The weather is turning chilly here, so sightings of bare thighs are getting harder to come by. Happily, there are homoerotic wrestling archives showing off both the sexiest thighs engaged in their sexiest purpose: homoerotic wrestling. I hope these blogger choice pics warm you up as effectively as they do me!
I’ve been on a forced hiatus from the blog for a little while, trying to chase deadlines elsewhere in my life. But even with my head down and nose to the grindstone, there was no missing this piece of choice meat in beefcake news from a few days ago. Apparently a couple body beautiful Southern Florida boys wanted to show their team spirit for the Miami Dolphins by stripping down to Dolphin speedos for the game.
Stadium security required the hunks to put their pants on, which is just nuts. It’s fucking Miami. They’re fucking hot! It isn’t difficult to see why the beautiful boys caught a lot of attention at the game and on the internet afterward.
This blond on the left could easily be the tattooed younger brother of Thunders Arena’s TAK. The furry bearded muscle boy on the right could easily be the star of my next homoerotic wrestling fantasy! Drag that hot slice of meat up off the mat by those whiskers, baby! Holy shit, sign these two exhibitionists up for a homoerotic tag team match NOW!
Damn it, these boys make me want to like football! And I, in turn, really want to introduce them to homoerotic wrestling.
There were a total of 102 votes in last week’s Friday Fashion poll, with hunky beefcake Mikey Vee edging out classic favorite Shane McCall by a 42% to 38% margin. Defiled man of steel, Ken Decker, trailed with just 20%, but I say they all looked stunning in those rainbow trunks. However, Friday Fashion is mostly about what you think, and you (collectively) voted Mikey Vee as the one who wore it best. With Mikey’s granite carved glutes, seriously, what doesn’t he wear the fucking hell out of!?
Today’s Friday Fashion poll pits two hot hunks who both wear a distinctive pair of white trunks with a baby blue geometric stripes that, I think, accentuate all the right bulges. Your first option is a one-hit wonder who was apparently so brutalized and beleaguered by BG East classic villain Cruze that he never set foot in the ring again. Achingly beautiful babyface Brad Foster looks like he could melt in your mouth, he’s just that sweet. Talk about a boy next door turns homoerotic pro wrestler! But wait! Boy next door? Sweet enough to melt in your mouth? Achingly beautiful babyface? Aren’t those the exact words necessary to sum up 2-time homoerotic wrestler of the month Denny Cartier!? And aren’t those distinctive, bulge-tastic trunks precisely the gear Denny wore in Leopard’s Lair 4, Mat Hunks 8, and Backyard Brawls 6? Damn straight they are. There’s no denying the fact that Denny wore it more often than Brad. The question is, who wore it best? Check out your options and vote below.
I’m late in anointing a new Homoerotic Wrestler of the Month. I’ll get to it, but in the mean time, let me dedicate this edition of Tuesday Trunk Pulls to the still reigning HWOTM, for the moment, the living legend himself, Brad Rochelle. Trunk pulls get my juices flowing a little faster, particularly when the pull-ee is a hunk with sculpted muscles, boyish innocence, and a telegraphed unlikeliness to venture into the deep end of homoerotic wrestling, where gear gets stripped entirely. The trunk pull teases and titillates, tempting with a glimpse or even just a hint of the beauty beneath the trunks, a treasure that possibly no one may get their hands on in the ring, but nevertheless inspires boundless hopes and fantasies. I think there may be no better ambassador for the power of the trunk pull than epic babyface beauty, Brad Rochelle. In order of his appearances, here are the trunk pulls (delivered and received) of a storied, inspiring career in homoerotic wrestling…
Of course, Brad fans and homoerotic wrestling sleuths discovered long ago that, although Brad has never bared all in the ring… yet…. he was featured as a “real man of the month” in Playgirl where he proved that every inch we’ve never seen was just as pretty as every inch we had.
Have you seen Socialite Life’s Male Model spotlight for today? Felipe Von Borstel is 6 feet tall, Brazilian, and I’m fixated by his nipples. Seriously, I haven’t been as enthralled with a pair of sexy nipples since I first saw Mason Brooks step into the BG East Gazebo.
Hellfire, Felipe, headlights like those are absolutely screaming for full-throated attention in a homoerotic wrestling ring! Somebody quick, sign this babyface beauty to a lifetime contract and put that sweet ass in low cut, tear-away trunks, because there’s pec torture and nipple play just begging to happen, and throw in some screams of agony in Portuguese, and I promise this boy will be a best seller in seconds flat!
Rugby veteran, LGBT ally, and all around stunning beefcake Ben Cohen is reportedly making everyone swoon on the British version of Dancing with the Stars. Damn, there’s a particularly hard to reach spot that few can scratch quite like a hot, pumped, hairy rugby hunk like Ben. He’s tagged at 6’2″ and 227 pounds, and I’ll go out on a limb and say that those precise numbers have never looked as good on another body.
This is not the first time I’ve been caught joining in the mass swoon that seems to swell in big Ben’s wake. And like every object of lust that grabs my attention, it’s guaranteed that he’s instantly transported into a homoerotic wrestling fantasy of mine.
In Ben’s case, he was featured in the “All-Stars” division of my Producer’s Ring series, competing to make the transition from sports superstar to Hollywood actor. As in every PR story I’ve written, Ben’s promise as a fan favorite actor is gauged entirely upon his capacity to both crush a homoerotic wrestling opponent and look good doing it. In Ben’s case, he faced American footballer and fashion model wannabe, Tom Brady. Brady is ridiculously pretty, which 4 times out of 5 translates to serious doom in professional wrestling (9 times out of 10 in my particular homoerotic imagination). In the imagined battle between Ben and Tom, the American has a couple of inches in height over the Rugby stud, but they’re pretty damn close to the same weight (translation: nasty, high impact battle of the big boys!). Tom is accustomed to having wealth and success shoved in his face, so imagine his surprise when it’s Ben’s meat-packed, sweaty jock strap that’s slapping the pretty boy’s cheeks. Tom mounts a modicum of offense to make this barely not a squash, but there’s nothing but big Ben pounding the living shit out of the quarterback morning, noon and night. And there’s a standing headscissors transitioning to an inverted, reverse bearhug, so counting up the fantasy favorites of mine in that match requires a calculator.
On DWTS, Ben is playing to his fan base by dancing shirtless, with a little body glitter to accentuate the sweaty lather the big boy works up on the dance floor. Sweet Jeebus, that body glitter better be edible, because if my tongue was within striking distance of that glistening, furry body and, in particular, those hypnotizing nips, Ben Cohen would be pinned to his back and licked from head to toe before he knew what hit him. UK readers, I trust you’re voting for Ben, because I’m hoping to see more shots like this in the coming weeks!
One of the more competitive polls around neverland, last week’s Friday Fashion vote tilted, in the end, for gorgeous muscleboy Kash Satal as having worn those pouch-tastic orange, black, and white N2N trunks best in Can-Am’s Wrestle Bait. He beat out fellow Wrestle Bait fighter, Patrick Bateman, by just 5 votes. I have to agree with the majority on this one, because damn… damn!…. Kash looks insanely sexy in, and then out of, these trunks!
This week, I’m going old school with a recurring pair of memorable trunks worn by 3 hunks from the earlier years of BG East. Metallic finish, rainbow colors, these are not trunks that just anyone can pull off. Personally, however, I think all three of these studs are simply stunning in them, but the question remains: who wore it best? Consider the options, and then vote below.
Who are you dressing up as for Halloween? I thought long and hard about it, and I decided to shave my head, put on a sneer, and wear ass-kicking boots, blue jeans, a black shirt. That’s right, for Halloween, I’m going as…
…Kid Vicious. Sure, nobody at the party will get it. But in the spirit of Kid Vicious, what the fuck do I care? I’ll just sneer and look threatening. Good times guaranteed. Here are some other homoerotic wrestler inspired Halloween characters you might consider.
Let me know what you pick. Send pictures!
I keep thinking that I’ve run out of sexy Trees of Woe to feature for my alliterative Wednesday post, but alas and again, another assortment to amuse the aficionado of the application of this hot hold.
Am I the only one around here whose blood pumps a little faster when a wrestler yanks on his opponent’s trunks? No, of course I’m not. I bet I’m not even the only one who’s poured over stills of trunk pulling to catch a glimpse of what’s hidden on some of the demure hunks of homoerotic wrestling who otherwise have not (yet) put their junk on display in the ring. So here are some Tuesday Trunk Pulls to give you a little leverage on your work week.
What are your favorite trunk pulls?
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