my balls ached. My pride hurt.

But the Cheshire Cat was not finished.

I came into this day, into this ring, with one clear objective in mind: the destruction of Bloggerbitch Bard. It only helped fuel my anger, hatred, and thirst for revenge that he had taunted me throughout the match with Trey. He stacked the deck FOR Trey that denied me a victory. He stroked out my seed that I had been saving for his face… Oh well…

He thought he was hurting me.

He thought wrong.

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I wonder if this is the same turnbuckle Drake hung from in our first match…

I sucked down the pain I felt in my balls and wrapped my hand around Bard’s throat and shoved him back into the corner…into the very turnbuckle that I had previously used to fuck up Trey’s pretty face. Our cocks bounced against each other in a sort of perverse sword fight and, almost in sync, our cocks rose to full hardness as I shoved and choked him into the corner. Me from having him in my grasp. Him from…probably the same thing.

My bicep bulged as I squeezed.  I saw his eyes bulge, whether from being impressed by the size I had put on since our last meeting or from the lack of air; I nominate the former. I flashed  that award-winning smile, the very same smile that had led this former-friend-and-fan-turned-mortal-enemy to dub me with the moniker of “The Cheshire Cat of Homoerotic Wrestling.”

I slid my cock alongside his, both of our rods pulsing in the same beat now as our hearts struggled to regulate and keep up with the blood flow that our members were demanding. I brought my grinning visage closer to his face, the head of my cock pressing against the base of his and wrapped my free hand around the back of his neck and then with a grunt and a growl, I lunged back, tossing the shocked blogger to the mat by his throat.

I stood in the corner as he gasped and rolled onto his back, my sweaty, hairy chest heaving as I breathed hard, watching him rub his throat and plant his hands on the canvas to push himself up. I put my foot on his chest and pressed down hard, flattening him. “Stay down!” I snapped.

His cock bobbed visibly, and I chuckled, staring into the stupefied, wide-eyed expression.
“Whassamatter, Bard…cat got your tongue?” I chuckled. “Come on…all that big talk for over a year now and you’re pussying out now?”

Dear God, I used a lot of cat puns…

His Adam’s apple bobbed in his throat as he grabbed my ankle and threw it aside. I say he “threw it aside,” but I was getting ready to let him up anyways. I spun on my heel, chuckling as he rose to his knees and I mulekicked him in the abs and danced away to the ropes and turned back to face him as he rolled on the mat, coughing.

“Need to ‘work on your core training’!” I quipped quoting his blog post about me having a weak core.

He rolled over onto all fours, climbing for the ropes and I pounced quickly, landing on his back with my full 165 pounds and dropping him to the mat. I sat perched on his back for a moment before I rose and dragged him to his feet and grabbed his tight referee tee and yanked it up, over his head, trapping his arms above his head, hockey-fight style, and crouched low a bit and fired a series of quick stinging jabs to his exposed upper body. He stumbled backwards and groaned, and I grabbed the tee and planted my foot on his impressive abdomen and shoved forward hard with my leg as I simultaneously pulled the t-shirt free of his struggling body.

The kick propelled him into the ropes, which he rebounded off of and I moved quickly, charging to meet him with a clothesline, which dropped him hard to the mat. Holding his chest and coughing, he rolled over as I circled him and bent down collaring and leashing him with the striped tee. I dragged him to his feet and moved behind him, tightening the choke. I reached around and gave his hard cock a few stinging slaps.

“Looks like someone wore their masochist shoes today,” I sneered watching that hard cock bob as I smacked it around a bit.

I released the choke to prevent him from passing out and spoiling my fun. I threw the tee to the mat and  bent him over backwards in an inverted facelock and dropped to one knee, busting his spine over the point of the opposite knee and stood up and repeated the action. I remained grounded and reached forward, circling his package tightly with my hand, watching the big blogger cock turn red as I squeezed and then releasing it and raising my arm high, I rained a series of forearms down on his pecs as he remained trapped and bent over my knee with his hard cock dancing about.

I could hear him whimpering in pain and shock. I should say blubbering…

I finally released him and stood, circling his writhing form. His pecs were cherry red and he was clutching at them and his upper back at the same time, his swollen cock smearing the mat with precum. I prodded at his body with my foot as I chided him. “Don’t feel so bad, Bard. Everybody gets their comeuppance at my hands at some point. Just ask Ty Alexander how it felt…” I snarled and pushed him onto his side with my foot.

I crouched and grabbed his tight pants, pulling them off of his struggling body, exposing his gray boxer briefs which had come off slightly with his tight black slacks. I whistled, “Blogger got a nice booty…” I sniggered. “But he’s wearing granny panties! I have something that might fix that…” I laughed as I peeled the dingy boxer-briefs off and went ringside to grab a pair of speedos from my bag. I returned to the prostrate blogger, twirling the baby blue speedos he wore in our first encounter and clutching my pink and white trunks in the other.

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“Ding, ding, motherfucker!”

I pulled mine on and whipped the blogger in the face with the gear I wanted him to wear so we could retcon our first match.

“Come on bitch, let’s go!!” I roared, finished playing around.

I smirked as I watched him drag himself up in the corner and begin to pull the speedos up his legs. Looking at me warily.

This is going to be fun…. I smirked and raised my fists.

“Ding, ding, motherfucker!”

—— to be continued—–

Blogger Reckoning: Part 3 – by Drake

Drake’s back with another chapter in his sequel to my New Year’s fiction. This catches us all up with my original story, and it seems to foreshadow the dark revenge fantasies of everyone’s favorite jobber…

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Blogger Reckoning – by Drake Marcos

Part 3

The door swung closed, and muffled KL’s voice as he had a little too much fun doing his best Friday Night Fights impression for Trey’s entrance. I bounced from foot to foot and less than 3 seconds later, I threw the door open and made a beeline for the ring. Staring past Bard and the camera to the stud perched on the turnbuckle.

I growled under my breath as I heard the phrase: “everyone’s favorite jobber” issued forth from The Boss’ mouth and made eye contact with Trey as I climbed in the ring, nonverbally promising him that he’s not in a fight with a jobber today and backed into the corner, pulling on the ropes and narrowing my eyes at my prey for this evening.

Bard moved mid-ring and we took our cues to follow his lead and soon Trey and I  were chest-to-chest, nose to nose not unlike two UFC fighters at the press-junket weigh-ins. Him smiling obnoxiously, me glaring back with barely restrained hatred.

I listened to Bard droll on in his annoying-as-fuck voice. He should probably stick to the written word, I thought as I clenched my fists, wanting to silence the bloggerbitch with a nice glancing blow to the jaw, but I kept my cool and instead glared down at him, warning him to tread lightly.

Fighting fair is for chumps? Good thing I’m not a chump. I thought with a wry grin as I charged the backside of the retreating Trey Dixon.

I snarled, nearly drooling as I unleashed a year’s worth of anger and frustration on the ridiculously sexy Californian stud. With him downed in the opening seconds of the bell, I converged on Bard, poking him in his impressive pecs and backing him into the corner, my throbbing cock leading the charge.

To be honest, I scared myself a little… you know what they say about bottling up emotions… I was a pressure cooker ready to explode.

But Trey was not quite as out of it as he had led me to believe because no sooner than I was getting ready to eviscerate the ref, Trey hooked his talons into my crotch and dragged me backwards as I feared for my sexual health as I dropped to the mat, gasping and coughing, red-faced and hurting.

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Trey takes matters firmly in hand.

I scolded myself for letting myself get distracted so easily and pounded the mat with my knuckles. I blushed angrily listening to Bard and Trey chuck lame jokes as I lay on the mat.
Bard closed in, asking for my submission less than 5 minutes into this bout and, for a moment, all I could do was cough and sputter in agony, the pain from my balls had migrated north into the pit of my stomach and sat like a ball of burning liquid lead.

“Fuck…you!” I retorted between sharp breaths. His grin giving me enough hatred-fuel I needed to keep going.

I’ll not bore you with a blow-by-blow of the fight as Bard has documented them pretty much as they happened, from Trey’s dirty attacks on my manhood to the back-and-forth fight which saw me returning Trey’s tawdry crotch attacks in spades, and dear reader I’m ashamed to admit that to escape one of Trey’s hold, yes, I did indeed sink my teeth into his ample bulge.

I know, I know, dirty…but the fucker had it coming!

And don’t even get me started on the supposed-to-be impartial ref and his refusal to count like a normal fucking ref much less ASK Trey if he submitted with as much energy and relish as he did me in the beginning.

But it ultimately didn’t matter. This went the way of so many of my other matches. I was stripped of first my singlet, and then the leopard print thong I wore as a wink and a nod to the boss.

Within a few moments I was bound in the ropes, naked, hard, and dripping, gagged once more with my gear as I was stroked by Trey as he dry-humped the ref in front of me, who then also took his turn at stroking me off to completion.

And then, after everybody got their nut, I was gagged with my own thong and dragged atop the naked golden boy and tortured with a rear (literally) naked choke, I had no other recourse than to tap out a rhythm of submission of Trey’s knee.

I laid groaning, humiliated and gasping for air, experiencing first Trey’s foot on my ass and then a  swift kick in the ass from the Boss.
That one stu

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Drake’s used to being at Bard’s feet.

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I dragged my sweaty head up off the mat, my oxygen starved brain trying to make sense of my predicament, my balls were on fire, the Boss was gone, followed by Trey. The custom-match was over, I had lost…and here I again lay at the feet of the blogger, his cock dripping on the canvas, clearly still starstruck by what happened in this ring to fulfill another one of his weird fanboy fantasies.

I dragged myself up using the ropes, and realizing that I was once again alone in the ring with Bard. I didn’t fucking care that I lost to Trey. This was never really truly about that…

“You mother…fucker…” I rasped angrily.

…this was about him…

My hands soothed my aching nuts.

…and me…

“You just fucked with the wrong wrestler!”

…And I would not be fucking denied!

—–to be continued—–

Blogger Reckoning: Part 2 – by Drake

It’s atypical for Drake to be prompt in his writing, so I take it as a good sign that he’s already sent me part 2 of his sequel to my New Year’s fiction. It’s oddly provocative to read the same narrative I wrote just a couple of months ago told through the perspective of a different character in the scene. The Cheshire Cat sure seems to me to be building up a sweaty head of steam in his writing thus far, which, again, makes me suspect yours truly is going to take quite a pounding before this saga is over. Nevertheless, I’m thrilled to read Drake’s eloquent prose and committed to posting the product of his vengeful homoerotic wrestling imagination to the bitter end.

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Blogger Reckoning – by Drake Marcos

Part 2

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Just keep smiling…

They say that the more time you spend with a person, the more you begin to understand them. It’s also believed that the more time you spend with a person, the more you begin to take on similar character traits.

That is not the case with Kid Leopard. Well, for me anyways…

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Drake might want to ask Brad Rochelle about reading the fine print in any deal with The Boss.

I’ve known the man for years and even after spending this long working for the man I still haven’t been able to glimpse a chink in the armor. He’s completely inscrutable. I haven’t been granted a peek inside the cogs of the machinery of the massive intellect of the Big Man Upstairs of homoerotic wrestling. So when he told me about this private custom bout, part of me wanted to believe this was a test from him. A shot at redemption.

He told me that the person had commissioned a no-holds-barred match between me and Trey…what I heard was “take on Trey and wear the wiry, muscled hunk out and your prize is a nice piece of med rare blogger-jobber steak.”

I salivated at the thought.

I threw myself into the gym with everything I had in the weeks leading up to the bout guaranteeing that I would not be caught with my pants down this time. I would be ready for the fellow BG alum as well as the fawning fanboy of Yawn Dumont and the High Priestess of the Church of Kid Karisma.

The day came, I was hyped at the chance to be back in the ring and in front of the cameras for a private fan. I was boned at the thought of showing the Boss just how much I had learned from him and the other deities of BG in my downtime. I was also boned at the thought of having so much luscious muscle to sink my teeth (and hands) into.

I was ready for a rebirth. A rebranding. A Drake 2.0 (Drake Machina, if you will).
I stood in the lobby of the facility, my mind swimming with thoughts of what I would do to Trey (and then Bard…mostly Bard), stoking the fire of my hard-on. It was throbbing uncomfortably hard in my jock. I had to stop myself from nursing and teasing it too much. As much as I yearned for release, I also knew this was not the time. Nor the place (like all over Bard’s face.)

A  knock dragged me rudely from my reverie as I jogged across the lobby to open the door. Who is that rapping at my chamber door?

I stopped cold… my throat went dry as I eyed the blogger that had sunk my net worth in the eyes of homoerotic fans. And then the thoughts of me doing the same thing to his stock pushed their way to the forefront. My cock throbbed as I looked him over. After a moment, I lifted my chin, rolled my eyes, and then waved him in dismissively and headed to the ring, leaving him to follow in my wake…as he should.

Not now, Drake…not yet… I cautioned myself as my nails bit into my palms from the white-knuckled clenching of my fists as I heard him chuckling behind me.

I entered the ring room and forced a smile at the Boss who greeted me with an order. My pride took a direct hit.  C4 aka Clean the ring. You sunk my battleship, I thought, my shoulders slumping a bit as I filled the ring bucket with the pungent green disinfectant and climbed into the ring, scrubbing the mats to pristine, camera-ready perfection. Like I’ve done oh-so-many times before.  Relax, Cinderella, I chided myself as the two jabbered like old biddies outside the ring, it’s almost time for the ball.

I finished the mats, swearing to myself that this would be someone else’s bitch job after today, and spent a while fiddling with my iPhone as we awaited the arrival of my very overrated co-star Trey Dixon. We waited.

And waited.

The mats were long dry when he finally showed up. And if I know the Boss as much as I like to think that I do, I was grinning ear-to-ear, anticipating a classic Kid Leopard tongue-lashing about professionalism and wasting people’s time.

That’s it?!  I thought five-seconds later when a smiling Trey escaped unscathed and entirely unbothered by the Boss’ quick scold. I seethed as I stared at Trey’s tight muscular ass and  followed him to the locker room.

0505_lgI stripped down and pulled my gear selection from the locker, the singlet I wore against Ray Naylor. Despite the damage that this little number took from being used as a weapon against me in my match with him, the fabric was resilient and held up quite well. I remember all too well just what transpired in that match, but I looked fucking fantastic in it.

I pulled the straps up over my shoulders and stared at the little mirror on the inside of the locker and flashed my signature smile as I fluffed my chest hair before closing the door and turning to face my opponent du juor.

Trey isn’t known for being very talkative. He is however, known for being just a little too infatuated with himself. And when I say that, I mean this is Narcissus level infatuation. (Or if mythology isn’t your thing, think Ty Alexander’s facebook wall).  I found him gazing at himself in the floor-to-ceiling mirror, flashing his pearly whites and pursing his lips duck-style,  the singlet straps dangling as he flexed his cut pecs and shredded abs and snapped selfies of himself that would no doubt end up on Instatwitter or some shit for his mentally unstable fans’ consumption.

I couldn’t help but admit to myself that he looked pretty 0801_lgdamn good. The bright yellow of his selected singlet complemented his Socal goldenboy tan quite well. But still…I don’t see what they see in him. I patted my throbbing cock as Trey pulled his singlet straps up and threw me a wink as he bounded out the door as we heard the Boss emceeing our announcements despite not knowing (or more likely, caring) if we were even close to being ready.

I think Rachel Maddow was on that night…

I stood in the silent locker room for a moment, steeling myself for what I knew was going to be a battle for something more than just this private collector’s enjoyment.

This was a battle for the name, and dignity, of Drake fucking Marcos.

—to be continued—

Blogger Reckoning – by Drake

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It was great to get back to writing original homoerotic wrestling fiction a couple of months ago. Response to my posting of a fictional account of stepping into the ring again (this time as referee) with Drake Marcos was overwhelming. Reading about homoerotic wrestling, writing about homoerotic wrestling, writing homoerotic wrestling fiction, talking about homoerotic wrestling… it all turns me on. As does the image of handsome studpuppy Drake tied in the ropes, with goldenboy Trey Dixon getting (and giving) a little help from the ref to make sure Drake got a little pleasure as he went down hard to yet another wrestling opponent. As I said, the response was overwhelming, and most surprising of all was the offer to write the next chapter in that scenario from…

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…Drake Marcos. That’s write, the Cheshire Cat himself insisted that he would be the one to put pen to page and compose the blogger-reckoning of what happened immediately after I had the pleasure of counting him out and over with at the hands of Trey. On the one hand, I was surprised Drake would let stand the loving attention I poured into describing his tumultuous defeat by Trey. But on the other hand, if I’ve learned nothing else about big D, I’ve learned that he really, really, really likes to have the last word.

So I promised to publish whatever Drake came up with. I’m fully anticipating this is going to be a very bumpy ride for yours truly, based on the very hard feelings (and cocks) involved in my well-documented encounter with the sensational jobber a year and a half ago (IRL). Drake’s never quite managed to put his crushing humiliation at the hands of a mere blogger behind him. He’s been promising to spank me hard in some hypothetical rematch that he never quite seem to put on his calendar. Well, Drake’s first installment of his Blogger Reckoning story is here, and as I predicted, it’s a bumpy ride. Buckle up, and I hope you enjoy this glimpse inside the twisted mind of the Cheshire Cat even half as much as I do, no matter how terribly my fictional self suffers! And just to clarify, Drake sent me the words, but I exercised the publisher’s prerogative to supply appropriate pics to illustrate them.

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Blogger Reckoning – by Drake Marcos

Part 1

0903_lgIf you’re a follower of all things BGEast you’ll undoubtedly have seen the posts about pictures leaking from within its hallowed walls from, who Bard has coined Omi: “Our Man Inside.” Now, while I was the original “deep throat,” if you will, I am not responsible for the subsequent leaks. Someone else has taken up my noble cause to let fans of the top-tier homoerotic wrestling company know what happens behind closed doors, bringing you candid shots of barely dressed wrestlers laughing it up and being themselves long after the video cameras have stopped rolling.

I fear for the safety of whoever is leaking those pics (although they’re doing an admirable job at evading exposure thus far) because I did not escape punishment. Bard’s “hopes” that I wasn’t bound up in a footlocker for smuggling behind the scenes photos past the watchful eye of the boss weren’t entirely unfounded.

I suffered many weeks of apologizing profusely, begging for mercy, and promising anything, anything to avoid punishment from those who I had so brazenly photo’d without permission. After a few thumpings (in and out of the ring) I was resigned to bitch duty such as keeping the arena neat and tidy, scrubbing the wrestling mats and the ring and it just…never quite stopped.

After some time had passed and I felt that I had regained some of the respect that I had lost, Bard came along and took for granted my charity work of making a fan’s dreams come true and blindsided me with a cheap shot, and then proceeded to plaster my body all over the Florida ring and took pictures for the whole wrestling world to see.
And it just…never quite stopped.

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There I go again! ~Bard

Here we are, over a year past the infamous day and Bard continues to post these pictures and taunt me from afar, knowing that his day of reckoning is coming. And just between you and me? I think he wants it.

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Here I was, having just crawled myself out of the muck and mire of having disappointed him the first time by leaking photos without his approval, and now here I was getting thrown around the hallowed ring by a fucking blogger who had absolutely NO wrestling experience…and the pictures were going around the web?

I got cussed out by the boss…there was a wagging finger, a wooden spoon, and a lot of Italian and Yiddish phrases that I didn’t quite understand but it all came down to the same thing… I had besmirched the good name of BG by letting myself get beaten (yes, I said it, “beaten”) by a wrestling blogger.

I tried to explain to him how Bard had cheated …how he had not won with honor and KL responded with, “A win is a win, it doesn’t matter how you get it.”

Over time, I’ve come to accept that that is true.

I shouldn’t have turned my back.

My punishment for this was being banned from the ring for a short time. Which, for a man like me, is killer. I fucking lived and thrived for this shit! This was the wrestler’s equivalent of being grounded by your parents.

But thank the gods…something happened.

A private collector wanted a custom match… a match of yours truly Drake Marcos vs Trey Dixon with Bard as a referee.

Now, I had wanted Trey Dixon for a while but time and fortune had not lined up for that match just yet, until now.

I also wanted Bard.

If there was any way to clear my name and restore my standing in the company it would be not by only destroying the gorgeous, ripped Californian goldenboy in front of the Boss…it would also be by dispatching the blogger immediately after.

KL mentioned the custom request in passing, and yes, Virginia was a good little girl for Christmas because this year, yes, there IS a Santa Claus.

—-to be continued—-

“I mean, look at you!”

Filed under, “Well, I wasn’t quite expecting THAT!,” you can find BG East’s newest full throttle erotic release X-Fights 40. Even if you’re a casual reader of neverland, you can probably guess that 4 times out of 5, if I’m surprised, I’m happy. That is definitely the case when it comes to the twists, turns, and twistedness of adorable 2015 jobber of the year Ty Alexander getting his hands all over beefy, beautiful muscledaddy, making his debut, Beauxregard.

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Since this is an X-Fight, I was fully prepared for naked wrestling with a heaping helping of erotic content.  A little more surprising to me was the sensational presence and performance of bulging rookie Beauxregard. And still more surprising and delightful was watching babyface booty boy Ty Alexander opening up a can of unabashed whoop ass on his new muscledaddy plaything.

Ty shocks and awes was a cracking slap on Beaux’s beautiful butt!

Not that I’m shocked that Ty has it in him.  I remarked the very first time I saw him in action on a particularly confident and accomplished ring sequence in which he knocks all 6’3″ of Kayden Keller on his ass with crotch-twitching authority early on. We saw him clench his jaw and go postal in spurts all over Drake Marcos. I thought he’d seriously lost his shit and was about to toss his claim at the title of jobber supreme when he let loose on Mad Mykel. But sooner or later, seemingly inevitably, Ty ends up flat on his back with someone’s big, pulsing cock hovering just overtop him. It’s not that Ty can, quite convincingly kick ass that surprises me, so much as it is that he can honest to the wrestling gods seriously put the punishment on someone as fucking huge and hard as beefy Beauxregard.

Big Beaux’s bulging pecs seem to inspire the Trophy Boy.

The erotic tension is dripping off of the both of them from the moment Ty climbs in the ring and can’t tear his eyes away from his opponent’s muscles. When the rookie muscledaddy engages him in typical pre-match banter (Can’t believe you had the balls to show up… that sort of thing), Ty cuts straight to the chase. “How could I not!?” he asks, licking lips and pinching the muscle hunk’s nipples.

“I mean, look at you!”

Personally, I love the unexpected irony of a middleweight babyface jobber taking the bull by the bulging horn and riding him like a rodeo cowboy.  When Ty suddenly lands a cracking slap across the granite jawline of Beauxregard, there’s a little comic relief in the form of the look of shock that quickly washes across one of their face’s (and it’s not Beaux’s). Ty beats a hasty retreat out of the ring, with the muscledaddy rookie in hot pursuit.  Ty dives back inside the ring, but as Beauxregard steps halfway through the ropes to follow, Ty attacks.  He doesn’t just attack, he beats him down.  He doesn’t just beat him down, he stomps him into an impotent pool of deliciously useless muscles.

Beaux’ hot muscles hit the deck hard.

So the drama that quickly develops is not the plot I’d expected. Ty is on him and riding that muscle ass with a sadistic glee. He’s relentless, stomping and punching, dropping knees and elbows in a furious hail of seasoned focus. He’s got muscledaddy down, and he keeps him there a good long time. When he strips the big man of his trunks and starts showing a whole lot of (understandably) lustful attention to that glorious, rock hard ass and sensationally thick legs, I’m thinking to myself, “Oh, shit! Ty is just about to score the biggest upset of the year and not just heel-turn, but tap the ass of this muscledaddy bruiser, Beaux!”

Trophy Boy about to tag a rock hard muscled ass!?

Alas, that’s not quite the way the drama unfolds. But these compelling wrestlers take me there, right up to that point of suspense, to that value added, heart racing moment of pondering the possibility of a jobber not just punching way above his weight, but silencing all the sneering, condescending, withering trash talk he’s endured for a couple of years running as nothing but a narcissist jobber with an over-inflated estimation of his own fashion sense. If Ty had tied big Beauxregard in the ropes, spanked those granite glutes raw and then fucked him into a weeping pool of utter humiliation and tears, if Ty had truly tagged this beast and made this growling, rumbling baritone into his fantastically intimidating, totally obedient Rottweiler, I’d have declared the Trophy Boy king of the world, homoerotic wrestler of the decade, and in full possession of my cock.

Both wrestlers are excited for what comes next.

The real story is a lot more complex. Beauxregard sells getting trampled like a seasoned pro, but he doesn’t stay down. The more explicitly Ty telegraph’s his eagerness to become the little jobber who could, the more Beaux gets the message loud and clear that his fabulous granite glutes will get owned should he lose, the more the muscledaddy rookie roars back into contention. For an X-Fight, this is deliciously competitive, and I’m loving the grit and gristle that Ty manages to pull out of the hot bodied rookie. He irritates and provokes the big man. He taunts him and distinctly puts in jeopardy the massive ego matching Beauxregard’s huge muscles. So when the muscledaddy newbie steps up his game to stay in this fight, there’s a rage and lust for domination that glistens seductively from Beaux’s bulging body.

Beauxregard gets his hands all over the trophy.

In the lexicon of pro wrestling, particularly erotic pro, there’s an oft told tale of the young, beautiful, untested boy throwing everything he’s got at a big baddy and getting the his ego smacked hard into it’s rightful place. So familiar is the tale that it really has to be told well to keep it fresh and compelling. Ty and Beaux compel me here, and the more furiously the big man bears down and zeroes in on Ty’s beautiful ass and fully aroused cock, the more compelling all of the hot erotic tension boils over into a full-monty X-fight.

Sexiest tree-of-woe of 2016!? Quite possibly…

In case you haven’t seen it and are curious, Beaux’s cock cannot be contained in the tiny pouch of his g-string. And for the record, that lunchbox could feed thousands.  Watching his body react to the fading hopes of the randy punk at his feet is sensationally sexy. Beaux’s eyes soak in Ty’s destruction, and everything from the set of his shoulders and thrust of his hips to his pulsing, heavily bouncing erection, convey the heart and soul of an X-fight. Ty wants him. He wants Ty. He takes possession of his prey in the ring and requires the Trophy Boy to pound one out, and then drags the cutie from the ring to stick his newly won trophy on the mantle.

That ass belongs to Beaux.

An X-fight debut is a tall order, as far as I’m concerned, so it’s no small feat that Beauxregard wins not only Ty’s sweet ass, but my hearty approval as an instant fan. I hope we see much more of those fantastic muscles and hear much more of that ball grabbing, rumbling bass. And as for the Trophy Boy, one of these days, perhaps despite his reluctant pride in being top jobber, I think Ty may very well once and for all shock the fuck out of everyone and ride some lucky, hot opponent all the way to victory. If X-Fight 40 is any indication, I think the bigger, harder, and hotter his opponent, the more likely Ty is to finally turn that corner.