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January 7, 2014 wrestlebard4 Comments

route69ben — “Ben” co-stars in Alex’ series, Route 69

You may not realize it, but 2013 was the year of homoerotic wrestling fiction. About a year ago, I backed off of my hobby of writing homoerotic wrestling fiction, primarily to devote more time to this blog. But far from signaling the demise of the homoerotic wrestling fiction groups I run, we ended up posting more than 30 new, incredibly hot stories! How does this math add up, you ask? It adds up with the help accomplished authors with a keen sense of wrestling kink willing to share their work for the pleasure of the community.

route69jeff — The other co-star of Route 69, Jeff.

I can’t thank author Alex enough for the incredible quality, not to mention quantity of new pieces of homoerotic wrestling fiction he has contributed. Alex has authored 3 barn-burner, crowd pleasing series in the Sidelineland group, including one set in the world of 80’s indy pro wrestling (AWL), another set in a very contemporary online superhero themed gay wrestling site (The Cave), and a third set, well, all over the place, as an homage to the 1960’s buddy adventure television series, Route 66, only the stars of Alex’ Route 69 are stunningly chiseled homoerotic wrestlers. Alex alone accounts for more than 20 of the new pieces of homoerotic wrestling fiction posted in 2013!

joshhutcherson — CelebWrestleFan’s (and my) muse, Josh Hutcherson is pumped and primed.

Alex has not only inspired countless homoerotic wrestling fans to read, but he’s also been a catalyst for new authors to come on board last year. CelebWrestleFan has contributed now 3 Hollywood hunk battles starring my personal infatuation, Josh Hutcherson. Another Alex, Alex R. has begun a series of postmodern, brutal gladiator-for-hire elimination tournament matches called Muscle Feast. And Axel has contributed the start of a new series, Celebrity Wrestling Federation. JobberinNYC also posted an achingly sweet match entitled, The Bartender.

whasnext — Darius “the Black Muscle God” inspires my homoerotic wrestling fantasies.

Today, I’ve also posted my first new piece in many, many months, entitled The Champ. It was inspired by the most flattering request I’ve ever had: Darius “the Black Muscle God” asking me to write him into one of my stories. I was honored and nearly paralyzed by the pressure not to disappoint a stunningly hot wrestling hunk like Darius!

I went fishing for a suitable opponent for this match-up, and my first choice, Mason Brooks, was ready, willing, and able. Both Darius and Mason provided me boatloads of incredibly hot photos to illustrate the match. In fact, truth be told, I found myself repeatedly distracted by the mountain of sexy pics they provided. I’m not complaining, mind you! Just pointing out that these two studs are not just sexy as hell, but also incredibly generous, and they’re damn good sports for allowing me to fictionalize them.

I don’t know what 2014 holds for homoerotic wrestling fiction, but I’m bullish. I’ve already got a cue in my inbox of new contributions! If you aren’t a member of the Sidelineland or Producer’s Ring homoerotic wrestling fiction groups, get literate!

Twelfth Day of Christmas

January 5, 2014 wrestlebard4 Comments

I received no cards in the mail for the eleventh day of Christmas, which made me sad that the festivities and parade of homoerotic wrestling hunk greetings were over. However, today I received a twelfth day of Christmas greeting that, frankly, makes up for missing yesterday. Mason Brooks has appeared in no more than two BG East matches, yet somehow he figures disproportionately prominently among my wrestling infatuations. He’s got a wicked smart sense of humor, which, when figured on top of the tally of his hot body plus handsome face plus stunningly sexy nipples, along with a clear passion for the arousing arts of wrestling, it all adds up to one of the most promising new faces on the scene. Mason’s new year greeting captures all of that and more!

Mason, I guarantee I’ve got my eye on you this year, and if any of your conquests take you up on the offer to celebrate Saturnalia with you, I sincerely hope you’ll send photos. As for that impressive candle you’ve got there, just let me know if you need any help topping off your wick. It looks like your hands are full, and I’m available for another Roman festival, the Bachanalia. I truly cannot wait to see more of you in 2014!

Friday Fashion

January 3, 2014 wrestlebard4 Comments

fashioncortez — Rodriguez Cortez wore it best!

I cannot think of another word to describe it, other than “an upset.” Rodriguez Cortez came from behind to put Morgan the Mastodon Cruise in second place! With 50.6% of the vote to Morgan’s 45.2%, Rodriguez won the balloting for which of these hot studs wore those red and black trunks best. If this gets back to Morgan, Rodriguez better watch that fine ass of his, because if there’s one thing I know about the Mastodon, it’s that he is not a graceful loser!

crotez — Rodriguez makes that pair of trunks look sexy even when he’s just taking out the trash!

I’m working on a few projects around neverland today and tomorrow, so I haven’t done my due diligence, vetting more homoerotic wrestlers who’ve been captured by the cameras wearing the same gear. So there’s no fresh Friday Fashion poll today, but I’d love to see in the comments your suggestions of future Friday Fashion poll subjects. Who have you seen in the same gear, who needs to throw down in the arena of public opinion? Let me know by commenting to this post.

Tenth Day of Christmas

January 3, 2014 wrestlebardLeave a comment

The Boss at BG East has been a generous and kind friend of neverland since its inception, which is a little ironic, considering his severe brutality and lack of compassion to every wrestling opponent he’s ever laid eyes on. He has gently, but firmly, helped me with course corrections here and there, and when the mood strikes him, he’s an outstanding volunteer copy editor. So I was not exactly surprised when Kid Leopard dropped off a year-end batch of behind-the-scenes photos, because he knows full well my intense infatuation with seeing what the BG East boys look like when the video cameras are on pause. KL is nothing if not an enigmatic figure, however, as demonstrated by the absence of a message to go with the presents he delivered. The only words on the subject of the holidays that I’ve heard from him this season have been an unequivocal (and I’m quoting), “Bah! Humbug!” Now that sounds like The Boss to me! In any case, here are some year-end treats especially for me, but I’ll let you enjoy them as well…

Without more context, I’m guessing that this is KL and Jonny Firestorm watching the hairy-chested shirtless scenes in 3D of Henry Cavill as the 2013 Man of Steel.

Again, I’m going out on a limb because of the absence of backstory, but I’m going to say this is a couple of Kids (Kid Leopard and Kid Jean-Luc Picard) in costume to terrorize small children and steal their candy at Halloween. Regardless, I guarantee you that I’m having Star Trek homoerotic wrestling dreams tonight!

And this mysterious photo is clearly of yet-to-be released BG East newbie, Ty, getting some humiliating discipline at the wrong end of someone’s boot and camera. I don’t know if this is the Boss’ response to me taking an immediate shine to melt-in-your-mouth Ty, or whether this is what happened to the babyface as a result of Ty sending me a holiday greeting card without the Boss’ permission. Either way, I say hell, yeah!

With Kid Leopard at the helm, BG East has been fueling my erotic fantasies for most of my adult life, and there are just no words of gratitude sufficient to thank him for his artistry, imagination, and wrestling genius. I’d offer him best wishes for the coming year, but having seen a sneak preview of what he’s been cooking up at recent tapings, what’s the point? He’s going to take 2014 and wring every ounce of blood, sweat and cum out of it, and serve it up to you and me like only he can. “Thanks,” just doesn’t cover it, Kid Leopard!

Ninth Day of Christmas

January 2, 2014 wrestlebardLeave a comment

It was a pleasure to get to interview in 2013 Muscle Master Kevin, the CEO of the newest kids on the homoerotic wrestling block, Muscle Domination Wrestling. I found Kevin to be a deeply thoughtful and reflective young hunk, with a keen eye to feed both his entrepreneurial drive and his sincere desire to please his fans. There are paradoxes upon paradoxes when it comes to MMK. He has one of the babiest faces in the business mounted atop the body of a Greek god. He’s merciless in his ring and absolutely revels in the agonizing suffering of his opponents, but outside the ring he’s a keen conversationalist with a tender underbelly of self-deprecation that peeks through on extremely rare (and that much sexier for it) moments. His online persona is one of total carnal focus, with muscle and muscle domination being the first, middle, and last part of every story he tells, but the stud is literary-minded, introspective and meticulously well-spoken. I’m happy to have him as a friend of neverland, and thrilled to to pass along his new year’s greeting for homoerotic wrestling fans.

mmk2 — Start your new years on your knees for the master! 2013 was a year of big strides – but I’m in the empire making business so watch as **www.muscledominationwrestling.com** and **musclemasterkevin.com** grow as impressively as my physique. – Muscle Master Kevin

Oh, I’m watching, Kevin. I’m watching. I’d wish you luck as you launch into another year of empire-building, but I get the impression that your business success, like your phenomenal physique, has absolutely nothing to do with luck. And you know where to find me when MDW fans demand to see a wrestling blogger worship that fantasy body of yours in the coming year.

Eighth Day of Christmas

January 1, 2014 wrestlebard1 Comment

Jonny Firestorm is coming on way, way strong as 2013 comes to a close and 2014 begins. For one thing, the notorious heel unveiled a newly minted physique a few months ago, and its chiseled out of marble by the loving hand of a homoerotic master sculptor. Jonny also launched his own website in 2013, and I know for a fact that he’s pleasing customers left and right for those looking for a full service Jonny fix. Jonny has some of the most fanatical followers I’ve ever met, for whom no matter how dastardly and vicious, no matter how brutal and bullying, no matter how cruelly and underhandedly he punishes an opponent (hell, BECAUSE of all of those things), Jonny Firestorm can do no wrong. Personally, I think 2014 should be the year that Jonny gets passionately muscle worshipped by one crushed and awed opponent after another. From Jonny’s year-end greeting card he sent neverland, it looks like he’s planning on there being a long, long line of crushed, awed, and fully owned wrestlers kneeling in subjugation at his feet.

Just flash that devastatingly handsome smile and flex those insanely roped arms, and I have no doubt you’ll have plenty loyal subjects on their knees, Jonny! For that matter, if the king needs a personal valet to groom, dress, and primp that royal bod, consider me first in line for the job! And it’s so nice to see neverland up on your computer there, over your shoulder! It’s an honor, and just a little intimidating, to know the king is watching.

Seventh Day of Christmas

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A long-time friend of neverland dropped off a new year-end greeting card with eye candy, some plans for 2014, and well wishes for his many fans. Incredibly hot Darius is one of the paradoxes of pro wrestling. He’s got the body of a god (a “black muscle god” to be exact), with the obvious raw power to crush most opponents like grapes; however, his win-loss record in the homoerotic wrestling products I’ve seen bears witness to the fact that this mountain of mouthwatering muscle has an achilles heel. 2013, however, ended on a groundbreaking note for the Black Muscle God, featuring Darius wringing the sweet sounds of submission and victory out of undisputed babyface jobber, hunky farmboy Tony Law, for Muscle Domination Wrestling. That notable end to 2013 and the plans Darius mentions in his year-end greeting make me think that 2014 could be a major breakout year for him. I’ve got my eyes on him, and he’s clearly got his eyes on more victories to come.

First, I would like to thank all my fans for all their support this past year. I do get many emails, and I do read and respond to every one of them, whether they are good or bad comments. I know many have asked to see more of me, and I do believe they mean less by way of trunks, so I hope to bring that to them in the New Year. Many request for me to do custom videos, and that is now a reality as I have done a few within the last month. In 2014 I will be looking to get into some bodybuilding competitions, travel down to Atlanta to do some videos for BWN, and continue to do videos for BG East and Muscle Domination Wrestling, and lastly get my own website up so my fans can follow me. All of this would not be possible without the support of my fans, and again I thank you so much. So I wish everyone out there a very safe and happy New Year. – Darius

Can’t wait to see what 2014 holds for you, Darius, and I for one will follow you anywhere. So keep us updated on the launch of your website!

Sixth Day of Christmas

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So far I’ve heard from hot heels, a never-say-die jobber, and a handsome, hunky babyface (at least by the way I count them), and this liminal time between the old year and the new year just keeps getting hotter by the day. And then today arrives something entirely new. I’m mean, really, really new! So new, in fact, that we don’t know yet what character this yet-to-be-released pretty, pretty twink may embody when we finally get to see him in action, hopefully early in 2014. The smuggled contraband I published from a Florida BG East taping recently provided the first glimpse I’ve seen of these doe-eyed, bronzed beauty who I was told goes by the name Ty. Well, Ty apparently took note of his newfound notoriety on neverland and sent me this adorable holiday greeting card. Ty looks like he’d melt in your mouth, but looks can be deceiving. Knowing BG East, Ty could easily be a sadistic viper in twink’s clothing. But the sincerity and, yes, I’ll say it again, adorability about this earnest holiday greeting makes me see dark clouds of doom rising over this cherub’s suddenly vulnerable bronzed body. I hope lovely Ty has either an inner vicious heel or a big, bad big brother to take him under his wing, because I have to think this pretty boy has got an irresistible target tattooed to his (deceptively?) innocent, newbie ass.

Ty2 — Have a great holiday, and thanks for the support. Never thought I would be BG material or sidelineland worthy! It’s truly an honor. I want wrestling fans to know that I worked my ass off to be ready for my BG East debut (well, not really, it’s still sexy, and it’s still there!). And as you wait to see me in action, I want folks to know that I’m BG East’s new gear lover. I collect all types, all kinds! -Ty

Ohmygod, I’ll say it again. This kid melts in your mouth! Ty, it’s truly a pleasure to meet you, and the honor is all mine! I can’t wait to see the BG East boys get their hands on you and every single item of gear you’ve got. I hope they don’t beat the adorable right out of you too soon, buddy!

Fifth Day of Christmas

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The year-end holiday greetings from my favorite homoerotic wrestlers and friends of neverland have been intense so far! So much attitude! Three epic heels and a studly jobber clearly trying to get his ass kicked… again… make today’s greeting card from a hunky babyface beauty seem like a breath of fresh air! Ben Monaco has been a longtime friend of neverland and living the dream of countless homoerotic wrestling fans everywhere, successfully making the pivot from fan to star. Ben (and his hairy pecs and hungry lips) is as sincere, earnest, and competitive a babyface as I’ve ever virtually met. So his year-end greeting is a whole lot less dark and ominous than my first four.

2013-08-01 15.31.50 — I’m cooking up new matches for fans in the new year, and there are LOTS of things coming up for me very, very soon! Hope your end-of-the-year has been fun despite the hectic holiday season! -Ben Monaco

Keep us updated, Ben! Keep fighting the good fight, and if I may, let me request more lip lock finishers for you in the coming year.

Friday Fashion

December 28, 2013 wrestlebard2 Comments

I know, I know. It’s Saturday, not Friday. But with time off work mid-week, my internal calendar is all screwed up, and today feels either like Friday or Sunday. Yesterday felt definitely like Saturday or, possibly, Thursday. Just put away the calendar, read this post in the voice of Joan Rivers, and enjoy this make-up Fashion Friday breakdown.

I think I’d have a psychotic break with reality should I ever see Eli Black and Lon Dumont square off in the ring, because my conflicting loyalties would rip me into pieces. However, when it comes to which of these hot hunks wore the POW!-in-the-ass trunks best, neverland readers have spoken, and they spoke decisively. By a vote of 68 to 44, you declared that it was Eli Black who wore them best. Eli will be the first to tell you that his ass is irresistibly sexy, so the graphic on these trunks just say what we’re all thinking. As for me and my divided loyalties, I’m withholding judgment until I get to see them both in, then out, of these trunks… in the ring… in an all-in naked battle for the gear.

Today’s Fashion Friday poll draws from the newest kids on the homoerotic wrestling production block, Muscle Domination Wrestling. I count three very different wrestling hunks who packed themselves inside a certain pair of red, white and black leatherish mid-rise trunks. Rodriguez Cortez slid his incredibly, hot, beefy, smooth bod in them twice in season 5 and once in season 6. Hunky twink Enrique then had the audacity to show up in the same trunks twice in season 6 and then twice again in season 7. And finally, the most recent and imposing character from MDW to wear this bad boys was none other than the Mastodon himself, Morgan Cruise, in season 7. These are three very different wrestlers with very different body types, so I’m guessing you should have a clear opinion one way or the other or the other. These are also three very different qualities of photography, so I hope that won’t sway your vote. My wishes for 2014 include MDW taking higher quality photographs and including a searchable wrestler roster with stats to better tease their wrestlers and matches. There’s a lot to consider here, but the real question you need to ask yourself is who wore it best?

fashionnenrique — Lean ‘n’ hunky beauty Enrique strikes a stunningly different figure in the same gear. He unquestionably wore them most often, but did he wear them best?

fashionmorgan — Morgan “the Mastodon” Cruise seldom loses at anything, particularly not in the ring. But when it comes to fashion, is he the winner of who wore these trunks best?

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